Almost Makes Me Vote Republican

[MaliceDR]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/11/18/mike-huckabee-premieres-f_n_73160.html

Mike Huckabee appeared on Fox News Sunday, with Chris Wallace, today. Huckabee has recently been surging in the polls for the Republican nomination, and Chris Wallace questioned him about the relevance of such a surge when Huckabee's opponents are outspending him by millions of dollars. Huckabee sought to dispel any such doubts with the "world premiere" of his first television campaign ad. Huckabee's ad boasts a celebrity endorsement...from Chuck Norris. In fact, Chuck Norris not only endorses Huckabee, but co-stars in the advertisement, which echoes Norris' days as Walker, Texas Ranger. Tell HuffPost what you think about Huckabee's first TV campaign ad, and if it will help Huckabee win the GOP nomination.

Chuck Norris for Mike Huckabee. Video inside.
This news is almost enough to make me want to vote Republican.

[Animematt55]

I <3 huckabees

[Bernard_Monsha]

Chuck Norris is a notorious giver of alms, and he is not an attention ***** about it. You can't trust people who quitely give millions to charity out of their own beliefs rather than a PR move their agent reccomends.

[CrossboneGundam]

Chuck Norris is just responding late to the Colbert Bump Huckabee got.

[UberDirector]

I have a friend back Texas way that has met Mr. Norris on several occassions. Says he's really a great guy. I'm still voting Fred though.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...i'm voting for Chuck.

wait.

(looks at the polls)

...HE'S NOT RUNNING? this is an outrage.

[Caster13]

Chunk Norris jokes? talk about beating a dead horse.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Chunk Norris jokes? talk about beating a dead horse.

...that was no joke, sir. i am serious.

besides, it's better than Vin Diesel jokes of friggin Tazer stories.

[Caster13]

besides, it's better than Vin Diesel jokes of friggin Tazer stories.

i dont even want to know.

[gh0zt]

we cant have a prez who doesnt believe in evolution.

ron paul would get me to vote republican tho

[Leader Desslock]

You mean, someone actually takes articles on the Huffington Post seriously? I thought they were just under The Onion, in terms of journalistic integrity. Just a bunch of Op/Ed pieces and blog snippets masquerading as real news.

[Evil_Koala]

Huckabee is ballin, but sadly too unelectable. :(

[Old Ape Face]

Goulioni FTW!!!!!

[Animematt55]

Goulioni FTW!!!!!

umm...no
*filler*

[Old Ape Face]

umm...no
*filler*

I vote Republican because, yes I do.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Goulioni FTW!!!!!


It'll never happen.

- Prons is voting Obama.

[MonkeyBoy0314]

My vote goes to Optimus Prime. 'Nuff said.

[Alice Catherine]

If Alice were old enough to vote, she would vote for Hillary Clintin

-Alice's younger sister Jessie

[The Million Dollar Prons]

If Alice were old enough to vote, she would vote for Hillary Clintin

-Alice's younger sister Jessie

What the **** you'd vote for a damn communist? I lost my leg in korea trying to take out the commies and you're trying to instate them RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW? Next time you're on AIM I'm gonna shove you against a wall and shake you violently

[TwiztidKlownzTX]

I vote Republican...

[Old Ape Face]

If Alice were old enough to vote, she would vote for Hillary Clintin

-Alice's younger sister Jessie

Hillery has too much Popularity power. <_<

[Crusader986]

The only Republican I would vote for is Ron Paul.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...as quoting the Mighty Monsha:

"Life's a *****. Don't vote for one"

[Alice Catherine]

What the **** you'd vote for a damn communist? I lost my leg in korea trying to take out the commies and you're trying to instate them RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW? Next time you're on AIM I'm gonna shove you against a wall and shake you violently


First of all my sister posted that without my knowledge. I have a habit of not logging out of places.

Second, if you EVER say that again, I will MURDER your ***.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

First of all my sister posted that without my knowledge. I have a habit of not logging out of places.

Second, if you EVER say that again, I will MURDER your ***.

...murder sounds too morbid.

just shove him up a wall and shake him violently. that seems to work out a lot these days...

[Bernard_Monsha]

Hillery has too much Popularity power. <_<

Yes she is draws heavily with frumpy houswives who read the Enquirer and the people who have been lobotomized voting block.

I think we should go to the Heinlein model for voting.

[Alice Catherine]

just shove him up a wall and shake him violently. that seems to work out a lot these days...

You know, that was probably one of the most traumatizing moments of my life, and I'm starting to regret that I told you guys because here I am crying again because I remember the physical and emotional wounds I suffered.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Yes she is draws heavily with frumpy houswives who read the Enquirer and the people who have been lobotomized voting block.

I think we should go to the Heinlein model for voting.

...actually, you forgot about the the frumpy wives association that watch "The View".

as for Alice, it's not out fault you posted that traumatic experience here on AN. as far we are concerned, if it doesn't deal with eating babies or killing polar bears, it's fair game.

[Alice Catherine]

...actually, you forgot about the the frumpy wives association that watch "The View".

as for Alice, it's not out fault you posted that traumatic experience here on AN. as far we are concerned, if it doesn't deal with eating babies or killing polar bears, it's fair game.

I HATE YOU.

filler

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I HATE YOU.

filler

...heheh. that's what Kyuu said.

anyway. Prons voting Obama is like Alice getting a dorky Asian guy - the best choice she's ever made.

[Alice Catherine]

Obama seems OK...

I say there's too much hype.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Obama seems OK...

I say there's too much hype.

...Hilary has TOO much hype. good thing i'm not a citizen. with these choices, i'd rather play with myself and cry that it'll all be alright afterwards...

[Alice Catherine]

...Hilary has TOO much hype. good thing i'm not a citizen. with these choices, i'd rather play with myself and cry that it'll all be alright afterwards...

LOL

No, the election does for real.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Obama seems OK...

I say there's too much hype.


No, he hasn't been honest about something that will cost him any election if he did.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

No, he hasn't been honest about something that will cost him any election if he did.

...and i think i know what it is.

he hasn't been honest about him being black. (gasp! shock! i'm really puerto rican! lol!)

[Leader Desslock]

... here on AN. as far we are concerned, if it doesn't deal with eating babies or killing polar bears, it's fair game.
Since when is eating babies or killing polar bears out of bounds? :unsure:

Goulioni FTW!!!!!
That's right, kids - it's Giulioni®, from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee. It's got all the thing kids have grown to love - meatballs, a zesty sauce, and pasta in the shape of Republican presidential candidates! Give it a try, and we're sure you'll love 'em.

Or if pasta's not your thing, how about you start your day with Huckabees®, the breakfast cereal with 25% more crunch?

[Old Ape Face]

That's right, kids - it's Giulioni®, from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee. It's got all the thing kids have grown to love - meatballs, a zesty sauce, and pasta in the shape of Republican presidential candidates! Give it a try, and we're sure you'll love 'em.

Or if pasta's not your thing, how about you start your day with Huckabees®, the breakfast cereal with 25% more crunch?

I'm not a big cereal fan, I like Chef Boy-Ar-Dee though :)