!Danger!: Beware of Falling................Cows

[Bernard_Monsha]

I blame George Bush and global warming!


Danger: Beware of Falling Cows (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8SOB4UG0&show_article=1)

Nov 6 02:27 PM US/Eastern

MANSON, Wash. (AP) - Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel when their minivan was struck by a falling object—a 600-pound cow.

The Eversons were unhurt but the cow, which had fallen off a cliff, had to be euthanized.

The year-old cow fell about 200 feet from the cliff and landed on the hood of the couple's minivan, causing heavy damage.

A Chelan County fire chief, Arnold Baker, said the couple missed being killed by a matter of inches in the accident Sunday on a highway near Manson.

The Eversons, visiting the area from their home in Westland, Mich., to celebrate their first wedding anniversary, were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.

Everson, 49, said he didn't see the cow falling and didn't know what happened until afterward.

He said he kept repeating: "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."

[Animematt55]

It's EARTHWORM JIM'S DOING!

[Leader Desslock]

Well, it looks like they've finally confirmed what evolutionary scientists have long suspected: cows are poorly designed to be creatures of the air.

This could set evolutionary science back for days... weeks, even. Well... hours, anyway.

[Lord Timaeus]

Oh damn, horrible Adam Sandler movie flashback...

[Bernard_Monsha]

Well, it looks like they've finally confirmed what evolutionary scientists have long suspected: cows are poorly designed to be creatures of the air.

This could set evolutionary science back for days... weeks, even. Well... hours, anyway.

Why it is proof that intellegent design and intellegent falling meet!


You know I would have loved to hear their conversation with the insurence agent.

[Tuna]

Fetche la vache!
XDD

[Bernard_Monsha]

No stereotypical Frenchmen with trebuchets were sited in the area.

[Leader Desslock]

...and although they're wanted for questioning, I hear that nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition... <rimshot>

[Kenpachi]

It's EARTHWORM JIM'S DOING!

:lol: awesome. i loved that game.

No stereotypical Frenchmen with trebuchets were sited in the area.

what? same to you desslock.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

No stereotypical Frenchmen with trebuchets were sited in the area.

...and although they're wanted for questioning, I hear that nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition... <rimshot>

...awesome. i was thinking the same thing.

though a hamster and a person smelling of elderberries were detained for questioning.

[Kenpachi]

what the hell are you people........wait. ooooohhh i get it, MONTY PYTHON.

[earsofdoom]

At least we know that in fact the cow did indeed jump over the moon, it just sadly didn't survive the trip back.

[VidelCoolGirl]

At least we know that in fact the cow did indeed jump over the moon, it just sadly didn't survive the trip back.

:lol: Best one so far. This post is approved by Videl the S-Mod.

[Kenpachi]

whats an S-Mod?

[VidelCoolGirl]

I'm one of the few that holds the mighty banhammer.

[Kenpachi]

damn videl, how did you move up so far in this forum?

[VidelCoolGirl]

damn videl, how did you move up so far in this forum?
Uhh, not to hijack the thread, but yeah, it took five years?

[Lord Timaeus]

You know, it just occured to me that you started your mod career in the RPG Area, to which you wouldn't have been a part of if it weren't for my (and Furuba's) part in the Destiny High RPG. So, my gas-price-inflated ego is telling me that I made you the mod you are today, therefore I should have some share in the custody of your S-Mod powers. Before you refuse, keep in mind I have a team of lawyers locked in my basement for purposes such as this, and I'm not afraid to use them.

[RPGQueen]

:lol: That's amazing. "The sky is falling, the sky is falling, no wait it's just a freaken cow"

[Broand]

Whoops! Sorry, That was just my Cattlepult.

[Yukimura-Sanada]

Ok Kenny, knock it off with the Cow Launcher already <_<

When you get Cow Tipping and rock wall repelling up this is what happens.

[Holy Knight]

"My dear Watson, I believe we have a case of bovine intervention right here."

"Listen to the toll of the Cowbell. It may save your life."

"So there I was driving along with not a care in the world until I hear this faint sound growing louder and louder going "moooooooooooo" and BAM! I get a cowbomb on top of my car. Crazy Frenchmen."

This one has too many opportunities. :lol:

[Fobb]

That's something to brag to your friends about...

[fujyoshi]

I'm one of the few that holds the mighty banhammer.

yay for the ban hammer I used it to brain slap my friend once xD

falling cows O________O I don't know what to think of that except that they might not have strong legs anymore ._.

[Yukimura-Sanada]

That's something to brag to your friends about...

Hey Jim guess what happened to me today...

[tenshi_a]

I bet at the top of the cliff were a bunch of drunken college students yelling "geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo!".

Cow tipping.... never done it personally....

[Bernard_Monsha]

At least we know that in fact the cow did indeed jump over the moon, it just sadly didn't survive the trip back.

No it committed suicide because it was not a California Cow.

[Yukimura-Sanada]

I bet at the top of the cliff were a bunch of drunken college students yelling "geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo!".

Cow tipping.... never done it personally....

According to the comments a group of people on ATVs scared the cow off the cliff.

[Kenpachi]

No it committed suicide because it was not a California Cow.

:lol: nice one.

[Tom Servo]

According to the comments a group of people on ATVs scared the cow off the cliff.
Not that I have any beef with them, but are those people going to be udder arrest for the moorder of that cow?

[Kenpachi]

^good pun.

this thread is gonna last awhile.

[Bernard_Monsha]

This comes around the 40th anniversary of the USSR sending several cows into orbit, Pravda proudly reported it as "The herd shot round the world."

rimshot.

[Leader Desslock]

Local authorities have organized a steak-out of the area. According to a spokesman for the unit assigned to the taskforce, "If anyone else tries to throw a cow off a cliff, they'll have no place to hide."

[Kenpachi]

"Honey, your cousin is gonna have our hides for not being able to make the wedding next week."

[Ikari Warrior]

http://www.geocities.com/simpsovegan/s7/3f03/3f03d2.jpg

[Bernard_Monsha]

You know what is realy a shame, she had just signed a contract for a new talk show and she has to go jump off a cliff into an SUV. She thought kids were in it and she was hungry.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

You know what is realy a shame, she had just sgned a contract for a new talk showand she has to go jump off a cliff into an SUV. She thought kids were in it and she was hungry.

.../rimshot

(filler)

[Alice Catherine]

You know what is realy a shame, she had just signed a contract for a new talk show and she has to go jump off a cliff into an SUV. She thought kids were in it and she was hungry.

Sigged. (filla)

[Yukito Kunisaki]

Holy Cow.

(Filler.)

[Midoriko87]

*Wipes brows* Whew!! If that had been a pig, I'd be so obligated to pay out a LOT of tai.. talismans, I mean! :shifty: When will these fools realize that the only Magic lies in the teachings of our Lord and Saviour, Jay-soo Chrees?!! And that Magic is called "LOVE"!! :D Goal for tomorrow, find a new way to reject persons!! "Yea, maybe when something that's never ever gonna happen happens!" My schedule for Thursday is now open!

Seriously, glad that couple is alright. I'm a big believer in signs and Witch Medicine and junk like that, so I think this may have been a warning or somethin'. "Get a divorce, and I'll F'Ing kill you!" The extremes one supernatural being will go to in order to preserve the sanctity of marriage, it's commendable! :ssj: Poor bovine. :( Either that, or their marriage is destined to end in Tragedy! GIVE LOVE A CHANCE!! :crybaby: Really hoping it's not that second one...

[blackknight]

Damn you people who beat me to the punch with the Monty Python references! That's MY job, damn it!

[Yukimura-Sanada]

Damn you people who beat me to the punch with the Monty Python references! That's MY job, damn it!

Would you have proffered a swallow with a coconut land on their car instead?

[Kagura]

Whoops! Sorry, That was just my Cattlepult.

Actually, I think you mean its the "cowapult"! :P lol!

I laughed like crazy when I read that article! Well, now that the cow was euthanized, I wonder what they will do with or what they did with the carcass? Made it into meat? :P I guess you could say it was the "Attack of the flying Steaks!" Or you could say that cows are finally attacking us humans because we steal their milk, we slaughter and butcher them, and then we end up eating them! So now they want revenge for all of their relatives we ate! :lol:

I am also wondering what the insurance man or woman had to say about that incident! :P

[Leader Desslock]

Would you have proffered a swallow with a coconut land on their car instead?
African or European?

[blackknight]

Would you have proffered a swallow with a coconut land on their car instead?

No, I'd rather know whether the cow weighed the same as a duck, so I could know if it was made of wood, and therefore a witch.

[Leader Desslock]

^ So for you, it's not only important to know that it was a cow; you want to know witch cow it was?

[blackknight]

Precisely!

[Kagura]

This also reminds me of that movie Twister where the cow flies past the windshield of their truck and then it flies by it again! :P

[Bernard_Monsha]

Would this not be a divine sign pointing to the truth that "Blessed are the Cheese Makers" though you can't take it literally, so all makers of dairy products.

[Kagura]

^ True. I know I love my fair share of dairy products not to mention I love beef! :P (In a serious sense! lol )

[blackknight]

Would this not be a divine sign pointing to the truth that "Blessed are the Cheese Makers" though you can't take it literally, so all makers of dairy products.

*twitch* Must...resist...