Oprah: 2033!!!

[Hara!]

http://www.storysite.org/story/oprah2033~01.html

Damn women, with their hypocrisy.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...i know she weighs 2033 stones, but hey... aint no news to me.

on a side note: someone fire her trainer/doctor/weight loss guru. obviously, he isn't doing a great job.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

...This is hella long... I don't suppose you could give us the tl;dr version could you corncopp6?

[Hara!]

...This is hella long... I don't suppose you could give us the tl;dr version could you corncopp6?

WOMEN: Now that the tides have changed, we have become hypocrites!

MEN: I want a big strong lady to hold me... ; _ ;

[Vaikyuko]

I have the tl;dr version right here.

HYPOCRITICAL FEMINIST CRAP.

Basically, a fictional show about two drugs whose initial purpose was to eliminate problems with teen pregnancy and such by altering the female physiology; this resulted in drastic increase of female sex drive. The second drug was made to compensate for male sex drive, and in the end it's a whole big "lol chek owt how teh gendurz are switced".

Literally every gender stereotype I can think of is reversed. It's absurd, too. I mean, sure we can have women presidents and all, but christ, this was Feminazism at its worst.

EDIT: Dammit, corncopp! :lol:

[VidelCoolGirl]

Is this going to turn into another gender war thread?

[goddessofanime]

.................


Where the hell do you find this stuff, corncopp? o0

[Hara!]

.................


Where the hell do you find this stuff, corncopp? o0

The Guild Of Calamitous Internet.

[VidelCoolGirl]

The Guild Of Calamitous Internet.

Hah, I see what you did there.

[goddessofanime]

me too.

(blahblahfiller)

[KatayokuのTenshi]

WOMEN: Now that the tides have changed, we have become hypocrites!

MEN: I want a big strong lady to hold me... ; _ ;
I have the tl;dr version right here.

HYPOCRITICAL FEMINIST CRAP.

Basically, a fictional show about two drugs whose initial purpose was to eliminate problems with teen pregnancy and such by altering the female physiology; this resulted in drastic increase of female sex drive. The second drug was made to compensate for male sex drive, and in the end it's a whole big "lol chek owt how teh gendurz are switced".

Literally every gender stereotype I can think of is reversed. It's absurd, too. I mean, sure we can have women presidents and all, but christ, this was Feminazism at its worst.

EDIT: Dammit, corncopp! :lol:

Thanks muchly, saved me a bit of sanity.

Is this going to turn into another gender war thread?

Eventually... first it'll be a Stupid Oprah thread, then a Stupid 'Feminazi' thread.

...Or maybe the other way around. Only time will tell.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...and here i thought everyday was a gender war in AN.

at least i know Lord Timaeus is having a gender war with himself.

[Caster13]

http://theproblemwithwomentoday-reality2008.blogspot.com/ (I believe THIS is the proper response)

[KatayokuのTenshi]

...and here i thought everyday was a gender war in AN.

Ok guys chose a team! All out war, only one gender will emerge victorious! Just remember, if you team up with your own side (and win) you'll end up having much less sex. ...well some of us'll be all right... but I digress.

I think that the lesson here is: Make love not war!

Or else it's: Never read anything I type.

Seriously don't fight. Internet fights are just so sad. In every sense of the word.

http://theproblemwithwomentoday-reality2008.blogspot.com/ (I believe THIS is the proper response)

...I can't decide if you are being clever and employing some sort of clever metaphysical humour or if you just fail at BBcode. :lol:

[Hara!]

http://theproblemwithwomentoday-reality2008.blogspot.com/ (I believe THIS is the proper response)

This thread is now incredibly awesome. Locked in 20 posts.

[Caster13]

I got that from Animematt, go figure.:lol: He posted it a while back. So freakin sexist, yet highly hilarious. It even came up with a Feminazi logo.:lol:

I think that the lesson here is: Make love not war!

A lot of people here only have war as an option. Otherwise people wouldn't come here anymore.

