Hara!
March 28th, 2008, 12:32 AM
You probably haven't been following the drama lately, but Secret Invasion spoilers and general drama have been coming from all directions from Marvel lately. Apparently, a Marvel worker/Possible guerilla marketing God called 'Marvel_B0y' has been spilling spoilers left and right.
Jarvis is a Skrull.
Marvel's people are hard at work trying to retcon OMD.
The Falcon dies.
Starhawk is joining the Guardians of the Galaxy.
HANK PYM ****ING KILLS REED RICHARDS.
Captain Marvel blows up Thunderbolts mountain.
The Baxter Building is thrown into the Negative Zone.
All the villains escape from The Raft again.
What scares me is that some of the older ones were spot on. Which means Bendis might really kill off Reed Richards. I don't like the guy, but damn. He's like a cornerstone.
Another more detailed one came from Mr. Anonymous:
1- Int. Stark's secret warehouse- Same
The dead, nude corpse of Elektra Skrull lies there. She has been cut open.
Hank Pym and Reed Richards are both working at little stations they have. Reed in the foreground is hand writing into a notebook and jotting down what he sees in his microscope.
In the foreground right, His handmade portable communication device is blinking but he has put it aside and is not paying attention to it.
It reads: Baxter building emergency
2- Tighter on Reed scribbles some notes. Making some formulas.
3- Same. Reed looks up. He figured it out.
ReED RICHARDS
I- I think I got it.
I know how they made themselves undetectable.
4- Over Hank's standing silhouette shoulder, Reed turns around and is pointing to his notes and thinking outloud. Looking at the notebook and not Hank.
ReED RICHARDS
You know what the Skrulls did? They took-
5- Over Reed's shoulder, Hank Pym is standing there with an alien weapon. He has a weapon to Reed's head. Backlit and ominous.
HaNK PYM
I do actually.
1- Profile, Hank holds out his Skrull weapon at arm's length and blows Reed's brains out. His head stretches violently but does not break. His eyes almost fall out of their stretched sockets.
Spx: fshammm
2- 'Camera' on the floor. Reed falls to the floor in a puddle of rubber. He's completely lost his shape. Is this what he looks like when he is dead?
3- Slightly low looking up. Hank looks down. No sign of emotion. Backlit.
4- Same. With a twinge of discomfort. He turns back to his natural form.
5- Same. And With a sigh of relief. He is free to be a Skrull again. Our first 'Skrull' the entire issue. Backlit and menacing.
6- His Skrull fingertips gently touch the forehead of his fallen comrade. The dead Elektra.
HANK PYM
As it was written.
http://marvelb0y.spaces.live.com/
Now here's to hoping this won't end up as bad as it looks and that this was all one of Marvel's jokes.
Jarvis is a Skrull.
Marvel's people are hard at work trying to retcon OMD.
The Falcon dies.
Starhawk is joining the Guardians of the Galaxy.
HANK PYM ****ING KILLS REED RICHARDS.
Captain Marvel blows up Thunderbolts mountain.
The Baxter Building is thrown into the Negative Zone.
All the villains escape from The Raft again.
What scares me is that some of the older ones were spot on. Which means Bendis might really kill off Reed Richards. I don't like the guy, but damn. He's like a cornerstone.
Another more detailed one came from Mr. Anonymous:
1- Int. Stark's secret warehouse- Same
The dead, nude corpse of Elektra Skrull lies there. She has been cut open.
Hank Pym and Reed Richards are both working at little stations they have. Reed in the foreground is hand writing into a notebook and jotting down what he sees in his microscope.
In the foreground right, His handmade portable communication device is blinking but he has put it aside and is not paying attention to it.
It reads: Baxter building emergency
2- Tighter on Reed scribbles some notes. Making some formulas.
3- Same. Reed looks up. He figured it out.
ReED RICHARDS
I- I think I got it.
I know how they made themselves undetectable.
4- Over Hank's standing silhouette shoulder, Reed turns around and is pointing to his notes and thinking outloud. Looking at the notebook and not Hank.
ReED RICHARDS
You know what the Skrulls did? They took-
5- Over Reed's shoulder, Hank Pym is standing there with an alien weapon. He has a weapon to Reed's head. Backlit and ominous.
HaNK PYM
I do actually.
1- Profile, Hank holds out his Skrull weapon at arm's length and blows Reed's brains out. His head stretches violently but does not break. His eyes almost fall out of their stretched sockets.
Spx: fshammm
2- 'Camera' on the floor. Reed falls to the floor in a puddle of rubber. He's completely lost his shape. Is this what he looks like when he is dead?
3- Slightly low looking up. Hank looks down. No sign of emotion. Backlit.
4- Same. With a twinge of discomfort. He turns back to his natural form.
5- Same. And With a sigh of relief. He is free to be a Skrull again. Our first 'Skrull' the entire issue. Backlit and menacing.
6- His Skrull fingertips gently touch the forehead of his fallen comrade. The dead Elektra.
HANK PYM
As it was written.
http://marvelb0y.spaces.live.com/
Now here's to hoping this won't end up as bad as it looks and that this was all one of Marvel's jokes.