Amy Whinehouse caught singing racist song on video

[Hara!]

http://madnews.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/mad-news-18/

I hope we all find this as funny as I do.

[Old Ape Face]

Hmmm well if you sing about going to Rehab I guess I wouldn't have expected to see this coming :| Still that Rehab song is mighty hawt.

[Rurouni Saiyan]

Hmmm well if you sing about going to Rehab I guess I wouldn't have expected to see this coming :| Still that Rehab song is mighty hawt.

Too bad the singer ain't. :x

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... never liked her. oh well.

[Nathan-the-Axe]

You think she's racist?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZJuglqChhk

^Most racist thing known to man.

[Hara!]

Did you here about her new single, Lincoln?

Try to make me free the negroes, and I say

No, no, no...

[Old Ape Face]

Did you here about her new single, Lincoln?

Try to make me free the negroes, and I say

No, no, no...

OMG if that's how the song really goes then i forever banish Amy for originality as a song writer. =/

In fact I take back what I said about that song.

[ryushe]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZJuglqChhk

^Most racist thing known to man.
Why? Fried Chickens awesome my friend.

And as for the video, everyones gonna post in here all saintly and stuff and be to sensitive about the whole thing. I bet.

[earsofdoom]

You think she's racist?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZJuglqChhk

^Most racist thing known to man.

I don't really get the whole fried chicken thing.... i mean who the hell doesn't like fried chicken. :P

[Bernard_Monsha]

And as for the video, everyones gonna post in here all saintly and stuff and be to sensitive about the whole thing. I bet.

Bull ****, anyone offended by that needs to man up and grow a thicker skin. Bunch of pansies. OMFG A DRUNKEN ****S SANG ABOUT SOME FOREIGNERS IMMA GONNA TO DIES OF LOW SELF ESTEEM!!11!!!

[Hara!]

I don't really get the whole fried chicken thing.... i mean who the hell doesn't like fried chicken. :P

I KNOW RIGHT.

I tell white people this all the time.

I have strange conversations.

[Xhalen]

So, it looks like in June of '08 they want to make something out of a video shot in '07.

And as mentioned above, fried chicken is tasty.

[Old Ape Face]

I don't really get the whole fried chicken thing.... i mean who the hell doesn't like fried chicken. :P

It sprung up around YTMND and Ebuamsworld if memory serves me correctly, I think it was just a freak random comment from some guy who did stupid **** and said "At least I got Chicken" after he did whatever he did.

In my opinion it's not racist, just randomly Humorous.

Also that Video is Funny. :| in a Random Humorous sort of funny not the Haha Dumb Black people, funny. :|

BTW that's why I like Black people :) they know how to have a good time.

[lav2k4]

It sprung up around YTMND and Ebuamsworld if memory serves me correctly, I think it was just a freak random comment from some guy who did stupid **** and said "At least I got Chicken" after he did whatever he did.

.


Uh, No, Leeroy Jenkins did not create the stereo type that all black people do is eat fried chicken. You clearly don't know your stereotypes if you don't know Fried chicken is the most stereotypical thing besides watermelon when it comes to black people and the food they eat.



BTW that's why I like Black people


Until they move next door to ya. OHHHHHHHHH.

I kid.

Anyway, Amy Whinehouse is ugly man. Why do people even care about some Jewish crack ***** that has money?

[Hara!]

Uh, No. Fried chicken is the most stereotypical thing besides watermelon when it comes to black people.

Watermelon is old-school, like dice-throwin' and laziness.

It's not very relevant anymore.

[Old Ape Face]

Uh, No, Leeroy Jenkins did not create the stereo type that all black people do is eat fried chicken. Fried chicken is the most stereotypical thing besides watermelon when it comes to black people.

Huh ok, well Stereotypes make this world turned to ****. I just think of it as something Randomly Humorous. :|

[lav2k4]

Watermelon is old-school, like dice-throwin' and laziness.

It's not very relevant anymore.

Laziness is not old school. It keeps up with the times very well.

[Old Ape Face]

Laziness is not old school. It keeps up with the times very well.

Actually Laziness has grown more and more popular as the years go by. :| seriously. I work at a Grocery store for crying out loud, and I'm damn proud of my job :|

[ryushe]

Racism, stereotypes and lazinesses?

