How To Get Rid Of A Girl

[SagenhaftPanda]

(NO, this is not a joke) So yeah like the title says I need to get this chick to stop obsessing over me. She's actually pretty cute, but I just don't want to have anything to do with her. She told me she's had 2 dreams about me....back to back each night. Frankly, that scares me. Any way I can get this chick off of my back without making her depressed for the rest of her life? I'm a really nice guy and need to find a way to scare her off, so she'll just leave me alone.

[Fobb]

She goes up to you for hugs and stuff right? Just from now on, keep your distance, don't give her hugs. They get sad when that happens.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

LT shoulda posted this a long time ago.

Have you tried revealing to her that you love anime? That's the fastest way to scare women away

[Phantom]

3 simple words. "I am gay"

[SagenhaftPanda]

LT shoulda posted this a long time ago.

Have you tried revealing to her that you love anime? That's the fastest way to scare women away

I actually did that by accident to another girl (never can get that out of my head...). Never thought of using it again. I really don't know if it will work with this one though. She's reeeally freaking nuts about me. I could easily picture her saying something like "Oh, I don't care! That's cool!" (She's not into anime)

[Trefellin]

This may help. (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=213500)

Just tell her that you like her but would prefer to be friends. What's so wrong with her that you don't want her around? Be honest, treat her like a mature adult and just tell her how you feel. Don't sugar coat it but don't be rude either.

[Shiroiyuki]

Just tell her that you like her but would prefer to be friends. What's so wrong with her that you don't want her around? Be honest, treat her like a mature adult and just tell her how you feel. Don't sugar coat it but don't be rude either.

Seconded.

Why do guys feel like they must lie (or avoid) in order to 'get rid of a girl'? That is probably the worst way to go about it. *rolls eyes*

If you really were a nice guy, you would do the right thing and be honest with her.

[Trefellin]

Seconded.

Why do guys feel like they must lie (or avoid) in order to 'get rid of a girl'? That is probably the worst way to go about it. *rolls eyes*

If you really were a nice guy, you would do the right thing and be honest with her.

I resent the fact that you inferred that I am a "nice guy." Nobody likes nice guys and I know because I used to be one. I'd like an apology.


I'm only half joking.

[Vaikyuko]

Tell her how you feel, exactly.

What happened to society that no one can be up front about anything anymore without risking offending someone? I'd rather be so blunt about things that I cause someone to punch themselves repeatedly than be so politically correct that I never get what I need to off my chest (and thus regret it for ages, too).

[Shiroiyuki]

I resent the fact that you inferred that I am a "nice guy." Nobody likes nice guys and I know because I used to be one. I'd like an apology.


:lol: Actually that was in reference to the OP:

I'm a really nice guy and need to find a way to scare her off, so she'll just leave me alone.

You I wouldn't trust even to be a 'decent' guy.

:lol: (joking)

[goddessofanime]

Don't bathe.

[Trefellin]

:lol: Actually that was in reference to the OP:

Yes, but you said he would be a "nice guy" if he was honest. I said that he should be honest as well because it is the most mature option and it is what I would do. Therefore you have inferred that I am a "nice guy." I cringe as I type those words. It would be better if you said mature, sensible and responsible.

Forget it then; I'm tired, grouchy and just making a fuss.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...tell her this:

"My name is Daffyd, and yes, i am the only gay in this village."

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I actually did that by accident to another girl (never can get that out of my head...). Never thought of using it again. I really don't know if it will work with this one though. She's reeeally freaking nuts about me. I could easily picture her saying something like "Oh, I don't care! That's cool!" (She's not into anime)

Oh she'll care. They'll always do.

Whatever you do, don't tell her how you feel, becuase I find that when you tell a woman how you feel the chances of "Well, I guess I guess I'll just have to kill us both then," increases a lot. People get desprate when faced with imediate rejection like that.

Here's an unconventional idea, go with her until she runs out of steam. Women get bored easily. Especially when she finds out you're just another anime fan. Sure you risk "Well, I guess it's time for us to rest in eternity together don't struggle it'll be easier"

You could just hide. Or just keep going until she runs out of steam.

[Ken-Ohki]

Have a talk with her, tell her you're not interested. Its what Mormon's call the DTR or Define the Relationship talk. In this case of course, it's the define the lack of relationship. If you don't spell out for her that you're not interested you run in to trouble. Just my advice.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...also, a well aimed suppressed .45 to the back of the head can also do miracles.

[Suki]

How to get rid of a girl:
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[VidelCoolGirl]

This may help. (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=213500)

Just tell her that you like her but would prefer to be friends. What's so wrong with her that you don't want her around? Be honest, treat her like a mature adult and just tell her how you feel. Don't sugar coat it but don't be rude either.

Probably not putting out initially.

Yeah, man up and just tell her. God, instead of trying to 'not hurt her' by lying to her, be a man and tell her now so she heals sooner. God.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Have a talk with her, tell her you're not interested. Its what Mormon's call the DTR or Define the Relationship talk. In this case of course, it's the define the lack of relationship. If you don't spell out for her that you're not interested you run in to trouble. Just my advice.

I didn't know we could give advice related to religion on here, I'll follow your example.

Well, here's what you do. Tell her that you really really care for her, but she seems to have some problems. Maybe she has some problems doing open and up front conversation, or she feels shy and self concious infront of other people. Tell her you know a place that can help, it worked wonders for you after all, it helped you in every aspect of your life, it made you socially able AND cured your Assburgers Syndrome

Tell her about how L. Ron Hubbard traveled the world for twenty years studying and perfecting a system he calls Dianetics. You know people whom can use dianetics to help you sort out your mind, clear your past traumas, and even cure your mental illnesses.

Tell her about the free personality tests. Why not? It's free, it's easy. After all, it's for a good cause--Your mental health.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Also, you have quite the ego. Hurt her sure, but don't assume she'll slit her wrists over you or something. Seriously, not all women who get rejected go off and emo about it until they're 50. I say, mope and get drunk one night, then go out and look for a new drinking 'buddy' the next.

[Bernard_Monsha]

(NO, this is not a joke) So yeah like the title says I need to get this chick to stop obsessing me. She's actually pretty cute, but I just don't want to have anything to do with her. She told me she's had 2 dreams about me....back to back each night. Frankly, that scares me. Any way I can get this chick off of my back without making her depressed for the rest of her life? I'm a really nice guy and need to find a way to scare her off, so she'll just leave me alone.

You need to take advantage and tap it before dumping her. If she is not but ugly or will end up in a Valtrex ad you should go with your baser instinct.

3 simple words.

If he does not tap it it means he is anyway.

How to get rid of a girl:
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This won the thread.

[Reidar]

Tell her you're friends with Reidar.

[Suki]

Seems you got the case of, Egoscerosis. Well, no fear, it can be cured with a six step program, but that's for later. This girl seems to have a low selfesteem, perhaps that's why she's so clingy towards you. You don't ever want to ask her to leave, that's just plain mean. You need to give hints and signals that she can't be so clingy all the time. You are young, teenage girls change attractions quick once they find someone better than you. But no fear, equipped with your forehead protector and geta, no girl will get in the 50 mile radius of you. You will be the the ultimate pussay deflector. Give hints to this girl that you want to be left alone, such as saying, "You are an ugly girl, your hair smells terrible and your face hasn't been washed for weeks." These hints and signals are often received subconsciously, and over time the girl will understand the the help of your sublimating messages. Other good tips are to be on your worst hygiene, girls hate guys with bad hygiene. Try not to shower for a few months, and throw away your tooth brush, you won't need it.

Just follow your steps and you'll be cruising the freeway.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...isn't it ironic that someone wants help on how to get rid of a girl - IN AN ANIME BOARD?

This message has been discussed somewhere out there, as mentioned by a good friend of mine

[Shiroiyuki]

...isn't it ironic that someone wants help on how to get rid of a girl - IN AN ANIME BOARD?

This message has been discussed somewhere out there, as mentioned by a good friend of mine

That's the same thing I was thinking, too.

I was all like, "Uh-uh, nooo he dinnit -- this has gots to be a joke."

No otaku would have a girl chasing him around, let alone be BOTHERED by it....not unless she looked like this:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/VirtualContent/84882/ugly77.jpg

[Suki]

ho shi-

OH GOD MY EYES

[Mikosage]

Tell her your hobbies include beating up puppies and taking money from orphans. :lol:

No, but seriously, just tell her you're not into her like that. She'll deal.

[VidelCoolGirl]

That's the same thing I was thinking, too.

I was all like, "Uh-uh, nooo he dinnit -- this has gots to be a joke."

No otaku would have a girl chasing him around, let alone be BOTHERED by it....not unless she looked like this:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/VirtualContent/84882/ugly77.jpg
Ah, she's not so bad. Take off the braces, and get contacts. Maybe some face scrub. Lose weight, and she can fit the standard of beauty for women in no time!

[Suki]

Its scientifically proven that for some people, its physically impossible for them to be beautiful. Such as subject matter A above.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Its scientifically proven that for some people, its physically impossible for them to be beautiful. Such as subject matter A above.

Honey, with enough surgery, ANYONE can be beautiful.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Its scientifically proven that for some people, its physically impossible for them to be beautiful. Such as subject matter A above.

I still want to see her in a joint Who my baby daddy be/Miracle makeover episode of Maury.

[CrossboneGundam]

(NO, this is not a joke) So yeah like the title says I need to get this chick to stop obsessing over me. She's actually pretty cute, but I just don't want to have anything to do with her. She told me she's had 2 dreams about me....back to back each night. Frankly, that scares me. Any way I can get this chick off of my back without making her depressed for the rest of her life? I'm a really nice guy and need to find a way to scare her off, so she'll just leave me alone.

Lies. (filler.)

I still want to see her in a joint Who my baby daddy be/Miracle makeover episode of Maury.

Better toss in a kid with a disease that makes them look 300 years old, for good measure.

[SagenhaftPanda]

Also, you have quite the ego. Hurt her sure, but don't assume she'll slit her wrists over you or something. Seriously, not all women who get rejected go off and emo about it until they're 50. I say, mope and get drunk one night, then go out and look for a new drinking 'buddy' the next.

Eh, I don't think she'll go cut herself or anything. I just want to freak the **** out of her so she wants nothing to do with me. I want her to hate me. That's the goal. Screw all of this talking business...I want something a little bit more entertaining.

[Rain]

Eh, I don't think she'll go cut herself or anything. I just want to freak the **** out of her so she wants nothing to do with me. I want her to hate me. That's the goal. Screw all of this talking business...I want something a little bit more entertaining.

Hey, did you know that you just came out of the closet?

[VidelCoolGirl]

Eh, I don't think she'll go cut herself or anything. I just want to freak the **** out of her so she wants nothing to do with me. I want her to hate me. That's the goal. Screw all of this talking business...I want something a little bit more entertaining.

Then what part of you is nice? You sound like you don't want her to get away, you want her to get more into you, so it boosts your ego more when you hurt her. Sounds more like an ******* to me.

[SagenhaftPanda]

this post will be edited many times..hold on..

[VidelCoolGirl]

Here let me guys give you a picture of her, so you know what I'm dealing with. (Finding picture..will post..)

Meanwhile, post one of you so we know what we're dealing with.

wait what?
You want her to hate you. If you reject her and just be blunt, she'll learn to hate you on her own. Just tell her off now.

[Caine]

Poison works well. A gun can actually be quite effective. If you're the indirect type, just send her somewhere and ensure there's a driveby. Cutting the brake wires can be difficult for an amateur. You can also outsource the job, or a fee.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...you know. its ok to be gay. there's a lot of gay people out there than can really help you out.

[SagenhaftPanda]

No no no, It's no anywhere near an ego thing. I don't like her whatsoever and want her to leave me alone. But! I don't want to even come close to hurting someone....to any extent...so I thought "Hey, maybe I can just freak her out, and then she won't be interested at all. I won't have to hurt her feelings at all. She'll just form negative ones about me and be through with it."

EDIT:
My bass and I-
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj203/SagenhaftPanda/JustinBass.jpg
Me with my mom and sister-
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj203/SagenhaftPanda/Picture012.jpg

[VidelCoolGirl]

No no no, It's no anywhere near an ego thing. I don't like her whatsoever and want her to leave me alone. But! I don't want to even come close to hurting someone....to any extent...so I thought "Hey, maybe I can just freak her out, and then she won't be interested at all. I won't have to hurt her feelings at all. She'll just form negative ones about me and be through with it."
In the amount of time you attempt to creep her out, you could spend five minutes on the phone and tell her to leave you alone...and then be rid of her. Simple.

[SagenhaftPanda]

In the amount of time you attempt to creep her out, you could spend five minutes on the phone and tell her to leave you alone...and then be rid of her. Simple.

But...(not to sound cruel or anything) I really want to make this semi enjoyable for me. And just talking isn't that fun...But I also feel that "just" talking will leave some stuff hanging.

Pictures of me posted^^

[VidelCoolGirl]

Is she bad-looking or something? Bigger than usual? Why can't you stand her exactly? You never explained that. People have dreams about people all the time (wet dreams are something else to deal with), but I have dreams all the time with people I know. Is she like..younger, crazy, or just "ugly."

