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DavenIII
March 20th, 2008, 02:11 PM
Link
http://www.newsweek.com/id/124098/page/1

yeah TL : DR just read the first page...so Yeah...whose coming with me down to Chile, first I need some Hair dye and a pericing of some sort...oh and I gotta remember to bring some of my old T-Shirts.

Soluzar
March 20th, 2008, 02:24 PM
:lol:

Oh wow... that's extraordinary. Can't say I'm tempted to go pay 'em a visit though. Sleeping with someone literally half my age is just not an enticing proposition.

DavenIII
March 20th, 2008, 02:30 PM
:lol:

Oh wow... that's extraordinary. Can't say I'm tempted to go pay 'em a visit though. Sleeping with someone literally half my age is just not an enticing proposition.

I was half joking....but only half, also they are only 5-10 years younger then me, although I'm fairly certain since its the news, which of course as we all know is not in the business of information as much as it is the business of "Shock and Horror" they probably only interviewed the yougest participants they could find.

Soluzar
March 20th, 2008, 02:32 PM
I was half joking....but only half, also they are only 5-10 years younger then me, although I'm fairly certain since its the news, which of course as we all know is not in the business of information as much as it is the business of "Shock and Horror" they probably only interviewed the yougest participants they could find.
Hey man... maybe some of 'em are old enough to drive. :P

I do realise they aren't that far out of your reach, age wise. I also agree with you completely about news presentation of the most shocking spin on the facts.

Trefellin
March 20th, 2008, 02:35 PM
Great! Now Chileans will think that anyone who watches anime is a evil, promiscuous weirdo. I thank you muchly Pokemones!

I foresee a rise in STDs for the teenage demographic in the near future.

I wonder what AnimeMatt will think?

Justinian
March 20th, 2008, 02:55 PM
Great! Now Chileans will think that anyone who watches anime is a evil, promiscuous weirdo. I thank you muchly Pokemones!

I foresee a rise in STDs for the teenage demographic in the near future.

lol, Exactly what I was thinking. Hope they have fun with their STD's...

Vaikyuko
March 20th, 2008, 03:32 PM
1. Introduce a lethal STD into the ponceo
2. Infect them all without doing anything else
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!

Seriously, are they retarded?

Broand
March 20th, 2008, 03:38 PM
I walk into Chile, pokeball in hand, I'm gonna catch 'em all.

Animematt55
March 20th, 2008, 03:44 PM
Great! Now Chileans will think that anyone who watches anime is a evil, promiscuous weirdo. I thank you muchly Pokemones!

I foresee a rise in STDs for the teenage demographic in the near future.

I wonder what AnimeMatt will think?

Well, I think I will get that Level 4 Hazmat suit....

Ken-Ohki
March 20th, 2008, 03:53 PM
Enjoy everyone having every STD known :D

Tidusauron12
March 20th, 2008, 04:04 PM
I walk into Chile, pokeball in hand, I'm gonna catch 'em all.

I lol'd hard. :lol:

tenshi_a
March 20th, 2008, 04:05 PM
Enjoy everyone having every STD known :D

Gotta catch 'em all! :lol:

Ikari Warrior
March 20th, 2008, 04:25 PM
LMAO! Tenshi, that wins so hard, that's going in my sig!

CrossboneGundam
March 20th, 2008, 04:28 PM
Seriously, are they retarded?

Seriously, you need to ask that? The answer is obvious.

And for those who are closer to Chilean androgynous pokemon orgy attendees, the answer is "yes."

Trefellin
March 20th, 2008, 04:46 PM
Only the dumbest of the absolute twits of the world would volunteer for herpes roulette.

Tidusauron12
March 20th, 2008, 04:52 PM
Gotta catch 'em all! :lol:

I lol'd even harder. :lol: :lol:

goddessofanime
March 20th, 2008, 05:23 PM
Wow.



Chile is weird.

Lord Timaeus
March 20th, 2008, 05:31 PM
Why the hell has Alice Catherine been traveling all over the world lately? First Italy and now Chile... sooner or later she's single-handedly going to make 13 into the universal age of consent, whether we like it or not.

In before Prons shows us his Pokemones.

goddessofanime
March 20th, 2008, 05:32 PM
Why the hell has Alice Catherine been traveling all over the world lately? First Italy and now Chile... sooner or later she's single-handedly going to make 13 into the universal age of consent, whether we like it or not.

In before Prons shows us his Pokemones.



*breaks keyboard in laughter.

The Million Dollar Prons
March 20th, 2008, 05:52 PM
Why the hell has Alice Catherine been traveling all over the world lately? First Italy and now Chile... sooner or later she's single-handedly going to make 13 into the universal age of consent, whether we like it or not.


YA know all she does is talk about you and blame Mel for ruining her life because she can't stalk you on AN anymore? What the hell did you say to this girl anyway? She keeps saying you two had some "deep convos." am I gonna have to call the party van or something?

Also you'd have to be reallly badass to hide an orgy beside some "strollers."

KatayokuのTenshi
March 20th, 2008, 07:28 PM
Same-gender interactions are commonplace, as the lines between hetero- and homosexuality are blurred...

Fernandez, like many others in the park, is wearing an anime T-shirt

I'm glad to see they cut straight to the most important aspects of the story. :rolleyes:

"It's shameless," says Gina Mazzini Aliste, a middle-aged woman in the park that day. "They act like ponceo is a competitive sport."

One has to wonder what she was doing in the sex park at the time.

I wonder what AnimeMatt will think?

Something about guns most likely.

Gotta catch 'em all! :lol:

:lol::lol:

Old Ape Face
March 20th, 2008, 07:47 PM
Why the hell has Alice Catherine been traveling all over the world lately? First Italy and now Chile... sooner or later she's single-handedly going to make 13 into the universal age of consent, whether we like it or not.

In before Prons shows us his Pokemones.

And America will always keep it's 18 age of consent, Because America Knows what's best :thumbsup:

Tuna
March 20th, 2008, 08:33 PM
I was born too early, and, seemingly, in the wrong country as well...
XD

DavenIII
March 20th, 2008, 08:50 PM
I wonder what Animematt would think


Something about guns most likely.





ROFL

Haro!
March 20th, 2008, 10:57 PM
I'm not sure what to think about all of this. On one hand 15 and 16 year-old girls giving it up is always a good thing in my book. On the other it just reeks of STDs and not to mention there are other men involved.

fujyoshi
March 21st, 2008, 04:06 AM
ok basicly pokemon turns people into freaks and sex addicts ohh thats just lovely -_=

Trefellin
March 21st, 2008, 11:17 AM
This fad can't last for more than a year or two, could it?

Caster13
March 21st, 2008, 12:16 PM
Damn, and I thought teenagers in this country get out of control.:blink:

^Even if it does, there will be a baby boom in Chile.

DavenIII
March 21st, 2008, 12:19 PM
Damn, and I thought teenagers in this country get out of control.:blink:

^Even if it does, there will be a baby boom in Chile.

Nah Its mostly Oral it says, so no baby boom.

Caster13
March 21st, 2008, 12:27 PM
Nah Its mostly Oral it says, so no baby boom.

They have a lot of piercings though, so that would hurt some guys if the girl has a certain piercing.

Hara!
March 21st, 2008, 12:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAUXdDO_NgM

DavenIII
March 21st, 2008, 12:34 PM
They have a lot of piercings though, so that would hurt some guys if the girl has a certain piercing.

????

Girls often get those peircings FOR the guys because it increases stimulation...similarly for men and women, the cold of a steel ball is supposed to be pleasurable...I never got a tongue peircing myself, and never had a GF with one so I wouldn't know....but that was originally the reason....then it became a fashionable later.

Hara!
March 21st, 2008, 12:39 PM
Also,

MASS WEEABOO ORGIES IN THE PARK? NO NO NO WRONG WRONG WRONG KILL IT WITH MORE FIRE.

Mikosage
March 21st, 2008, 12:41 PM
What's next? Barney? Sesame Street? Dora the Explorer and the Red Light Brothel?

Ridley-X4
March 21st, 2008, 02:09 PM
If you guys read the comments, then you'd know that this whole thing is being blown out of the water, and isn't entirely true.

CrossboneGundam
March 21st, 2008, 02:15 PM
If you guys read the comments, then you'd know that this whole thing is being blown out of the water, and isn't entirely true.

Yeah, what place is there for journalism in a world where user comments can be posted via the internet? Clearly, the more trustworthy source is the latter.

fujyoshi
March 23rd, 2008, 06:42 AM
I'm scared now D:

Caster13
March 24th, 2008, 08:48 PM
What's next? Barney? Sesame Street? Dora the Explorer and the Red Light Brothel?

:lol::lol: Now THAT'S funny! :roflsmilie:

The sad thing is that this already exists somewhere. Rule 34.

And corncopp, don't be so upset. This is practically the only instance where weeaboos get laid. But after that, get some guns from Matt and mow them down.

Samurai Drifter
March 24th, 2008, 09:11 PM
Want to go to Chile.

Now.

EDIT: Besides the STD part.

Mikosage
March 24th, 2008, 09:13 PM
Well, one thing's for sure...it definitely gives kids something much more interesting to do with their Pokeballs.

Hara!
March 24th, 2008, 09:15 PM
corncopp, don't be so upset. This is practically the only instance where weeaboos get laid.

BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOONG! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VX2MdP6wk0)

I always wanted to do that.

Caster13
March 24th, 2008, 09:39 PM
Well let's face it, Chile is the only place on the planet where otaku have a high chance of getting laid.

Meggles
March 25th, 2008, 12:44 PM
How is this legal? They're havig sex IN A PARK!! If that was America the 5-0 would be bringing the beatdown on these people.

DavenIII
March 25th, 2008, 12:47 PM
How is this legal? They're havig sex IN A PARK!! If that was America the 5-0 would be bringing the beatdown on these people.

I guess Chile is the place to be for exhibitionists.

taily
March 25th, 2008, 12:57 PM
well these poeple sound gernerally retarded and annoying