Man, this thread is made up of awesomeness and puppies.

[lav2k4]

puppies.

I missed the puppies part, but hey, that can be fixed.

http://www.madison.com/communities/saa/library/files/cutest%20puppy.jpg

[Shiroiyuki]

Actually Laziness has grown more and more popular as the years go by. :| seriously. I work at a Grocery store for crying out loud.

Welcome to Cosco, I love you.



But seriously, I really don't care that much about some racist remark in a song. You know how many songs are racist?! Or offensive in one way or another?

<_< Yeah, Amy Whinehouse sings okay...in that 'I'm an Albatross; hear me ROAR' kind of way...but I wouldn't care if she painted a mustache on her face, wore a sombrero and serape, and walked around town with a donkey shouting '¡Free Burritos!'.

[Leader Desslock]

She's a singer, right? Which means she gets paid to sing, right? That's still how it works, isn't it?

As long as she keeps singing well enough to sell albums to the people who want to hear them, who cares if she's a racist with a drug problem? She's not paid to be a nice person and model citizen in this age of multicultural enlightenment. She's paid to sing.

Give her a mic, let her sing, and if you don't like the sound she makes, don't buy the recordings. Simple as that.

I mean... gosh... an entertainer turns out to be racist and abuse substances... lord 'a mighty, that's certainly never happened before, nossir. What is this world coming to, when an entertainer turns out to be racist and a substance abuser? I could just fall down dead from the shock of it all.

Watched the clip, and it was pretty lame. Anyone who's watched All In The Family has seen worse aired on network television :rolleyes:

[Nathan-the-Axe]

I am surprised nobody has mentioned purple kool-aid yet.

[ryushe]

but I wouldn't care if she painted a mustache on her face, wore a sombrero and serape, and walked around town with a donkey shouting 'Free Burritos!'. http://friends.s5.net/mazzini/ovitki/images/milic.jpg

The cover of her next single.

I am surprised nobody has mentioned purple kool-aid yet.
Purple?! Are you some kind of hick or something?

[Old Ape Face]

Racism, Laziness, and Stereotypes truly test what is meant by maturity in this world <_< and I think the internet is to blame for a lot of it.

But then again the Human race is a viscous circle and we can't all get along. <_<

[Leader Desslock]

Racism, Laziness, and Stereotypes truly test what is meant by maturity in this world <_< and I think the internet is to blame for a lot of it.
Yes, because these things certainly never existed before the internet. Curse you, Al Gore!

[Shiroiyuki]

Yes, because these things certainly never existed before the internet. Curse you, Al Gore!


EXCELCIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryushe]

Yes, because these things certainly never existed before the internet. Curse you, Al Gore!
I personally blame it on corn...

http://happyhomemaker88.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/sweet-corn.jpg

I mean look at it, how can you not blame corn for everything?

[Nathan-the-Axe]

http://www.maverickentertainment.cc/images/products/watermelon_heist_big.jpg

[lav2k4]

Purple?! Are you some kind of hick or something?

haha. Best post I have seen in a while. You know why? Because it's true.

EDIT: OMG THAT MOVIE LOOKS TERRIBLE.

[Hara!]

I personally blame it on corn...

http://happyhomemaker88.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/sweet-corn.jpg

I mean look at it, how can you not blame corn for everything?

Go **** yourself.

[Old Ape Face]

Yes, because these things certainly never existed before the internet. Curse you, Al Gore!

Yeah, that's exactly right the thing about the Romans conquering most of Europe? bah that was all C&C, What Hitler killed a bunch of Jews? Who's the wise guy to make that story up, must have been some Emo noob who hates Jews?

Really the Internet was born yesterday, just like the Bible.*

* = Sargent General's warning for the internet: Miner Sarcasm, since Sarcasm doesn't work on the internet I must point out that I AM NOT SERIOUS in this post. <_<

[ryushe]

EDIT: OMG THAT MOVIE LOOKS TERRIBLE.
*Browses Netflix for a copy*

Huh? what?

[Nathan-the-Axe]

http://www.tehw00t.net/doosh/chicken%20jack.jpg

[Hara!]

http://www.tehw00t.net/doosh/chicken%20jack.jpg

Damn, Nathan. Do you work for KFC and Big Watermelon?

[lav2k4]

Huh? what?

I hope to god Netflix doesn't have a copy of it.

[Bernard_Monsha]

http://friends.s5.net/mazzini/ovitki/images/milic.jpg



Who is that poser. There is only one Mexican Stereotype who really matters.


http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/public/news_images/4/49642_108846_4.jpg

He has the death sentence in 12 systems and all 500 of his caballeros ride in a converted Ford LTD.

[Old Ape Face]

He has the death sentence in 12 systems and all 500 of his caballeros ride in a converted Ford LTD.
OMG he's been driving by my house!!!! :O

*Pulls out the 9-Iron,* lookin like I'll be Golfin taday, YEEEEEHAAAA!!!!!

[Leader Desslock]

^^ I remember those ads on television. Those were great.

(singing)
"Aye yay yay yay.... I am the Frito Bandito..."

[lav2k4]

He has the death sentence in 12 systems

Damn, better not run into him at Mos Eisley. I might end up dead.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Damn, better not run into him at Mos Eisley. I might end up dead.

And he will take your fritos too and sing the Frito's Bandito song in a voice just like Speedy Gonzales. He also controls the Bandido's motorcycle gang and owns Del Taco. Never mess with the Fritio's Bandito.

[Hara!]

http://plus4chan.org/boards/baw/src/121305048623.png
http://plus4chan.org/boards/baw/src/121304897111.jpg

[Bernard_Monsha]

Ok Enough with the Storm Front humour. You should have really stopped 4 pictures ago

[Old Ape Face]

Yeah the *****ing about Stereotypes and badass humor ended when Bob Barker went shotgun with the KFC bucket. <_<

[Nathan-the-Axe]

Ok Enough with the Storm Front humour. You should have really stopped 4 pictures ago

*weeps* Fine...

[Xhalen]

I have a hankering for refried beans and a couple of burritos all the sudden. Hmmm.......

[Nathan-the-Axe]

I am 'hankering' right now.

[Rain]

Who the **** cares about Amy Winehouse—or what she 'sings' about, no less—anyway?

This thread sucks.

[Old Ape Face]

I have a hankering for refried beans and a couple of burritos all the sudden. Hmmm.......

How about Beans and Cornbread (http://cornbreadsandbeansand.ytmnd.com/)

Ah looks like the goths are back <_<

[Nathan-the-Axe]

Who the **** cares about Amy Winehouse—or what she 'sings' about, no less—anyway?

This thread sucks.

Have you even read the thread? It's not about her.

[Shiroiyuki]

Have you even read the thread? It's not about her.

Yes. Thanks to you and the Copp, this thread is so off-topic...finding the original intention is harder than discovering the point of Donald Trump's hair....

[Old Ape Face]

Have you even read the thread? It's not about her.

It should be, thus she is following the thread topic, thus nothing wrong with her post.

You and I however... <_<

So I guess I'll be going. Chao!!!

[Nathan-the-Axe]

Yes. Thanks to you and the Copp, this thread is so off-topic...finding the original intention is harder than discovering the point of Donald Trump's hair....
It is a small animal that he shares his blood scream with. That is why it is so fluffy. He had it grafted into his skull back in '98.

[ryushe]

Now this thread just got weird.

Why is it we can never handle racism and stereotypes in a respectful, yet funny manner y'all?


This thread sucks.
Your just saying that because the Viet's got left out.

[Old Ape Face]

Why is it we can never handle racism and stereotypes in a respectful, yet funny manner y'all?


Becuase people like to argue, not everyone understands them, and most importantly Sarcasm does not work on the internet.

I myself am a little bit OCD in that I take everything seriously, if you tell me something false I might actually believe you. And then I will most likely repeat it back to another group and they'll take me as a complete retard.

Also not everyone takes what you think as being funny as they do. This is probably the biggest challenge in public art: I know plenty of people who have made works that seem completely harmless to them while to others might mean something completely different and offensive.

[Xhalen]

Becuase people like to argue, not everyone understands them, and most importantly Sarcasm does not work on the internet.


I think that deserves a gold star.

[tenshi_a]

http://madnews.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/mad-news-18/

I hope we all find this as funny as I do.

