Hey Oprah! I'm Preggers! And a Man!

[Meggles]

Right now there's this pregnant man on Oprah...yes you heard me right:
Pregnant. Man.
I guess he used to be a woman, but he just didn't get all his parts removed, so now he's pregnant. I know what you all are thinking right now:
NO ME DIGAS!
Well, yes, yes me digas.

[VidelCoolGirl]

C-Section at least. It'd suck otherwise.

[Caster13]

^You have no ****ing clue.

That kid is gonna kill himself at a very young age.

[Trefellin]

I wouldn't call him/her/it a man. That person had procedures done to masquerade as the opposite sex for some reason. That person retained all the primary sexual organs. I'd say that a trans-gendered person is pregnant. A woman living as a man.

This is some seriously ****ed up stuff. The it also told Oprah that the pregnancy is a miracle. It's not a miracle! There was no immaculate conception, the wife injected semen with a syringe.

[Caster13]

This is proof that the world is ending.

[ZeroRyoko1974]

No, just part of the Oprah Winfrey retirement fund raiser

[Caster13]

No, just part of the Oprah Winfrey retirement fund raiser

She's worth 1 billion dollars, she doesn't need a retirement fund.

The only way Oprah would retire is if she became a scientologist, because then nobody would want to watch her show anymore.

[goddessofanime]

Yo, I saw this today.

All I have to say is.......HUH?

[DavenIII]

I used to bowl in a league where one of the guys came in as one of the girls...

when she/he/it threw a strike for the first time after changing to a she it was perhaps the most hilarious thing I've ever seen (heard)

I suppose he/she/it didn't know how to be "Excited" in a female voice yet but ...and this is really hard to portray in text,

it started off with a manly rumbling yell when he first got the strike, then, he/she/it realized it was being watched and gradually that manly roar changed into a girlish shriek......

was absolutly hilarious.

the only thing I've ever seen funnier then that is 2 ridiclously fat people in Atlantic City rumbling down the sidewalk in their automated wheelchair type thingys, the man tried to roll up onto the sidewalk after crossing an intersection but the powered wheelchair thingy, didn't have the power to make it up that little ramp people with bikes usually use, so his wife also in an automated wheelchair thingy rides up behind him and puts her hands on his back and the wheels are spinnin but neither of them are getting up the ramp...thats the funniest thing I've seen.....anyhow off topic.

back on topic, this isn't a mystery, its a women its not a man, if its still got the women jiblets working enough to produce a child then obviously it didn't go through enough surgery and anyhow, not that I'm against people who decide on a sex change, but to me, no matter what you do you can't change your sex in my mind, I've never been fooled (and hope I never am) but even if I were fooled its be shame on me for not noticing, and I'd still consider a "Good looking transvestite" a guy, not matter how good they look, just like this preggo "Man" is really just a women.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Uhm, why isn't her "wife" upset she got pregnant and who is the father? I mean seriously, it's a woman with genital mutilation who boffed some guy and got knocked up, you should feel sorry for the poor gay man who is going to be on Maury for a "You be my baby daddy" episode.

[Meggles]

Uhm, why isn't her "wife" upset she got pregnant and who is the father? I mean seriously, it's a woman with genital mutilation who boffed some guy and got knocked up, you should feel sorry for the poor gay man who is going to be on Maury for a "You be my baby daddy" episode.

I think the "father" is a sperm donor...oh and by the way, Thomas(yes Thomas) would like to be refered to as "he"!

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...totally uncalled for.

but.

i'd tap it.

...his step daughters, that is. have you seen them? DAMN. make a show ABOUT THEM.

[Bernard_Monsha]

I think the "father" is a sperm donor...oh and by the way, Thomas(yes Thomas) would like to be refered to as "he"!

I would like to be refered to as Lord God Almighty while people prostrate themselves before my manifest magnificence. It does not mean it is going to happen.

The kid should be taken away immediatly upon birth and this woman safely locked away to enjoy her daily thorazine ration and discussions with the black man who says he's Napoleon.

