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Donto_Koi
May 30th, 2008, 07:34 PM
I am.........not. LOL

Japanese Woman Caught Living in Closet
By MARI YAMAGUCHI,
AP
Posted: 2008-05-30 14:02:06
Filed Under: Weird News, World News
TOKYO (May 30) - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

"We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."

The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."

Old Ape Face
May 30th, 2008, 07:37 PM
uh, Maybe the government could use her as a ninja? :ph34r:

Kagura
May 30th, 2008, 07:41 PM
uh, Maybe the government could use her as a ninja? :ph34r:

Wow.. yeah, she must have moved pretty stealthily for that man not to have heard her in there. She could be a spy or a rogue for the government to. She would sneak in and never be heard! lol I do find it strange that the man never bothered opening the top closet shelf for any reason. Maybe he never stored anything in there though. One other thing. She must have been very small to fit in a small cubby hole like that, or one other possiblity. She can bend her body in many different "awkward postitions". ;) :P

blackknight
May 30th, 2008, 07:42 PM
*sings* In the closet, in the closet.
There's a homeless woman in my closet, in my closet.

Trefellin
May 30th, 2008, 07:43 PM
Hell, I'd let her stay as long as she kept the place tidy for me.

Kagura
May 30th, 2008, 07:47 PM
Well, its a good thing she didn't have any health conditions or anything. Also it was good she wasn't a really old lady capable of hiding in there. That guy would have a real-life "Skeletons in My Closet" story. I mean if the guys had a poor sense of smell or was just too dumb to check the closet for any odors. :P

Although, since she probably had to climb up and down off of that shelf who knows how many times a day, It would be like Having a "Monkey in the Closet!" lol

The Million Dollar Prons
May 30th, 2008, 08:45 PM
If she ever saw the movie "The grudge" she would not be so keen on living in Japanese people's attics.

Donto_Koi
May 30th, 2008, 09:59 PM
Maybe the last of her ninja clan? Well, it did say that she even took showers and kept herself clean, she even managed to get a mattress in there.

Thousand Eyes
May 30th, 2008, 10:09 PM
The thing I don't understand is...
how did she manage to not get caught for a year? Did she know the guy's daily schedule? What if she was taking a shower and the guy came back? A 58-year old woman rummaging and hiding like a rat definitely has ninja attributes.

germanturkey
May 30th, 2008, 10:15 PM
and here i thought this thread would be about sexuality...

pretty hilarious that someone could live in a closet.. if they were nice i'd probably let them stay

Donto_Koi
May 30th, 2008, 10:24 PM
Yeah, she used her super ninja skills to live in his closet for a whole year without being seen. Of course she'd be able to move around freely when he wasn't home.

Mr March
May 30th, 2008, 10:42 PM
Just too much fun to pass up...:)

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-04-08-magazines/dot_matrix.jpg

Caster13
May 31st, 2008, 08:51 AM
Just too much fun to pass up...:)

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-04-08-magazines/dot_matrix.jpg

Failure due to not mentioning the one guy from N'sync.

f2akid
May 31st, 2008, 10:49 AM
Looks like she was forced to come out of the closet.

evilmunkeee
June 2nd, 2008, 12:34 AM
That's sort of...cute...
I wish I had a little old lady living in my closet.

Jia
June 2nd, 2008, 12:36 AM
LOL.
But how could she live in that space?!

Broand
June 2nd, 2008, 04:31 AM
Ah, Kiri Komori, We meet again.

fujyoshi
June 2nd, 2008, 05:02 AM
thats quiet interesting @_@ she SHOULD be a ninja

Haro!
June 2nd, 2008, 01:05 PM
She one-uped R. Kelly.

goddessofanime
June 2nd, 2008, 01:39 PM
*resists urge to make R.Kelly joke

ZeroRyoko1974
June 2nd, 2008, 09:15 PM
R. Kelly and Tom Cruise are in the closet

Caster13
June 3rd, 2008, 02:16 PM
inb4 goddess

R. Kelly isn't gay, he's a pedophile. There was a video, remember?