She is a bit early

[Bernard_Monsha]

At least the costume was somewhat grounded in reality.

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested (http://www.local12.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=777596c7-d339-4feb-81a7-60887c4d95e2&rss=30)

A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.

[Old Ape Face]

Wonder who the farmer was to let that cow out of the barn.

[Shiroiyuki]

McDonalds should have picked her up to feed a few more fat people.

[Caster13]

Only in America.....

[Ken-Ohki]

I saw this on CNN this morning. She's been arrested more than 50 times already for crimes including prostitution.


Prostitution ...

[Old Ape Face]

I expect nothing more and nothing less from people like this.

[Caster13]

I think this lady should go away for life. Hopefully the judge sees it that way.

[Old Ape Face]

I think this lady should go away for life. Hopefully the judge sees it that way.

Go away? Give her plain tickets to North Korea? Oh that will be fun to watch.

[Bernard_Monsha]

I saw this on CNN this morning. She's been arrested more than 50 times already for crimes including prostitution.


Prostitution ...

I think she was the John.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Did this happen in California? Because good cheese comes from happy cows, and happy cows come from California

[Old Ape Face]

Did this happen in California? Because good cheese comes from happy cows, and happy cows come from California

mmm i don't think she's from California, =/

[goddessofanime]

I saw this on CNN this morning. She's been arrested more than 50 times already for crimes including prostitution.


Prostitution ...

I wanna know who's into prostitutes dressing up like cows!

[Bernard_Monsha]

I wanna know who's into prostitutes who are cows!

Fixed for truthiness!

[Old Ape Face]

I wanna know who pays prostitutes who are cows.

Fixed for the record.

Oh wait... Never mind I'm retarded.

[Ikari Warrior]

Oh hey, look! It's PETA's new spokesperson for Ben & Jerry's!

[Old Ape Face]

Oh hey, look! It's PETA's new spokesperson for Ben & Jerry's!

Heh don't rank on Ben and Jerry, that's good stuff.

you can make fun of Jen and Berry though.

[iwakura]

Heh don't rank on Ben and Jerry, that's good stuff.

you can make fun of Jen and Berry though.

Ano...

Think you have the wrong Jerry....

"Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"

"On todays show we interview a prostitute furry with a public defecation fetish."

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Did you just say "ano," there is no excuse, get in line I'm ready to test out my patented new "*** kicking machine," it's like a windmill but with shoes.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...did she just say "ano"? i'm sorry.

[CrossboneGundam]

I've seen ugly cows better looking than her.

[Stafal-chan]

Oh hey, look! It's PETA's new spokesperson for Ben & Jerry's!

A cow prostitute? :unsure:

[Ikari Warrior]

A cow prostitute? :unsure:

Well, halfway there, anyhow.

Bernard had posted a link to an article about how PETA wanted Ben & Jerry's to use human milk to make ice cream, instead of cow milk.

So, I figure an ugly woman in a cow costume would be very representative of that idea.

[Old Ape Face]

Well, halfway there, anyhow.

Bernard had posted a link to an article about how PETA wanted Ben & Jerry's to use human milk to make ice cream, instead of cow milk.

So, I figure an ugly woman in a cow costume would be very representative of that idea.

I'd prefer a Playboy Bunny over a cow =/

Watch it or you'll give Ben & Jerry's a new idea.

[Sendo Takeshi]

That was pretty funny. The fact that she was chasing after people in the suit made me lol.

[guyverfanboy]

That was pretty funny. The fact that she was chasing after people in the suit made me lol.

Funny news. :lol:

[xia]

Did this happen in California? Because good cheese comes from happy cows, and happy cows come from California

You know prons
I've always respected you
But now I think I love you

[Jia]

That was pretty funny. The fact that she was chasing after people in the suit made me lol.


^ Thirded.

I think how smug she was what did it for me.

http://www.local12.com/media/news/e/9/9/e992cba2-596c-46ee-b0b4-05c8433b4a22/Original.jpg

[Magami No ER]

More like drunk and out of her ever-loving mind.

[Lacan]

I don't think sending her to jail would cut it. Remember the crime to fit the punishment in the justice system. So the least they can do is send her to a mental hospital instead of prison for the rest of her life or at least till they find some cure or way in the future to fix her.

[Caster13]

I expected her to be white trash.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... i thought she was doing a Lambo cosplay. Lambo is rather stupid.

[goddessofanime]

So what's in her udders?

Crack? Vodka? Pills?Mary Jane?

[Caster13]

I'm going with crack, cause she looks like a crack *****.

[Jia]

I don't think sending her to jail would cut it. Remember the crime to fit the punishment in the justice system.


I would of thought being chased by baby cows and let them do there business on her would of been somewhat like the crime.

[Old Ape Face]

I would of thought being chased by baby cows and let them do there business on her would of been somewhat like the crime.

No No No she'll like that too much.

[goddessofanime]

I can show her some real cows. :P

[Caster13]

I can show her some real cows. :P

Go to A. an anime convention, or B. just the manga section of the bookstore.

[goddessofanime]

I actually meant I can show her real cows. I live in Amish country...there's farms all over the place.

[Caster13]

I grew up in the country too goddess. Before they turned it into a golf course there was some sort of crop field right by my block. Sometimes you would see the tractor right behind some of the neighbors backyards. But this was long ago.

But I don't live in Amish country. At least I lived only 1 hour away from TYPICAL Jersey. I feel sorry for you.

[Old Ape Face]

I actually meant I can show her real cows. I live in Amish country...there's farms all over the place.

I live in a town that is nicknamed after the smell of Cow **** in the spring, just bring her here I'm sure she'll feel right at home

[Jia]

No No No she'll like that too much.
Oh... :( Sucky.