I found it funny that The News Of The World are making such a big deal out of it. She's just singing a bunch of racial epithets to the tune of "Heads, shoulders, knees and toes", that's... pretty much a traditional song you'll hear in primary (elementary) school, yeah, even the racist version. -_-;

I thought it would at least be something with more impact, complaining, calling everyone suicide bombers or something.

I also find this funny:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4579171a5620.html

"I don't want to play anything down, but I'm the least racist person going," Winehouse said.

No, that's NOT how you apologise.

[ThePhillyFlash]

I've heard Amy Winehouse sing, and, frankly speaking, Hannah Montana impressed me more. A unrepentant junkie with a hideous beehive hairdo and a ton of mascara who's gotten more press from being in and out of rehab, this train wreck needs to go away as she does nothing for me except be annoying with her antics. The world as a whole would be better off without nuts like Winehouse.

[Jia]

Hehe.
I've seen worse.

[Scandiadream]

Well she apologized. Everybody makes mistakes. She's human- we all are.

I also have trouble with sarcasm since I take pretty much everything seriously- but it's not due to OCD.

[Midoriko87]

So much to say...

1) That's kinda a catchy tune... -_-; Hmm, I think it's based off of that "Knees and Toes" bit from Barney, yes? I dunno, I could see a couple of young hipster non-racists, out on the town, livin' it up, and singing this diddy into the wee hours of the Morn... Good Times, All Around!

2) How did I know her husband was one of those "types"? When I first heard about him all incinerated... incarcerated, I said to myself, "I bet he's the Howard K. Stern" type..." Hmm, probably 'cause she's a druggie... Man, he "seems" like a douche...

3) "Nip," that's a new one (for me, at least). I suppose it's hipper than "Jap." Also, "Black" just doesn't seem to cut it, you know? I dunno... it's not risqué enough... Although, for some reason, it seems like "Jew" would be in there somewhere, that'd be kinda messed up, though. I bet it was in there, once...

4) That ***** has some nerve, picking on the disabled. That was not cool, AT ALL. Dumb crackhead broad...

5) Where did the fried chicken thing come from? I'm guessin' it's because chickens were all Blacks could own, and racist Whites were all, "Look at those silly, Negroes, savouring their precious chicken. They will never know the pleasure of beef." *Nods head*

6) Song's kinda stuck in my head. :lol: :uhh: Yea, yea, criticize me all you want, but I think it's like a childish pleasure, saying things you know you're not supposed to, catchy tune, simple lyrics which are easy to remember.

[Caster13]

Rap songs can get racist and much more, why doesn't anyone point out THOSE?

[Trefellin]

I hope that there are others besides just me and Corncopp who find this hilarious. I don't ever want to be alone in a boat with Corncopp. I usually find find blatant racism funny. That along with sexism and hating people because they are from other countries.

I'll admit, when I saw the thread title I was sure she sang Borat's "In My Country There Is Problem."

In My Country There Is Problem. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo)

That song is so catchy and I love the line, "so my country can be free." How can you argue against such motives as freedom?

[Caster13]

Ive never seen Borat. Looks too stupid. And I'm not into anti-Semetic things.

[Trefellin]

You know that Borat isn't actually real, right?

[max payne]

Ive never seen Borat. Looks too stupid. And I'm not into anti-Semetic things.

Sacha Baron Cohen is jewish. It's called irony. It's not like rain on your wedding day. That's just plain unfortunate.

Yeah, Amy Winehouse is just a no talent chav. Pay her no mind.

[Old Ape Face]

Rap songs can get racist and much more, why doesn't anyone point out THOSE?

Becuase no one cares about rap, or the MTV owns the rap industry so that they can pretty much get away with anything.

[Leader Desslock]

Why don't we address instances of real racism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpPaBwZoQkg) in the media?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Why don't we address instances of real racism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpPaBwZoQkg) in the media?

...NOW we see the violence inherent in the system!

King Arthur: QUIET, YOU!

[lav2k4]

Rap songs can get racist and much more, why doesn't anyone point out THOSE?

Because Black people aren't racist, everyone knows that.
coughalsharptoncough

[goddessofanime]

Pretty ironic that a singer who's music basically rips off R&B and jazz is singing racist songs.


I thought she had gotten sober for awhile and dumped that husband of hers? Oh well...I admit, I did like her music(I even own Back to Black) but damn, she's a hotter mess than Britney at her baldest.

I give her until the end of the year before Crackhouse overdoses and kills herself.

