Ah, Nerd Love

[MaliceDR]

http://gamernode.com/news/5016-guy-proposes-to-girlfriend-through-halo-3-awwww/index.html

Guy proposes to his girl through Halo.

November 3, 2007, a man by the gamertag of Moviesign proposed to his girlfriend, furtive penguin... through Halo 3. At least it wasn't a virtual wedding, right guys?

Moviesign did it through a saved Forge map, in which he tricked furtive penguin into thinking they were playing a two-on-two match.

He led her to an area where there was an "energy sword", but instead she was surprised with his proposal spelled out in weapons, and he asked her to be "his teammate for life."

Am I the only one who would have sniped them in the middle of this? Or shot a Spartan Laser down on them? Anyone?

They haven't set a wedding date yet because they claim to be "waiting to see what the release date is for the next Halo game. We don't want any conflicts." I'm sure their kids will be perfectly normal.

Sorry guys, you can't do THAT through Halo 3--you're gonna have to do it like normal people do.

Do it like a man and use Garry's Mod. Discuss.

[Caster13]

this is WAAAAAAAY worse than people proposing at cons.

[Alice Catherine]

One year later they're going to be the couple that neglects their kids to play Halo...

[Old Ape Face]

They're gonna be so sad when they find out there is not going to be a halo 4 :(.

[Caster13]

that is going to be one HELL of an interesting wedding.

[ecchi]

Wow...just wow. But you know what the sad thing is? This is probably not the first time something like this has happened.

[Old Ape Face]

Wow...just wow. But you know what the sad thing is? This is probably not the first time something like this has happened.


Funeral On wow. was raided good times.

[earsofdoom]

Wow...just wow. But you know what the sad thing is? This is probably not the first time something like this has happened.

Its been happening in MMO's for years now, the only reason this is getting any attention is becouse it's halo. expect this to pop-up on every gameing review site within the next 24 hours.

[Sendo Takeshi]

One year later they're going to be the couple that neglects their kids to play Halo...

Good job on the assumptions, junior. The future is looking pretty bleak for people my age and older.

Am I the only one who would have sniped them in the middle of this? Or shot a Spartan Laser down on them? Anyone?

I can't lie, stuff like that holds up games and I also need kills. They both would have gotten merced. And every time they re-spawned, I'd kill them again.

Anyway, nothing wrong with that. It's all about being innovative with it. I mean, if I were in that situation, I wouldn't even know how to propose to a girl. It's like when a dude takes his girl to the game(as much as most women hate sports) and he pays the jumbo-tron a little something to put up those words on the screen for his wife to see. Personally, I think it's cool.

See, since I'm a top douchebag, I'd take a sharpie and right 'Will you marry me?' backwards on my girl's forehead and have her make it out in front of the mirror in the bathroom while I'm sleeping.

[MaliceDR]

A little old, but still relevant.

http://www.wow-europe.com/en/community/wowparents.html

[VidelCoolGirl]

See, since I'm a top douchebag, I'd take a sharpie and right 'Will you marry me?' backwards on my girl's forehead and have her make it out in front of the mirror in the bathroom while I'm sleeping.
It would be hilarious, but any sane woman would kick your *** after saying 'yes.'

[goddessofanime]

http://gamernode.com/news/5016-guy-proposes-to-girlfriend-through-halo-3-awwww/index.html

Guy proposes to his girl through Halo.



Do it like a man and use Garry's Mod. Discuss.


Actually...that doesn't surprise me. I've read about much weirder proposals.

[HSaabedra]

Screw marriage, it's a tax burden and women get property laws in their favor regardless of actual ownership.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

How the hell do you spell "Will you be my teammate forever?" in Halo weapons?

Screw marriage, it's a tax burden and women get property laws in their favor regardless of actual ownership.

Let's go get drunk and buy some 5 dollar ho's.

[Ikari Warrior]

It would be hilarious, but any sane woman would kick your *** after saying 'yes.'

Just the kind of woman he needs...

[fujyoshi]

I hope they have a nice life together then ^^

[JFaulkner]

I hope they have a nice life together then ^^
I hope they drop off a cliff.

[earsofdoom]

I hope they drop off a cliff.

Sadly there is no fall damage in halo 3.

[Chousho]

That's... just sad.


I feel bad for the poor child they'll spawn. ;S

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Sadly there is no fall damage in halo 3.

Narrows does. SO does that other level. Try harder.

[Animematt55]

Screw marriage, it's a tax burden and women get property laws in their favor regardless of actual ownership.

I hear ya man.
Lets go get a beer

Good job on the assumptions, junior. The future is looking pretty bleak for people my age and older.

=.

Chill out man. It is a reference to the parents that already DID neglect their kids to play games

[Old Ape Face]

That's... just sad.


I feel bad for the poor child they'll spawn. ;S

maybe they plan to spawn a MLG pro and get rich off his winnings. :unsure:

[earsofdoom]

Narrows does. SO does that other level. Try harder.

Doesn't count, thats just death by falling of the map.

[Evil_Koala]

If you fly too high on certain maps...or splode all the way up, it says YOU FELL TO YOUR DEATH

I lost the game.

How the hell do you spell "Will you be my teammate forever?" in Halo weapons?

I'd make it out of fusion coils...Lulz.

[Lord Timaeus]

That's the least original way I've heard when it comes to proposals on the Internet.

This is how I would do it. (http://www.deathnoteonline.com/page558#entry-1194841297)

[VidelCoolGirl]

I've seen it all. LT asked GOA to marry him. I await the one for Videl.

[Lord Timaeus]

BTW, it's probably just a coincidence, but did somebody write that entry for Szayel Aporro Grantz in response to mine?

[VidelCoolGirl]

BTW, it's probably just a coincidence, but did somebody write that entry for Szayel Aporro Grantz in response to mine?
I though it was you.

[Lord Timaeus]

I swear to Kira, it wasn't. It was spelled "Syazel," something that for the life of me I would never do.

[Old Ape Face]

http://www.deathnoteonline.com/page559

My entry

[Magami No ER]

BTW, it's probably just a coincidence, but did somebody write that entry for Szayel Aporro Grantz in response to mine?

:lol: @ "implament".

[Vaikyuko]

It was me (accidental typo); I also, despite loving Szayel, never noticed the placement of the z and y in his name. :redface:

[Lord Timaeus]

I thought it was you.

Death Note Marriage Update: Soluzar's turn.

[goddessofanime]

I've seen it all. LT asked GOA to marry him. I await the one for Videl.

Wait..what?

[Lord Timaeus]

Wait..what?

Psst... go with the joke.

[goddessofanime]

I'll be the Mayuri to your Szayel, LT :P

[Lord Timaeus]

I'm honored... and apparently dead, too.

[Soluzar]

Richard Taylor
Heart Attack
11/12/07 5:00 PST
Posts a thread titled "MAGAMI NO ER WILL YOU MARRY ME?" in the Off-Topic section of AnimeNation at 4:50 PM PST
Will be banned exactly 9 minutes and 50 seconds later. The shock will give him a heart attack 10 seconds afterwards.
OK three things:

1) Whoever used my real name, thanks. That means I'm really gonna die. :crybaby:

2) Magami no ER is 14 years younger than me. NO. Also taken.

3) I'm also taken.

:P

[tenshi_a]

[looks at watch]

[thinks: I'm coming home to a dead Soluzar this evening. Noooooo!]

[realises she's calculated am/pm wrong]

Phew. He'll hopefully have gone home by then.

(Mostly doesn't want to come home to a dead Soluzar... if he's a corpse somewhere else having being banned for proposing to Megami no ER, I don't mind so much...)

EDIT:
Fortunately there are lots of Richard Taylor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Taylor)s in the world. So all we have to do is convince another one...

[fujyoshi]

I hope they drop off a cliff.

that's mean oh well.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

1) Whoever used my real name, thanks. That means I'm really gonna die. :crybaby:

That must be why they say 'Never give out your personal details over the internet.'

[Alice Catherine]

That's the least original way I've heard when it comes to proposals on the Internet.

This is how I would do it. (http://www.deathnoteonline.com/page558#entry-1194841297)

You obviously have no idea how much trouble you're in.

*thinks* No, I don't think you do.
http://www.deathnoteonline.com/page565#entry-1194868677

[fujyoshi]

That must be why they say 'Never give out your personal details over the internet.'

that's why I almost had ta brainslap my friend for making me look like an idiot

[Vaikyuko]

Yeah, Magami pointed it out to me. I was all...

"Huh? Biscuit?"

and then we decided it must have been Prons being Prons. Don't worry, Soluzar, you won't die...unless you do propose. *cracks knuckles* :P

[Lord Timaeus]

For the record, the names I used for this whole charade were done entirely on a whim. It's not supposed to mean anything, it was only done for the sake of tasteless comedy.

[ecchi]

Its been happening in MMO's for years now, the only reason this is getting any attention is becouse it's halo. expect this to pop-up on every gameing review site within the next 24 hours.

MapleStory has a marriage system...they were probably expecting these nerds to get married...

[goddessofanime]

Nothing beats weird proposals though like Trekkies.

[HSaabedra]

MapleStory has a marriage system...they were probably expecting these nerds to get married...

A sign of the endtimes. :O *goes off to make catgirl thread*

[tenshi_a]

In Final Fantasy XI you can get married and get stat bonuses when partying with your spouse... and you can play as a catgirl...

(I was a catgirl but I never got married... they didn't officially recognise same-sex marriage, you see...)

For the record, the names I used for this whole charade were done entirely on a whim. It's not supposed to mean anything, it was only done for the sake of tasteless comedy.

Killing off people for laughs isn't nice, didn't your parents ever teach you that? :P

[Magami No ER]

tasteless comedy.
The best kind of comedy...and it's in keeping with the theme of "Nerd Love".

@Biscuit-ONLY 14? xp

[goddessofanime]

For the record, the names I used for this whole charade were done entirely on a whim. It's not supposed to mean anything, it was only done for the sake of tasteless comedy.

Hey I'm flattered that you want to apparently marry me..:P

[Fobb]

Don't hate because the guy is creative. If I could I would spell out "Will you marry me?" in the blood of my enemies headshot wounds from CS.

[Old Ape Face]

Don't hate because the guy is creative. If I could I would spell out "Will you marry me?" in the blood of my enemies headshot wounds from CS.

Someone wrote Will you marry me in Bullet Holes once... Actually it was Cabuse, from Red Vrs Blue, and it was his name.

[Fobb]

Bullet holes. Anyone could do bullet holes, but if you take the time to spell it out w/ blood, then that's when you know you got a man/woman for life

[Leader Desslock]

I think this sets a disturbing precedent. Let's look at the situation:

1) A female character is deceived into going into a secluded area
2) She is greeted by a group of guys, all of whom are heavily armed
3) One of the heavily armed guys points out the fact that he's taken ALL DAY to spell out a marriage proposal in weapons in a nearby field.
4) This same armed loony expects a reply.