[Suki]

PROTIP:

Quit wearing Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle.

[Shiroiyuki]

But...(not to sound cruel or anything) I really want to make this semi enjoyable for me. And just talking isn't that fun...But I also feel that "just" talking will leave some stuff hanging.

Pictures of me posted^^

Anyone one else wishing that bat in the second picture came crashing down on this boy?

[VidelCoolGirl]

Anyone one else wishing that bat in the second picture came crashing down on this boy?
Yeah, but probably only the females on this forum. But I do love the Cardinals. St. Louis be my hometown.

[Suki]

Screw the bat, get a crowbar.

[SagenhaftPanda]

Yeah, but probably only the females on this forum. But I do love the Cardinals. St. Louis be my hometown.

Me too! I was born there.

[SagenhaftPanda]

PROTIP:

Quit wearing Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle.

Actually I gave all of my preppy clothes to a friend about 3 weeks ago. I'm wearing hemp and bamboo shirts now.

I don't want a crow bar or bat to the head....either

[VidelCoolGirl]

Me too! I was born there.
Then you do get some redeemable points. What part? If it wasn't East, GTFO.

Actually I gave all of my preppy clothes to a friend about 3 weeks ago. I'm wearing hemp and bamboo shirts now.

Don't be a poser either though.

[SagenhaftPanda]

Then you do get some redeemable points. What part? If it wasn't East, GTFO.


Don't be a poser either though.

No...not East...that was the bad part of town...

and..poser? Neh, I just got tired of looking looking like every other douche at school. Not fun.

Oh here's my favorite picture. Me with all of my little cousins (I look like I have vampire teeth)-
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj203/SagenhaftPanda/XmasKids.jpg

[VidelCoolGirl]

Sorry, its just I go to a Liberal Arts college. Wearing hemp and bamboo really does just make you look like a poser. Its Washington, its just my prejudice.

Be honest with her by the way. You get more respect that way.

[SagenhaftPanda]

Sorry, its just I go to a Liberal Arts college. Wearing hemp and bamboo really does just make you look like a poser. Its Washington, its just my prejudice.

Be honest with her by the way. You get more respect that way.

Evergreen right? I can see what you mean...Well yeah where I live no one in a 100mi radius knows they even make shirts out of hemp and bamboo. Any time I wear one to school I'll get the, "Hey, is that marijuana?!" My reaction-:O why yes it is! AMAZING RIHGT!

[Naraku]

So why won't you answer about why you don't like her? You've dodged that question about 5 times now.

[SagenhaftPanda]

So why won't you answer about why you don't like her? You've dodged that question about 5 times now.

Oh ok, Well I like other people, and I don't know for what reason, but I have zero attraction to her (personality wise). I'm not saying she's a bad person, just that I kind of get annoyed with people that have her personality. And I really can't describe it, because you would just have to meet her.

[VidelCoolGirl]

So why won't you answer about why you don't like her? You've dodged that question about 5 times now.
I was thinking that too actually.

[Naraku]

Oh ok, Well I like other people, and I don't know for what reason, but I have zero attraction to her (personality wise). I'm not saying she's a bad person, just that I kind of get annoyed with people that have her personality. And I really can't describe it, because you would just have to meet her.

I know what you mean about that. I think everyone has a person that just turns them off. You should really just tell her that you aren't interested in her, this isn't a cartoon/anime world where you can try to comically avoid or play tricks on people to get them to leave you alone.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Isn't "She's freaking stalking me?" good enough reaso nto not get into a relationship?

"Hey, you're stalking me, let's forge a longterm relationship"

[VidelCoolGirl]

Yeah, we all have those people that are just a turnoff. I know most don't mean to be (I'm sure people think the same about me), so I try not to be mean, so I usually just make small talk with them, but don't make an effort to hang out with them. I don't dislike people unless they give me real reason to do so.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

This thread is now about videl being stalked.

[SagenhaftPanda]

This thread is now about videl being stalked.

:naughty:

(filler)

[StandingAlone]

Hire a hitman if it is too bad. Though there is always the risk of getting caught so make sure you tell no one.


For real though, just tell her you're not interested. Tell her to back the **** off. I am pretty sure that always works...well most of the time. You could always do it polite, but sometimes that doesn't work. Unfortunately I feel your pain. There are some crazy mofos out there enh? Good luck man! :P

[Haro!]

You know, I used ( :( )to find myself in the same boat. If you want her to hate you or at least not obsess over you, sleep with her (and by that I mean not just sleep, I have to say that) then the next day sleep with a friend of hers and make it so that she catches you in the act. Mission accomplished was that so hard?
Granted it never worked for me but it might work. i hear it does.

[Leader Desslock]

Typical AN answer:
Just slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan.
No need to be coy, Roy.
Just listen to me.
Hop on the bus, Gus.
Don't need to discuss much,
Just drop off the kiddies
And get yourself free...

Serious answer:
Just be "the funny friend who's a nice guy". It's worked for me for decades. :crybaby:

[Haro!]

Serious answer:
Just be "the funny friend who's a nice guy". It's worked for me for decades. :crybaby:
Really?! That's what got me laid. Not many relationships though.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...or, you could keep calling her Alice Catherine, and let her call you Prons.

that seems to work EVERYTIME.

on a side note: don't worry Desslock. you have Shiroiyuki. ALWAYS. constantly there.

[tenshi_a]

There was a girl who always used to follow be around in school. All the time. Everywhere. In the end I got sick of it and went and took her by the hand and... twisted it round a few times until she cried and cried and cried and eventually collapsed to her knees. Then felt rather bad about it, and I had to run away and hide, and got into a lot of trouble when I got caught. She stopped following me though.

So yeah, that works but don't do it.

[Onigiri]

Tell her that you went on the internet to ask a handful of strangers how to ruthlessly get rid of/humiliate her.

[Shiroiyuki]

on a side note: don't worry Desslock. you have Shiroiyuki. ALWAYS. constantly there.

Yeah! Like that pesky fat roll you can never get rid of, I'll be there!


:P

[tenshi_a]

Tell her that you went on the internet to ask a handful of strangers how to ruthlessly get rid of/humiliate her.

Oh, yeah, you could drop the hint that you're you on this forum and she might stalk you to this thread. Then she'll know you're not worthy of her affections.

Of course, she could also decide to sign up here purely to humiliate you.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Oh, yeah, you could drop the hint that you're you on this forum and she might stalk you to this thread. Then she'll know you're not worthy of her affections.

