Elevator pranks :D

[MirKz]

27 things to do in an elevator!!!

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
floor your on.

5) Hold
the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the
doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
"That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if
they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they
can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic,
they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,
all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got
enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the
corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your
one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I
have new socks on". - this is my favourite!

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and
say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.

[Black Cat]

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

I tried that one once but it didn't turn out well

[taily]

^I know, these pople are just TOO CLEVER.

[Naraku]

Number 6 is the funniest to me.

[Trefellin]

I like number 8 the most. I wish I had the guts and audaciousness to do stuff like that.

[blackknight]

I wish I had the balls for #14. Brighten everyone's day.

[animeotaku99]

#10 can get you in A LOT of trouble this day in age, like yelling fire in a theater or a nice big fine from the EOD and police

[Tidusauron12]

Number 5 for the win.

[DavenIII]

8 is the best but so difficult to pull off.

I like the "I'm wearing new sox" one thats pretty easy to pull off and very funny.

[Caster13]

18 is made of pure win. :thumbsup:

[Ken-Ohki]

I might actually try this one

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,
all of you, just shut up!"

[taily]

28) Start eating a yogurt, saying loudly to everyone "mmm, this sure is great!" ask if they would like some, if they decline, start flicking yogurt at them.

[Trefellin]

29) Make a fake wanted poster of yourself, tape it somewhere where it's visible and wait.


That's probably not the greatest idea ever actually... :unsure:

[Illusions-chan]

I have done the camera trick. My cousin and I went crazy. And the best part? It was an old people's home. People HATED us.

I'll try the wrong floor number operator the next time we see each other. ^_^

[taily]

30) Enter the elevator wearing a Chris Crocker mask, and halfway through the ride, suddenly wail "LEEAAAVE BRITENY ALOOOOONE #SOB# #SOB#"

[Illusions-chan]

30) Enter the elevator wearing a Chris Crocker mask, and halfway through the ride, suddenly wail "LEEAAAVE BRITENY ALOOOOONE #SOB# #SOB#"

:O So mean!

It would be really fun, though.

[taily]

31) step in front of a passenger as they're about to get off and start doing this dance: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UX6e7sO1ss0

32) Poke someone really hard and say "Taily told me to do it"

[Tidusauron12]

This thread was good until people started adding own their own ideas...

[Trefellin]

^ You're just pissed that you can't think of anything near as good as the stupid **** we've come up with.

[Old Ape Face]

I like number 8 the most. I wish I had the guts and audaciousness to do stuff like that.

that's something Steven Carol would do on The Office XD

[Gray]

^ You're just pissed that you can't think of anything near as good as the stupid **** we've come up with.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tidusauron12]

^ You're just pissed that you can't think of anything near as good as the stupid **** we've come up with.

I have a one track mind.

When people would get on the elevator I'd just take out my iPod with some speakers and play Ride on Shooting Star (by the pillows) at top volume, and when every looked at me I would shout over the music at the top of my lungs: "WHAT!? IT'S ELEVATOR MUSIC!!!"

[Old Ape Face]

I have a one track mind.

When people would get on the elevator I'd just take out my iPod with some speakers and play Ride on Shooting Star (by the pillows) at top volume, and when every looked at me I would shout over the music at the top of my lungs: "WHAT!? IT'S ELEVATOR MUSIC!!!"

I'd blast Master of Puppets, or Ride the Lightning XD

[Trefellin]

Or you could get some kind of guitar and annoy people with the Hungarian music from the Monty Python chess shop sketch.

[Tidusauron12]

Or you could get some kind of guitar and annoy people with the Hungarian music from the Monty Python chess shop sketch.

Better yet, do that, put a cap upside down on the floor, and when the people left with out putting any money in the hat, yell "Greedy bastards!" after them as they exited the elevator. :lol:

[Ikari Warrior]

I can't play an instrument. I'd just hum the Spark Man stage music.

[Tuna]

This isn't an "elevator pranks" thread, it's a "how to be detained by security" thread...
XD

[Old Ape Face]

This isn't an "elevator pranks" thread, it's a "how to be detained by security" thread...
XD

using elevators ;)

[f2akid]

audaciousness

Tefellin I would have thought you of all people would be smarter than that. There's no such word as audaciousness, it's audacity. Tsk tsk you have truly let me down.

On topic: Isn't the list missing the best and funniest thing to do in an elevator? Come on we all had it in our minds as soon as we saw the thread name. Or I could be wrong and it was just me XD.

[Old Ape Face]

Tefellin I would have thought you of all people would be smarter than that. There's no such word as audaciousness, it's audacity. Tsk tsk you have truly let me down.

On topic: Isn't the list missing the best and funniest thing to do in an elevator? Come on we all had it in our minds as soon as we saw the thread name. Or I could be wrong and it was just me XD.
What have sex? o.o

[f2akid]

^ OK then I guess it was just me that thought it. But still having sex in an elevator wouldn't be so bad an idea, would be even better if the elevator were stuck though.....

[Tuna]

^ Are you referring to the classic "gaseous chemical warfare"?
XD

[f2akid]

^ The very same.

Lol I like how you put that one.

[MirKz]

Wow, this thread took off ! LOL

You have to puff into the atmosphere silently just before you get off, enough so that it floats in the air and doesn't follow you when u get off, then u turn to watch the faces of the poor souls who board next :P

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... i've yelled "JIHAD!" in an elevator before, while dressed as an Arab.

i've never seen white people turn pale like that.

[goddessofanime]

When I was younger, my friends and I would go into any elevator and jump up and down just to make it shake.

[Trefellin]

Tefellin I would have thought you of all people would be smarter than that. There's no such word as audaciousness, it's audacity. Tsk tsk you have truly let me down.

Oh damn, I'll admit my mistake. Yes, I know that it's not a word but it slipped my mind at the time. I actually use the word audacity with some regularity. I find this rather embarrassing. :redface:


You spelled my name wrong... :|

[Old Ape Face]

Oh damn, I'll admit my mistake. Yes, I know that it's not a word but it slipped my mind at the time. I actually use the word audacity with some regularity. I find this rather embarrassing. :redface:


You spelled my name wrong... :|

It's ok Teff, I would have done much worse.

[germanturkey]

i like the "did you feel that?" then you have a worried look on your face and everyone's like, omgwtf!!

[f2akid]

Oh damn, I'll admit my mistake.

Maybe you were tired.

You spelled my name wrong... :|

****ing hell! :redface: But still I laughed really hard at my own mistake there, we're only human you and I Teff.

[Trefellin]

It's ok Teff, I would have done much worse.


****ing hell! :redface: But still I laughed really hard at my own mistake there, we're only human you and I Teff.

This is the only thing that I've ever enjoyed enough to whip out my giant giggler...

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee223/Trefellin/GiantLaughing.gif

[Mikosage]

I have the number to the emergency phone of the elevator at work. It doesn't ring, it just turns on. So....I wait for people to get in, then call it on my cell phone and say something like, "Going down.....TO THE BOWELS OF HELL!!! MUWHAHAHA!"

Then I watch as they exit the elevator with confused expressions. Hehe great fun shall ensue! ^^

[Illusions-chan]

I have the number to the emergency phone of the elevator at work. It doesn't ring, it just turns on. So....I wait for people to get in, then call it on my cell phone and say something like, "Going down.....TO THE BOWELS OF HELL!!! MUWHAHAHA!"

Then I watch as they exit the elevator with confused expressions. Hehe great fun shall ensue! ^^

Winner. Hands down.

[Caster13]

... i've yelled "JIHAD!" in an elevator before, while dressed as an Arab.

i've never seen white people turn pale like that.

You sick bastard.:$%&#!:

You're lucky you didn't get thrown in federal jail for that.