[Trefellin]

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/Margaret%20Lyons/2008_4_2.oprah.jpg

That picture is sickening and hilarious at the same time. Oprah looks like a giant.

[Mr March]

This thread needs it. Where is it? Where is that picture...

Here we go!

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/livestock/2008/phriday/01_25_07_campaigns/Bloody_Holly1.gif

Gotta love trash TV :)

[germanturkey]

ah-nold is going to sue someone

[Kagura]

EWW!! First off, why in the world go through all that trouble getting a S*x change and not finishing the job?? Now "he" is pregnant?! WTF?! Maybe could it be that "his" so-called "wife" is a former man gone female but didn't have all the parts removed or changed?? I mean unless "he" went out and cheated on "his" wife with someone. That pic of "him" just looks weird... hopefully, "he" still has his birthing place there because if not, and if he did get a fake "Manhood" added, its going to require a C-Section because any guy that has to push a baby through their "manhood"... OUCH BIG ****ing time! :P

[Rain]

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/Margaret%20Lyons/2008_4_2.oprah.jpg

That picture is sickening and hilarious at the same time. Oprah looks like a giant.

Oprah looks like a dinosaur. A Triceratops to be specific.

[Midoriko87]

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/Margaret%20Lyons/2008_4_2.oprah.jpg

That picture is sickening and hilarious at the same time. Oprah looks like a giant.

Hmm, I'm kinda surprised Monsha didn't say something like. "Yea, I agree with the sickening part...and the pregnant dude is a bit gross, too." :lol:

Anywho, I'm not that surprised. Don't you guys remember that in the early '90s, Arnold Schwarzenengger became pregnant...Um, it was some drug... *Snaps finger* "Expectane," THAT'S IT! :lol:

OK, I'll leave... (for Now!!!)

[Kagura]

Hmm, I'm kinda surprised Monsha didn't say something like. "Yea, I agree with the sickening part...and the pregnant dude is a bit gross, too." :lol:

Anywho, I'm not that surprised. Don't you guys remember that in the early '90s, Arnold Schwarzenengger became pregnant...Um, it was some drug... *Snaps finger* "Expectane," THAT'S IT! :lol:

OK, I'll leave... (for Now!!!)

OMG... *barfs* I remember that movie and I wish I hadn't... It was so disgusting and degrading to men. :( Well, again, like I said in another thread I am going to get lynched for this but here goes: Its like when a woman is pregnant and she gets into an argument with her husband and she is like "Well, you don't know what its like to be pregnant. Why don't you try it sometime to see what it feels like." WTF? Men were never meant to be pregnant. Geez... come on already. I mean its bad enough men have to endure all those frequent, change in mood swings. Let "him" brag that he is pregnant but its not going to change the fact that "he" was NOT born male, and is and never will be a full blooded male and is NOT the first male to be pregnant because its not possible for men to be preggers! For "him" to be calling himself a "man" is insulting to "real Men!" That preggers "thing" is nothing but a douche-bag who wants to be a publicity stunt for a few minutes of fame and popularity.

[Midoriko87]

You're so cruel, Kagura!! :'(

I feel sorry for the Trans-Gendered. "We don't want your sympathy, *****!" Well, that may be so, but it must be awful. Feeling you're one thing, but not being that thing, and there's no way to "fix" you. Just imagine it, external genitalia...sitting there, being seen. Ugh! >_< :uhh:

OK, I'll leave, again...

[Kagura]

Well, if you are born with "a defect" by having both types of se* organs and the parents must decide on what gender the baby is going to be, then I do have true remorse for a person. I am not completely cruel. Its just that if they truly wanted to be preggers and if the "guy" truly was a guy then why did "he" end up being the one impregnated with the sperm?

[tenshi_a]

There I was thinking "wow dude, you need to sue someone. You're not supposed to be able to get pregnant if they turned you into a man", but then I read:

There was no immaculate conception, the wife injected semen with a syringe.

and that's taken all the wind out of the story.

It's not a fabricated story, but, near enough. -_- It's not interesting anymore.

[Caster13]

EWW!! First off, why in the world go through all that trouble getting a S*x change and not finishing the job?? Now "he" is pregnant?! WTF?! Maybe could it be that "his" so-called "wife" is a former man gone female but didn't have all the parts removed or changed?? I mean unless "he" went out and cheated on "his" wife with someone. That pic of "him" just looks weird... hopefully, "he" still has his birthing place there because if not, and if he did get a fake "Manhood" added, its going to require a C-Section because any guy that has to push a baby through their "manhood"... OUCH BIG ****ing time! :P

You are a girl, so you have no idea just exactly how much it would hurt. If a man got pregnant chances are they would commit suicide.

Seriously I think the kid should be killed to spare him of so many things.

[Naraku]

Technically she isn't a man, born a woman you are a woman. So it's a pregnant woman.

[Trefellin]

A man cannot get pregnant, ever. I will not even entertain that notion in imagination. Do people know how biology works? No ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus etc. = no pregnancy. If you have all those things, you can become pregnant but will never be a man.

This is a pregnant woman who is disguised as and legally is a man.

[DavenIII]

A man cannot get pregnant, ever. I will not even entertain that notion in imagination. Do people know how biology works? No ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus etc. = no pregnancy. If you have all those things, you can become pregnant but will never be a man.

This is a pregnant woman who is disguised as and legally is a man.

Agreed
(Filler)

[ANIMEJUNKY]

...totally uncalled for.

but.

i'd tap it.

...his step daughters, that is. have you seen them? DAMN. make a show ABOUT THEM.

So true I watched bits and pieces of it, but the girl with the bob, the tall white chick was somking fine. Other than that this world is really getting ****ed up. No I don't feel it is a open minded country, nor do I feel close minded. The mom should of been pregnant, but is the true female a lesbian or a straight person now. Now that I think about it in the end she is a she, not a man. Biology can not be denied, and that thing is a women. If I met that thing and it wanted me to call it a "he" it wont happen. I dont give sympathy for people that go on T.V. and try to say that they want to be accepted. Sure I will be nice to that person, but as I stated in the end it is a female. Feminists can just follow them for all I care. Either way it is really messed up except for the step daughters.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Hmm, I'm kinda surprised Monsha didn't say something like. "Yea, I agree with the sickening part...and the pregnant dude is a bit gross, too." :lol:


I kinda think Oprah is sizing up how many bites it would take her to eat the man-baby in that picture.

[goddessofanime]

Actually he is techincally still a female; he's taking drugs to get testorone(sp) but the lady bits are still intact.

[sasami-riyo]

This is sick, and just shows how fargone our world is.

[Bernard_Monsha]

^

Oprah has always eaten babies.

[Midoriko87]

^

Oprah has always eaten babies.

Leave Oprah alone, Monsha! :angry:

Actually, I told my sister about Mel's Triceratops bit, and she was all, "Yea, she does look like one. You didn't know that?" And, I was all, "Well, it's still mean." :lol:

[goddessofanime]

I just don't get it though; he/she wants to be a man but yet he/she left the lady bits intact and now he/she's knocked up?

I have nothing against transgendered people but why didn't he/she just go thru with the full operation and get the lady bits out and become a male? Or even adopt if he/she and his/her wife wanted children?

[Trefellin]

^Stop torturing yourself by continuing to believe in reason and logic.

[Caster13]

^Stop torturing yourself by continuing to believe in reason and logic.

He's right, they're not around much in this world anymore. And this is proof.

Looks like I better start doing everything I want to do before the end of 2012.

[Shiroiyuki]

Looks like I better start doing everything I want to do before the end of 2012.

*Watches Kenpachi break out box of porn*



Sinner :lol:


God, it's news like this that encourage the nasty 'MPREG' genre *shiver*. Damn you, Oprah! Because you recommend it, 50,000 other 'man/woman/bear/things' will all go out and get pregnant too.

Couldn't you just stick to endorsing mediocre books? :huh:

[Trefellin]

*looks up the meaning of MPREG*

*Does This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JB5jA6N0H0)*

[Caster13]

um, no. Absolute worst case scenerio I go to Vegas and get an "escort".;) Just have to find out if its ACTUALLY a woman. Other than that I can do the other stuff.

[Shiroiyuki]

Just have to find out if its ACTUALLY a woman.

Yeah! Otherwise you might be on Oprah next...:eek:

[Caster13]

Let me repeat myself. Absolute. Last. Resort.

[CrossboneGundam]

I know what you all are thinking right now:

You got it wrong. What I'm thinking: "That's not a man."

[goddessofanime]

^Stop torturing yourself by continuing to believe in reason and logic.



Yeah I know...:( But I'm me.

[Meggles]

I know there will screams of outrage when I say this, but I honestly don't see anything wrong with this couple is doing, and I hope they have a healthy baby. I mean its this guys business what he does with his body, and I don't look down on him at all for what hes's doing.

[goddessofanime]

I just find it curious that he never got his lady bits out when he decided to change into a man. He even still sounds like a woman!

[Meggles]

Maybe the surgery was too expensive...

[Bernard_Monsha]

I know there will screams of outrage when I say this, but I honestly don't see anything wrong with this couple is doing, and I hope they have a healthy baby. I mean its this guys business what he does with his body, and I don't look down on him at all for what hes's doing.

It is it's business until it made it my business by being an attention *****. Time to send it to the asylum were it belongs.

[Holy Knight]

I know there will screams of outrage when I say this, but I honestly don't see anything wrong with this couple is doing, and I hope they have a healthy baby. I mean its this guys business what he does with his body, and I don't look down on him at all for what hes's doing.

Well, Bernard puts it succinctly. If it was his/hers/its own business, then he/she/it wouldn't be on Oprah telling the world about it.

Personally, I am of the opinion that he/she/it can do whatever he wants. If he/she/it's objective was making money out of it, then that's well played, but at the cost of a certain reputation.

[Kagura]

Yep, I agree. It was all for fame and publicity. I don't care what anyone does to their body or whatever but when it goes public and we are stuck seeing that crap, then we have a freedom of speech right to comment. lol Its like a person going on there and saying I am sleeping with my sister. :P EW! People who have their twisted secrets need to keep them that way. Although, the world will never have to stop enduring this kind of weirdness because there are people in the world that enjoy this sort of stuff. I know I don't.

[ANIMEJUNKY]

Couldnt agree more, if thats what they wanty to do fine, but behind closed doors please. Simple put don't go on national T.V. saying preaching how brave you are to go public about something like this. It is just wrong, not to mention the liberal media that supports it. Then again Oprah needs money I assume for her school in Africa that only cost about 1/4 of what she earns each year.

[Chidori Raikiri]

I would severely hate to be that kid.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Guys, I'm pregnant.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Guys, I'm pregnant.

Is Raziel the father?

[Soluzar]

Is Raziel the father?
That's what Raziel says, but Rurouni Saiyan is taking them both on Jerry Springer to prove he's Sendo's real baby daddy!

[Trefellin]

Maybe the surgery was too expensive...

Maybe it was their plan all along.

"Everyone in the audience... GETS A FREE SEX CHANGE OPERATION!!!"

[ANIMEJUNKY]

Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!!:p

[goddessofanime]

That's what Raziel says, but Rurouni Saiyan is taking them both on Jerry Springer to prove he's Sendo's real baby daddy!


So see you on Maury then?

[Chidori Raikiri]

What would happen if the kid were not surgically removed, exactly?

[Trefellin]

What would happen if the kid were not surgically removed, exactly?

The reputed man actually has a fully functional... box. It could give birth ye olde fashion way.