Of course, she could also decide to sign up here purely to humiliate you.

I'd do the latter if I was her.

[Midoriko87]

You have no one to blame but yourself. That's right, I said it! :angry: I've seen your pictures, SagenhaftPanda. :uhh: You have "good boy" written all over your face, you scum! Admit it, your problem isn't with this girl, it's with yourself!

"Oh No, another girl thinks I'm a 'nice guy,' and I'm totally not. *Helps old lady across the street* Goodbye, Ms. LaPorte. I'll be over later this week to trim your hedges and clean your gutters, free of charge!" Old Lady: "Why, thank you, SagenhaftPanda (:lol:), you're such a good boy!"

You: "Blast! I'll have to kill her, now. *Nurses orphaned kitten*"

:lol: You do have that nice guy look, though. The guy chicks love to befriend (but rarely more than that), 'cause you're so squishable. I think that's a compliment...:unsure:

Anywho, you can do whatever, really. She's not going to stop being attracted to you, though... Don't get a big head, kid. Midoriko just knows what it's like to be totally obsessed with another man. *Nods head* I will tame you, Jack! You'll never escape her dreams, kid. Creeps you out, doesn't it? It should!

[VidelCoolGirl]

Man Mido, you would make Dr. Phil jealous! Tell me, what can I do to get guys to fall for me?

[Midoriko87]

Man Mido, you would make Dr. Phil jealous! Tell me, what can I do to get guys to fall for me?

Nurse an orphaned kitten...?

No, wait! I must use my Evolutionary PsychoMagic! *Think-a-link-a-dink*

Videl, you must gain a hundred pounds! "Huh?!" I speak the Truth. When food is scarce, girth is seemingly more attractive...and Vis-A-Vis. Of course, you'll have to move to an underdeveloped nation. *Nods head*

OR, look inside yourself; Get a sheet of paper (or one of them fancy word processors), and write down all of your qualities which you consider admirable. Now, take that list and burn it (or if working in a word processor, throw your computer out of the window). A man wants a woman, not a human being! :angry:

OR, you could watch The Hills on MTV. Man, that Heidi...she think she's hot, 'cause she got that boob/nose job. Please. Lauren owns her in every way imaginable. <_<

[Spadesy]

...also, a well aimed suppressed .45 to the back of the head can also do miracles.

A .45 is too cumbersome for that goal, numerous .22 shots will do. :lol:

But seriously, girls hate distance. Like mentioned before, only talk when she asks a question. Avoid the same routes she takes. When she hugs, don't respond with a hug. Don't reveal anything about yourself.

Trust me. Girls hate stoicism.

Edit: Don't let the naysayers get you down. If she's cute and all but you still don't want to deal with her, that's your business. You have your own reasons.

[Jia]

No 1 tip.

Hygiene ~ Lack of it scares the girls away.
So does bad breath.

[tenshi_a]

Bad breath.. :x

...but that will get rid of all girls, not just the one he doesn't like.

[Jia]

Well I had this guy who would repeatedly stalk me home. He was quite creepy looking...

Didn't shave, had bad lice and was very sweaty.
Maybe he **the person of the thread** needs to empathise on their dirty points because it's not really a situation which you can verbally tell the girl you hate her without making her cry.

Which is any case isn't good.

[Caster13]

Start acting a little like a 4channer after you tell her you like anime.

[tenshi_a]

Yes, and go round to her house (promising cake which you don't bring) and tape captions in "impact" font onto her pet cat, while singing some Rick Astley or Tay Zonday hits and saying "LOL LOL LOL" instead of laughing. Occasionally exclaiming "it's over 9000" at things for no reason as though it was funny. Oh and have a nice long discussion with her about how the people watching little girls being brutally raped in anime are "not really paedophiles".

EDIT: This method is still likely to make her cry. I think it's unavoidable.

[Fobb]

What's all this about honesty and telling her how you feel?

That never works, and its definitely not gonna let her down easy. You gotta be sneaky and tactical when you do stuff like this. :ph34r:

[DavenIII]

I can tell you right now that if you take the advice around here saying that you should just tell her you want to be friends that she will say something like.

"Oh yeah, thats what I want to"

then she'll go home and cry, and then decide you don't know what you really want and nothing will change :P

really if you want to get her to stop you might want to talk to her about your other relationships with girls, ask her about what you should do about this girl and that girl...ask her to "Set you up" with some of her friends, that should get the idea across pretty clearly (without confrontation) that you don't want to be involved with her intimately.

[Mazinkaiser]

Tell her you aren't into 3D girls.

[Old Ape Face]

3 simple words.

this might not work all the time, she might be Bi and looking for a 3 some.

[MaliceDR]

Tell her you aren't into 3D girls.
Genius. Seconded.

[Ikari Warrior]

Play video games, tell her she has STDs, and focus on schoolwork rather than girls.

That's what got me through college sans-girlfriend.

edit:

Tell her you aren't into 3D girls.

THIS! Sigged.

[Trefellin]

I want to beat the crap out of this boy and steal his bass. <_<

[Ikari Warrior]

I want to beat the crap out of this boy and steal his bass. <_<

I want to beat the crap out of this boy and steal his stalker. Want to team up?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...tell her you aren't into 3D girls. because the extra D is just Drama.

THAT, my friends, is why 2D > 3D.

[DavenIII]

...tell her you aren't into 3D girls. because the extra D is just Drama.

THAT, my friends, is why 2D > 3D.

Drama can be fun when you decide its not going to effect you, Its fun to play around with peoples emotions and see the reactions sometimes, that probably sounds mean (and sometimes it is I guess) but Its still entertaining....though as I get older and older I kinda already know where most Drama is going to lead so its not as much fun anymore...seen too much of it I suppose, people mostly react the same to similar situations.

[Mr March]

You don't try to break off contact with her, you do it. No reason, no explanation. Even if she's hurt, after it's all over she'll eventually appreciate that she was given the straight dope. If you don't contribute this one life lesson to her by being straight, she might never learn. She'll be obsessive with other guys, they'll dodge her like you're considering and she'll become even more insecure. That's the real tragedy here.

You're not obligated to a relationship and you're not guilty because the attraction isn't mutual. Do the right thing and tell her it's not going to happen. She'll grow up and be better for it.

Do it like a bandaid; one motion, right off! :)

[DavenIII]

Do the right thing and tell her it's not going to happen. She'll grow up and be better for it.


I don't agree, for some people that kind of confrontation is uncomfortable, why is it his responsibility to go to the girl and straighten things out, It'd be wrong if he was leading her on, but if she's following him around and he's showing no affection towards her, as long as he's not pushing the situation...none of the responsibility lies on his end, he's not responsible for this girls feelings...why should he be forced into an uncomfortable situation because of what someone else feels.

personally, I don't mind that confrontation but I know many do and I don't feel its right to tell someone that its "the right thing to do" to put themselves in an ackward situation just because someone else isn't getting the hint.

this is the girls fault and her responsibility, if she wants something to happen SHE should be the one walking right up and announcing her feelings, in which case he would then be responsible for sharing his feelings on that matter.

[Broand]

I smell a romantic comedy...

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I smell a romantic comedy...

...as long as it doesn't end up like SCHOOL DAYS.


NICE BOAT.

[Mr March]

Why is it his responsibility? Because I'm assuming he's a responsible person in a situation with another irresponsible person. Expecting this irresponsible girl to do the right thing isn't going to happen, especially not through his inaction.

I swear no one wants responsiblity for anything anymore, even the slightest human interaction. Our society is so infantilized no one is willing to say anything to anyone for fear of upsetting these delicate, incapable people. And the defense is always "it's not my problem." It obviously is his problem because he's posting it on a message board and this thread has largely been one long list of excuses to avoid doing anything about it.

There's about to be another tragedy if he doesn't tell her the straight dope: he's going to learn to avoid responsiblity in his life. So now do we not only have a girl who can't learn to avoid obsessing over people, we'll have a fella who will learn to avoid responsibility. This has the building blocks of a great society; and we wonder why people can't cope with anything anymore.

Not all hardships in life are for the worst. Some are for the better; this is one such case.

[Caster13]

Just dump her......unless she's another Lorena Bobbit.>_<

[DavenIII]

Why is it his responsibility? Because I'm assuming he's a responsible person in a situation with another irresponsible person. Expecting this irresponsible girl to do the right thing isn't going to happen, especially not through his inaction.

I swear no one wants responsiblity for anything anymore, even the slightest human interaction. Our society is so infantilized no one is willing to say anything to anyone for fear of upsetting these delicate, incapable people. And the defense is always "it's not my problem." It obviously is his problem because he's posting it on a message board and this thread has largely been one long list of excuses to avoid doing anything about it.

There's about to be another tragedy if he doesn't tell her the straight dope: he's going to learn to avoid responsiblity in his life. So now do we not only have a girl who can't learn to avoid obsessing over people, we'll have a fella who will learn to avoid responsibility. This has the building blocks of a great society; and we wonder why people can't cope with anything anymore.

Not all hardships in life are for the worst. Some are for the better; this is one such case.

Its NOT his responsibility, thats a bad choice of words, he can be a "Good Guy" and go out of his way to let this girl know how he feels, but not everyone is comfortable in that situation, I see no reason why HE should put himself in an uncomfortable situation for some Girls (who he doesn't care about) benefit.

there is simply no reason to do so, unless he WANTS to, you're right though, since he's making the post here, obviously he does want to do something about it, I do speak from experience though when I say that simply telling the Girl how he feels may NOT be enough, you are relying on the girl not lapsing into a phase of "denial" which would be the most common outcome.

[Caster13]

Here's a tip, never ask for dating advice on an ANIME FORUM.

[ZeroRyoko1974]

Here's a tip, never ask for dating advice on an ANIME FORUM.

LMAO quoted for truth

[Suki]

Here's a tip, never ask for dating advice on an ANIME FORUM.

Because we're all pathetic virgins and live in our mother's basement and all. We might as well be married to our hands! Oh dear left/right hand! How I love you so!



Right.

[Broand]

Right.

Left.
Filler

[Trefellin]

I want to beat the crap out of this boy and steal his stalker. Want to team up?

I'm in if you're willing to go as far it takes.

Right.

Left.
Filler

I alternate.

[goddessofanime]

@OP: go tell her that you're gay.




On a serious note, just tell her that you're just not that into her.

[StandingAlone]

I alternate.

It's nice to double up sometimes...

[Trefellin]

Let's see what we have so far...

Right - 1
Left - 1
Ambidextrous - 2

Everyone else?

[StandingAlone]

Let's see what we have so far...

Right - 1
Left - 1
Ambidextrous - 2

Everyone else?

I have a feeling this could get really bad...:P

[goddessofanime]

Ambidexterious for me

[Trefellin]

Right - 1
Left - 1
Ambidextrous - 3

I knew that GoA would go along with this but that's why I love 'er. It's a pity that I don't know when to stop.

[goddessofanime]

Here's some roasted baby...

[Broand]

And thus, the world is safe.

[Trefellin]

Here's some roasted baby...

First of all... http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee223/Trefellin/icon_204.gif



Secondly... http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee223/Trefellin/whip2.gif

Bad girl!

[Mr March]

Its NOT his responsibility, thats a bad choice of words, he can be a "Good Guy" and go out of his way to let this girl know how he feels, but not everyone is comfortable in that situation, I see no reason why HE should put himself in an uncomfortable situation for some Girls (who he doesn't care about) benefit.

there is simply no reason to do so, unless he WANTS to, you're right though, since he's making the post here, obviously he does want to do something about it, I do speak from experience though when I say that simply telling the Girl how he feels may NOT be enough, you are relying on the girl not lapsing into a phase of "denial" which would be the most common outcome.

It is, because it's a reflection upon himself and the kind of person he is. It's his problem, through no fault of his own. That's life. Crap happens to us even when we don't deserve it.

As for the rest, he can only do his part, he can't do hers. If he tells her the truth straight out, what happens after that is up to her. Perhaps she will falter and it's all for naught; perhaps reality will hit and she might learn. It's pessimistic to always assume the worst and to use the possibility of the worst to avoid responsibility.

In the end, his conscience will be clear and he will have "tried." That's all anyone can do and that's all anyone here can expect.

[Rurouni Saiyan]

You're all wrong. The way to get rid of a girl is simple: cardboard box.

When her back is turned, slip on the box and move away. :)

[Soluzar]

You're all wrong. The way to get rid of a girl is simple: cardboard box.

When her back is turned, slip on the box and move away. :)
It's so simple and yet so genius. Cardboard boxes make you virtually invisible, that's a lesson I learned over a decade ago. ;)

[Nakey]

Tell her "i pay prostitutes to dress up in nazi clothes and spank my arse*

Hey, it worked for FIA President Max Mosley...

[Meggles]

I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but if you just get really clingy on her she'll get tired of it and say, "maybe we should take a break..."
I'm saying call her and keep her up til midnight telling her all about your day and stuff

[DavenIII]

It is, because it's a reflection upon himself and the kind of person he is. It's his problem, through no fault of his own. That's life. Crap happens to us even when we don't deserve it.

As for the rest, he can only do his part, he can't do hers. If he tells her the truth straight out, what happens after that is up to her. Perhaps she will falter and it's all for naught; perhaps reality will hit and she might learn. It's pessimistic to always assume the worst and to use the possibility of the worst to avoid responsibility.

In the end, his conscience will be clear and he will have "tried." That's all anyone can do and that's all anyone here can expect.

I mostly agree, I just don't like to call it his responsibility, It'd be nice if he did tell her, but it isn't a responsibility, it would be him doing her a favor.

with that said, mark me down for Ambidextrous.

[Fobb]

It's right for me.

Left just doesn't treat me good.

[DavenIII]

It's right for me.

Left just doesn't treat me good.

If I had to choose one I'd go with the right myself, (usually I use both at the same time) Too much Information?

[Fobb]

Yeah...kinda.

[DavenIII]

I could explain hand positions if you'd like though :P

Anyhow~!

Yes so you "Should" tell the girl you don't like here, but don't feel like you have to, and that might not work anyhow.

[SagenhaftPanda]

Thanks for all of the suggestions. I'll think on what I'm going to do a little more. But..how did you guys get on the subject of masturbation? Anyway put me up for ambidextrous...

[Trefellin]

how did you guys get on the subject of masturbation?

Suki started it. :|

Right - 2
Left - 1
Ambidextrous - 5

[goddessofanime]

Thanks for all of the suggestions. I'll think on what I'm going to do a little more. But..how did you guys get on the subject of masturbation?



Well, we could talk about anal sex if you like?

[SagenhaftPanda]

Well, we could talk about anal sex if you like?

Is it true that some people can fit fists in their ***?

[Talon]

I think you should tell her that you're not interested and that she is annoying you. No better way then to be blunt about it. If she doesn't want to be your friend afterwards then thats her problem.

Another solution is to get a girlfriend. Once she sees that you are taken then she might realize that it wasn't meant to be and move on.

And I'm gonna have to say left because I need my right hand to use the mouse.

[DavenIII]

Is it true that some people can fit fists in their ***?

Up to the Elbow....Unfortunatly I've seen it, such a waste, why would anyone want to...well...nevermind.

[DavenIII]

Another solution is to get a girlfriend. Once she sees that you are taken then she might realize that it wasn't meant to be and move on.



probably the best suggestion in the thread so far.

[goddessofanime]

Up to the Elbow....Unfortunatly I've seen it, such a waste, why would anyone want to...well...nevermind.

Seconded that. EWWWW...


I heard two girls, one cup is worse...

[DavenIII]

Seconded that. EWWWW...


I heard two girls, one cup is worse...

IT IS WORSE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..........

Lets just say, somethings no matter how well "Prepared" are NOT supposed to be licked like an Ice Cream Cone.....Especially after you watched where it came from.

Oh and to clarify on the previous, it literally bums me out watching a good looking girl Fist, (particularly the ***** not the *** cause im not into the *** anyhow for some reason) I know there are supposidly exercises to tighten it back up but seriously such a freaking waste......

someone feel free to stop me when I go to far, I can never seem to stop myself just warn me :P

[Masokick]

Eh, I don't think she'll go cut herself or anything. I just want to freak the **** out of her so she wants nothing to do with me. I want her to hate me. That's the goal. Screw all of this talking business...I want something a little bit more entertaining.

Let me see if I have this straight. You think she is physically attractive but you don't like her personality at all, not even to be friends. But she is in your life somehow? And you want to "scare her away" so she doesn't want to talk to you, but you want to do this without talking to her? And you want to do this in a way that you find "entertaining"? That smacks of sadism.

I don't like her whatsoever and want her to leave me alone... so I thought "Hey, maybe I can just freak her out, and then she won't be interested at all. I won't have to hurt her feelings at all. She'll just form negative ones about me and be through with it."

You just said "I won't have hurt her feelings" but then you said this:

But...(not to sound cruel or anything) I really want to make this semi enjoyable for me. And just talking isn't that fun...But I also feel that "just" talking will leave some stuff hanging.

No, sometimes talking isn't fun. But it's the mature and humane thing to do.
Creating elaborate scenarios to confuse somebody is manipulative and cruel.

When you don't want somebody in your life, you need to tell them. People aren't psychics.

And when you are cutting somebody out of your life, you do it in a manner that neither humiliates thems or provide amusement for you. That's disgusting.

If you dislike this girl so much, why do you talk to her? If you don't want to be around her, tell her, and stop talking to her, stop seeing her socially. Stop enabling the contact to happen. Any type of relationship can only continue when both people participate. If you don't want to associate with her, then just stop doing it. Do you honestly think some ridiculous scare tactic will be understood by her? How would you feel if somebody did that to you? Plus you want to do something that you find amusing?? Wow. Just... wow.

[Holy Knight]

Why not agree to sleep with her if that's what she really wants? You get the night of your life and she'll come to see you as someone who's too easy to get, so she'll probably get bored of you and move on. Hey, no harm done!

The alternate (and mature) solution is to outright tell her how you feel. She's not going to get a clue, so you'll have to be blunt and honest and that's going to hurt her. Unless that makes her want you even more. Then refer to the above paragraph as that's the easiest way to make her leave you alone. You'll get your entertainment, but I'm going to wonder who's on which end of said entertainment.

[goddessofanime]

Or you could just say you're in the FBI Witness Protection program and your name is actually Dix Enormus.








I'll stop now.

[Caine]

^^ I think he wants option c or d. Option C is make it some entertaining comedic situation made for a sitcom, not real life. Option d is deus ex machina.

[Talon]

Why not agree to sleep with her if that's what she really wants? You get the night of your life and she'll come to see you as someone who's too easy to get, so she'll probably get bored of you and move on. Hey, no harm done!


I would do this. But you never know with this tactic. She might like it a lot become even more clingy afterwards. It has happened to me though I was fortunate enough to actually like the girl so her becoming clingy was not an issue with me.

[goddessofanime]

Don't sleep with her, Panda. She'll only want more of you and then you'd never get rid of her.

Just simply ignore her if anything else. Or Be honest. If she gets hurt about it, she'll eventually get over.

[Trefellin]

This is not Seinfeld and he is not George Costanza. He should just tell her!

[DavenIII]

Why not agree to sleep with her if that's what she really wants? You get the night of your life and she'll come to see you as someone who's too easy to get, so she'll probably get bored of you and move on. Hey, no harm done!