[shinri]

Oprah continues to annoy me to no end. The woman is a walking contradiction. To quote a poster on another forum:

"scolding the country for obsessing about celebrity and materialism and then marching out famous person after famous person and showing America all the stuff they can never afford. And then, to make herself feel better, has one of those “how you can get this look for less” shows. "

She sees pop psychology as the ultimate solution for women who have absolutely no resources, support networks, education, or any realistic means to help themselves and thinks that it alone will solve their problems. Reality check: it's not that simple!

[Gannon]

I got that from Animematt, go figure.:lol: He posted it a while back. So freakin sexist, yet highly hilarious. It even came up with a Feminazi logo.:lol:


The read didn't come across as sexist to me. Sounded like some hurtful truth.

[Xhalen]

She sees pop psychology as the ultimate solution for women who have absolutely no resources, support networks, education, or any realistic means to help themselves and thinks that it alone will solve their problems. Reality check: it's not that simple!

That's an impressive observation however, the sad fact is the quite a few people actually think that it really is that easy hence her popularity.

[sasami-riyo]

After reading through the jist of this whole thing, and following with my general dislike of egoists (even though I am kind of one myself)...I have this to say...

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k209/peepgoddess/cat.jpg

[Old Ape Face]

A lot of people here only have war as an option. Otherwise people wouldn't come here anymore.

I will jump off my roof if I have to ever face war. <_<

Call me insane but I'm sick of this BS called life.

[Justinian]

I read about 2/3's of that and then stopped.... (I realized I could be doing something productive) But, wow.... that was pretty.... strange...

[shinri]

That's an impressive observation however, the sad fact is the quite a few people actually think that it really is that easy hence her popularity.

I'll admit that she does have her merits; to get people to read some thought-provoking literature (her book list), and the topics she addresses are sometimes excellent, so it's a good thing to actually get women to start thinking about and analyzing their issues and hardships. Her proposed solutions to these issues however, need a huge dose of reality!

[Trefellin]

I read two paragraphs before I realized it was just bull and went to find something more interesting to read.

[Caster13]

That webpage isn't completely dead on, but there IS a lot of truth to it.

I will jump off my roof if I have to ever face war. <_<

Call me insane but I'm sick of this BS called life.

I mean war as in arguing endlessly on an internet forum constantly. Of course this doesn't apply to 4chan, because of the mass amount of 2D Complexes and there simply aren't enough single asian women in this country.

[Old Ape Face]

That webpage isn't completely dead on, but there IS a lot of truth to it.



I mean war as in arguing endlessly on an internet forum constantly. Of course this doesn't apply to 4chan, because of the mass amount of 2D Complexes and there simply aren't enough single asian women in this country.

Yeah the amount of Gender/Race/Religion, wars on the internet make me want to jump off my roof, **** ignoring it, I don't even want to be in the same world as people who ***** about something retarded like race. Call me hypocritical and naive, but damn I have to deal with enough **** then to worry about the color of the skin someone is on the opposite end of the internet tubes in which I can't even see let alone interact with him face to face.

[goddessofanime]

I started hating Oprah when she got religion and started her angel network or whatever the hell it is.


I give her credit for her charity work and the whole book club thing though.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Never liked Oprah from jump street as I saw her as 24 carat phony, not to mention a celebrity bootlicker and shameless huckster who's so overexposed it isn't funny. I'd love nothing more than for her so-called empire to collapse like a house of cards and she disappears into the good night, never to be heard from again. The world would be better off without that fat sow.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Never liked Oprah from jump street as I saw her as 24 carat phony, not to mention a celebrity bootlicker and shameless huckster who's so overexposed it isn't funny. I'd love nothing more than for her so-called empire to collapse like a house of cards and she disappears into the good night, never to be heard from again. The world would be better off without that fat sow.

Don't hold back, say what you really think. :P

[sasami-riyo]

^ I lol'd at that response.