[Holy Knight]

Eh, I suppose the media has to feed itself. Nothing incredible here, I'll just move along.

[Nathan-the-Axe]

Pretty ironic that a singer who's music basically rips off R&B and jazz is singing racist songs.


I thought she had gotten sober for awhile and dumped that husband of hers? Oh well...I admit, I did like her music(I even own Back to Black) but damn, she's a hotter mess than Britney at her baldest.

I give her until the end of the year before Crackhouse overdoses and kills herself.

Worse than bi-polar baldy? I think is going a bit far. She is on her way to that kind of thing though if she doesn't clean up.

[Undrave]

Who's Amy Whinehouse and why should I care??

[Midoriko87]

Who's Amy Whinehouse and why should I care??

:rolleyes: Um, like, just the hottest thing in music right now, she won 6 Grammys this year alone, and she's a new artist... in the States, at least. Also, the skeletal look is so "in" right now...

"Grammys suck! I listen to REAL music. And by "real," I mean anything that everyone else isn't listening to... Which is, at the moment, some crazy, naked bum at the local Mini-Mart blowing on an empty beer bottle... Amy Winehouse won't save a single soul with her music, but Ol' Bummy and his 40 Oz., blow some of that sweet stuff my way, Bummy! *Bum throws the bottle* "The notes have taken on physical form, I can feel the tortured soul of the artist! Oh, it's magnificent! I never want this feeling to end... I better get this cut treated, though...it's kinda deep..."

And, since I've been here for a Fortnight, and people still don't get the HYPER BOWL... No, I'm not picking on you, Undrave. :)

[ryushe]

"Grammys suck! I listen to REAL music. And by "real," I mean anything that everyone else isn't listening to... Which is, at the moment, some crazy, naked bum at the local Mini-Mart blowing on an empty beer bottle... Amy Winehouse won't save a single soul with her music, but Ol' Bummy and his 40 Oz., blow some of that sweet stuff my way, Bummy! *Bum throws the bottle* "The notes have taken on physical form, I can feel the tortured soul of the artist! Oh, it's magnificent! I never want this feeling to end... I better get this cut treated, though...it's kinda deep..."

I love you Midoriko :lol:

[Samurai Drifter]

Oh come on, who hasn't made incredibly offensive remarks as a joke?

*awaits the "I haven't!!11" remarks sure to flood in from people who take everything too seriously*

[Nathan-the-Axe]

Who's Amy Whinehouse and why should I care??

A dumb ****. You shouldn't.

[Jae Hoon]

You think she's racist?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZJuglqChhk

^Most racist thing known to man.

FRY DAT CHICKEN

[goddessofanime]

:rolleyes: Um, like, just the hottest thing in music right now, she won 6 Grammys this year alone, and she's a new artist... in the States, at least. Also, the skeletal look is so "in" right now...

"Grammys suck! I listen to REAL music. And by "real," I mean anything that everyone else isn't listening to... Which is, at the moment, some crazy, naked bum at the local Mini-Mart blowing on an empty beer bottle... Amy Winehouse won't save a single soul with her music, but Ol' Bummy and his 40 Oz., blow some of that sweet stuff my way, Bummy! *Bum throws the bottle* "The notes have taken on physical form, I can feel the tortured soul of the artist! Oh, it's magnificent! I never want this feeling to end... I better get this cut treated, though...it's kinda deep..."

And, since I've been here for a Fortnight, and people still don't get the HYPER BOWL... No, I'm not picking on you, Undrave. :)



Never change Midoriko. Never change. :D

[Undrave]

I probably heard of her and heard her music before... just didn't leave a mark.

Doesn't answer the 'why should I care' part of my question XD

[J.Mizuno]

.....i hate this board so much.

[Jia]

You think she's racist?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZJuglqChhk

^Most racist thing known to man.

I finally got around to watching it.
Mother Peaches XDDDD
Sorry I shouldn't be laughing.^_^

[GreatNekoKoneko]

.....i hate this board so much.

...come one man. don't hate. here. have some chicken.

[Shiroiyuki]

...come one man. don't hate. here. have some chicken.

:lol:

(Filler-Time)

[Jia]

...come one man. don't hate. here. have some chicken.

Methinks f**k the chicken. He needs Ms Peachez.