I don't think the term "shotgun wedding" quite sums up this situation, do you? For all she knew, there was a sniper in the trees with a bead on the back of her head. If she'd have uttered "Uh, I'll have to think about it..." he'd have given a signal and had her brains splattered all over the field. Of COURSE she accepted. It was the only way for her to get out of that field alive.

If this had happened in real life, charges of kidnapping and armed extortion would have been filed. But online? Nah. It's "cute".

Someone should'a called in an air strike.

[goddessofanime]

*gives new meaning to 'Shotgun Wedding'.

[Alice Catherine]

For the record, the names I used for this whole charade were done entirely on a whim. It's not supposed to mean anything, it was only done for the sake of tasteless comedy.

LOL. I know. I was kidding, too. :P

[Old Ape Face]

I think this sets a disturbing precedent. Let's look at the situation:

1) A female character is deceived into going into a secluded area
2) She is greeted by a group of guys, all of whom are heavily armed
3) One of the heavily armed guys points out the fact that he's taken ALL DAY to spell out a marriage proposal in weapons in a nearby field.
4) This same armed loony expects a reply.

I don't think the term "shotgun wedding" quite sums up this situation, do you? For all she knew, there was a sniper in the trees with a bead on the back of her head. If she'd have uttered "Uh, I'll have to think about it..." he'd have given a signal and had her brains splattered all over the field. Of COURSE she accepted. It was the only way for her to get out of that field alive.

If this had happened in real life, charges of kidnapping and armed extortion would have been filed. But online? Nah. It's "cute".

Someone should'a called in an air strike.

It's just a game Desslock, but knowing you I suppose getting killed in the line of duty is more important than love at first sight.

[earsofdoom]

(I was a catgirl but I never got married... they didn't officially recognise same-sex marriage, you see...)


Just pay 300 gil and take the quickest airship to Khanada and you can get married to your girl-friend.

[Leader Desslock]

...knowing you I suppose getting killed in the line of duty is more important than love at first sight.
I don't put much stock in Love At First Sight. Everybody falls in love at First Sight. It's too easy.

Love at Second Sight is only slightly more interesting, but at least it has promise. That's when you look at the Love you're feeling at First Sight and try to examine the details of what's happening. If that experience makes you experience even more Love, then it's Love at Second Sight.

Love At Third Sight is even more rare. It's the Love you feel when you examine just why you're the sort of person who perceives then things you did during your Love At Second Sight. It's the level at which you examine both yourself and your partner with a critical eye, to figure out just what it is about each of you that plucks the others' heartstrings. If, after that, you feel even more Love, then it's at Third Sight and might stand a chance at being legitimate.

Love At Fourth Sight is just silly, 'cause nobody thinks that much.

As for getting killed in the line of duty... that really doesn't sound like much of a romantic date at all. You're supposed to take your date to see Romeo and Juliet, not reenact it. Man, where do you come up with this stuff? You're never gonna get a second date if you kill her. Geez.

[Shiroiyuki]

That's when you look at the Love you're feeling at First Sight and try to examine the details of what's happening. If that experience makes you experience even more Love, then it's Love at Second Sight.
Awwwwwwww.....who's the romantic? Huh, come on, who's the romantic? You are, yes, awww. :* There you go.
You're never gonna get a second date if you kill her. Geez.

Say that to the chick from Weekend at Bernie's...eww.

[Caster13]

she was satisfied because of rigormortis

[goddessofanime]

Wow...I never would peg Dess as a romantic...

[Leader Desslock]

Scary, innit? My true nature has finally been revealed.

...either that, or I really failed in my attempt to use "first sight" as a point of departure for an extended Pratchett reference.

Oh, well. My fair Maiden of the North has graced me with a kiss, so I'm not complaining either way. :)

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...but LD IS a romantic.

remember the time you gave that girl a bouqet of Lobsters?

[Leader Desslock]

Ah, yes. We met by the sea. The daughter of a local fisherman, she'd lost a foot while working the fishing boats the previous year. "Hi, Peg," I greeted her warmly. I handed her the crustacean bouquet. Her eyes lit up and she squealed, I thought, for joy. It was only then that I noticed that I'd forgotten to band their claws.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Ah, yes. We met by the sea. The daughter of a local fisherman, she'd lost a foot while working the fishing boats the previous year. "Hi, Peg," I greeted her warmly. I handed her the crustacean bouquet. Her eyes lit up and she squealed, I thought, for joy. It was only then that I noticed that I'd forgotten to band their claws.

...'tis sad indeed. "Peg", you say? i didn't know she named her leg...

[Holy Knight]

I have a hard time thinking her acceptance of the proposal to be legitimiate. She was, after all, proposed at gunpoint.

Why does this suddenly remind me of the opening of "Kill Bill". The song goes oddly well with the situation.

Love At Fourth Sight is just silly, 'cause nobody thinks that much.

I see you still have yet to meet me. :P

I firmly believe in Love at No Sight and Love at One Sight, just to be sure they encompass all possibilities.

You know, it's not as though there's a hidden Zen message right there. I could have been writing in meta-binary. Really. I swear.

[sasami-riyo]

Wow, that is just cah-raaaazy.

[Reidar]

I would never get married or "fall in love", but if I were in a situation of proposing to somebody, in an alternate dimension, I would pop the question very creatively. In scenario-twisting circumstances like another universe, I would be supreme dictator of my own continent, so I would spell it out in nuclear fallout. There's nothing more romantic than fatal levels of gamma radiation.

[Alice Catherine]

Gee.

I wish someone, even someone on the internet, would fall in love with me on even the SIXTH sight...