The alternate (and mature) solution is to outright tell her how you feel. She's not going to get a clue, so you'll have to be blunt and honest and that's going to hurt her. Unless that makes her want you even more. Then refer to the above paragraph as that's the easiest way to make her leave you alone. You'll get your entertainment, but I'm going to wonder who's on which end of said entertainment.

very sound advice, you can't go wrong here, you've already mentioned she's good looking, so where is the problem here...you DON'T want to be friends with her, so you get to do whatever you want during the sex too...if it freaks her out, too bad for her cause you don't care what she thinks, if it freaks her out enough to want to leave, then you probably won't have to deal with her again....most likely from what you've said so far she'll submit to whatever you want to do, I don't see how this is a "Bad" position you're in, If she says she doesn't want to, then again no problem, cause you didn't care in the first place, tell her if she doesn't want to then you don't want to talk to her :P

[goddessofanime]

I agree.

Just tell her, man.

[DavenIII]

I agree.

Just tell her, man.

that would be the "Nice" thing to do here Goddess, we are looking for the most advantageous results...not the nicest results....we don't care about "Feelings" here...its probably highschool :P

[goddessofanime]

Yeah I know :P



so I'll go back to making bad jokes and say, Panda, don't piss her off too much or she might boil your bunny."

Barring that, sleep with her and hope she don't have a penis

[Talon]

Barring that, sleep with her and hope she don't have a penis

A trap is fine too.

-_-;

[SagenhaftPanda]

If you dislike this girl so much, why do you talk to her? If you don't want to be around her, tell her, and stop talking to her, stop seeing her socially. Stop enabling the contact to happen. Any type of relationship can only continue when both people participate. If you don't want to associate with her, then just stop doing it. Do you honestly think some ridiculous scare tactic will be understood by her? How would you feel if somebody did that to you? Plus you want to do something that you find amusing?? Wow. Just... wow.

But...I never talk to her at school...or anything. I avoid her like the plauge taking the longer way to class...I try to never even make eye contact if I do see her. I don't reeeally ever talk to her either...the only reason I know her is because we were both in band. She told me all of this dream crap by a photo comment on myspace (I never use myspace...) I think the only contact we have would be her IM-ing me because she found my Yahoo IM name... She is constantly leaving me random comments and things. When talk to her on IM my replies consist off, "Yep" "Hmm" "lol" "ah" and so forth.

EDIT: Yes, I am in high school. Sooo, It's not that big of a deal when you look at the big picture, but it's still enough to annoy the piss out of me.

[Reinas]

"I am gay."

No, no. Then she'll want to take you shopping and be best friends male version!

Just tell her to leave you alone. Block her on IM, cut off any contact, physical, internet, eye contact. Nip it in the bud.

[Kagura]

The best thing for you to do is to block all forms of communications with her. blackknight and I have had similar issues. There was this one guy who kept stalking me on YIM. He kept on trying to break blackknight and I up. He even forced one of our female friends to try to hit on blackknight and she even made up stories that he was sending her nude pictures. I for one never believed that because he wouldn't stoop that low and do something like that and also, I have been living with him this whole time and I should know if he is doing that stuff. This guy also tried spreading bad rumors around about blackknight. He did his best to get everyone to make up crap to tell me so I would leave him and go to that weirdo. It ended up that we had to block that guy on my YIM account as well as blackknight's, then he created numerous YIM accounts to target us and we had to keep blocking his multi-accounts, and so forth. Finally, we also had to block our female friend because she just wouldn't stop trying to split us up as well. After blocking them on MSN messenger and YIM it stopped. Also, if that girl has your phone number, CHANGE IT NOW! She won't stop calling you and bothering you. Just try to carry on with your life and shut her out of it. I wish you the best of luck as I have been here. It sucks.

[Caster13]

I've mentioned it before, but just hope she isn't anything like Lorena Bobbit (the woman who cut off her husbands penis).

[Kagura]

I've mentioned it before, but just hope she isn't anything like Lorena Bobbit (the woman who cut off her husbands penis).

Hopefully she isn't or someone is in trouble! I remember her. She was nuts!

[Onigiri]

Tell her that you're her son from the future.

[Caster13]

Tell her that you're her son from the future.

Start driving a DeLorean too.

[Justinian]

Start driving a DeLorean too.

Nice one.

Personally I'd just ignore her. Avoid her at all costs. Don't make eye contact and don't talk to her for about 2 weeks. She'll start to move on when you don't make any notion of giving a **** about her. It's worked for me, so it should work for you.

[Kagura]

Yeah, alot of people do have another good bit of advice. Don't show her any kind of affection at all. The slightest amount like showing her you care about her even just a little, will spark her flame for you a little brighter each time. Don't acknowledge her at all and ignore her. Hopefully, she will just get over you and go to someone else.

[Caine]

But...I never talk to her at school...or anything. I avoid her like the plauge taking the longer way to class...I try to never even make eye contact if I do see her. I don't reeeally ever talk to her either...the only reason I know her is because we were both in band. She told me all of this dream crap by a photo comment on myspace (I never use myspace...) I think the only contact we have would be her IM-ing me because she found my Yahoo IM name... She is constantly leaving me random comments and things. When talk to her on IM my replies consist off, "Yep" "Hmm" "lol" "ah" and so forth.

EDIT: Yes, I am in high school. Sooo, It's not that big of a deal when you look at the big picture, but it's still enough to annoy the piss out of me.


Maybe you don't get it. This isn't avoiding all contact. This is most definitely contact. No contact means no contact.

[goddessofanime]

If you're in high school, then I dunno....spread some rumor about her?????

[Caster13]

If you're in high school, then I dunno....spread some rumor about her?????

That's not right. A rumor can make highschool a living he......well more of a hell.

[Ikari Warrior]

If you're in high school, then I dunno....spread some rumor about her?????
The way this thread is going, the rumor would go something like, "oh yes, so-and-so is ambidextrous when masturbating."

Or, spread a rumor about yourself, how you're dating a girl from a different school. That way, she knows you're taken AND you don't have to prove it.

[goddessofanime]

Well, there you go. Do what Shadowcast said.

[Trefellin]

I really, really don't like this panda kid but more funny suggestions...


-wedgie (a bonus if she wears a thong)
-rub oatmeal on your genitals and flash her so she thinks you have a weird disease
-get a nazi skinhead tattoo
-listen to Cradle of Filth
-badmouth her friends
-**** punt

He's already tried being a general idiot so he'll have to step it up a notch.

I think he's too chicken **** just to talk to her and say how he feels.

[Caster13]

I think he's too chicken **** just to talk to her and say how he feels.

Apparently.

