A Catgirl Is Fine Too.

[HSaabedra]

Due to the insistence of some forum members, I have decided to revisit the age-old and contreversial subject of my experiences with making a harem of beautiful catgirls. I am happy to report that my research is going quite well and the last of the simulations is proceding without issue.

I will now open up the floor to questions and flames from the general forum populace.

[Tom Servo]

http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/Corporeal/nothisshitagain.jpg

[goddessofanime]

And who's got the better catgirls...Japan or US?

[HSaabedra]

Currently Japan does, but I expect to remedy that in a couple years, give or take preliminary testing of DNA splicing techniques.

[Lord Timaeus]

http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/Corporeal/nothisshitagain.jpg

My thoughts exactly.

[ecchi]

http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/Corporeal/nothisshitagain.jpg

LOL :lol: Thank you for the laugh, Tom Servo!

[JFaulkner]

I will now open up the floor to questions and flames from the general forum populace.

Are you trying to take the piss?

[Old Ape Face]

Every time you make a serious discussion god kills another cat-girl.

Think of the Cat Girls!!!

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Is it okay if I beat a catgirl during outercourse?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...since when did AMERICA or any country, for that matter, ever have better Catgirls than Japan?

furries not included.

[Broand]

Luckily. I believe that new scientist had an article about animal people At one point.

Anyway the Harem Tester is in prime condition ;)

[Bernard_Monsha]

...since when did AMERICA or any country, for that matter, ever have better Catgirls than Japan?

furries not included.

Hmmm. America has the K'zinti who were warmongering catpeople, does anyone know when the first Japanese catgirl appears? We also had the first Were-Cat movie Cat People from 1942 (thought the 1982 version is better because it had my future ex wife Nastassja Kinski). We also had the Kilrathi from Wing Commander.

[tenshi_a]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6978384.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7073194.stm

Science has been moving along nicely since your last thread, Axl... :dance:

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...i can't see what the fuss ia all about when it comes to making hybrids.

i mean, if we live in a society where bestiality midget-porn can be done, WHY, for Cat's sake, can't we make a catgirl?

[goddessofanime]

THere's beastiality midget-porn?

[Old Ape Face]

...i can't see what the fuss ia all about when it comes to making hybrids.

i mean, if we live in a society where bestiality midget-porn can be done, WHY, for Cat's sake, can't we make a catgirl?

because It's against John Lennon's Will

[Midoriko87]

...i can't see what the fuss ia all about when it comes to making hybrids.

i mean, if we live in a society where bestiality midget-porn can be done, WHY, for Cat's sake, can't we make a catgirl?

:rolleyes: How old are you again, GNK? That's like saying, "Well, wealthy businessmen oftentimes have mistresses, so I don't see the problem with these men marrying high-end escorts." Just because a hooker is good enough to sleep with, doesn't mean she's good enough to start a family/share a life with. There are those persons (i.e. transgendered streetwalkers) who exist only to indulge our perverse needs in exchange for an agreed upon sum of money... or a meal from McDonald's (hamburger, small fries, no drink nor dessert). God put animals on this Earth to feed us, keep us company, and gratify us by satisfying our carnal... *Turns off webcam, shoves Swan into closet* What?!! Don't look at me that way! I swear, that F'ing bird told me he was the Grecian god, Zeus! Goose Damn, forgive me for being a devout whateveryoucallbelieversofGreekmythology !! :angry:

Well, what I'm trying to say is, I watch waaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much T.V. Good luck on your We Todd Ed endeavors, Axl. :thumbsup:

[Old Ape Face]

*Turns off webcam, shoves Swan into closet* What?!! Don't look at me that way! I swear, that F'ing bird told me he was the Grecian god, Zeus! Goose Damn, forgive me for being a devout whateveryoucallbelieversofGreekmythology !! :angry:


:O My Swan was cheating on me? :devil: there will be hell to pay. *grabs shotgun.* Let me at her! :mad:

and I think Catgirls are kinky. :unsure:

[VidelCoolGirl]

http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/Corporeal/nothisshitagain.jpg
There was a reason why it was closed before. QFT.

[Bernard_Monsha]

One good thing came out of this, we found out that Midoriko's real name is Leto!

[VidelCoolGirl]

Mido is always Triceratops or whatever that was....to me. Man, those chats were the shiz...

[Leader Desslock]

THere's beastiality midget-porn?
Rule 34. Don't ask. You don't wanna know.

[dothacker5]

Let me clarify on rule 34. If you can think of it there is porn for it. That's why this has been made into reality.:lol:
http://xkcd.com/305/

[Old Ape Face]

Suddenly gets the feeling He's being watched :unsure:

[Fobb]

Who would you like to see as a cat-girl?

[goddessofanime]

Rule 34. Don't ask. You don't wanna know.

Is that the same as sidewalk porn?...I'm sorry...'pavement'.










The things I learn from AN...:P

[Old Ape Face]

Who would you like to see as a cat-girl?

um someone that isn't well known by everyone who watches tv, or listens to music, but is still hot enough to fry an egg on.

[Fobb]

Me? I get that request a lot, but I'm not a girl, sorry.

[Old Ape Face]

Me? I get that request a lot, but I'm not a girl, sorry.

:P I have no idea, really, I know as many girls personally as I know how the stock market works.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

THere's beastiality midget-porn?

Why? You... lookin' for some?

Meet me behind the alley in five and we can cut a deal

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Why? You... lookin' for some?

Meet me behind the alley in five and we can cut a deal

...DAMMIT, Prons.

i need CLEAN midgets, this time. not some commie trash you picked up in Slovakia...

make sure they have cat-ears. the last time - THEY WERE EATING CAT EARS.

[goddessofanime]

in Slovakia, cat ears is delicacy.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Rule 34. Don't ask. You don't wanna know.

True, there are much much worse things out there.

[Caster13]

what are the other rules of the internet?

[JFaulkner]

what are the other rules of the internet?
a) Read ****
b) Think ****
c) Type ****

[Caster13]

but seriously, catgirls? anime robots are gonna happen WAY before that.

the girl robots would just cause perversion. the REAL problem will be when people make bishounen robots. when that happens, take cover.

[JFaulkner]

Yeah, seriously, catgirls? I mean, you can replicate the experience of having sex with catgirls by having a threesome with a cat and a woman.

[Caster13]

just get some nekomimi and a tail with some body glue on it. its the same as cosplay sex. just pull a Tanaka from Genshiken.

[JFaulkner]

Or better yet, go cut off a cat's tail and sew it onto your girlfriend/wife's arsehole, skin 20 cats and iron it into her skin, pay a dentist to shove some illegal tiger's teeth into her mouth, and then screw her as many times as you want.

[Caster13]

that will give you an appointment with an international court from the UN for all sorts of charges.

[Talon]

what are the other rules of the internet?

Well one is lurk moar, which is what you need to do.

Is that the same as sidewalk porn?...I'm sorry...'pavement'.


See
http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=209234


And also, what is this thread about anyways? Just get your girlfriend/wife/hooker to dress up as a catgirl if it turns you on that much.

[Meson]

Talon, this is not just for the fetish. It is to advance science. If we could make catgirls, just think what else we could make!

[Holy Knight]

Heretics. A Catgirl Purist will not accept anything other than a perfect genome crossing between both female species. Hacking bits and pieces and putting them on the other is making light of the situation and is discriminating towards basic Catgirl Ethics.

That said, I thought it my duty as Knight to present the following, to which all suggestions for improvement are open to fair debate :

Ethical and Moralist Conjectures of the Catgirl Species

1) The Catgirl Race is equal to all humans and possess all rights attributed ot all humans, equally and undiscriminatingly.

2) No discrimination towards Catgirls is to be tolerated, nor immitated in such a fashion to be degrading of the intellectual status of Catgirls.

Such things include, but are not limited to : Cosplay, un-regulated cloning, replication or superficial reproduction of said race, the allusion to having a cat-ish personality or insulting and degrading language, intentional or not, to the Catgirl.

3) They are not to be treated as outsiders, nor to be pitied as "cloned" or "fabricated" creatures. They possess full intellectual capabilities and reasoning that surpass any human's understanding. Moreover, it is insulting to the Catgirl to be treated as having equal cultural or inner-world basis as any other human.

4) If your gender is male, they are to be worshipped as the nature of the feline is to be independent. If your gender is female, you have the right to protest and begin experimenting on the creation of the Dogman. Subservience of said creature is to be expected.

5) Enjoy.

[Old Ape Face]

Well one is lurk moar, which is what you need to do.



See
http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=209234


And also, what is this thread about anyways? Just get your girlfriend/wife/hooker to dress up as a catgirl if it turns you on that much.

Girls in mini skirts and black work suit ties turn me on.

[TwiztidKlownzTX]

mmmm catgirls :redface:

[YuriFanboy]

Whoever successfully creates a catgirl is a god.

[JFaulkner]

Whoever successfully creates a catgirl should be shot.

[Old Ape Face]

mmm I see Prudes and Perverts among us, I assume this is why this topic was removed?

[TwiztidKlownzTX]

mmm I see Prudes and Perverts among us, I assume this is why this topic was removed?

LOL

Member of the pervert crew checking in.

[Caster13]

typical guy with typical hormones here.

roleplaying isnt really bad, to a point. i repeat, TO A POINT. there are limits to everything people. for example, NO STAR TREK!

[Tuna]

typical guy with typical hormones here.

roleplaying isnt really bad, to a point. i repeat, TO A POINT. there are limits to everything people. for example, NO STAR TREK!What? No green-skinned Orion slave girls?
^_^

But yes - a real catgirl would be nice...but we'll all be dead and gone before it becomes viable...
x.x

[Caster13]

ive like schoolgirls for as long as any typical man has liked schoolgirls, regardless of me liking anime. but im turning 20 so its all off limits. 19 is in between however, and i got only 8 days left. oh well, now im able to look at everything else, so i can deal.

[Holy Knight]

typical guy with typical hormones here.

roleplaying isnt really bad, to a point. i repeat, TO A POINT. there are limits to everything people. for example, NO STAR TREK!

Thank you Kenpachi, for making the purpose of his thread clear.

To all you Catgirl haters:

It is about time we hung up the obsolete wool Cat-Ears in favor of a more Eco-Friendly measure. God knows we've poluted the environment enough as it with fake dress-ups that will last us into the next century and aren't bio-degradable.

I implore you, for the sake of our planet, support the innocent creation of the Catgirl Genome and leave behind the unnecessary role-playing in favor of our children's future!

[Bernard_Monsha]

NO STAR TREK!

You will make Sharp and Kevin cry.:crybaby:

[Caster13]

Sharp and Kevin?:huh:

btw, the great thing about liking school uniforms is that you dont need any genetic splicing for it.

but once you get to a certain age, its just not right anymore....wait this is an anime forum im barking up the wrong tree for a bunch of the people here.

[HSaabedra]

Catgirls Are Much Better Than Human Women. They Can Be Quite Loving And Caring As Well As The Lack Of A Menstrual Cycle Being Another Huge Advantage Over Lame Human Women!

[Caster13]

thats another thing that The Pill is good for. some women take it to stop menstruating.

[Midoriko87]

Catgirls Are Much Better Than Human Women. They Can Be Quite Loving And Caring As Well As The Lack Of A Menstrual Cycle Being Another Huge Advantage Over Lame Human Women!

The Deuce?!! Well, forgive women (or their bodies, at least) for wanting clean uteri! :angry: "Calm down, Mido. This doesn't affect you, you're not human... or female (?)... Well, one of the two, you're not." I know, I know. I just get so angry and confused. :(

thats another thing that The Pill is good for. some women take it to stop menstruating.Bodybuilding and steroids work just as well.

[goddessofanime]

LOL

Member of the pervert crew checking in.

*waves* HOLLA!

[Leader Desslock]

Every time I see this thread's title, I think of that Christmas song that goes "if you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do..."

I suppose in this case, the lyrics would be more like:

Christmas is a-comin', the nekomimi's here
If you've got an extra catgirl, then I'd scratch behind her ear
If you haven't got a catgirl, a bunnygirl will do
If you haven't got a bunnygirl then God bless you...

[Talon]

I'm as perverted as every one of you but I still think scientifically creating Catgirls would pave the way for many monstrosities not unlike H.P. Lovecraft's unnameable beasts. The kind that you wish you could unsee...but can't.

It would lead to disaster I say.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I'm as perverted as every one of you but I still think scientifically creating Catgirls would pave the way for many monstrosities not unlike H.P. Lovecraft's unnameable beasts. The kind that you wish you could unsee...but can't.

It would lead to disaster I say.

...we're talking about catgirls here, not exactly Shoggoths or Ctulu.

it's my dream. Ctulu can't invade it.

[Yuri Na Catgirl]

Catgirls are otay :| :D

[Caster13]

Bodybuilding and steroids work just as well.

yea, but that amount of muscle on women makes them unattractive.