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Bernard_Monsha
September 25th, 2008, 10:46 AM
Or the propaganda wings timing was off, you make the call.


China space mission article hits Web before launch (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080925/ap_on_re_as/as_china_space_article_1&printer=1;_ylt=AlRQPkm9OiCCiM16FRqsYdH9x g8F)

Thu Sep 25, 9:20 AM ET

A news story describing a successful launch of China's long-awaited space mission and including detailed dialogue between astronauts launched on the Internet Thursday, hours before the rocket had even left the ground.

The country's official news agency Xinhua posted the article on its Web site Thursday, and remained there for much of the day before it was taken down.

A staffer from the Xinhuanet.com Web site who answered the phone Thursday said the posting of the article was a "technical error" by a technician. The staffer refused to give his name as is common among Chinese officials.

The Shenzhou 7 mission, which will feature China's first-ever spacewalk, is set to launch Thursday from Jiuquan in northwestern China between 9:07 a.m. EDT and 10:27 p.m. EDT.

The arcticle, dated two days from now on Sept. 27, vividly described the rocket in flight, complete with a sharply detailed dialogue between the three astronauts.

Excerpts are below:

"After this order, signal lights all were switched on, various data show up on rows of screens, hundreds of technicians staring at the screens, without missing any slightest changes ...

'One minute to go!'

'Changjiang No.1 found the target!'...

"The firm voice of the controller broke the silence of the whole ship. Now, the target is captured 12 seconds ahead of the predicted time ...

'The air pressure in the cabin is normal!'

"Ten minutes later, the ship disappears below the horizon. Warm clapping and excited cheering breaks the night sky, echoing across the silent Pacific Ocean."

Vaikyuko
September 25th, 2008, 11:01 AM
Wow, China.

You're slacking with your propaganda, seriously.

The Million Dollar Prons
September 25th, 2008, 11:47 AM
Sadly the entire mission is a lie, the Prons Republic of China has absolutely no intenion of laucnhing rockets to space, as Chairman Prons is too busy launching rockets right here in the capital city of San Francisco

Tidusauron12
September 25th, 2008, 02:33 PM
I lol'd. :lol:

The Million Dollar Prons
September 25th, 2008, 04:10 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:CNSA.svg did china rip off the star strek isgna.

Xhalen
September 25th, 2008, 04:43 PM
Uh-oh, I wonder what happens to the poor employee who was a bit over-zealous in touting China's greatness.

Gray
September 25th, 2008, 08:34 PM
Uh-oh, I wonder what happens to the poor employee who was a bit over-zealous in touting China's greatness.

Chinese Water Tortue of course.

Ken-Ohki
September 25th, 2008, 08:55 PM
I had to run upstairs to let my roommate know about this, this is just failure beyond words.

Haro!
September 25th, 2008, 09:35 PM
News like this makes me feel good. Propaganda gone wrong (well wrong to the people who were supposed to benefit) is always a great thing.

CrossboneGundam
September 27th, 2008, 12:35 PM
China built a TIME ROCKET? OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!111