[Rurouni Saiyan]

*cluck cluck cluck* *bawk bawk bawk*

Either man up and say what you gotta say or just shaddap and hold your peace. Avoid her or tell her to go away. That easy.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

*cluck cluck cluck* *bawk bawk bawk*

Either man up and say what you gotta say or just shaddap and hold your peace. Avoid her or tell her to go away. That easy.

...chicken says what? good.

seriously now. i think all these pages of advice is enough for you.

now. go screw her and don't forget to tell her "My, what a wonderful tea party afterwards."

oh, and while you're doing her, tell her to call you PRONS.

[Caster13]

oh, and while you're doing her, tell her to call you PRONS.

:lol::lol: This calls for a rofl smilie. who has that again?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

oh, and while you're doing her, tell her to call you PRONS.

...and while you're at it, you can call her MAGICIAN CAMILLE. trust me. it works. 5 billion babies in China were made this way.

[Caster13]

Neko you have come up with the best plan for a break up so far.

[Kagura]

Well, sometimes people are real idiots and they don't get the point when you are direct and more or less say **** off. So telling her how you feel straight out might not work. Just try everything to get rid of that ***** before **** hits the fan and you will be in trouble. I seriously don't see anything to be scared off though since you are only in high school. :P

[mangadude]

ill take her. she sounds like my type of gal im 17 so how old she im in need of one.

[Jatz]

Are you sure she isn't this girl? (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6338870&postcount=1)

[Spadesy]

Because we're all pathetic virgins and live in our mother's basement and all. We might as well be married to our hands! Oh dear left/right hand! How I love you so!



Right.

A "friends with benefits" stance is better than marriage when it comes to this subject, so the left doesn't get jealous of the right and vice versa.

[Caster13]

:facepalm: You know PERFECTLY well what I meant when I said that.

[Shiroiyuki]

Are you sure she isn't this girl? (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6338870&postcount=1)

:lol:!!!!


Wouldn't that just be the damnedest thing? :lol:

I think that would prove they were meant for each other then, both going to an anime forum to ask for relationship advice.... :unsure: Can't be too many of those types of people in the world (otherwise procreation would almost come to a standstill).

[Jatz]

Maybe she's just stalking him.

[Gannon]

Simple. Tell her that you like her back.

You'll never see her again.

[Justinian]

Are you sure she isn't this girl? (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6338870&postcount=1)

That would be pretty funny.

[Solid_Snake]

I resent the fact that you inferred that I am a "nice guy." Nobody likes nice guys and I know because I used to be one. I'd like an apology.


I'm only half joking.
lol wut? There are girls that like nice guys.

EDIT: Just because you dream of someone doesn't mean you're obsessed with them. I've had two dreams in which I cheat on my fiance with another girl, and I actually have no interests at all in doing so IRL.

[SagenhaftPanda]

lol wut? There are girls that like nice guys.

EDIT: Just because you dream of someone doesn't mean you're obsessed with them. I've had two dreams in which I cheat on my fiance with another girl, and I actually have no interests at all in doing so IRL.

I know what you mean. But, coming from her. "...In the dreams you put your hands on my face a kissed me on the lips, and then held me tight forever."
Not that the dreams meant anything, but she enjoyed them.

[Trefellin]

lol wut? There are girls that like nice guys.


Yeah, well there's a fetish for everything isn't there.

It's really not a good thing to call somebody "nice." It implies that they are a pushover.

[goddessofanime]

Still going this is?


Panda: Tell her you're pregnant and that she's the daddy.

[Suiko Eiji]

Your answer is here (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=213500)

[Midoriko87]

I know what you mean. But, coming from her. "...In the dreams you put your hands on my face a kissed me on the lips, and then held me tight forever."
Not that the dreams meant anything, but she enjoyed them.

Ugh, What?!! "Held me tight forever"? She's got to just be saying that... Man, I don't like her anymore. You got to get rid of her, she's ONE OF THOSE TYPES. >_<

[wolf_of_twilite]

3 simple words.

Now that's just not fair to claim you're gay when you're not. How do you think the poor girl would feel if she found out? I mean she may be obsessed, but if you don't wanna hurt her feelings...then lying really isn't the way to go. Why don't you talk to her? Tell her you're a little uncomfortable and see where it goes...

[Justinian]

Hopefully by this point the guy has grown a pair and done something.... right? (I'm just contradicting what I said...) Yeah just ignore her completely, should see some effects in about...2 months

[Shiroiyuki]

How do you think the poor girl would feel if she found out?

Uh....happy?

She'd probably make him her personal 'BBF!!! *SQUEAL* *GLOMP* *PUTS ON HIS EYESHADOW AND LINER FOR HIM*' and take him shopping at the mall where they'd get their hair, nails, and legs done.

Then they'd spend about two hours fighting over which one of the Prison Break guys were 'hottest', and which one seriously needs to get forked from behind. :naughty: Guess which one of the two would be up for that challenge...:O :censored:

And then they'd swap lipstick and stay up all night long telling each other little secrets and reinforcing their self-esteem.

"No, your butt doesn't look fat at alllll, Jessica!"

"Really, Brad? Because I think that guy Michael thinks so, he's so sexy."

"No, WAY, Jessica! You are tooootaaaallllyyyy hot. But don't even DREAM about Michael; he's mine!" *clips off balls and trades for spiked heels and purse* :lol:

And then she'd try and hook him up with allllll her other guy friends-turned-gay saying how they'd make such cute little couples. Awww, how sweet.

Make sure to post pictures after your sex change.

[Nakey]

.....
Shiroiyuki, thank you. that's a pretty disturbing image you've now just put in my head.. thank you >_<;




Has the phraise "f*** off you skanky, whiney, needy B***H!" been used at all? Just a thought...

[Justinian]

Uh....happy?

She'd probably make him her personal 'BBF!!! *SQUEAL* *GLOMP* *PUTS ON HIS EYESHADOW AND LINER FOR HIM*' and take him shopping at the mall where they'd get their hair, nails, and legs done.

Then they'd spend about two hours fighting over which one of the Prison Break guys were 'hottest', and which one seriously needs to get forked from behind. :naughty: Guess which one of the two would be up for that challenge...:O :censored:

And then they'd swap lipstick and stay up all night long telling each other little secrets and reinforcing their self-esteem.

"No, your butt doesn't look fat at alllll, Jessica!"

"Really, Brad? Because I think that guy Michael thinks so, he's so sexy."

"No, WAY, Jessica! You are tooootaaaallllyyyy hot. But don't even DREAM about Michael; he's mine!" *clips off balls and trades for spiked heels and purse* :lol:

And then she'd try and hook him up with allllll her other guy friends-turned-gay saying how they'd make such cute little couples. Awww, how sweet.

Make sure to post pictures after your sex change.

Pure gold.