[Old Ape Face]

Me thinks this topic should die, <_< along with the racial comments.

But I'm only human, I should be having fun makeing fun of black people just becuase I'm a white *******. <_< *sigh* humanity will die in the next 10 years. and this is why.

[Trefellin]

I can be racist too, I only have to say... coloured people! :O

[Xhalen]

I can be racist too, I only have to say... coloured people! :O

Haha, fancy pants here thinks he's royalty...he puts a 'U' in the word 'color'.

I can just see it now, 'Hello, I'm Tref and I went to the local armour shoppe in the town centre'. :P


ps. All in jest of course.

[Trefellin]

^ Damn, I knew someone would make a joke about that. ^_^

Oh well, It goes with being Canadian.

[Old Ape Face]

I can be racist too, I only have to say... coloured people! :O

*looks for that YouTube video of the Indian comedian who makes fun of Canadians.

[J.Mizuno]

Me thinks this topic should die, <_< along with the racial comments.

But I'm only human, I should be having fun makeing fun of black people just becuase I'm a white *******. <_< *sigh* humanity will die in the next 10 years. and this is why.

I can careless for the racial comments, and I can take a black joke every so often and not get offended. But when I see racist stuff on this forum...I think its sad. This is the place you decide to at like a racist, on a anime board.
So I'm with u, this topic should die.

[Old Ape Face]

I can careless for the racial comments, and I can take a black joke every so often and not get offended. But when I see racist stuff on this forum...I think its sad. This is the place you decide to at like a racist, on a anime board.
So I'm with u, this topic should die.

Of course all jokes aside, Just the *****ing about the next person's skin colour on an internet forum is as bad as arguing on the internet, it really doesn't prove anything <_<

[Gannon]

Me thinks this topic should die, <_< along with the racial comments.

But I'm only human, I should be having fun makeing fun of black people just becuase I'm a white *******. <_< *sigh* humanity will die in the next 10 years. and this is why.

So I take it your a ribs man?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

So I take it your a ribs man?

...ribs cure the Itis, man. that's common knowledge.

[J.Mizuno]

thats the dumb shi...forget it

[animeotaku99]

Most racist/stereotypical recipe ever? (http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/dvd5.html)

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Most racist/stereotypical recipe ever? (http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/dvd5.html)

...ugh. that's just disgusting, even for me.

[Old Ape Face]

Most racist/stereotypical recipe ever? (http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/dvd5.html)

You know the red neck came up with Beer in the butt chicken, and that stuff is the best chicken known to me. That watermelon thing sound like a damn good idea too O.o I might want to try that some time.

[taily]

he puts a 'U' in the word 'color'.

Americans were too lazy, so they took away one letter. Because less time typeing = more time eating hamburgers.

[taily]

I can careless for the racial comments, and I can take a black joke every so often and not get offended. But when I see racist stuff on this forum...I think its sad. This is the place you decide to at like a racist, on a anime board.


Never go to stormfront.

[Hara!]

Americans were too lazy, so they took away one letter. Because less time typeing = more time eating hamburgers.

It's really because 'Colour' looks queer. And this ain't the United States of France.

[animeotaku99]

OK racist joke time...

So this man owns this bar. But he is having trouble handling all of the drunk troublemakers. SO he decides he wants to hire a bounder.

One day he is walking all the pier and this man is selling a gorilla in a cage. He is told that the gorilla can be taught to do anything. The bar owner decides to buy the gorilla and teach him to keep order in his bar.

The gorillais taught to sit in a chair by teh door and that when ever the owner raises his hand and points to an unruly patron he is to drag the guy outside and rough him up.

One day this big Texan walks in wearing cowboy boots, big cowboy hat and belt buckle. He sits down and starts ordering drinks. After an hour the Texan is getting rowdy so the owner says "alright man you're out of here" and points of the Texan to the Gorilla.
The Texan is taken out of the bar. Some time passes and the owner begins to grow suspicious since the gorilla is usually back by now. In a few more minutes the gorilla limps back through the door. Bloody nose and black eye and sits down in his chair.

The Texan walks in afterwards, not a sctratch on him, Approaches the owner, dusts off his hat and leans in and says "******s they get afur coat and think they own the world."

[Midoriko87]

Never go to stormfront.

Well, obviously... <_<