View Full Version : I know I'm not the only one who has wished they could ctrl+F in real life
Fobb
March 18th, 2008, 06:58 AM
So have our dreams come true?
With Yasuo Kuniyoshi's invention balanced on your nose, nothing — be it the remote control, mobile phone or iPod — should ever go missing again.
Read Here (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337596,00.html)
Caster13
March 18th, 2008, 07:13 AM
wow. They're gonna cost a shitload though.
Although the experimental model, shown exclusively to The Times Wednesday, is still too bulky for daily use
That and they look like glasses from several decades ago. I certainly wouldn't want to wear them.
Gibb
March 18th, 2008, 07:25 AM
screw ctrl-F
I want a RL ctrl-Z.
oh and a RL ctrl-C/ctrl-V
Fobb
March 18th, 2008, 07:27 AM
That'd be the day. I'd die happy.
GreatNekoKoneko
March 18th, 2008, 07:27 AM
screw ctrl-F
I want a RL ctrl-Z.
oh and a RL ctrl-C/ctrl-V
...now THAT'S a man with a plan.
tenshi_a
March 18th, 2008, 08:46 AM
screw ctrl-F
I want a RL ctrl-Z.
oh and a RL ctrl-C/ctrl-V
An "undo" button would be good.
The "Copy/Paste" buttons would solve world hunger, except that I'm sure the food manufacturers would start up some kind of Copyright law....
That and they look like glasses from several decades ago. I certainly wouldn't want to wear them.
I think you're supposed to wear them with a white lab-coat and then look like a stereotypical Japanese scientist.
Which is good in theory, but then someone you work with (who has a nephew with piloting capabilities) will suddenly build himself a giant robot, and then a terrible tragedy will happen, and the place you work in will be vaporised in an alien/monster attack, and everyone will die. And you will go "oh, if only I had written down the whereabouts of all my miscellaneous items in a notebook instead of getting these Japanese Scientist glasses."
Old Ape Face
March 18th, 2008, 09:00 AM
Can it rewind my life? Can it fast forward my life, can it add subs when I listen to Japanese employees? can it freeze time so I can kick my ex wife's new husband in the balls without him knowing?
Will the angel of death make it come out my ***?
Gibb
March 18th, 2008, 09:07 AM
The "Copy/Paste" buttons would solve world hunger, except that I'm sure the food manufacturers would start up some kind of Copyright law....
Oh yeah, world hunger... yeah that's what i was thinking about as well... **laughs nervously and tries to not think of harems**
Mikosage
March 18th, 2008, 12:15 PM
Now we need something to copy/paste people and things out of tv and cyberspace.
*Dreams of beaming Kikyo, Sango, and Ayame from Inuyasha, the chick from InuKami, Mutsumi from Love Hina, Rushuna from Grenadier, and Winry from FMA out of his PC
Lord Timaeus
March 18th, 2008, 03:21 PM
These must be the glasses Gordon Freeman wears. ****ing hardcore.
Now, where the hell is my Gravity Gun?
germanturkey
March 18th, 2008, 03:38 PM
i'd want a control z..
though control f for books would be great
Old Ape Face
March 18th, 2008, 03:40 PM
I'd like a alt F4 for some people.
Vaikyuko
March 18th, 2008, 03:53 PM
Curiously interesting, would love to get a pair. I wonder if they come in prescription lenses? (I wear glasses, for the record).
Justinian
March 18th, 2008, 04:28 PM
I want copy and paste buttons...
Jia
March 19th, 2008, 12:42 AM
That and they look like glasses from several decades ago. I certainly wouldn't want to wear them.
Retro is in ~ isn't it?:naughty:
CrossboneGundam
March 19th, 2008, 07:15 AM
I'd like a alt F4 for some people.
I think that would be the suicide button.
Fobb
March 19th, 2008, 09:39 AM
Or at least ctrl-W some of their annoying aspects
MaliceDR
March 19th, 2008, 03:29 PM
Imagine the use of an RL F1 button!
For when its your first time in bed with a woman and you need to know exactly how that mysterious organ of hers works! Just a click connects you instantly to an encyclopedia of knowledge! Works on any object! Get the real-life help file system today!
Old Ape Face
March 19th, 2008, 03:36 PM
Imagine the use of an RL F1 button!
For when its your first time in bed with a woman and you need to know exactly how that mysterious organ of hers works! Just a click connects you instantly to an encyclopedia of knowledge! Works on any object! Get the real-life help file system today!
And don't forget the free download for the expansion pack that comes with it.
Ok moving away from that topic:...
I would definitely like a rewind button on my life and a memory card.
GreatNekoKoneko
March 19th, 2008, 05:08 PM
...seriously, Yuki. what you really need is a SPELLCHECK/GRAMMAR check.
Old Ape Face
March 19th, 2008, 08:18 PM
What?s I spell fine...
Fact I got one of those on FireFox works great too.
tenshi_a
March 20th, 2008, 03:45 AM
Imagine the use of an RL F1 button!
For when its your first time in bed with a woman and you need to know exactly how that mysterious organ of hers works!
Quite literally, RTFM! :lol:
http://xkcd.com/333/
-_-; -_-; Stop reading and get on with getting it on... -_-; -_-;
Leader Desslock
March 20th, 2008, 04:10 AM
For when its your first time in bed with a woman and you need to know exactly how that mysterious organ of hers works! Just a click connects you instantly to an encyclopedia of knowledge! Works on any object! Get the real-life help file system today!
You know, when you're using any operating system, you can usually infer the functionality through action and observation of the results. Sure, the help system is there, but nobody actually uses it. What fun would the learning process be without the hands-on approach?
If I have to expand upon that metaphor for anyone, he/she is probably beyond all hope.
The Million Dollar Prons
March 20th, 2008, 04:31 AM
Imagine the use of an RL F1 button!
For when its your first time in bed with a woman and you need to know exactly how that mysterious organ of hers works! Just a click connects you instantly to an encyclopedia of knowledge! Works on any object! Get the real-life help file system today!
When I use computers I just click next till I'm done. As in IRL.
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