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Bernard_Monsha
June 23rd, 2008, 06:13 AM
Only in Brooklyn.

Runaway's Alleged Dwarf Pimp To Face Judge (http://wcbstv.com/local/Dwarf.Pimps.Runaway.2.754338.html)
By Ninad Shah and Lee Kushnir

NEW YORK (CBS) ― A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme Court on Monday.

Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. 'Shorty,' due to her 3 foot 9 inch height, is charged with promoting prostitution and child endangerment for allegedly pimping a 15-year-old that ran away from a troubled home.

According to published reports, Green is accused of using her Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment as a sex pad for clients who paid $250 per half-hour for intercourse, and $100 per half-hour of oral sex.

Clients were found using Craigslist.

Green, 26, pleaded not guilty to all charges. The teenage girl was returned to her family. It is not clear how the two met.

Neighbors at Green's Brooklyn housing project were not surprised by the arrest, where she was described as a "hustler," and a "player."

Reginald Forden told the Post, "I didn't know she was a pimp, but I'm not surprised."

Shiroiyuki
June 23rd, 2008, 06:16 AM
It is not clear how the two met...
Maybe she sat on Santa's lap and took a liking to the little attendant elf.
"I didn't know she was a pimp, but I'm not surprised."
Well? They have to do SOMETHING during the underpants stealing off-season.

Nathan-the-Axe
June 23rd, 2008, 09:56 AM
Mom? No!!!!

Shiroiyuki
June 23rd, 2008, 10:54 AM
Mom? No!!!!

....I don't get it.

Is your mom the sex-starved dwarf? What does that make you, Danny DeVito?

Midoriko87
June 23rd, 2008, 03:35 PM
"Hobbit's be pimpim," really... <_<

I'm done.

Trefellin
June 23rd, 2008, 06:06 PM
Yeah, I know I'm not the greatest title... maker but, really? "Hobbit's be Pimpin"?

I appreciate the effort though, Monsha.

Bernard_Monsha
June 23rd, 2008, 06:30 PM
"Hobbit's be pimpim," really... <_<

I'm done.

No one would get the "Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja Albino Pimp" reference.

RecentMidget
June 23rd, 2008, 07:18 PM
I've almost seen everything.......

now I need to see a lesbian and a gay guy be pimps and I'm done with them altogether

SapphireDream
June 23rd, 2008, 07:22 PM
Only in Brooklyn.
Nah, not only Crooklyn, its happened in NY in other area, i think it was like 2 years back and it was in queens.
Gotta love my neighborhood. Cant say i was ever bored in Brooklyn

RecentMidget
June 23rd, 2008, 07:56 PM
frodo's b*tch.

Shiroiyuki
June 23rd, 2008, 07:58 PM
frodo's b*tch.

....Sean Astin lives in New York?

RecentMidget
June 23rd, 2008, 08:05 PM
yes. and he's fatter than ever!

Bezerker
June 24th, 2008, 03:48 AM
Well? They have to do SOMETHING during the underpants stealing off-season.

Ahh, so this is that infamous "???" in the plan.

Ikari Warrior
June 24th, 2008, 07:19 AM
"Hobbit's be pimpim," really... <_<

I'm done.

I nominate this thread be renamed "Hobbits be Pippin"

Okay, I'M done...

Caster13
July 3rd, 2008, 10:42 PM
This sounds like something straight out of Reno 911.

Ahh, so this is that infamous "???" in the plan.

Another mystery of the universe has been solved!!! Next on the list, will you REALLY crap out of your mouth if you shove food up your butt?

Hara!
July 4th, 2008, 12:02 AM
And I would rather live nowhere else.

ThePhillyFlash
July 4th, 2008, 03:02 AM
No one would get the "Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja Albino Pimp" reference.

Stand your ground, homes! I thought "Hobbits Be Pimpin'" was a great title! And the story was pretty wild too. Only in New York City indeed!

:lol: