What would you do with a Death Note?

[ecchi]

What would you do if you were Yagami Light and found a death note lying on the floor?

I'd make all my haters die a painful death :P

[Lord Timaeus]

I'd suddenly realize I've been transported to a world where everyone is gay. Therefore, I would have no need to use the Death Note, as I know the human race will die out due to lack of procreation.

Oh, and in before trolls.

[Suki]

I would kill OP

[Fobb]

Sell it on eBay for a kajillion dollars

[Hajime Saitou]

I'd suddenly realize I've been transported to a world where everyone is gay. Therefore, I would have no need to use the Death Note, as I know the human race will die out due to lack of procreation.

Oh, and in before trolls.

Before?

Anyway, I'd definitely use it to off whoever made that water level in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game.

[MonkeyBoy0314]

Sell it on eBay for a kajillion dollars

Damn, beat me to it

[Animematt55]

Before?

Anyway, I'd definitely use it to off whoever made that water level in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game.

i remember that.... Always died there

[Yukito Kunisaki]

Anyway, I'd definitely use it to off whoever made that water level in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game.

Any water level in a game seems to be a *****. That TMNT one was a pest...the one with the bombs in the water, correct? I recall having trouble in Zelda OoT with the water temple (Especially on the ramp before the boss with the moving spike things), and there was another water level in a different game, but It slips me...on the edge of my tongue though.

[Hara!]

I´d become king of the underworld by killing all of my opposition. Every war, every fad, and every bit of drugs on this planet would be my doing. A mere mention of me would inspire fear and my existence as the King of Crime would be notorious.

Or I´d trade it for a Bible Black.

[CrossboneGundam]

I'd make all my haters die a painful death :P

Face + Palm = *facepalm*

And if I were Light Yagami I wouldn't be me, I would be Light Yagami, and you already know what he'd do with it, so this thread is nullified.

But if it were me who found it, I'd burn it, because thanks to threads like this I know no human is responsible enough to be trusted with such a thing. Especially not people like you who want to kill "their haters," whatever the hell that's even supposed to mean.

Oh, and in before trolls.

Too late.

I would kill OP

The winner.

[Midoriko87]

Well, I'd like to end World Hunger, but with them rules or whatnot that'd involve a lot of work. I mean, how in H-E-DOUBLE HELL am I supposed to come up with photos and names of every hungry person in the world?!! It's unpossible, I tell you!! Hmm, it'd be much easier to simply kill off the peoples of Hungary.

And, you know, I'd aim for World Peace. But again, I don't think I can get pictures/names of every individual who isn't a citizen of an Allied Nation/State (The U.S.'s allies, that is). I wonder, would it be, like, sufficient to simply visualize a geographic illustration of a country or, like, a well-known monument or landmark from said country? If so, I'd start by offing the warring countries. After that, offing the more peaceful ones will be like taking candy from a baby... then offing the baby. You know, I'm not about senseless Death Noting, but you know, "The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy unless we have some sort of written pact/agreement which has been approved by the proper authorities." There is no live and let live in the Dog-Eat-Dog World of amateur behaviourism.

[Alice Catherine]

I'd probably keep it because if anyone else I knew found it (Alex comes to mind strongly) they'd probably put my name in it...:mad:

[Ken-Ohki]

What would you do if you were Yagami Light and found a death note lying on the floor?

I'd make all my haters die a painful death :P

I'd learn what YOUR name truly is

Otherwise I can't imagine it being useful to me in any way. There's nobody I feel I have a right to kill. So I'd turn that over to the government.

[UchihaLight]

i'll kill george bush

[Nano]

Before?

Anyway, I'd definitely use it to off whoever made that water level in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game.

That level was amazing! And they always said Shellshock when they get knocked out XD
But if we're talking about water levels then it'd have to be the water level from tomb raider 2. You know the one where you're in the ocean being chased by two sharks and you have no weapons and have to get into a sunken ship? After you're in the ship it's pretty kick *** though lol

If I had a death note I would photo copy it, then change my name to the wierdest name I could think of like
"%$£*%^(&%*&^%&(^$FGHVNBMVHGBVCDv cvgvhfbuhrfuh3yt9871246871786&*^%^&*^%%^*£%&*^R%(^&*^*&&.... then I'd sell the the mass copies and watch the world fall apart.

[Leader Desslock]

I'd learn Origami and make Death Cranes.

[Jeht Black1]

become an assassin.

[kiyomi]

I would put my own name on it so that I could die a swift painless death. Because, seriously, I don't deserve to be this fricken happy. (Come on girls, marry my boys so that they can get the hell out of my house!!)

[Nano]

I would put my own name on it so that I could die a swift painless death. Because, seriously, I don't deserve to be this fricken happy. (Come on girls, marry my boys so that they can get the hell out of my house!!)

Don't give Videl the chance, she'd marry them to meet you.

[SSB]

I would do exactly what L does in this comic
http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/art/Death-Note-L-Gets-an-Idea-42953785

:):):):)

[Animematt55]

I would put my own name on it so that I could die a swift painless death. Because, seriously, I don't deserve to be this fricken happy. (Come on girls, marry my boys so that they can get the hell out of my house!!)

How about I marry you, then I kick them out?

[ecchi]

I would do exactly what L does in this comic
http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/art/Death-Note-L-Gets-an-Idea-42953785

:):):):)

LOL!

And to Ken-Ohki,

why would you want to kill me?

[goddessofanime]

Keep it.

(filler)

[Nano]

How about I marry you, then I kick them out?

Well then we all know who's name she'll be putting on her death note, "Animematt55 by a heart attack, right after signing a Will leaving all his worldly possessions to me when he dies."

[Lord Timaeus]

Okay, my mother is actually thinknig about getting into Death Note. Should I kill her now before she gets too many bad ideas?

[superplough]

I'd make people's head asplode.

[Caine]

World Domination
Sports betting (any rules covering "shot in riot after winning SB/WS/SC?")
chaos
kill Osama (in such a way that I get the reward)
profit

[Animematt55]

Well then we all know who's name she'll be putting on her death note, "Animematt55 by a heart attack, right after signing a Will leaving all his worldly possessions to me when he dies."

I am sure she would love my anime figure collection, and firearms. :P

[Caster13]

i have my own list. but first id talk to Ryuuk and try to change the rules of the deathnote a little so that i could kill groups of people,and some type of magic, instant name writing stamp

Osama, and id be very rich
all sex offenders
George Bush
Paris Hilton and crew
Brittney Spears
loli fans
all terrorists
the person who came up with reality TV, and all of the people that come up with all of the stuff currently.
numerous people in hollywood so that they can start making good movies again with lack of bad influence. and kill the right people to stop multiple movies from comming out.

lastly....
the people who run MTV, so that it shuts down, and a bunch of rappers. this way Rock has a chance to come back and rule once again!!:smokin: if not, then at least MTV is gone.

[Hara!]

i have my own list. but first id talk to Ryuuk and try to change the rules of the deathnote a little so that i could kill groups of people,and some type of magic, instant name writing stamp

Osama, and id be very rich
all sex offenders
George Bush
Paris Hilton and crew
Brittney Spears
loli fans
all terrorists
the person who came up with reality TV, and all of the people that come up with all of the stuff currently.
numerous people in hollywood so that they can start making good movies again with lack of bad influence. and kill the right people to stop multiple movies from comming out.

lastly....
the people who run MTV, so that it shuts down, and a bunch of rappers. this way Rock has a chance to come back and rule once again!!:smokin: if not, then at least MTV is gone.

Gee. Somebody was raped as a child...

[Headcrab]

i have my own list. but first id talk to Ryuuk and try to change the rules of the deathnote a little so that i could kill groups of people,and some type of magic, instant name writing stamp

Osama, and id be very rich
all sex offenders
George Bush
Paris Hilton and crew
Brittney Spears
loli fans
all terrorists
the person who came up with reality TV, and all of the people that come up with all of the stuff currently.
numerous people in hollywood so that they can start making good movies again with lack of bad influence. and kill the right people to stop multiple movies from comming out.

lastly....
the people who run MTV, so that it shuts down, and a bunch of rappers. this way Rock has a chance to come back and rule once again!!:smokin: if not, then at least MTV is gone.

Please, not pedobear, anyone but pedobear ;P

[Caster13]

Gee. Somebody was raped as a child...

i wasnt. just i started to get sickened one day. but a girl i used to know was molested by her dad.

Please, not pedobear, anyone but pedobear ;P

......i dont think i want to know who, or what, that is.

[Headcrab]

Ah the wonderful world of internet sub-culture....

[Caster13]

QUICK! CHANGE TOPIC!

so who would you vote for, Giuliani or Hilary?

.........no answer, so back to topic.

wait, how could we forget one very, very special person? come on down Al Kahn! *opens book and clicks pen*:devil:

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...all the loli fans? damn. that'll kill the entire otaku culture.

let's face it. we're all a little lolicon inside. we just don't wanna admit it.

[Samurai Drifter]

Murder several high ranking members of world politics who are collaborating to create the New World Order. Osama, Bush, the "terrorists" are just pawns.

And make myself incredibly rich.

[Alice Catherine]

Okay, my mother is actually thinknig about getting into Death Note. Should I kill her now before she gets too many bad ideas?

My mom did that to me with Harry Potter and Last Exile. It was traumatic to say the very least.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...sheesh. this girl i went out with tried so hard to understand DN that she bought herself a copy.

man. the stuff women try to impress guys. (sigh)

[Bernard_Monsha]

...sheesh. this girl i went out with tried so hard to understand DN that she bought herself a copy.

man. the stuff women try to impress guys. (sigh)

I would take it as a sign that next she will do an impression of Glen Close and boil whatever cute furry animal you call pet. Jump! Jump Now!

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I would take it as a sign that next she will do an impression of Glen Close and boil whatever cute furry animal you call pet. Jump! Jump Now!

...(shudders). damn it, Monsha. you must be psychic.

[Dishboy]

i'll kill george bush

and that my friend is exactly why you are now on 50 different government agencies watch lists