Happy birthday Middy

[Nano]

happy birthday and merry go tidings from your biggerst fan!
I hope you have a sutible party considering your age

So you have to at least try to get drunk, or sober...whichever one you aren't right now I think.

:cake:

[Caster13]

Midoriko....Saturday night.....birthday....yep he/she is drunk. so expect any posts tomorrow to be extra cynical and sarcastic, due to one massive hangover.:lol:

[Lord Timaeus]

Justice. Absolute. Justice.

I warned you, Mido-chan, that resistance would be futile, and now the angels of death descend upon you even further as they have with me just three days ago (as of the actual birthdate). How does it feel to finally briefly taste the sweet release of... the sweet release? Have you now the slightest idea of the stench of God's incompetence? Or have you merely been entangled in the suspense that you will soon dine in hell in a more epic manner than any scantily-clad warrior could ever achieve?

Nevertheless, my advice to you is plain and simple: enjoy your youthful culture while you still can, because your life won't always be about your newfangled iPhones or your Blu-Ray Discs or your gothic platform boots or your Vitaminwater, etc. Of course, my case is different: as an Amish I don't technically have a clue with any of the aforementioned stuff, and once I'm killed by my fellow Amish I'll have a guaranteed spot in the hit reality show, "The Real World: Beyond the Real World." I'll have my own harem of Angel girls, and the sex will be beyond comprehension as we'd have no physical body to limit ourselves. What will you have, Mido-chan? That would be telling.

Happy 20th. You're gonna remember it.

[Holy Knight]

Ah, Midoriko. She who types as though witht he very energy of a radiant Sun, only twice moreso as the mind's eye can concieve.

Keep up the posts that have us reeling at every word, don't become cranky in that old age and please do give us the joy of experiencing your Drunk Typing as I am currently doing you such a favourable Gift of such. O Ye! I'd not jest's'such 'f it weren't for the simple fact 't'weren't such truth as no one eye that pays a wand'ring visit as can be seen inserted within this text (can ye make sense of such?).

Aye, glorify that 20th for it comes but once (every 20 years, but I digress)! BECOME 20 and do not TURN 20! I don't want bad, smelly cheese out of you, y'know? Anyway, enough of my rambling. I wish thee a very merry Happy Birthday!

And to boot, I add in the obligatory :birthday:

[Chousho]

Midoriko ages like fine wine.

Of course, I say this as being someone who doesn't really drink wine, so read into it what you will.

Happy Birthday, and may your conquest of earth someday be realized.

[Gray]

Just think, one more year and you can 'legally' drink! Lucky you!

Now then, i only request....that you send me presents when its my birthday...you know...since i posted in your Bday thread and whatnot...:naughty:

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Justice. Absolute. Justice.

I warned you, Mido-chan, that resistance would be futile, and now the angels of death descend upon you even further as they have with me just three days ago (as of the actual birthdate). How does it feel to finally briefly taste the sweet release of... the sweet release? Have you now the slightest idea of the stench of God's incompetence? Or have you merely been entangled in the suspense that you will soon dine in hell in a more epic manner than any scantily-clad warrior could ever achieve?

Nevertheless, my advice to you is plain and simple: enjoy your youthful culture while you still can, because your life won't always be about your newfangled iPhones or your Blu-Ray Discs or your gothic platform boots or your Vitaminwater, etc. Of course, my case is different: as an Amish I don't technically have a clue with any of the aforementioned stuff, and once I'm killed by my fellow Amish I'll have a guaranteed spot in the hit reality show, "The Real World: Beyond the Real World." I'll have my own harem of Angel girls, and the sex will be beyond comprehension as we'd have no physical body to limit ourselves. What will you have, Mido-chan? That would be telling.

Happy 20th. You're gonna remember it.

...She's only two days younger than you.

Midoriko....Saturday night.....birthday....yep he/she is drunk. so expect any posts tomorrow to be extra cynical and sarcastic, due to one massive hangover Could you imagine what she might do to us drunk?!

Back away from the keyboard and we'll give you presents

(>O_O)>[Crazy purple Knockout gas]

It's a surprise. And here's a gif

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o173/KatayokunoTenshi_01/Emoticon/Omedetou.gif
Congratulations!

And now for something completely different:

[VidelCoolGirl]

You know we all love you. Sure, maybe not as much as they love me, the Alpha Mod, but damn close. Your smarmy attitude and unusual use of expletives will go down in AN history. Happy B-Day.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Happy birthday out in Deliverance Land!

[Tidusauron12]

Y'know... I don't know you well... I've spoken to you about once... I think it was about Crayon Shin-Chan... Yeah! Crayon Shin-Chan! The episode with all teh "hot-damns!" and teh "Run like the little bastard you are!" Yeah, OK! I remember!

Anyways, you probably would be a good friend of mine if we talked more so here ya' go:

WINDSCAR! ^_^

(That's a happy WINDSCAR by the way, because there's a smiley at the end, there. Hint: It'll give you more than scars from wind if you use it right :naughty: ). :lol:

[kiyomi]

:birthday: Happy Birthday Midorikosan!!:birthday:


I hope you have a super, wonderful Birthday today!!


Enjoy!!!!!:cheers:


(From the Snot-nosed Brat.):heart:

[tori-chan]

best wishes! :))

[gameoffreak8]

Happy Birthday, Midoriko!

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Happy Birthday even though i can never stand to read any of your posts because you use that goofy font I've grown accustom to your avatar and simpsons quotes.

[Gibb]

Happy Birthday

[Caster13]

where the hell are you????:huh:

[tenshi_a]

Oh, I don't think I'd be able to keep up with this thread...

Happy Birthday, Midoriko! :birthday:

[333jeffery]

Cheers, Mido! You crazy girl.....

[Midoriko87]

Gee, this thread is really somethin'. Today was an Otherwise crappy birthday, but thanks to you guys it's even crappier!! Hmm, I guess I should've unmitted that "Otherwise."

Aw, you guys know I'm kidding (not really), and "thanks" are in order.

@Nano: Girl Tojo, you're, like, my legacy or somethin'. When I first met you, you were spineless and squishable (or squashable) like a caterpillar. But now look at you, all heartless and stuff. You'd have no qualms about selling even me to a rough chick named Molly in exchange for a cigarette butt.

@Kenpachi: Dammit Kenpachi, how long have we been together (Never?), and you still don't know squat-diddly (or diddly-squat) about me!! I don't drink!! I've never drank, and I really have no intentions to ever start. Yup, I'm drier than Madonna's... "Midoriko, you're a NARC!!" Nuh-uh!! I mean, you guys drunk aren't even half as fun as me sober, so what's the point?

@Lord Timaeus: According to Oprah, 50 is the new 30. So, this obviously means a person needs to subtract 20 years from her current age to get her true age. But, of course, she'll need at least two decades under her belt, or else she'll be re-wombed. Therefore, I'm only 0 Years Old. And, this only applies to chicks, of course. ^_^

@Holy Knight: So, that's you drunk, HK? Annoying, very annoying, but still amusing... Don't worry, I'm forever young, and I don't see myself doing anything in the foreseeable future which'll lead to me secreting smelly cheese. That reminds me of one of my more memorable posts on here... A-tee-hee-hee, Legion of Doom. Luckily, I erased it before anyone saw it.

@Chousho: You and Babylon the Great will be spared when the Invading Aliens of 2010 invade... We Other Gendered persons gotta look out for one another, you know? Although, I'm kinda-sorta two-gendered... that counts right?

@Haru!: FMH, I'm two steps ahead of you!! I convinced this Lady of the Night to sell me her panties. I don't know much about the human mating process, but I think there's some "gooduns" in these drawers. Somethin' is a-squirming and the odors are very pungent. I saw part of this documentary on the National Geographic Channel, and in order to "get laid," you must deposit your genetic material in the seat of the panties. *Sigh* This is all so overwhelming, I had become so accustomed to your Virgin Glow.

@KatayokuのTenshi: *Blissful Exhale* Tenshi, you're gonna make such a nice Sugar Baby (pedo). You know, I think I'm really rubbin' off on you. In fact, you might just be the next "Girl Tojo," 'cept you'll get "benefits," *Hint Hint* That prostitute was having a buy one get one free offer.

@VidelLameGirl: You dare show your avatar in my B-Day thread?!! You're not welcome here!! I will prove that I am just as good a ninja as you even if I don't have ninjutsu or genjutsu!! Damn, I need to have my eyebrows arched...

@Bernard_Monsha: Monsha, why you always hatin' on Georgia? So, you went campin' and a friend or two got anally raped and/or murdered... Hmm, have some chicken and waffles!

@Tidusauron12: You know, we'd probably be good friends if you didn't have that Inuyasha avatar and a 12 at the end of your name!! :P Kiddin', you're pretty cool, kid, thanks for the Wishing Well...

@kiyomi: This woman here is a real gem. What could I possibly say about her which isn't already written in the Bible?!! Joking, Joking, lay down your skillet, O Wise Jailbait Elder!!

@tori-chan: tori-chan, my Main Man!! Yea, thanks, friendly stranger from your strange friend.

@gameoffreak8: You just being here makes it happy. Okay, I'm lying out of my Bong-Hole, but thanks, anywayz.

@Prons: Gee, Prons. You being AN's leading authority on Afro-Americans and all, I would've thought you'd have picked up some "cool" from your studies. You're undeserving of that Avatar!! Thanks for the post, now get the Hell out of my Thread!! :angry:

@Gibb: I seen what ya done there. Very nice!! You're now the new Prons!! :thumbsup:

@tenshi_a: You crazy Brit, you!! I'd bash you, but living in that Hell Hole you call a country is punishment enough. Kidding, you people introduced me to "U," and I love him with all my heart. And, you're pretty cool... for a nerdy English chick (which is still pretty cool in my book)... I mean, you'll never be as cool as Nano or somebody like that, you know, 'cause of your location...

@333jeffery: Didn't I tell you I only roll with full hellions? Well, I guess it's alright for you to stay, today, but tomorrow, I'd better not see you around the Off-Topic Discussion Forum!! :angry:

[Gray]

Pffft, made you your VERY OWN BIRTHDAY THREAD and it took you this long to post in it. Tsk tsk. :doh:

[Ikari Warrior]

Happy Birthday oh rambly one. One of these days, I'll actually READ your posts, rather than skim them ^_^.

[Bernard_Monsha]

@Bernard_Monsha: Monsha, why you always hatin' on Georgia? So, you went campin' and a friend or two got anally raped and/or murdered... Hmm, have some chicken and waffles!


Chicken and Waffles is from L.A. heretic!

[VidelCoolGirl]

@VidelLameGirl: You dare show your avatar in my B-Day thread?!! You're not welcome here!! I will prove that I am just as good a ninja as you even if I don't have ninjutsu or genjutsu!! Damn, I need to have my eyebrows arched...


So what now? You gonna go all ninja emo on me? Sad that they chose me over you? Trust me chickee, you're just as awesome as I. In fact, you were the one I shaped my person around. Your articulate, cynical, hilarious postings made me smile and feel all warm inside. It usually caused me the need of a shower afterwards. Even though you don't drink, curse much, or even have a life, you always will be the other Alpha....something on these forums. And remember, I only hand out this title so that its valid only on B-days. I'm considering making it a perma.

[Chousho]

@Chousho: You and Babylon the Great will be spared when the Invading Aliens of 2010 invade... We Other Gendered persons gotta look out for one another, you know? Although, I'm kinda-sorta two-gendered... that counts right?

Huzzah~ I suppose we can take in an extraly gendered one with our otherly gendered. It's like kissing cousins. Only with less incest.

[Caster13]

well i havent been in conversation with you often.....your right, like a couple times-_-;. but seeing your personallity, i tried to make a joke.

[SDAnimeFan]

Happy Birthday!

[Gannon]

yadhtrib yppaH

Hurry up and have my child already.

[Rain]

Happy birthday my lover. :birthday:

I'm keeping the birthday wish short and sweet, because I'm saving the scandalous stuff for later. :teehee:

P.S. I'll be sure to keep you up all night... :naughty:

[Soluzar]

Hey! It's that crazy girl's birthday!?!? Merry Birthday, Crazy Girl! I was doing something more important than wishing you a Merry Birthday yesterday, but I figure that late is better than never?

(Whaddya mean "no, GTFO?")

This thread is pretty legendary. However, I offer one piece of advice along with my best wishes. You may be out of luck with Katayoku no Tenshi. Just a hunch. I could be wrong, but take it as you will. :lol:

In any case, Merry Friggin' Birthday, Midori-whatshername. Try using the default font to celebrate the occasion. It'll make it feel special. Trust me. It'll be almost as special as if I actually remembered your name. That would be pretty special. It ain't gonna happen though! :P

(The aforegoing irritating font brought to you in honour of Midori-whatshername. :P)

(PS: All in fun, Mido. You know I <3 ya.)

[Leader Desslock]

I wonder... did anyone think to get her a new font for her birthday? That old Georgia's looking a little ratty on the edges.

Anyhoo, I hope you had a joyous... um... *looks it up* Women's Equality Day? Arbor Day Eve? I dunno. Something that involves sowing seeds. Or sewing sídhe. :unsure:

EDIT: Damn, I wore the same font Soluzar wore. Oh, this is embarassing....

[Broand]

Happy birthday to the person whos typing melts my brain :P

[Gibb]

@Gibb: I seen what ya done there. Very nice!! You're now the new Prons!! :thumbsup:

My life is now complete. :thumbsup:

[SlackerDude]

Gee, this thread is really somethin'. Today was an Otherwise crappy birthday, but thanks to you guys it's even crappier!! Hmm, I guess I should've unmitted that "Otherwise."

Aw, you guys know I'm kidding (not really), and "thanks" are in order.

@Nano: Girl Tojo, you're, like, my legacy or somethin'. When I first met you, you were spineless and squishable (or squashable) like a caterpillar. But now look at you, all heartless and stuff. You'd have no qualms about selling even me to a rough chick named Molly in exchange for a cigarette butt.

@Kenpachi: Dammit Kenpachi, how long have we been together (Never?), and you still don't know squat-diddly (or diddly-squat) about me!! I don't drink!! I've never drank, and I really have no intentions to ever start. Yup, I'm drier than Madonna's... "Midoriko, you're a NARC!!" Nuh-uh!! I mean, you guys drunk aren't even half as fun as me sober, so what's the point?

@Lord Timaeus: According to Oprah, 50 is the new 30. So, this obviously means a person needs to subtract 20 years from her current age to get her true age. But, of course, she'll need at least two decades under her belt, or else she'll be re-wombed. Therefore, I'm only 0 Years Old. And, this only applies to chicks, of course. ^_^

@Holy Knight: So, that's you drunk, HK? Annoying, very annoying, but still amusing... Don't worry, I'm forever young, and I don't see myself doing anything in the foreseeable future which'll lead to me secreting smelly cheese. That reminds me of one of my more memorable posts on here... A-tee-hee-hee, Legion of Doom. Luckily, I erased it before anyone saw it.

@Chousho: You and Babylon the Great will be spared when the Invading Aliens of 2010 invade... We Other Gendered persons gotta look out for one another, you know? Although, I'm kinda-sorta two-gendered... that counts right?

@Haru!: FMH, I'm two steps ahead of you!! I convinced this Lady of the Night to sell me her panties. I don't know much about the human mating process, but I think there's some "gooduns" in these drawers. Somethin' is a-squirming and the odors are very pungent. I saw part of this documentary on the National Geographic Channel, and in order to "get laid," you must deposit your genetic material in the seat of the panties. *Sigh* This is all so overwhelming, I had become so accustomed to your Virgin Glow.

@KatayokuのTenshi: *Blissful Exhale* Tenshi, you're gonna make such a nice Sugar Baby (pedo). You know, I think I'm really rubbin' off on you. In fact, you might just be the next "Girl Tojo," 'cept you'll get "benefits," *Hint Hint* That prostitute was having a buy one get one free offer.

@VidelLameGirl: You dare show your avatar in my B-Day thread?!! You're not welcome here!! I will prove that I am just as good a ninja as you even if I don't have ninjutsu or genjutsu!! Damn, I need to have my eyebrows arched...

@Bernard_Monsha: Monsha, why you always hatin' on Georgia? So, you went campin' and a friend or two got anally raped and/or murdered... Hmm, have some chicken and waffles!

@Tidusauron12: You know, we'd probably be good friends if you didn't have that Inuyasha avatar and a 12 at the end of your name!! :P Kiddin', you're pretty cool, kid, thanks for the Wishing Well...

@kiyomi: This woman here is a real gem. What could I possibly say about her which isn't already written in the Bible?!! Joking, Joking, lay down your skillet, O Wise Jailbait Elder!!

@tori-chan: tori-chan, my Main Man!! Yea, thanks, friendly stranger from your strange friend.

@gameoffreak8: You just being here makes it happy. Okay, I'm lying out of my Bong-Hole, but thanks, anywayz.

@Prons: Gee, Prons. You being AN's leading authority on Afro-Americans and all, I would've thought you'd have picked up some "cool" from your studies. You're undeserving of that Avatar!! Thanks for the post, now get the Hell out of my Thread!!
@Gibb: I seen what ya done there. Very nice!! You're now the new Prons!! :thumbsup:

@tenshi_a: You crazy Brit, you!! I'd bash you, but living in that Hell Hole you call a country is punishment enough. Kidding, you people introduced me to "U," and I love him with all my heart. And, you're pretty cool... for a nerdy English chick (which is still pretty cool in my book)... I mean, you'll never be as cool as Nano or somebody like that, you know, 'cause of your location...

@333jeffery: Didn't I tell you I only roll with full hellions? Well, I guess it's alright for you to stay, today, but tomorrow, I'd better not see you around the Off-Topic Discussion Forum!!


Holy **** look at the size of this post!:blink:




Happy Birthday Midoriko! :)

[Midoriko87]

Well, I have to properly close this thread, it's only right. ^_^

@ShadowCast: Gee, SC, you act as if I'm Desslock or somethin'... I swear to OctoGod, I get so tired of that man's droning. After the first paragraph, it's all 1's and 0's... How I pray for the 2, but it never comes... :lol: And, thanks Nerdy!

@Monsha: You know, I wish I could believe you, but how can I trust someone who doesn't believe dinosaurs went extinct 65,000,000 years ago? Actually, I think I heard somethin' 'bout Gladys Knight brought the idea to Atlanta... However, on the fried chicken episode of Good Eats, Alton Brown said it was a Southern thing. I think Cable Television knows more about Chicken and Waffles than you, Bernard. ;)

@Video: Aw, that was sweet (and somewhat disturbing). See, that's why you got the Power, Videl, 'cause I would've probably banned you if you were me, 'cause I hate myself... Wait, "no life"? How do you kill that which has no Life? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqYC3ZN3_wc) :lol: I am pretty Lifeless, at the moment... I'm workin' on it, though.

@SDAnimeFan: Quick and to point, I like!! Thanks, buddy!!

@Gannon: "Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion" - Anonymous. Get it?!! Thanks, Gannard!

@Mel: Well, now that you're Other-Gendered, I guess it's alright if we go at it. You're gonna have to get me Hella drunk, though... *Cringe*

@Soluzar: What could you possibly be doing which was more important than posting in my B-Day thread? :unsure: ...You people have a disgusting sense of humour!! And, what... Tenshi's dating someone? That doesn't matter, I don't want to be his girlfriend or nothin'. The deal was that if I'm not hitched (preferably to Jack Black/Aubrey Graham) by the age of 35 and it turns out that I'm not a ghoulish-like creature, I'd be his Sugar Mama/Dadddy/Mama. You know, like, Kim Cattrall's character in Sex in the City. (Jesus, I hope I don't end up like any of those women's characters!!) And, thanks kid!!

@Desslock: *Shakes fist* DESSLOCK!! Well, you've been bashed, already, so thank you, Frenchie!! Oh, and you/Soluzar aren't funny. My fonts are actually cute... although, I've used that particular font once or twice (I was probably drunk off of Cough Drops). Wish we had some Traditional Arabic.

@arthur51: I like your avatar, kid... How about we get hitched... And, thanks.

@SlackerDude: You know what they say about long posts, right? Awwwwwwwwwww Yeaaaa.... Thanks, kidders!!

Thanks everyone, it's been a blast Blasting you!!

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Can you font get any more smaller

[Midoriko87]

Can you font get any more smaller

Well, that was gonna be my last post in this thread, but I never back away from a challenge... well, one that I have a chance of winning. From now on, my Font Size is 1!! Um, 'til I get tired of it... my eyes are horrible, and I don't plan on Ctrl-ing/Mouse Wheeling forever...

[kiyomi]

Is Rain actually Mel??!! Holy crapolla..didn't know that! (And yes, I am senile and now gimped because of my wounded leg.)

Midoriko-san, I know I was in the Bible..I already told you like 8 zillion times that me and Moses are twins. I still love ya though.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

This thread is pretty legendary. However, I offer one piece of advice along with my best wishes. You may be out of luck with Katayoku no Tenshi. Just a hunch. I could be wrong, but take it as you will. :lol:
http://www.evacommentary.org/forums/images/smiles/nervouslaugh.gif
And, what... Tenshi's dating someone? That doesn't matter, I don't want to be his girlfriend or nothin'. The deal was that if I'm not hitched (preferably to Jack Black/Aubrey Graham) by the age of 35 and it turns out that I'm not a ghoulish-like creature, I'd be his Sugar Mama/Dadddy/Mama. You know, like, Kim Cattrall's character in Sex in the City. (Jesus, I hope I don't end up like any of those women's characters!!) And, thanks kid!!

Good luck finding me I'll be in the Appalachian Mountains trying to forget my misery at being alone for so long... now where is Apple-asia? *spins globe*

[Nano]

<3
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