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Stelok
June 16th, 2008, 07:24 AM
http://news.ph.msn.com/entertainment/article.aspx?cp-documentid=1471851


Actress Rossellini probes insect sex in phone-films

A film festival just for pocket-sized movies on mobile telephones came of age in its fourth edition this weekend, with a series of flicks on the sex lives of insects by the actress Isabella Rossellini.

The minute-long films, a series of eight titled "Green Porno", are on handsets dangling on wires from a "mobile phone tree" in Paris' Pompidou Centre, for the three-day Pocket Films festival which opened Friday.

Their format -- shot exclusively for viewing on 3G technology mobile phones -- make them the "films of the future," Rossellini told AFP in an interview.

"Watching (war epic) 'Apocalypse Now' on a mobile telephone is no fun -- it was conceived as a big spectacle. But this tiny screen can be a new canvas for directors," she said.

"The 'fourth screen' represented by the mobile telephone is a great opportunity for creativity," she said, referring to the idea of mobiles as a fourth medium alongside television, cinema and the Internet.

Rossellini, 55, daughter of the actress Ingrid Bergman and director Roberto Rossellini, grabbed film-goers' attention with her disturbing erotic role as Dorothy Vallens in the 1986 David Lynch classic "Blue Velvet."

Now she has donned fake bug eyes, wings and bee-stripes for the playful mini-films, which she also wrote and produced -- adding a dash of stardom to the offbeat festival, which broke new ground when it was first held in 2005.

"If I were a firefly, I would light up my *** at night," she declares, dressed as the insect of the first film's title, before buzzing off to explain the creature's mating habits.

"I have sex several times a day," she says in another, posing as a regular fly, before demonstrating by mounting a huge toy bluebottle from behind.

The series was funded by the Sundance Institute, the body behind the Sundance independent film festival founded by the Hollywood actor Robert Redford, who granted 10,000 dollars for each short piece.

"At Sundance, there are lots of 'green' programmes -- about eating eco-labelled food, dressing and building your house with ecological materials," Rossellini said. "I said to Robert: 'What's missing is a 'green porno'!"

The eye-opening content of "Green Porno" describes erotic phenomena such as the earthworm's preference for the "69" position and the fate of the bumble bee, whose penis breaks off after sex, causing him to bleed to death.

"It was great fun to film," the actress said. "The most difficult thing was to stay dead still in the worm costume for hours, without drinking or scratching my eyelid."

After "Firefly," "Dragonfly," "Spider," "Fly," "Snail," "Bee," "Mantis" and "Worm," Rossellini plans to make six more films in the series in September.

This year's Pocket Films, organised by the movie archive organisation Forum des Images, features dozens of works filmed with or for mobile telephones by school children, amateurs and professionals from around the world.

Some are shown on big screens, while others -- true to the innovative spirit of the festival -- can only be watched on the hanging phones of the "trees," with headphones. Some can even be downloaded by visitors onto their phones and taken away.

For the first time, the festival offers a prize for a film made exclusively for viewing on a mobile telephone -- as well as its usual award for movies shot using a phone or a digital camera.

As the festival gains momentum, more film heavyweights are also getting in on the act -- one of those in competition is "Out in There," by the Chinese director Jia Zhangke who won the Gold Lion at the 2006 Venice Film Festival.

The avant-garde New York artist Stephen Dwoskin, who made his two latest films using a mobile telephone, was also in Paris for the event.

"With this edition we feel that we are witnessing a real departure. The 'fourth screen' represented by the mobile telephone is a great opportunity for creativity," the Forum's director Laurence Herszberg told AFP.

Gross. Who'd wanna see a pocket-sized cellphone film about disgusting insects having sex?

and I've never seen a film on a cellphone format.

Shiroiyuki
June 16th, 2008, 07:31 AM
Someone check the dosage on Madam Butterfly's prozac bottle

Onigiri
June 16th, 2008, 10:37 AM
It's actually pretty amusing...in an "oh my Christ, that's so bizarre" kind of way.
I laughed, anyways.

Justinian
June 16th, 2008, 10:54 AM
That's pretty good. I'll have to show this story to my friends.

taily
June 16th, 2008, 10:54 AM
Someone check the dosage on Madam Butterfly's prozac bottle

DITTO THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY.

Nathan-the-Axe
June 16th, 2008, 11:51 AM
That was the hawtest thing I have ever seen. I got off to it twice.

Meson
June 16th, 2008, 12:53 PM
I heard of loving nature, but this is too much, even for a nature documentary.

Ken-Ohki
June 16th, 2008, 02:46 PM
:blink:




Uh ... eh? Brain not function good anymore can doing is. Buhhhhhhhh

earsofdoom
June 16th, 2008, 05:43 PM
I'd only really be interested in seeing Praying mantis's..... and thats just becouse of what happen's afterwards. (Hint: The females are allot bigger and very hungry)

Old Ape Face
June 16th, 2008, 06:02 PM
I'd only really be interested in seeing Praying mantis's..... and thats just becouse of what happen's afterwards. (Hint: The females are allot bigger and very hungry)

I'd prefer the Teranchula after having babies :|

Caster13
June 16th, 2008, 06:06 PM
Desslock's facepalm applies perfectly to this.

The eye-opening content of "Green Porno" describes erotic phenomena such as the earthworm's preference for the "69" position and the fate of the bumble bee, whose penis breaks off after sex, causing him to bleed to death.

wow, THAT'S something that I could have gone my entire life without knowing.:x

goddessofanime
June 16th, 2008, 07:18 PM
What? So it's insects ****ing?


Sounds rather boring to me. Though that bit about the earthworm and the bee are rather...er....interesting?

Shiroiyuki
June 16th, 2008, 07:21 PM
wow, THAT'S something that I could have gone my entire life without knowing.:x

If only some men would have the same fate <_<....

Caster13
June 16th, 2008, 07:27 PM
^Only if it's a rapist. Other than that, **** NO!

What? So it's insects ****ing?


Sounds rather boring to me. Though that bit about the earthworm and the bee are rather...er....interesting?

Apparently car ****ing wasn't enough.

Old Ape Face
June 16th, 2008, 07:33 PM
Awww I thought this had to do with Brother Sister relation ships :(

goddessofanime
June 16th, 2008, 07:34 PM
I just meant that it's a part of nature. Though if I want nature I can go in my backyard or see it in the woods near me.

Now car-****ing? That's whooooolllllleeeeee can of worms right there....

Old Ape Face
June 16th, 2008, 07:36 PM
If only some men would have the same fate <_<....

Wish some woman would take on that similar fate as well <_<

Caster13
June 16th, 2008, 07:40 PM
^^or a can of motor oil.

Wish some woman would take on that similar fate as well <_<

And exactly how would they........oh wait once a month.

Wow. Yuki, YOU just opened a whole can of worms, on yourself.

Old Ape Face
June 16th, 2008, 07:44 PM
^^or a can of motor oil.



And exactly how would they........oh wait once a month.

Wow. Yuki, YOU just opened a whole can of worms, on yourself.

well no one said that Knives couldn't be used :unsure:

and don't think this leads to a much outrageous assumption that I'm gay.

Shiroiyuki
June 16th, 2008, 07:52 PM
and don't think this leads to a much outrageous assumption that I'm gay.

Don't worry, this doesn't affect our view of you.

We think you're gay for other reasons.

Old Ape Face
June 16th, 2008, 07:55 PM
Don't worry, this doesn't affect our view of you.

We think you're gay for other reasons.



Actually I'm more of the Asexual type, <_< I don't take **** for no one.

Wow way to go off topic o.o

Caster13
June 16th, 2008, 08:06 PM
There are three people on AN (well, one is banned) that I know for a fact are gay or at least bi. Sora N(confirmed), Lord Timaeus(confirmed, and bi. yet banned.:(), and Animematt(just hasn't come out of the closet yet).

Old Ape Face
June 16th, 2008, 08:11 PM
To be classified gay I would be hitting on every guy on this Forum <_< now shut it.

Caster13
June 16th, 2008, 08:13 PM
To be classified gay I would be hitting on every guy on this Forum <_< now shut it.

I know you're not. And I have no idea how someone thought that up in the first place.

Neko Gundam
June 16th, 2008, 08:14 PM
Pfft. This is old news. I've already seen this waaay over a month ago.

Though I do have to say...it was pretty interesting.

....o_O And she really gets into the pelvic thrust.

...*hums the Time Warp*

Old Ape Face
June 16th, 2008, 08:15 PM
I know you're not. And I have no idea how someone thought that up in the first place.

Just becuase i admire Male artists doesn't make me gay <_<

and I will end it right there.

Nathan-the-Axe
June 16th, 2008, 11:03 PM
Some guy today accused me of being a furry and a technosexual. Those interests kind of collide, don't they?

(filler)

Nakey
June 17th, 2008, 04:52 AM
Pfft. This is old news. I've already seen this waaay over a month ago.

Agreed.. she did something on Letterman a while about for this....

Old Ape Face
June 17th, 2008, 08:58 AM
Some guy today accused me of being a furry and a technosexual. Those interests kind of collide, don't they?

(filler)

Meh don't let people make you think your something else, and if you really are that kind of person, who gives a ****? it's your personality, not theirs.