What would you do if you woke up to the user above you?

[LISA HAYES]

Man i hate vodka

[Kamiyama_Satoru]

It would be lots of fun if I'd wake up near you, Hayes. First I would ask myself what the hell am I doing there and after we would have a really long and funny chat and maybe go for a walk ^^ I would really like that ^_^

[animefan88]

I would ask her to give me a tour of Romania xD

[Kamiyama_Satoru]

^That would be something, cause I wouldn't know what to show to you :lol: There are not so many great things to see in Romania... That if you don't enjoy a lot of garbage all over the streets, people starting fights everywhere and listening to a really bad music in the bus, train and stations, hard enough so the all city will hear ^^""

[animefan88]

< I just got in a 22 man brawl while listening to ear-bleeding music at a club over the weekend :lol: and the streets here aren't to clean either.

^ I'd make her breakfast

EDIT: The 22 man brawl was a joke :lol:

[animegurl]

^ "Where'd you come from..?"

[LISA HAYES]

i would kiss her only because she watches Naruto

[animegurl]

^ "WTF? Who are you?"

[Arnold]

I'd make her pancakes!

[LISA HAYES]

Man i hate whiskey it makes me horny

[animegurl]

mmm... pancakes...
EDIT: "You again!"

[Arnold]

Man i hate whiskey it makes me horny

Well I would hope you didn't have any if you woke up to me!

[animegurl]

... Where are my pancakes?

[Arnold]

Unfortunately I had to take them back when you ninja'ed me above. :)

[animegurl]

*GASP* not fair! *pushes you out of my bed*

[LISA HAYES]

^
^I paint your toe nails in red and take picture

[animegurl]

*squeals* "OooH! Pretty!"

[LISA HAYES]

That is my side of the bad

[Nami]

How did you go all the way from Serbia to this place? @__@

[LISA HAYES]

By train...

[animefan88]

I would hope we were camping

[LISA HAYES]

I will never drink apsint again

[Nami]

Don't drink in my bedroom. You are attracting ants.

[goddessofanime]

Move whatever cat was on the bed...

[LISA HAYES]

Do you want eggs for breakfast

[goddessofanime]

Yummy! Yes please

[old hat]

You people are too noisy! I just woke up.

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ Not my problem. Here's a day old bagel for breakfast.

[animegurl]

^ *wakes up* Ehh...?

[LISA HAYES]

Would you like some english tea?

[animegurl]

^ Do you have Jasmine tea?

[LISA HAYES]

No only english from indian herbs

[animegurl]

Hm... Well, alright then...

[LISA HAYES]

And cookie

[Arnold]

Put makeup all over his face.

[LISA HAYES]

push him off the bad

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ I send you on your way with a day old donut!

[Arnold]

Go back to bed.

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ Kicks you out of the house with a stale bagel. No Mess fans allowed!

[superplough]

I will play baseball on your bed

[Arnold]

wonder how high I have to be to wake up to see a dancing little reindeer dude next to me.

[LISA HAYES]

I would sad look at all that pretty colour

[ThePhillyFlash]

I would throw you out with a day old bagel. Enjoy!

[Arnold]

^ I would throw you out with -half- of a day old bagel!

[LISA HAYES]

I would eat a bagel and jump through the window

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ *stab you with a stick* Go away D<

[superplough]

*yawn and go back to sleep* wake me up later, I'm not done sleeping

[goddessofanime]

Oh my we must've been busy last night

[superplough]

*lights cigartte and puts sanglasses on*

[goddessofanime]

Where those antlers come from?

[superplough]

Oh, these are for hanging stuff on. *indicating strewn clothes hanging all over them*

[goddessofanime]

*takes out handcuffs*

Let's rawk.

[superplough]

You know it's time for business when i'm down to just my socks thats why I call em BUSINESS SOCKS

[Arnold]

I would TP his antlers.

[ThePhillyFlash]

I would kick you out, then fumigate the bedroom. Mess fans are notorious for having a major case of cooties!

[Arnold]

Burn the bed sheets and call in a hazmat team. Sillies' fans cooties are even worse!

[ThePhillyFlash]

What? Still here! Urgh! You have my permission to leave! But I'll be kind and send you off with a stale muffin.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ *sigh* I broke a nail this morning T_T

*I know this sounds really girly, but I have long nails, and breaking them hurts =.=*

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, get your girly self out of my house and go back home! By the by, you can leave with a day old muffin!

[old hat]

http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq45/oldhat321/lolcats/no_wai.jpg

[superplough]

Aww, kitty! :huggles:

[old hat]

Isn't it cute?

awwwwww

[LISA HAYES]

:huggles: cuttie

[animefan88]

^ Go to a Mile Kitic concert

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ Insist you sneak out the back door when you leave so my neighbors don't see you! I have my reputation to maintain!

[Buzron]

I would yell "YEAH BUDDY! AINT NOTHIN BUT A PEANUT!" and do floor presses with you.

[goddessofanime]

I'd wipe that frown off your face :naughty:

[Buzron]

I'd read you poetry, no homo. :)

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ I'd poke you in the eye with a stick and then laught evil-ly

[Buzron]

I'd probably cry because you poked me in the eye with a stick...

[animefan88]

^ Uppercut you in the nose

[Buzron]

I'd hold you in my arms, gently caressing your soft skin. I'd softly kiss your cheek as the wind blows in through the window quietly. It's as if the whole world is watching silently, ready for the big moment. Ready for it all to go down. Suddenly, I'd lean on your shoulder and whisper into your ear: "...The Game".

[ThePhillyFlash]

Methinks I'd distance myself from you! :lol:

[Atticus]

Convince you to pick a better football team :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ E-gads, an unknown individual!!

[goddessofanime]

Oh noes don't Geass me..

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Dun short rant at meeee~

[Arnold]

^ give her a wedgie for sleeping in my bed.

[superplough]

Distract yo with a large complicated looking machine while I steal your food

[ThePhillyFlash]

Offer you spiked tea, then while you're out cold, I'll toss you out the door.

[superplough]

Give you a years supply of Kool Aid and Hot Pocketes :lol:

[ThePhillyFlash]

You're too kind. Okay, I'll buy breakfast.

[animefan88]

^ Decline on the stale muffin he will offer :P

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ Picky, picky! How about a day old donut instead? :P

[animefan88]

Yum! :D

^ He can help me do paperwork

[ThePhillyFlash]

Not really. I'm not that smart, so do your own homework! :P

[animefan88]

^ Make a video of him sleeping and send it to his co-workers.

[Arnold]

Dress him in women's clothes, take pictures, and leak the shots to his coworkers.

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ What in the holy hell is a Mess fan doing in my bedroom? After tossing you out with a day old fish, I'll have to fumigate! >_<

[Arnold]

A Sillies fan in my room?

Well, that would explain the radioactive goop on the bed and the third arm sticking out of my chest!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

*sneezes on you* I'll share my cold with you, enjoy~

[superplough]

I'll give you some chicken noodle soup, apparently it's good for colds

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

... can you nom soup?! o_o;; *ponders this while not sneezing on Plough-Snepai~*

[old hat]

Yahhhh!

I didn't do anything....I demand DNA testing...it wasn't me!

[ThePhillyFlash]

I have GOT to get a better security system since all these strangers keep sneaking into my house! Urgh! >_<

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ I'm STRANGE not a STRANGER, you silly person lol

[LISA HAYES]

I would be like Who the f..k is this,where the f..k am i, what is f..k going on,what the f..k was in that drink

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

*jabs your eye wiith stick* I dunno who you are, but you're blind in one eye now >D

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you awake with a yardstick, then tosses you out of the house with a week old fish for breakfast.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ *throw peanut butter at you* lol I've run out of sticks to poke people with, so you get peanut butter thrown at you this morning~ xD

[superplough]

Give you cake and ice cream

[Arnold]

Shave your head.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you in the side with a wooden ruler to wake you up, then tosses you out of the house with a day old bagel. Then I fumigate the bed since Mess fans are notorious for having cooties.

[animefan88]

^ Help him beat up the others that are randomly staying over

*Punch Kick*

[ThePhillyFlash]

Throws a bucket of cold water on you, then tosses you out with a stale donut.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

You're not a very friendly host at all , are you? lol

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you with a yardstick. I'll send you on your way with a day old croissant.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE RANDOM DAY OLD FOODS?!?!? Do you like stale food?! lol

[LISA HAYES]

*jabs your eye wiith stick* I dunno who you are, but you're blind in one eye now >D

That is awesome i can be pirate now

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

:lol: Sorry to burst your bubble, but you have one too many legs to be a pirate~

[Arnold]

Pour some warm tea on the sheets and make it look like she had an accident.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you awake with a plastic bat. Then sends you on your way with a FRESH donut. Happy now, LivelySunMaiden? :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

YAY, FRESH FOOD FROM JEFFY! *Can't believe this actually happened xD*

[Arnold]

Lure you away with pictures of Fakir and Ahiru.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you awake with a yardstick (don't want to get any closer, Mess fans have cooties) and sends you on your way with a FRESH bagel!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

LOL MORE FRESH FOOD FROM JEFFY!! lol
it's amazing~!

[LISA HAYES]

:lol: Sorry to burst your bubble, but you have one too many legs to be a pirate~

You dont know that maybe i have only one leg

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Then I'm assuming you have two. lol

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you awake with a plastic ruler. Then shoves you out the door with an apple. Remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away! :P

[Arnold]

Levitate you out of my room with my telekinesis. Because there's no way I'm -touching- a Sillies fan. Ew!

[taily]

GIVE MY DVD BACK.

thats what i w ould say

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^Mornin's sunshine bear~

[superplough]

Give you PB&J on toast

[Nami]

Wonder how you transport yourself here? o_0

[old hat]

but I didn't even drink any booze today

How do I not remember how I got here?

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

@Plough-Senpai: YEAH TOAST!!!

^*poke with stick* Hi? *steals your manga* mwhahaha

[superplough]

I wake up in the morning bout 6am
Have a little jelly have a little jam
Take a piece of bread put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot
YEAH TOAST

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

LOL
*gives you toast*

[superplough]

Can you sing the words to the French part?

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Um.. I can try?
oh wee monsieur bonjour cool cat,
uh huh croissante du bagette,
maurice a vaulzey effeil tower,
o wee maria bagette vouze,

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

[superplough]

Lmao, better effort than mine :lol:

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

xDDD
I can't say most of that, BUT STILL~

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you with a mechanical pencil, then tosses you out with an orange.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ *jabs with stick* mech. pencils hurt dude -.-
*throws apple juice at you* wake up.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you with a Sharpie. Then tosses you out with a grapefruit.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

I can't have grapefruit *chucks it back*

[ThePhillyFlash]

BAH! Ungrateful young whippersnapper! Would you rather have a day old donut instead?

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

No, I really can't have it, but I do like grapefruit.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Heavy sigh! Kids today! Okay, I'll give you an apple!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

*noms apple* yum :'D

[ThePhillyFlash]

Very good. I'll give you another if you'll beat it before the neighbors wake up and think the worst!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Wut? That I came over to rob you of your anime and you woke up because I knocked over a lysol can?

[ThePhillyFlash]

And that's why the Lysol can is there! It's my alarm system for clumsy intruders like you! Now take this stale croissant and hit the road!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ But... but... I only wanted to borrow them~ You'd get them back.... along time from now, but stillllllllllll

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you awake with my remote control. Then gives you a stalk of celery and watches you closely as you file past my anime rack on your way out. :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

*swipes a few and runs*

[ThePhillyFlash]

Tsk! I'll just have to send my attack teddy bears after you! Thieves will not be victorious here! :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

*kills them with fire and continues to run*

[ThePhillyFlash]

Got any rocket launchers on you? I also have a teddy bear air wing and they're after you too! HA!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

*throws Corey Taylor at them and continues to run because Corey Taylor can do anything with his magical screamo powahs!*

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, I know where you live, and I have a squad of teddy bear ninjas waiting to attack when you arrive! :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ Noes, i'm teleporting to random places, good luck finding me~!

[ThePhillyFlash]

Congratulations of following my ploy to perfection! Now that you've teleported away, I can return home and fortify my defenses against future intruders! :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ I can just teleport inside now though and teleport right back out before you can get me~ lol

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ No you can't. I stole deflector shield technology from Starfleet, so you can teleport in! So there! :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

So I can?.. or did you make a typo for can't? *confused*

[ThePhillyFlash]

Hmm! I just confused myself. :lol: Well, don't go swiping the grape Kool-Aid if, by some miracle, you get back in!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

I'm not one for grape, if it's lemon ade, mayybe then lol

[superplough]

paints your toenails in fluorescant multicolours, and gives you PB on toast

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Please bear my children superplough

[superplough]

I need a uterus for that

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

You're loved by Prons too, xD

[Melion]

My swords on the wall is not just for show you know....

[Arnold]

use my baseball bat.

[old hat]

How disappointing.

[ThePhillyFlash]

I'd push you out of bed, then kick you out of the house with a muffin.

[superplough]

I'll paint yor tonails shocking pink and put a tea cosy on you, then upload pics to dA

[old hat]

what is with this sausage fest?

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ I'm going to share with you that my sister's friend is a rat who just told me Lex failed a test and has a ton of homework she isn't doing, and at the same time i'd be making ramen noodles because I'm not a goood cook lol

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ Too much information that early in the morning. While you continue yakking, I'll gently push you out the door with a croissant. :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

^ Bu-but, I LIKE SHARING MY SISTER'S BAD NEWS! Just cuz I'm so eval~!
*pokes you in eye*

[ThePhillyFlash]

^ Pokes you awake with a yardstick. While only pretending to listen to you yakking about your sister's bad news, I send you out the door with an orange.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

oooh, orange! It's better than yellows. *gives you peanut butter toast* :'D

[superplough]

dress you up in a tutu and take photos for dA :lol:

[LISA HAYES]

I take pictures of him and sell them to Vogue.

[Miria Harvent]

I woke up in a really weird room. Now I'm wondering what the hell I was up to last night.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

dress you up in a tutu and take photos for dA :lol:

:lol: I'll have to dress you up in a gothic tutu and post it on dA~ And you'd even get spikey boots~ :'D

[LISA HAYES]

^I would dress you in pink outfit and send photo to all your friends

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Pfft, I'll burn the pics and use my awesome geass on my buds to forget~ xD

[Arnold]

Paint a handlebar mustache on your face.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

:lol:

I'd paint your face, it'd be wai rainbow-ish in the end :'D

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you with a wooden ruler, then shoves you out with unbuttered toast.

[SangoStrummer]

Wonder what I'd be having for breakfast an if it would be served in bed. :P

[old hat]

*wahhhhh*

:redface:

[SangoStrummer]

I'd probably wonder how I got on the top bunk :lol:

[old hat]

You startled me.

I'm very sensitive you know.

[SangoStrummer]

I would then understand why there is a plastic sheet on the bed :lol:

[old hat]

No, that's for something else.

[SangoStrummer]

I'd definitely be taking a shower o_o

[old hat]

Good hygiene is important to good health.

[SangoStrummer]

I wonder if I'd get an in-depth anatomy lesson :P

[old hat]

Oh what I could post in reply to that one...

I think you do need some more sleep.

[SangoStrummer]

I'd kick his butt out an make him fix me breakfast!

[old hat]

hahahaha and with that you seal your doom.

Eggs ok? Is there any bacon?

and I'll be needing fresh mushrooms, some butter and garlic.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

*blinks/ pokes with stick* Why are you putting mushrooms in eggs o.o

[SangoStrummer]

I'd send you off to school!

I actually think Old Hat can cook....o_o

[LISA HAYES]

I would call Arnold

[SangoStrummer]

I would ask you why you're calling Arnold. Don't know what to do with a girl? o_O

[LISA HAYES]

I would still call Arnold
I dont have death wish He is a clon of Roy Mustang you know

[SangoStrummer]

And you assume Arnold would kill you? Silly, boy Arnold doesn't care.

Might think about holding a pillow over his face...just for a second v.v

[LISA HAYES]

I could hold my breath
I would escape to safety

[SangoStrummer]

I would expect you to feed me.

[LISA HAYES]

ok i can make pancakes and orange juice then flee to freedom

[SangoStrummer]

What are you fleeing from, for pete's sake?! I'm not really gonna kill you! :facepalm:

[old hat]

I'd send you off to school!

I actually think Old Hat can cook....o_o

I can cook a bit.

I don't mind cooking after...but why do I never remember...

nevermind. Don't ask for anything with Hollandaise sauce though. I always screw that up.

[SangoStrummer]

Sauces give me the heebie jeebies so you're cool there.

I'm gonna expect bacon an eggs, though. Ooo, maybe pancakes or waffles... No! French toast! Mmm...now I'm hungry :(

Remember what? To wash your hands? :P

[old hat]

My sister can do hollandaise but I could never get it right. Oh well you don't like it anyway.

No, I always remember to wash my hands. I am a bit fiddly about that while cooking. I might wash them 4 times or more while cooking. No, I'm talking about the other thing. I usually remember that too.

How would you like your eggs m'lady?

[SangoStrummer]

I would really like them scrambled. Unless you could do a decent omelet?

You feed me, I give you a backrub. Deal?

[old hat]

I have never been very good at making omelets. I can try if you want.

Sounds good but who cleans up?

[ThePhillyFlash]

After everything I went through last night and this morning (see: Facts thread), I'd just roll over and hope you don't make much noise.

[SangoStrummer]

^^ Of course I'd clean up.

^ I would hand you a tube of Ben Gay.

[superplough]

^Avoid the ben gay >_>

[SangoStrummer]

I would give you your rattle an sing you a lullaby till you fell back to sleep.

[superplough]

goo goo ga ga.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-draw-cartoons-2.jpg

[SangoStrummer]

Oh, my stars and garters! That scared me to bits an pieces! It looks like a grinch baby, or a who baby, either way Dr. Suess' characters creep me out.

Someone said I looked like a Who once. :(

[superplough]

what? I'm sure they need new eyes.

[SangoStrummer]

Have you ever seen me? o_O

[superplough]

No, but I have this image of you in my head that looks fantastic

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you with a yardstick, then shoves you out the door with a bagel.

Meanwhile, I'm sure Sango is quite attractive! :)

[SangoStrummer]

I'd put a pillow over my head to drowning out the snoring....or over yours to silence them :P

Also, meanwhile, I'm positive Philly is quite attractive! :D

[ThePhillyFlash]

What would I do? Thank my lucky stars! Then I'd make Sango breakfast! ^_^

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

*pokes you with a stick* make coffee~!

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you back with a yardstick. Make pancakes! :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Do you want me to burn this place down?! o_o
*can't cook for spit*

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you with a plastic ruler. Go to Mickey D's and BUY breakfast.

[SangoStrummer]

Stay right where I'm at and wait for breakfast! :P

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you with a plastic spoon. You can buy the orange juice! :P

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Good morning sunshine bear... I hope you're not waiting for me to cook as well.

[SangoStrummer]

^^ Pokes you with my whole foot planted in your backside! I'm a guest for pete's sake! v.v

^ I would ask what you wanted for breakfast ^^

[Arnold]

Make her an awesome breakfast!

[SangoStrummer]

Expect to be fed in bed....but you can't cook o_o

[Arnold]

Okay, then, BUY her an awesome breakfast!

[SangoStrummer]

Kicks his butt out of my bed because he prefers blondes! :O

[Arnold]

Buy her breakfast and a dye job .:P

[SangoStrummer]

I would most likely shave his head.

[Arnold]

Withhold the breakfast and shave her head in return.

[SangoStrummer]

Make him wear the breakfast and dare him to touch a hair on my head! :mad:

[Arnold]

put shaving cream in her hand while she's sleeping and do that thing where I make her scratch her nose with that hand.

[SangoStrummer]

I'd put his hand in warm water so he'd want to go pee. On himself. In the bed. After I got out of course v.v

[Arnold]

Draw a mustache on her face with permanent marker.

[SangoStrummer]

Stab him in the eye.

[adadqgg]

It depends:

If the person is a woman: Choke her to death, even if she reaches up and touch my face. Atleast she will not "feel sick" after death.

If the person is a man: Kill him immediately with a AK-74 bayonet.

If the person is neither: call 911.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Pokes you awake with a yardstick, then tosses you out with a stale bagel.

[SangoStrummer]

Pokes you with my toe to see if you're alive....

[ThePhillyFlash]

Squeals from endless delight, then I go fix breakfast for you! ^_^

[LISA HAYES]

We would eat donuts together the he kick me from the house

[SangoStrummer]

Run screaming from the room

[Arnold]

Give 'er a hug. :)

[SangoStrummer]

Hand him his shoes an tell him he better go out the window before my husband gets home :P

[ThePhillyFlash]

I'd consider myself a very lucky guy! ^_^