What would you do if you woke up to the user above you?

[TheCrowsCry]

Please, no cybering.

[Lord Timaeus]

18/F/Next Door

CYB3R TI3M!

:eyes:

[TheCrowsCry]

...thanks for staying on topic.

[kenshinbebop]

...You better have pancakes!

[TheCrowsCry]

Your not the person I got down with last night...mabe you are...damn I was drunk!

[Delta-Pheonix]

....not again!

[Opium Tea]

^Oh balls, drinkin' again---

[Old Ape Face]

^EEEEEEEKKKKK don't touch me their you pervert >.<

[TheCrowsCry]

WHAT?! are you doing?

[Alice Catherine]

^*gets out .45*
You have 5 seconds to GTFO of my house before total testicular annihilation.

[tenshi_a]

{groggily realises there's a 14 year old girl with a gun here}

{takes gun from her hands}

{shoots self}

[HSaabedra]

{groggily realises there's a 14 year old girl with a gun here}

{takes gun from her hands}

{shoots self}

( wakes up with a start and cries over tenshi_a)

(takes gun and runs)

[Soluzar]

( wakes up with a start and cries over tenshi_a)

(takes gun and runs)
(Looks around for GoA and tenshi_a)

(Wonders exactly how much we all drank last night)

[HSaabedra]

(Looks around for GoA and tenshi_a)

(Wonders exactly how much we all drank last night)

(Sees GoA wandering around in a daze with martini singing "White Wedding*)

( :blinks: )

(pulls flask out of pocket)

(looks for Soluzar)

[Alice Catherine]

*takes out .38 from other pocket*
Once again, GTFO of my house or suffer intense pain in T-Minus 10 seconds. Because I dunno how the hell I got here and WHY I am in a bed with you, BUT I don't need rocket science to figure out what happened.

[wrathborne]

Scream in terror and go for the window (lacerations from broken glass preferable to testicular annihilation)

[Alice Catherine]

Seeing as you have already left, I shall now sleep.

[wrathborne]

Seeing as you have already left, I shall now sleep.

Now outside and safe I have to stop and consider what sort of hallucinagens i was using to lower my standards so far.

[Alice Catherine]

*is now going to chase you out the window*

[wrathborne]

*is now going to chase you out the window*

Seeing something scary crawling out the bedroom window, decides a little more distance between us is required (a continent or major ocean perhaps).

[Alice Catherine]

*runs back into the room crying*

[wrathborne]

*runs back into the room crying*

Safe for the moment, need to consider how to get the creature evicted from my room - or failing that start charging rent.

[Alice Catherine]

How do I escape per se? Without getting shot by Axl?

[wrathborne]

How do I escape per se? Without getting shot by Axl?

You've still got the .38 from the other pocket (wearing clothes in bed? interesting, or, very worrying), could always have a gunfight - should be fun to watch - from another continent.

[TheCrowsCry]

Not anouther tranny...

[wrathborne]

Bludgeon to death with a baseball bat (and hide the evidence so that the shamefull tale will never see the light of day)

[Caine]

First thought: no way i could have afforded that much alcohol

[Alice Catherine]

^Erm. *takes out .38 again*

[TheCrowsCry]

at least its a female *cuddles*

[wrathborne]

How did you get into my house?

[TheCrowsCry]

the window...

[wrathborne]

Gods I must have been desperate, blind and very, VERY drunk.

[TheCrowsCry]

No, just asleep...*cough*date rape*cough*

[Old Ape Face]

I just appeared out of mist and there you were doing the flamingo in my pants.

[Chousho]

*opens eyes*

...

*closes eyes*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[TheCrowsCry]

Other gender=tranny? Not again, Wrathborne was enough for me...

[wrathborne]

(sigh) - Looks like its Hockey mask and chainsaw time (again)

[Caine]

^Wrath has a chainsaw, AC has a .38? I'm outta here.

[TheCrowsCry]

AC wont do anything to me because I cook for her.

[Caine]

^"I must be dreaming"

[wrathborne]

/\ *Revs chainsaw* "are you still here?"

[animegurl]

^ I would say, "ONIIKUN!!!! GET OUT OF MY BED!"

[Caine]

^ get out of bed and start making coffee

[animegurl]

^ I'd poke his cheek to see if he were living... o_o

[wrathborne]

"Okay okay I'm up! Time for school?"

[animegurl]

^ I'd push him out of my bed and say, "I thought I pushed you out last time Oniikun!!!!"

[Evil_Koala]

^ There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

[animegurl]

^ I would tell my daddy to get in his own bed.

[wrathborne]

Stuff inoto chan in a sack and put her back in her own room (or possibly use her as a pinata, hmm).

[Shiroiyuki]

^I'd probably roll back over and think, gee, I don't remember getting that #%&*@ drunk. Hmm....

[Old Ape Face]

^probably ask her out, regardless of the odd circumstances.

[animegurl]

^ *poke, poke*

[Evil_Koala]

^ Look at the camera and make a positive gesture then the screen would freeze and credits would role...

[animegurl]

^ I would slap my daddy for comming into my bed again.

[wrathborne]

/\ Have to wonder why I'm tied up?

[Old Ape Face]

^sleep punch him back.

[animegurl]

^ *poke yuki again*

...

.....

*poke, poke, poke*

...
...
...

*punch*

[wrathborne]

hug my pillow and hope i dont get another beating

[animegurl]

^ *pushes oniikun out of my bed again*

*sticks out my tounge*

[TheCrowsCry]

Yay, want breakfast?

[Alice Catherine]

Rawr. Lemme get Kelton's baseball bat.
Oh damn. I done slept with someone else. Now I can't be the $40 million hooker. No baseball bat for me.

[Evil_Koala]

I'd BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWW

[Lord Timaeus]

File a restraining order.

[Alice Catherine]

*blush*
Holy ****ing **** not this again. YOU WANT ANOTHER ROBOT BABY?

[Lord Timaeus]

Run before Chris Hansen shows up.

[Alice Catherine]

WAIT CHRIS HANSEN DON'T EXIST COME BACK!!!

*glares at Alex and Kelton and EK*

THIS IS ALL YA'LL'S FAULT HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

[TheCrowsCry]

*pushes off bed* thats for wanting to hit me w/a bat...

[Alice Catherine]

KELTON HELP ME NOOB.

Kelton: ...not involved sorry kthxbai.

Me: WTF?


((LOL KELTON'S OVER YA'LL.))

[Evil_Koala]

^ I'd say I'M SO HOOOOOOOOD!!!

(You got away this time, Kuro...Won't happen again)

[TheCrowsCry]

you seem nicer than ac want breakfast.

[Evil_Koala]

^ I'd ask WHAT IS FOR BREAKFAST, THEN?

[Opium Tea]

^Shoot myself---or---more practically---shoot him. :D

[TheCrowsCry]

^ I'd ask WHAT IS FOR BREAKFAST, THEN?

What do you want?

^I wouldnt know how to react.

[Evil_Koala]

^2 That hurts, Ceeyay...You know you love me :(

^ I want omlette plz.

[dothacker5]

^Finish up and get the hell out!

[Haroldthesage]

Vow never to drink/get high/anything-else-that-would-have-led-up-to-this ever again, then quietly defenestrate* and run like a bat out of hell.



*To exit through a window, for those thinking obscene things

[animegurl]

^ "Um, hello... Can I help you?"

[Alice Catherine]

^...a lady? Now how did I end up here. *eyes unfocused*

[wrathborne]

'oh gods, not again!!' Gets bearings and throws self out of window (again)

[animegurl]

^ *pushes him out... yet again*

[wrathborne]

back in the sack AG chan ...

[animegurl]

^ *glares*

*throws fireball candy at him*

[wrathborne]

Pillow fight (combat boot in pillow of course)

[animegurl]

^ *hides under a blanket*

[Shiroiyuki]

^Wonder why I have the faint traces of whipped cream stuck to my face and banana peel around my ankles.

[Lord Timaeus]

Die.

-Timaeus

[animegurl]

^ *scream*

[Caine]

^continue to lay there

[animegurl]

^ *fall out of the bed*

[Caine]

^get up, make sure she's okay (you are on the floor, after all) quietly leave

[wrathborne]

/\ *looks at the candles around the altar, takes in the goat skull, decides to quietly leave as unobtrusively as possible*

[Lord Timaeus]

^Burn a cross in your front lawn.

[superplough]

^ Play some "card games"

[Lord Timaeus]

^Dress up as Bakura and play an extremely erotic S&M Shadow Game.

[Old Ape Face]

^play set back with real cards.

[Caine]

^cards? this is kind of wierd, but whatever, I'm game.

[Lord Timaeus]

^Kill that damned goat.

[wrathborne]

/\ Hand the cross back (its a bit charred but still good).

[fujyoshi]

^ probably call the police O.o never seen you before man

^Dress up as Bakura and play an extremely erotic S&M Shadow Game.

hahahaha phail I think that's what shadow games truely are

[animegurl]

^ "Um... Hello..." -_-;

[Caine]

^"If I'm this lucky, maybe I also won the lottery?"

[Caster13]

^"Who the f*ck are you!?"*grabs knife behind side dresser* this is for anyone.

i had a similar thought once. what would you do if you were suddenly transported somewhere where a bunch of AN members were also randomly transported to?

[Caine]

^ *wonder why there's a knife on the dresser, decide not to stay and find out

off topic much?

[animegurl]

^ "Apparently I have a habit of running into you in my bed.......... Are we married?"


:lol: That amuses me.

[wrathborne]

'ah, an unwilling particpant for my genetic manipulation experiments'

[Shiroiyuki]

^How F*ing drunk was I last night? Did I drink the entire country of Ireland...?!?!

[JoeStrummer]

^ I'd look over to see an older woman, than I'd say "nice", an go back to sleep.

[wrathborne]

Pray that this was just a drink fuelled nightmare

[AkitoZ]

^.......what are you doing?

[Shiroiyuki]

^Well....at least it's a guy this time....

:unsure:

[wrathborne]

^ *cough* and reach for my wallet.

[Shiroiyuki]

^Tell the guy he better take a second mortgage out, because no way could he afford this

:lol:

[DavenIII]

^Tell the guy he better take a second mortgage out, because no way could he afford this

:lol:

I guess I'd Take out a Second Mortgage on my house.....sigh.

[Tonyx35]

^ :wacko::blink: :huh: -_-; (5 smiley limit)

That's the last time I host a drinking Party!

[Shiroiyuki]

^Hey, where's my other shoe....? *hits man next to me* Help me find my shoe!!

[Mikosage]

Waking up next to a cutie like Shiroiyuki? I'd either A. lose my cool and fall out of bed in astonishment, B. run straight down to the local church and thank the heavens for whatever they did to make that miracle happen, or C. all of the above.

[AkitoZ]

^........don't even think about getting out of bed :devil:

no more drinking for the next while >_<

[max payne]

I would demand at least £300 in return

[goddessofanime]

Ask, 'Who are you?'

[AkitoZ]

^a goddess, hello ^_^

[Mikosage]

I'd probably respond with, "Wtf did I drink last night?".

[MirKz]

No offence, but if I woke to a guy in my bed, I think I'd be reaching for the sword or knife on my bed head...

[Mikosage]

None taken. I'd probably ask you to kill me if I woke up next to a dude. :P

[Scandiadream]

Scream very loud and then interrogate Mikosage...

[Mikosage]

I'd scream back and use my stealth assassin powers to fade away into shadows.

[xxhopingtearsxx]

I'd cry and run away before I am slaughtered.

[Mikosage]

"Hey, come back! I have cookies!"

[Delta-Pheonix]

*Throws Mikosage out of bed*
Go away sleeping

[animegurl]

^ Wake up screaming, "That was a bad nightmare"... Look over, and scream again.

[DavenIII]

^ Wake up screaming, "That was a bad nightmare"... Look over, and scream again.

Probably take a Shower then go Cook Breakfast or something, Probably feeling pretty content.

[animegurl]

^ I'd be reeeeally confused.

[mikiwolf]

hug.............

[Tidusauron12]

^I'd ask what we did last night. :lol:

[animegurl]

^ I'd jump out and hide under the bed.

[Mikosage]

I'd be like, "Wtf is going on?"

*pokes animegurl*

Hey, strange lady...what are you doing hogging my covers? :unsure:

[Caifane]

Two words:

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."

[Mikosage]

*wakes up...looks over at Caifane and his axe*

WTF?!!

*leaps out of bed, slams open bedroom door and pokes head out into the hall*

"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THESE PEOPLE KEEP ENDING UP IN MY BED?!!!"

[mikiwolf]

smile* hello

[taily]

be very confused

[wrathborne]

*wonder what happened to my chainsaw and hockey mask?*

[AkitoZ]

^*gives chainsaw and hockey mask back*

[animegurl]

^ Um... Hello?

[Caifane]

^Look around then reply "This isnt the supermarket!"

[animegurl]

^ "I'm going to die!"

[Caine]

^ "Just my luck. I wake up next to a cute girl and she's suicidal"

[animegurl]

^ "God...?" o.o

[Caine]

^"yes?"
(filler)

[animegurl]

^ "Uh... Hello there again..."

[Caine]

^ "Wow, this is really awkward"

[animegurl]

^ *nods* "I'd say."

[Caine]

^"um so yeah..."

*long, uncomfortbale casue*

"So, uh, want some coffee?"

[animegurl]

^ "I don't like coffee."

[Caine]

^ "alright."

*goes downstairs (still awkwardly, of course)

"Want anything for breaksfast?"

[animegurl]

^ "No thank you." Pulls bankets over her head, and wonders, What happened?!

[Reidar]

I would stand up and say, "Radiant intensity observed from a Lambertian surface is directly proportional to the cosine of the angle theta between the observer's line of sight and the normal surface." Then, I would jump out the window and start fighting my neighbor. I'd easily side-step his swipe and kick him into the wall, which would make the house collapse on top of him. Only his feet would be sticking out. Then, his feet would explode.

[animegurl]

^ I would watch with great confusion.

[Caine]

^ you know, I'm wondering the same exact thing.

[animegurl]

^ "Hey! It's you again!"

[Caine]

^"yeah. maybe this time we'll be a bit less awkward."

[Jeshi]

"umm... why is there somebody in my bed?" Jeshi thought as he woke up, he got out of bed and went to eat breakfast intending to ask the strange person in his bed who she was.

[animegurl]

^ This is strange...

[Caine]

^ "goodnight" *goes to sleep*

[Mikosage]

Umm...yeah, I'm gonna go....well, I'll sleep for a few more hours then I'm outta here...

And stop crying. You're making the bed soggy!

[animegurl]

^ WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!? =o=

[Kagura]

^ Um, wonder what in the world you are doing in my bed with blackknight and I?! lol

[Caine]

^ make sure blacknight isn't going to kill me

[Justinian]

Scream then attempt to strangle the person to death.

[animegurl]

^ *Hide under the bed*

[DavenIII]

after realizing that the above is 16 I would then figure out which State I was in at the time.

[animegurl]

^ Poke his cheek.

[DavenIII]

^ Poke his cheek.

Poke her back....

And probably some tickling...yes definatly some tickling.

[Mikosage]

Tell him to quit hogging the covers.

[animegurl]

^ "Well, good morning..." :P

[Mikosage]

"This is my house, right?"

[animegurl]

^ "I'm so confused..."

[Caine]

^ look at her, shake head, just lay there

[animegurl]

^ @_@

---

[Caine]

^ *hugs her*

[animegurl]

^ Hello again :p

[Delta-Pheonix]

At least its a chick this time so erm...you wanna play Starcraft?

[AkitoZ]

Your beds over on the other side

[Mikosage]

"Who are you and why is your heart coming out through your eye?" O_o

[mikiwolf]

hello *smiles*

[Mikosage]

Hmm...two wolves waking up next to each other...is this Discovery Channel?

[mikiwolf]

*kisses cheek*

[Mikosage]

^ Do you have cereal? Pleeeeeeezzzzzzeeeeee?

[mikiwolf]

^ gives cereal

[Mikosage]

Yay! I like when cool people mysteriously end up in my bed!

[taily]

wake up, realise I am on heavy dosages of crack, and go back to sleep with knowledge that I finally worked out why the mailbox talks to me on the way to school

[Caine]

^ Get up and walk out the window

[taily]

call the police

[mikiwolf]

ummmmmmmmm hehehehehe...*sigh*

[Mikosage]

Hello again, Miki-Chan! ^_^

[DavenIII]

Throw up from all the over the top lovy dovy crap these wolf lovers are doing next to me :P

[taily]

blow up, taking half of new york down with me. #lights ciggy#, #eats phone#

[Mikosage]

blow up, taking half of new york down with me. #lights ciggy#, #eats phone#

:lol: :lol: :lol: WTF?!!! That made me choke on mac and cheese!

Anyway, probably wake up and hide my cell phone from you!

[DavenIII]

Wonder which "half" of New York was going to Blow up and hope that its not the side I'm on at the moment.

[Tidusauron12]

Pour gasoline all over myself, put a match on, catch myself on fire, scream, and jump out of the window.

[Mikosage]

^ *Jerks awake and looks at the smoldering hole in the window*..."What the hell just happened?"

[DavenIII]

say, "My name is Dylon I spit hot fire"

[Mikosage]

^ O_o...."wtf?"

[DavenIII]

Yell at you for never watching the Chappelle show.

[goddessofanime]

*wake up happy?

[animegurl]

^ "When did this happen?"

[Caine]

^ "hey, its the cute girl again"

[animegurl]

^ "I hope this hasn't become a habit of yours."

[Caine]

^ "Mine? I suppose none of this is your fault at all?"

[Mikosage]

"Can you bless my pillow?"

[goddessofanime]

^pets Mikosage

[Caifane]

^"I don't think this is your happy place dollface."

[Delta-Pheonix]

Did I just score?

[taily]

I should really get off that "What would you do if you woke up to the user above you?" thread.....

[animegurl]

^ "Hello..."

[Mikosage]

"Why the hell is there a super kawaii cat girl in my bed???!!!!111!!!11!!2!!!"

[animegurl]

^ "Don't eat me wolf!!!!"

[goddessofanime]

^ 'I must've been really drunk'

[animegurl]

^ "I don't know what happened."

[Caine]

^ again? I'd just laugh at this point.

[xxhopingtearsxx]

I would sing...


Jesus loves me! this I know,
For the Bible tells me so.
Little ones to Him belong;
they are weak but He is strong.

Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Bible tells me so.

Jesus loves me! loves me still,
'tho I'm very weak and ill,
that I might from sin be free,
bled and died upon the tree.

Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Bible tells me so.

Jesus loves me! He who died
heaven's gate to open wide;
He will wash away my sin,
let His little child come in.

Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Bible tells me so.

Jesus loves me! He will stay
close beside me all the way.
Thou hast bled and died for me,
I will henceforth live for Thee.

Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Bible tells me so.

Jesus loves me when I'm good.
When I do the things I should.
Jesus loves me when I'm bad,
but it makes him oh so sad.

Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Bible tells me so.

[Gray]

^ I would say, "hey, arn't you banned?"

[xxhopingtearsxx]

I would say
"Hey, I'm going to ****ing slit your throat if you come over here again"

[animegurl]

^ scream and run away.

[Caifane]

mapquest gave you the wrong directions!

[animegurl]

^ Same as previous post.

[Caifane]

screams and jumps out the window

[taily]

roll under the bed and pretend its all just a nightmare

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Hoo hoo dilly into cha cha.

[Old Ape Face]

Uh, *light's self on Fire and jumps out a window screaming*

[Shiroiyuki]

^Cry into the barrel of the gun.....*SPLAT*

[Old Ape Face]

^for that post, repeats my former post.

[Shiroiyuki]

^:lol: :lol: :lol: *the sound of me laughing while you are naked*

[Old Ape Face]

^ masturbates in front of you while you laugh at me naked ;)

[Shiroiyuki]

^ More laughter and the occasional retching would ensue....

[Old Ape Face]

^would like to see what she does in the bed room, I bet It's quite deadly ;)

[goddessofanime]

^actually I have no idea what I'd do...

[taily]

Demand cake

[goddessofanime]

^realize that I've stepped into Chris Hansen territory.

[Sushikins]

^Search for the cake...

[taily]

eat myself

[xxhopingtearsxx]

Eat you!

:)

[Mikosage]

Start checking to see if Chris Hansen is under the bed...

[xxhopingtearsxx]

...................

[goddessofanime]

^ Hey, at least I'd make a man out of you

[Mikosage]

^ Would you make a man outta me, G?

[kenshinbebop]

Ask for another go.

[Tidusauron12]

^Ask if he brought my pillows T-shirt.

[VidelCoolGirl]

"Once you go black, you never go back."

[goddessofanime]

^'AWESOME. I slept with the ALpha Female'

[dothacker5]

^"score!" :p

[Mikosage]

*flips dh5 outta bed* Hands off...she's mine, buddy! :P