View Full Version : How many 5-year-olds can you take in a fight?
Tuna
March 28th, 2008, 06:02 PM
Well, how many?
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafi ght.com/
I can take 36...it helps to be willing to use one of them as a weapon...
^_^
Trefellin
March 28th, 2008, 06:11 PM
Only 28 but I'm really interested in how many Reidar could take out.
Tuna
March 28th, 2008, 06:17 PM
Only 28 but I'm really interested in how many Reidar could take out.
Oh, that's easy:
ALL OF THEM.
StandingAlone
March 28th, 2008, 06:23 PM
Hmmm... this test is a little... flawed? I answered every question to try and see the how high I could get the numbers the second time I took it, and it only went to 36. I wonder, maybe that is the maximum amount anybody can take on.
Got 30 the first time though. :P
GreatNekoKoneko
March 28th, 2008, 06:26 PM
... 25 kids? i think i can do more than that.
my formal training at defeating the Zerg swarms has made me confident.
Onigiri
March 28th, 2008, 06:30 PM
I can only defeat 12...
:c
Frivolousfruit
March 28th, 2008, 06:39 PM
No! I can only take on 26 kids. I suppose being in a fight once in my life would have helped...
kenshinbebop
March 28th, 2008, 06:42 PM
25 :\
I answered truthfully :(
Phantom
March 28th, 2008, 06:45 PM
I can take on 23 5 year olds in a fight. Thought it would be more then that but then again once they take your legs out its game over!
Caster13
March 28th, 2008, 06:46 PM
24. There aren't some in between questions though. And they don't mention if they're like zombie 5-year-olds or something. If that was the case then **** the morality and BRING IT ON!!!:ssj:
And I got really strong legs so one good kick to a 5 year old is an immediate knockout.
The Million Dollar Prons
March 28th, 2008, 06:52 PM
28, I think the highest score (I.E. I'm Sister Street Fighter and I don't play by the rules ever) is 38
Caster13
March 28th, 2008, 06:55 PM
24 is a lot of 5 year olds though, so that would actually be kinda hard.
Leader Desslock
March 28th, 2008, 06:57 PM
I scored 30, but I have to believe that I could take an awful lot more than that. Your average five year old isn't a tactical thinker, and they don't have pack mentality.
I'd just try to keep ahead of them and drop the kids in front.
Caster13
March 28th, 2008, 07:06 PM
If they got too close, I'd just pick some up and throw them at the other ones. It's like bowling.
Holy Knight
March 28th, 2008, 08:28 PM
36, but that's because I have more than a decade of martial arts training and my belief that in a fight for your life, anything goes.
VidelCoolGirl
March 28th, 2008, 08:48 PM
18. I like kids, so most of the time, I wouldn't beat them.
Tidusauron12
March 28th, 2008, 08:50 PM
26 lil' big heads for me. ^_^
Tonyx35
March 28th, 2008, 08:52 PM
17 for not being able to use another 5-year old as a weapon and feeling bad about fighting them:P
J Dude
March 28th, 2008, 08:55 PM
Looks like I could only take 19 five year olds in a fight, though I'm willing bet I could do better than that.
Fobb
March 28th, 2008, 09:06 PM
Haven't we done this before? I answered honestly (somewhat) and got a 25. Now that I think about it thats a lot of kids. I might be able to take out a couple more though.
Woooh
March 28th, 2008, 09:33 PM
22. How tall is tall? I don't know if 6'0 is tall or very tall. In any case, I'm fairly sure I could take unlimited 5 year old kids. From what I know of 5 year olds, they can hardly do any sort of real damage... except maybe a stray arm to the nuts... yeah... I'll stick with 22...
J Dude
March 28th, 2008, 09:38 PM
You know what....? Screw it! You could have 50 five year olds dog pile on me to try and stop me, but then I would just blow them all away with my ki. :lol: I can could imagine myself now being piled underneath them all, then just screaming, "RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" and they all get sent flying by my tremendous power. :lol:
superplough
March 28th, 2008, 10:01 PM
I got 28. How the hell can 5 year olds present a challange? Sure, if they are all on you at once it could prove difficult, but you could just like bash them off.. they aren't very big..
Ken-Ohki
March 28th, 2008, 10:34 PM
I could take 30, I'm certain it's based on my being tall with a long reach and my lack of morals if I were fighting for my life against blood thirsty children. Screw em, if they're out for blood so am I.
Shiroiyuki
March 28th, 2008, 11:37 PM
I got 27 because I'm short and slim >_<.
Damn you genes!
I had no problem using a five year old as a weapon, biting, gouging out eyes, uh....being disgustingly evil. Hey, if they aren't going to show fear why should I?
Caifane
March 28th, 2008, 11:54 PM
I answered truthfully and only got 18.
Mikosage
March 28th, 2008, 11:55 PM
28.
The day I feel bad about pitching a five year old is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
Shiroiyuki
March 29th, 2008, 12:03 AM
28.
The day I feel bad about pitching a five year old is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
Uh.....they do have a riding vacuum cleaner. Granted, it's a 'yard-vac', but still.
O_O
Reidar
March 29th, 2008, 03:29 AM
I got 39. I'm going to make a "How Many Creators Of Insultingly Inaccurate Online Quizzes Could You Take In A Fight" quiz.
Tenou
March 29th, 2008, 08:58 AM
I scored 30, but I have to believe that I could take an awful lot more than that. Your average five year old isn't a tactical thinker, and they don't have pack mentality.
I'd just try to keep ahead of them and drop the kids in front.
Dude, you're ignoring chaos theory. Trust me, though they don't make co-ordinated attacks, they can and will do things you couldn't even imagine, much less counter.
No, taking on 5 year olds bent on molestation is not an easy task and alone or in a group, should never be taken lightly.
By the by, I scored 23... I feel that this is grossly inaccurate as I've had difficulty with 3 and doubt I would survive more than 10. Then again, it could be a cultural issue, with this test not properly accounting for demonic Korean children.
Meggles
March 29th, 2008, 11:18 AM
36...I'm so beast!
DavenIII
March 29th, 2008, 11:29 AM
No! I can only take on 26 kids. I suppose being in a fight once in my life would have helped...
Apparantly not cause I answe 8+ on that question (cause its true) and ended up with 26 also...and I have excellent Balance.
Reidar
March 29th, 2008, 12:50 PM
To Hell with evening the odds. Pit 39 Reidars against 1 five year old.
goddessofanime
March 29th, 2008, 12:53 PM
I suck. I can only take 20.
emotoaster
March 29th, 2008, 12:55 PM
To Hell with evening the odds. Pit 39 Reidars against 1 five year old.
I'd pay to see that fight!
Justinian
March 29th, 2008, 01:02 PM
Answering truthfully I can take 36.
Tenou
March 29th, 2008, 01:08 PM
To Hell with evening the odds. Pit 39 Reidars against 1 five year old.
I lol'd myself... it was a little unpleasant.
I'd pay to see that fight!
... This got me to thinking: what would a fight pitting Reidar against Reidar look like? Is Radar so resilient that he can withstand his own assault? Or is Reidar so strong that only Reidar can KO Reidar?
Or would it simply be an eternal struggle between evil and evil?
I need a break after that paradox.
The Million Dollar Prons
March 29th, 2008, 01:16 PM
One Reidar enters, one Reidar leaves.
tofuman
March 29th, 2008, 04:34 PM
What! I got 24. I could do better then that.
Shiroiyuki
March 30th, 2008, 12:01 AM
One Reidar enters, one Reidar leaves.
But isn't that the truth for any fight?
*Gets out popcorn*...it's gonna be good.
Even better than that time I spent ten minutes battling the chick in my mirror over a tube of toothpaste. Damn thief kept getting it from me somehow. Every time I'd take my eyes off the tube, I'd look up and there she'd be, holding it in her hand.
Conspiracy, I'm telling ya. She even disappeared into thin air when I opened the medicine cabinet to get all Up in Her Face. Tch. She knew I'd win.
Caster13
March 30th, 2008, 12:02 PM
Reidar vs. Reidar would make the Goku vs. Frieza fight look like it ACTUALLY LASTED 5 minutes.
Panko Z
March 30th, 2008, 08:41 PM
apparently 20, but i'm sure i could pwn em all if i was this guy
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770419
tenshi_a
March 31st, 2008, 02:19 AM
You could take on 17 five year old kids in a fight
I could? But I'm harmless, honest! I'd only use an unconcious 5 year old as a shield, not as a weapon...
Jinto117
April 1st, 2008, 10:31 PM
They should say how many are little girls because little girls are practically defeated by a gust of wind. Either that or I'll just show up to the fight in this. . . .
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5695/pedobeartj0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5695/pedobeartj0.1de0beb20c.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=519&i=pedobeartj0.jpg)
Jia
April 2nd, 2008, 04:38 AM
30.
:D
I have experience with teaching children for the practical side of my degree. Heh heh heh.
Kagura
April 2nd, 2008, 09:01 PM
I guess from what it said, I can take on 38! lol I am not sure about that! lol!
animegurl
April 3rd, 2008, 04:31 PM
I could only take 23.. but I would feel bad about punching or throwing children! If they were zombie children, then that's another story...
Caster13
April 3rd, 2008, 05:25 PM
I could only take 23.. but I would feel bad about punching or throwing children! If they were zombie children, then that's another story...
HEY! YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME!!!!
(fillerer)
animegurl
April 3rd, 2008, 07:32 PM
Oh, I did? I'm sorry kenpachi!
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