[MirKz]

I hope they drop off a cliff.

Sadly there is no fall damage in halo 3.




Best response in the thread... made me laugh... LOL

[Caster13]

like i said, there are people who propose at anime conventions. sci-fi con proposals have got to be even worse. furries probably do mating calls.

[Haro!]

Gee.

I wish someone, even someone on the internet, would fall in love with me on even the SIXTH sight...
I did but you said something about calling the cops...

Seriously though, this story is gross.

[Alice Catherine]

I did but you said something about calling the cops...



MY MOM SAID SOMETHING ABOUT CALLING THE COPS. GAH. GET IT RIGHT.

And my dad and gramma would probably kill you. They don't give a damn that MY heart's been bleeding.

[Caster13]

your hearts been bleeding? how?

[goddessofanime]

Alice is being emo again.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Alice is being emo again.

...funny, i thought she always WERE.

[Alice Catherine]

Oh stop.

I'm not even emo. God. Emo is those faggy kids that dress in black all the time and think that life sucks even though their parents buy them the $50 jeans at Hot Topic.

I'm depressed. Depressed =/= emo.

[Caster13]

get kissed and that will change quick.

[Alice Catherine]

get kissed and that will change quick.

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

*insert temper tantrum*

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

*insert temper tantrum*

...no, AC. you don't need a boyfriend. you need to be "curious" with a girl first. that would make a lot of AN members VERY HAPPY.

heck, maybe you'd even love it.

[Bernard_Monsha]

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

*insert temper tantrum*

Is William Shatner your drama teacher?

[Soluzar]

Is William Shatner your drama teacher?

!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Old Ape Face]

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

*insert temper tantrum*

I'm single :P

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...aw come on now, Yuki. you'll just do ANYTHING, especially online girls.

[Old Ape Face]

...aw come on now, Yuki. you'll just do ANYTHING, especially online girls.

Uh I only do woman within 100 miles, New York you say? City? hmm Hartford Connecticut?

Beside I was just kidding :P

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Uh I only do woman within 100 miles, New York you say? City? hmm Hartford Connecticut?

Beside I was just kidding :P

...he's not kidding. he WILL do it.

someone needs to be tazed. >_<

[Old Ape Face]

...he's not kidding. he WILL do it.

someone needs to be tazed. >_<

you know at first I thought that thread said "Don't Taste Me, Bro" I was like WTF?

[Alice Catherine]

I'm single :P

*grabs arm quickly but then releases with a cry of frustration when it is realized that he was kidding*

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.


@GNK: Why don't you tell Kyuu that? O WAIT IT'S CUZ SHE LYKS ALEX!!!111
No, seriously. I am NOT doing that.

[Old Ape Face]

*grabs arm quickly but then releases with a cry of frustration when it is realized that he was kidding*

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.


@GNK: Why don't you tell Kyuu that? O WAIT IT'S CUZ SHE LYKS ALEX!!!111
No, seriously. I am NOT doing that.

We can still be friends :unsure: Unless that's not an alternative motive. :(

[MaliceDR]

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

*insert temper tantrum*
Take it from me, being single sucks sometimes. I was single for a good twenty years before I nabbed my first girlfriend.

And I freakin lift weights. I could have at least gotten myself a shallow temp floozie. I guess they just don't dig the oddballs.

Not single any more though. :P

[JoeStrummer]

Meh, bein' single is awesome, I've had enough girlfriends heh. And weekly conquests are awesome

[Soluzar]

Take it from me, being single sucks sometimes.
Not as much as being single again. If you know what I mean. I'm currently plural, but I think the time before I had my first girlfriend sucked far less than the times in between.

[MaliceDR]

Not as much as being single again.
I'm hoping that doesn't end up happening.

Though there is a hot azn across the hall I wouldn't mind plowing.

[MirKz]

I hate being single also, but at the same time its enjoyable, because you answer to NOONE... u can do who and whatever you like :P

[Old Ape Face]

I hate being single also, but at the same time its enjoyable, because you answer to NOONE... u can do who and whatever you like :P

I'm not sure I like the idea of being free to anything and anyone :unsure: besides, a girlfreind will help keep me in line.

[MaliceDR]

I'm not sure I like the idea of being free to anything and anyone :unsure: besides, a girlfreind will help keep me in line.
You want to be kept in line?

[Alice Catherine]

Take it from me, being single sucks sometimes.


Mall. Saturday night. Yeah.

I hate it when my dad makes me go to the mall on Saturday because ALL of the teenage couples are there and it makes me want to THROW something. Like break a window display and just chuck the first thing that lands in my hand.

[Old Ape Face]

You want to be kept in line?

Personally I think I would do a lot better with a girlfreind them I am right now :unsure:

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Mall. Saturday night. Yeah.

I hate it when my dad makes me go to the mall on Saturday because ALL of the teenage couples are there and it makes me want to THROW something. Like break a window display and just chuck the first thing that lands in my hand.

...sour-graping is bad. so act on it. women complain that men take too long to notice.

so, Alice. be a pioneer. go get a man. and grab em by the... uh. hmmm. appendage.

[MaliceDR]

Mall. Saturday night. Yeah.

I hate it when my dad makes me go to the mall on Saturday because ALL of the teenage couples are there and it makes me want to THROW something. Like break a window display and just chuck the first thing that lands in my hand.
Imagine going to a college with a 3.5/1 female-to-male ratio. Now imagine that practically all of the girls have boyfriends. Imagine your first semester there as a horny single male.

Welcome to my college.

[Old Ape Face]

Imagine going to a college with a 3.5/1 female-to-male ratio. Now imagine that practically all of the girls have boyfriends. Imagine your first semester there as a horny single male.

Welcome to my college.

Welcome to the world in my eyes http://209.85.48.12/6144/52/emo/bigeyes.gif

[Alice Catherine]

^Awwww. I feel bad.


But. But GNK. But all the guys that I've already done that to are afraid of me! Guys like asking girls out, not the other way around...

[Old Ape Face]

^Awwww. I feel bad.


But. But GNK. But all the guys that I've already done that to are afraid of me! Guys like asking girls out, not the other way around...

I wait for the ball to hit my glove, I don't try to get the glove to accept the ball. http://209.85.48.12/6144/52/emo/bigeyes.gif

[lunarvesperia]

Oh dear.Some people have serious problems.
Thank god i wasnt proposed like that.Yikes!

And A.C. ,i think you should just wait,your time will come too,i was late to date someone myself as well.(dont read this comment if you were kidding :P)

[Alice Catherine]

I wait for the ball to hit my glove, I don't try to get the glove to accept the ball. http://209.85.48.12/6144/52/emo/bigeyes.gif

Prophetic.

But guys still get freaked out. Alex did.

[Soluzar]

You want to be kept in line?
It's always nice to have someone to encourage you to be the best you can be. It's really easy to be lazy in life or to do things that don't represent the best you can do as a person. Having a girlfriend who will tell you that what you just did sucks, or who will be pleased when you're doing your best is pretty decent.

It's a way to remind yourself what your motivation is.

Prophetic.

But guys still get freaked out. Alex did.
Wasn't Alex the one who hit you? I'm telling ya, everyone can do better than that. You need to fix your self-esteem issues first though. Make yourself a person that is worth dating. If you don't believe in your appeal, it's not very likely anyone else will.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

It's a way to remind yourself what your motivation is.

Especially when she's three feet shorter than you and finds a way to state all of your shortcomings in the most blunt yet jagged way possible.

Cantonese women will **** you up if you don't sleep with your hands under youi ***, man.

[Alice Catherine]

Wasn't Alex the one who hit you? I'm telling ya, everyone can do better than that. You need to fix your self-esteem issues first though. Make yourself a person that is worth dating. If you don't believe in your appeal, it's not very likely anyone else will.

He didn't really...hit me. He shoved me into a wall and took me by the shoulders and shook me violently.
However if it hadn't been for Kelton and Ed he probably WOULD have hit me.

I'm not a person that is worth dating? IS IT THE ZITS?
*dies*

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Ya know it's not to hard to find a guy to date, just go up to a guy and say "Let's go on a date."

It's not like they'd say "HAHAH NO." 14 year old boys are really easy yo

[Soluzar]

He didn't really...hit me. He shoved me into a wall and took me by the shoulders and shook me violently.
Yeah... that's just as bad.

However if it hadn't been for Kelton and Ed he probably WOULD have hit me.
So... are we in agreement that this Alex isn't worth your time?

Whoever you are, whatever you look like... there's someone out there who would like you, and who is better than a guy who would hit you.

I'm not a person that is worth dating?
You can be if you want to be. It's that easy. Just decide to become that person, and the confidence will make you become that person. You've got to believe in it, and that's all. It's the easiest and the hardest thing in the world, both at once.

IS IT THE ZITS?
Dude... it's the attitude. If you can just calm down and be a bit more positive, I'm sure you'd be doing just fine. That's the only problem. What I'm trying to say is that you don't post like a person who has a lot of self-esteem. If you don't see yourself as being worth dating, nobody else will.

I can sometimes have that same problem myself to a certain extent. You've got to remember that confidence and a positive attitude is more important when choosing an attractive mate than their face or body. If you have problems with these things, you can sometimes find people who will be attracted to you in spite of that. In the long term though, that person is probably hoping you'll shape up and get confident eventually.

You're too young to really be worrying about dating though. Whoever you date at this age, it probably won't last. That's no personal reflection on you, it's just the truth about high school dating. It took me until my early twenties to find a girlfriend or the first time, and I didn't really find anyone I was really happy with until my early thirties.

I'm not saying everyone needs to wait as long as I did, but I know from experience that people become more comfortable and more confident in themselves as they get older, and that makes a relationship more fun.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...AC, you better leave that ZERO and get yo'self a HERO, girlfriend.

(snaps 3 times)

anyway. this Alex guy sounds like bad news. get someone better. better yet, get an ASIAN guy. see if that freaks them out.

[ZeroRyoko1974]

http://gamernode.com/news/5016-guy-proposes-to-girlfriend-through-halo-3-awwww/index.html

Guy proposes to his girl through Halo.



Do it like a man and use Garry's Mod. Discuss.

hahaha, she should have blasted his a$$

[Alice Catherine]

...AC, you better leave that ZERO and get yo'self a HERO, girlfriend.

(snaps 3 times)

anyway. this Alex guy sounds like bad news. get someone better. better yet, get an ASIAN guy. see if that freaks them out.

The only Asian guy I go to school with is like a brother to me and already has a girlfriend.

I just. I want a dork. I pick out dorks.

Which is why I picked out Alex.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

The only Asian guy I go to school with is like a brother to me and already has a girlfriend.

I just. I want a dork. I pick out dorks.

Which is why I picked out Alex.

...first of all, why aren't you in school?

and secondly, NO. find more Asian guys. seriously. we're out there. just waiting for a white girl to say, "hey, you wanna go out?"

the answer will always be "Yes. i would love to make out with you."

[Alice Catherine]

...first of all, why aren't you in school?

and secondly, NO. find more Asian guys. seriously. we're out there. just waiting for a white girl to say, "hey, you wanna go out?"

the answer will always be "Yes. i would love to make out with you."

LOL
Not in Boyertown, they're not.


Also I have an Early Dismissal today and tomorrow.

[Soluzar]

I just. I want a dork. I pick out dorks.
God damn it! Where the hell were you when I was 13-17 years old? :crybaby:

You know, other than only existing in potential and such.

[Alice Catherine]

God damn it! Where the hell were you when I was 13-17 years old? :crybaby:



Depends on how old you are now, really.

[Soluzar]

Depends on how old you are now, really.
*checks AC's profile*

Yeah, as I thought. You were still four years short of being born, which would have been a bit young for me. I'm really just lamenting the lack of girls with a taste for that kind of guy when I was young. I presume it's a subset of "nerdy".

It took until my twenties before the ladies started to realise the merits of Soluzar.

[Alice Catherine]

*checks AC's profile*

Yeah, as I thought. You were still four years short of being born, which would have been a bit young for me. I'm really just lamenting the lack of girls with a taste for that kind of guy when I was young. I presume it's a subset of "nerdy".

It took until my twenties before the ladies started to realise the merits of Soluzar.

Awww.

I guess I like dorks because:
1. They can keep an intelligent conversation
2. They tend to be really sweet
3. They have a lot of sexual frustration needed to be worked out
4. They won't leave because they can't get much better

[HSaabedra]

*checks AC's profile*
I presume it's a subset of "nerdy".
It took until my twenties before the ladies started to realise the merits of Soluzar.

Most nerds, dorks and geeks are generally late bloomers to the romance thing because other interests take precedence over women, even during puberty. I know when I was 15 I was so consumed by racing that I missed obvious cues from a woman that was positively infatuated with me, but I failed to see what was in front of me.

At 21 I dove into a bad relationship and lost my job, as well as my apartment because I was stupid enough to believe what the girl told me. Nerds, Geeks, and Dorks have it a bit better now, but we're not quite masters of the world yet. (Soon...very soon) Why do you think I want to make catgirls so badly? ;)

[Caster13]

im a exotic car fanatic. this can cause problems, because i consider cars very close in priority with girls. it depends on the situation. the scale will tip one way or the other.

but if you combine a girl thats into the same stuff as me, then its perfect.

[Bernard_Monsha]

It took until my twenties before the ladies started to realise the merits of Soluzar, but I still think fondly of the qute evenings I shared with my right hand.


Fixed.

I was one of those rare dorks no one picked on in high school because I would beat the **** out of you. In fact my nicknames of Chief Dork and King Loser stuck with me to this day.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...axl, this is why we need catgirls. they understand. must be that feline instinct or something...

[goddessofanime]

Dorks/geeks are sexy :P

[Alice Catherine]

Dorks/geeks are sexy :P

Why do you think I liked Cheezy so much? :)

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Dorks/geeks are sexy :P

...i heard that.

[Bernard_Monsha]

I found a picture of A.C.'s Alex.


http://boortz.com/images/funny/moms_minivan.jpg

[Alice Catherine]

I found a picture of A.C.'s Alex.


http://boortz.com/images/funny/moms_minivan.jpg

Sort of.

Not really though.

Unless you compare it to this picture:


...no wait. If I post it I'll get REPORT'D. Then I'll be SUSPEND'D.

[Holy Knight]

Fixed.

I was one of those rare dorks no one picked on in high school because I would beat the **** out of you. In fact my nicknames of Chief Dork and King Loser stuck with me to this day.

Heil Fürher Dork!

On a more serious note, I'm pleased to see that nerds are getting the attention they deserve, even though it may be as late bloomers.

I also agree with Axl X in the sense that nerds are more focused on what they like at the moment in their teen years than in the advances of females. I know I was one of them since I was completely clueless about the intentions of many of them, some of which went to near blatant "how-can-you-see-that-and-not-get-a-clue?". I just thought they wanted to annoy and bug me. Some were quite pretty and smart, too. Shame on me.

Well, that's about to change now that I'm getting into my twenties. They'll see that there are still true gentlemen in this world that can be my age.

[JoeStrummer]

I'm a nerd, a badass sexy nerd. Wanna travel to Canada Alice, you can be my next conquest

[Alice Catherine]

I'm a nerd, a badass sexy nerd. Wanna travel to Canada Alice, you can be my next conquest

I SPEAK FRENCH I AM SO GOING TO CANADA.

Woot.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I'm a nerd, a badass sexy nerd. Wanna travel to Canada Alice, you can be my next conquest

...joe, you're prolly just like me - a man ho.

that's right. man ho. every week is a conquest. i feel to dirty, but i can't help it if i want to please women.

but please. don't touch alice. she's way too young. and she's still growing up.

[JoeStrummer]

I can show you how dissapointing sex actually is, hah! An I know very little french, so it's not like you have to know it heh

EDIT: Haha, actually after the first few girlfriends, I said eff it, an became a man ho :P. Haha, like I'd ever do that, even if it was plausible, I just like screwin with their heads? I'm a horrible man

[Alice Catherine]

^I have to go find your picture in the picture thread now...

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...joe's a punk. alice is emo.

i can see a match made in heaven. go in peace.

[Alice Catherine]

He's so CUTE. :wub:

[JoeStrummer]

Heh, that's a horrible match. And I used to be a punker, I'd like to think I'm a Rude Boy now? Not to mention, I'm what, almost 20?

^ HAHAHA

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Heh, that's a horrible match. And I used to be a punker, I'd like to think I'm a Rude Boy now? Not to mention, I'm what, almost 20?

^ HAHAHA

...almost 20?

"Have a seat please. My name is Chris Hansen. i think you know why i'm here."

[JoeStrummer]

Ok, well I'm like 8 months away heh, but I feel old anyway. I have no idea why your here, probably cause I don't know Chris Hansen. I'm guessin it's a ped joke

[Alice Catherine]

...
...

I wouldn't call Chris Hansen on a 19 year old. Even though I have his name on speedial.

[JoeStrummer]

Hey, c'mon heh, bein' 19 has it's perks. I can show you a way better time than all the old guys here. An in Canada you don't need to be 21 to go anywhere hah

[Soluzar]

Ok, well I'm like 8 months away heh, but I feel old anyway. I have no idea why your here, probably cause I don't know Chris Hansen. I'm guessin it's a ped joke
Hansen presents a segment on Dateline NBC called "To Catch a Predator" in which he sets up a sting operation to catch pedophiles using the internet to attract potential victims.

[Alice Catherine]

Hey, c'mon heh, bein' 19 has it's perks. I can show you a way better time than all the old guys here. An in Canada you don't need to be 21 to go anywhere hah

I know. That's why I'd never report you.

Me=Desperate

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...Joe. just letting you know. she just turned 14.

have fun.

[goddessofanime]

They don't get NBC in Canada?

[JoeStrummer]

Haha, I know, I'm just joking. An anyway, I won't touch anyone who's desperate. Oh we do, I just don't watch tv, can't afford it with my stupidly over priced rent

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Haha, I know, I'm just joking. An anyway, I won't touch anyone who's desperate. Oh we do, I just don't watch tv, can't afford it with my stupidly over priced rent

...damn. i'm sorry Alice. i guess it's back to hicksville for you.

i think there are still Asians around...

[JoeStrummer]

Heh, an I think you underestimate how pedophilic Alberta is, with the legal age of consent at 14

[Alice Catherine]

...damn. i'm sorry Alice. i guess it's back to hicksville for you.

i think there are still Asians around...

*sniffle*

WAAAAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!:crybaby:

[JoeStrummer]

Don't cry, I'll sexually comfort you over the internet?

[Alice Catherine]

Don't cry, I'll sexually comfort you over the internet?

*sniffle* Whatever.

*goes inside to eat ANOTHER pint of ice cream*

[HSaabedra]

They don't get NBC in Canada?

Not unless they live near the US border to leech off Seattle, The Michigan U.P., or Upstate NY. Another way to get American broadcasts in Canadia is through DirecTV. NBC is an American network after all.

[goddessofanime]

With all of this hitting on AC, I'm surprised Haro isn't here. Or my boy LT.

[Alice Catherine]

Or my boy LT.

YOUR boy?

YOUR boy?

Excuse me, I don't think I heard you right.

[JoeStrummer]

Fight!

I dunno, I live in northern Alberta an we still get it with satalite, I just don't have tv right now

[Alice Catherine]

I cannot WAIT until December 7th. MAYBE WHEN HE SEES HIS KID HE WON'T GO OFF WITH OTHER GIRLS.

[goddessofanime]

Well...he did propose to me via a death note...:P

[Alice Catherine]

Well...he did propose to me via a death note...:P

LET'S GO, GIRLFRIEND.

IT IS SO ON.

IT IS OOOOOON.

IT'S ON!

*takes off jacket and sneakers, replacing the sneakers with combat boots*

[JoeStrummer]

Those are heavy, why don't you take off everything an make it all a little more interesting...on the internet

[Old Ape Face]

Now I'm Curious if I should have said I was kidding about wanting to be Alice's boyfriend :unsure: :shifty: She wants to strike fear in the hearts of men? :P I say bring it on.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...wait. GoA and AC, going at it?

my money is on the catgirl maid.

[Alice Catherine]

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO, GIRL! TAKIN' MY BABY DADDY LIKE THAT! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?


*insert VH1 dating show-esque argument here*

[Sendo Takeshi]

*sniffle* Whatever.

*goes inside to eat ANOTHER pint of ice cream*

HAHA! Fatty.

[MaliceDR]

What, Alice is shooting for an Asian? We white boys need lovin too!

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...its about time AC aimed for some Asian dudes.

what can i say. if a chick's desperate, an Asian guy is always on call.

[MaliceDR]

...its about time AC aimed for some Asian dudes.

what can i say. if a chick's desperate, an Asian guy is always on call.
I wish my gf was asian. :(

[JoeStrummer]

Haha, what an insulting thing to say to your girlfriend. Honey...I wish you were Asian

[Alice Catherine]

...its about time AC aimed for some Asian dudes.

what can i say. if a chick's desperate, an Asian guy is always on call.

If you can find me one go ahead because I don't even care anymore.

I tried joining that "ESpintheBottle" crap but you have to do like 10 different sponsors to unlock everything...

[JoeStrummer]

Heh, your 14, I have no idea why you want a boyfriend so much. I'm guessin' your just horny...

[lunarvesperia]

^indeed.
Its different to say:i would like an Asian girlfriend,than your 'already' girlfriend to be Asian <.<

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Heh, your 14, I have no idea why you want a boyfriend so much. I'm guessin' your just horny...

...that she is. tsk.

kids these days...

[Sendo Takeshi]

Heh, your 14, I have no idea why you want a boyfriend so much. I'm guessin' your just horny...

Gotta start somewhere eventually.

[Alice Catherine]

Heh, your 14, I have no idea why you want a boyfriend so much. I'm guessin' your just horny...

No, that's not true. I'm just really emotional and lonely and what-not.

[MaliceDR]

^indeed.
Its different to say:i would like an Asian girlfriend,than your 'already' girlfriend to be Asian <.<
Well she's a nice catch in practically every other field. :P

[lunarvesperia]

Well she's a nice catch in practically every other field. :P
Ah so it goes:if only you were Asian..you would be perfect!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JoeStrummer]

^^ Your a horrible man heh

I guess you do, but 14 isn't really the age to try to get with random guys. It's all in your head heh, relationships are overated

[Leader Desslock]

I tried joining that "ESpintheBottle" crap but you have to do like 10 different sponsors to unlock everything...
And you did this ... with some sort of mistaken believe that this would find you companionship? :unsure:

Oh, gods. What are they teaching kids these days... Oh! I know! Powerpoint. Thats right. So that kids can get up and narrate slide cards, rather than learn how to actually present information to human beings.

Alice, no offense, but you're a kid. You wouldn't be mature enough to handle a real relationship if you found one anyway, so just enjoy being a kid while it lasts. Quit being negative, enjoy life, pursue your interests. You'll find that living fully and with confidence will make you attractive to anyone you might want to meet. Pouting and making stupid emo rants doesn't make you look attractive, it makes you look desperate. And the only people who find desperate attractive are the ones you don't want to attract.

I'd tell you to "grow up", but in this instance, it seems like you're trying to do that without aving the faintest clue what it means. So I'll say instead, "Enjoy being a kid." Seriously.

[lunarvesperia]

I guess you do, but 14 isn't really the age to try to get with random guys. It's all in your head heh, relationships are overated


^or you can fall in a guy that proposes to marry him through Super Mario or something.
Priceless,really :P

[MaliceDR]

^or you can fall in a guy that proposes to marry him through Super Mario or something.
Priceless,really :P
... And the thread comes full circle.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

^or you can fall in a guy that proposes to marry him through Super Mario or something.
Priceless,really :P

...is THAT how you got proposed to?

[lunarvesperia]

...is THAT how you got proposed to?

NO.
It was an example.I was proposed traditional way-rings,restaurants etc. (thank GOD).:P
But i guess the girl that was proposed through Halo,really liked it. Since she was a nerd-loved the game too :P

[goddessofanime]

LET'S GO, GIRLFRIEND.

IT IS SO ON.

IT IS OOOOOON.

IT'S ON!

*takes off jacket and sneakers, replacing the sneakers with combat boots*


TAKE OFF YOUR WEAVE! *spits*

(Just kidding. NY joke..AC would know what it means)

In all joking aside, I strangely understand what AC is going thru. When I was 14, I wanted a boyfriend because all my other friends were starting to date.

Enjoy yourself A.C. You're only 14. Don't push for dating so much and for God's sake, don't date boys who like to push you into walls. I'd hate for you to become a statistic. There's nothing wrong with late blossoming.

[MaliceDR]

TAKE OFF YOUR WEAVE! *spits*

(Just kidding. NY joke..AC would know what it means)

In all joking aside, I strangely understand what AC is going thru. When I was 14, I wanted a boyfriend because all my other friends were starting to date.

Enjoy yourself A.C. You're only 14. Don't push for dating so much and for God's sake, don't date boys who like to push you into walls. I'd hate for you to become a statistic. There's nothing wrong with late blossoming.
Just don't wait until your 20.

[Lord Timaeus]

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO, GIRL! TAKIN' MY BABY DADDY LIKE THAT! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?


*insert VH1 dating show-esque argument here*

...............

.......................

.............................

I swear, if AC starts singing Avril Lavigne songs in this thread, I'm eloping with Videl. Don't think I can't do it; she has to go back to the Seattle area some time, and when that happens, BANG! ZOOM! Geneon's gone to the moon!

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...LK, you're better off with Videl. even though i may not want it, you can have her.

because she deserves better.

so i can have AC...kekekekekee...

[goddessofanime]

Awww...geez...thanks a helluva lot.







just kidding. I have Axl. :P

[The Million Dollar Prons]

No, that's not true. I'm just really emotional and lonely and what-not.

You DO know that you can't have a satisfying relationship with other people if you can't even have a relationship with yourself? It'd be like trying to build a mansion on weak foundry or something.

[Lord Timaeus]

You DO know that you can't have a satisfying relationship with other people if you can't even have a relationship with yourself? It'd be like trying to build a mansion on weak foundry or something.

Hey, if it worked for Swamp Castle... albeit in four tries...

[JoeStrummer]

Before you love someone, please love yourself, gotta take it easy

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Before you love someone, please love yourself, gotta take it easy

...psh. tell that to AC. i think she needs to love herself a little more.

wait. is it ok to say that? whatever.

[JoeStrummer]

Haha, I'm sure she won't mind, I mean she takes the emo title for herself. An that was aimed at her anyway

[Leader Desslock]

wait. is it ok to say that? whatever.
As long as Haro! didn't say it, we should be fine.

[Alice Catherine]

...............

.......................

.............................

I swear, if AC starts singing Avril Lavigne songs in this thread, I'm eloping with Videl. Don't think I can't do it; she has to go back to the Seattle area some time, and when that happens, BANG! ZOOM! Geneon's gone to the moon!

I will follow you there. I WILL WALK THERE WITH THE BABY, HONEY, DON'T THINK I WON'T.


((I am now Buddha's crazy ex.))