Well, I thought if I spread it out no one would notice

[Bernard_Monsha]

One for the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot files.


Verizon Tech Accused Of Making $220K In Sex Calls (http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/phone.sex.calls.2.813865.html)
Former Employee Said To Have Tapped Into Landlines Of 950 Customers To Make 45,000 Minutes Worth Of Calls
By Lee Kushnir & Jeff Capellini, WCBSTV.com

NEW YORK (CBS) ― A former Verizon technician racked up $220,000 in phone-sex calls by tapping into the land lines of nearly 950 customers, authorities charged on Tuesday.

Joseph Vaccarelli, 45, of Nutley, made approximately 5,000 calls, resulting in 45,000 minutes of call time, Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli said in a news release.

Vaccarelli placed the calls in about 30 municipalities in Bergen County, according to the release.

Verizon estimated that out of a 40-week period, Vaccarelli spent 15 weeks talking on 900 chat lines, authorities alleged.

Vaccarelli was charged with theft by deception and theft of services.
He is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday in Central Municipal Court.

[f2akid]

Lonely guy. But then again, what would I have done in that scenario...?

[VidelCoolGirl]

Maybe thats why my bill is always so high.

[Gibb]

In related news, thousands of husbands now have an excuse to tell their wives.

"No honey, of course I didn't call 1-900-GOTH-LUV, it was Joseph Vaccarelli at the verizon office using our telephone lines"

"Uh huh..."

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Ya know what the saddest part about that 220k phone sex bill is? It probably only got him like 20 minutes

[Victory]

average price 5$/min
average call length 9 minutes

[Tuna]

average call length 9 minutesNo wonder he has to rely on phone sex...
XD

[seba_boi]

5,000 sex phone calls?!... Holy crap!...

[Ken-Ohki]

15 weeks of calls in a 40 week period of time? How'd he manage that? Gotta say though, that's an impressive amount of time to go without being caught.

[VidelCoolGirl]

The....girls....probably...talked....lik e...this...every....sexy...word....per.. ..minute.

[ZSYigadar]

The....girls....probably...talked....lik e...this...every....sexy...word....per.. ..minute.

Yeah I didn't even last beyond reading this post let alone $220K worth of phone sex.

[Leader Desslock]

The....girls....probably...talked....lik e...this...every....sexy...word....per.. ..minute.
Who would call William Shatner for phone sex?

[superplough]

I'd pay through the nose for William Shatner Phone Sex.

He is the ****ING MAN.

[Leader Desslock]

"What... am I... wearing? ... It's sort... of ... a uniform... All... made of ... spandex... With ... a starfleet... insignia... on the... ... breast... It's my... low-cut... v-neck... green tunic that ... always drove... Ensign Rand ... crazy..."

[superplough]

I came.

fillerrrrrrrr

[ZSYigadar]

I came.

fillerrrrrrrr

Pretty sure this makes us gay.

I'm okay with it.

[f2akid]

"What... am I... wearing? ... It's sort... of ... a uniform... All... made of ... spandex... With ... a starfleet... insignia... on the... ... breast... It's my... low-cut... v-neck... green tunic that ... always drove... Ensign Rand ... crazy..."

:lol:

(epicfiller)

[guyverfanboy]

phone sex is a complete waste of time. :|

[Old Ape Face]

phone sex is a complete waste of time. :|

Only if you can afford the plain tickets to see the real thing.

Otherwise we assume you must at least live in the same state, then you would need to afford the gas between each trip.

Otherwise we assume you live in the same town, in which we hope you see each other in person occasionally.

Otherwise we hope you live in the same house. In which we hope the wall between you and the garage isn't too far away.

[VidelCoolGirl]

"What... am I... wearing? ... It's sort... of ... a uniform... All... made of ... spandex... With ... a starfleet... insignia... on the... ... breast... It's my... low-cut... v-neck... green tunic that ... always drove... Ensign Rand ... crazy..."

You stole my gag!

[Old Ape Face]

You stole my gag!

No he improved it with Shatner vision.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... people still do phone sex? jeez.

[Caster13]

Who would call William Shatner for phone sex?

"What... am I... wearing? ... It's sort... of ... a uniform... All... made of ... spandex... With ... a starfleet... insignia... on the... ... breast... It's my... low-cut... v-neck... green tunic that ... always drove... Ensign Rand ... crazy..."

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/ferrariaddict/icon_204.gifhttp://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk167/ferrariaddict/icon_204.gif I laughed my f-ing *** off. You just won the internet!:thumbsup:

[KabukiSaMuRaI]

I came.

fillerrrrrrrr

Gimme a break. :wacko: