Dramatic Reading of a Ninja Turtles Fanfic

[Hara!]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tEDgRyWrBlg

I hate the world.

[MonkeyBoy0314]

...What the ****?!

[earsofdoom]

This is why 98 percent of fangirls who write fanfiction deserve to die in a fire.

[Animematt55]

This is why 98 percent of fangirls who write fanfiction deserve to die in a fire.

:cheers: :cheers: :trashed:
wow, that was horrible

[Bernard_Monsha]

WTF? It was like listening to William Topaz McGonagall's erotic poetry, translated by Alex from a Clockwork Orange and read by Wreck-Gar!

[Soluzar]

WTF? It was like listening to William Topaz McGonagall's erotic poetry, translated by Alex from a Clockwork Orange and read by Wreck-Gar!
I googled!

He actually seems to exist!

:lol:

Best. Name. Ever.

As for the fanfic, I could not care less. So there's someone on the internet making an *** out of themselves. Tell it to the Star Wars Kid and the Numa-Numa guy, this person barely even registers on the scale of internet idiots. William Topaz McGonagall on the other hand, he really could provide me with hours of entertainment.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tEDgRyWrBlg

I hate the world.
I'm not even gonna watch that.
I googled!

He actually seems to exist!

:lol:

Best. Name. Ever.

You've never heard of William McGonagall?

Then chances are you've never read The Tay Bridge Disaster (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Tay_Bridge_Disaster) either? Or had the pleasure of hearing it read by Billy Connelly in the rain?

[Vaikyuko]

This is amazing. It's like a new form of torture.

Also: for a minute I thought this was one of my friends reading this, he has a similar voice/stuttery way of speaking. XD

[Lord Timaeus]

They probably shouldn't make fanart, either:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8394/mottekekamesailorfukubyfi8.png

[Soluzar]

You've never heard of William McGonagall?
No... and the name just isn't the same without "Topaz". Without that part, it's just a name. With "Topaz" in the middle, it's an awesome name.

Then chances are you've never read The Tay Bridge Disaster (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Tay_Bridge_Disaster) either? Or had the pleasure of hearing it read by Billy Connelly in the rain?
I found the poem when I was googling him, which is what led me to claim that he offered hours of entertaiment. I've never had the pleasure of hearing it ready by Billy Connelly, but my father has an extensive DVD collection of Connelly's work, so I fully expect to hear it soon! :D

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...people should be watching my L-specific Death Note fanfic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RetC2xgpZyA

i regret nothing.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

I found the poem when I was googling him, which is what led me to claim that he offered hours of entertaiment. I've never had the pleasure of hearing it ready by Billy Connelly, but my father has an extensive DVD collection of Connelly's work, so I fully expect to hear it soon!
It was part of his world tour of Scotland... or the tour of great Britain I forget which one.
But seriously I read that poem years ago and I still haven't managed to get over it.
No... and the name just isn't the same without "Topaz". Without that part, it's just a name. With "Topaz" in the middle, it's an awesome name.
I’m imagining a small house in Scotland with a blue plaque on it.

“William Topaz McGonagal lwas born here.
I really wish I was joking.”

-_-;

[Bernard_Monsha]

McGonagall's best work is Attempted Assassination of the Queen. Be sure to check out McGonagall's female half one Julia A. Moore.

[earsofdoom]

They probably shouldn't make fanart, either:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8394/mottekekamesailorfukubyfi8.png

:lol: of course, the difference is this makes me laugh, as apposed to that fanfiction that makes me drink.... heavily.

[Leader Desslock]

You've never heard of William McGonagall?
I loved Pratchett's reference in Wee Free Men. When William The Gonnagle starts recitin' poetry as the Nac Mac Feegle's equivalent of the Wave Motion Gun, I was laughing so hard I cried.

Then chances are you've never read The Tay Bridge Disaster either? Or had the pleasure of hearing it read by Billy Connelly in the rain?
I've not heard Connelly's rendition, but I can only imagine it. :lol:

That poem should be required reading for anyone interested in pursuing a career as a poet.

[Tidusauron12]

That poem should be required reading for anyone interested in pursuing a career as a poet.


I liked the ending. The whole poem was rather straight, and I can imagine it'd be moving for the construction business if read correctly. :lol: