A Superficial Question (... and advice!)

[Haro!]

So I've been dating a (Korean) girl for the past few weeks. Just dating not like a relationship or anything. And yeah she's (very) hot except for one thing: her teeth. I don't have the best smile in the world either but damn. So I was wondering and pose this question to the members of AN : Would you go out with a girl/guy with bad teeth?
(Mind you the relationship is pretty superficial to begin with, but damn everything else is so damn good)

[Vaikyuko]

If based on appearance alone, no. If not, it'd depend.

[Sendo Takeshi]

So if you end up hitting it, did it ever occur to you that that mouth will be on your wang?

[Haro!]

So if you end up hitting it, did it ever occur to you that that mouth will be on your wang?
Simple answer (to not encourage the sort of discussion that gets threads locked) I hit it already. (And I'd like to not get this thread locked before getting a few opinions)
But is it worth continuing? Aside from her body she doesn't have much going for her. She's like school smart but she strikes me as kinda dumb at the same time and it annoys me a bit.

[ryushe]

Just one question,

Is it bad enough to be called a carrot shredder?

[Haro!]

Just one question,

Is it bad enough to be called a carrot shredder?
Pretty bad yeah. Or maybe I just know too many girls with nice smiles.

[Bernard_Monsha]

So long as she does not have man hands or meth mouth you should keep hitting it.

[Haro!]

I already did Bernard, but what I'm saying is should I keep this thing going. I mean I don't want it to look bad on my track-record.

[ryushe]

I mean it's not as bad as you explained, If you don't see a future with her then just let it fly, just don't string her along if she thinks otherwise.

[Bernard_Monsha]

I already did Bernard, but what I'm saying is should I keep this thing going. I mean I don't want it to look bad on my track-record.

I said keep hitting it. You need to learn how to juggle 4 or 5 girls at a time to level up in the pimp game.

[ryushe]

I said keep hitting it. You need to learn how to juggle 4 or 5 girls at a time to level up in the pimp game.
The pimp is strong in you my friend....very strong.

[Bernard_Monsha]

The pimp is strong in you my friend....very strong.

Bishop Don Magic Juan and Mr. White Folks call me for advise.

[Soluzar]

I would... but then again my smile isn't perfect. It's not horrifyingly bad either, but I definitely need some work. The only problem with that is I hate the dentist. Please note that I said "hate" and not "fear". I hate them because I've been to some seriously incompetant drill-wielding maniacs. The kind who can't be bothered to make sure you're numb before starting, or that don't worry about little details such as only drilling teeth.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Can we get pics of said girl for reference? I kinda want to sit back and chew this one out. I'd really hate to bite without any evidence to support my claim.

[Ikari Warrior]

^love the puns sendo :P

[kiyomi]

ONLY Haro would come up with a problem such as this.

Hun, there are guys out there that WISH they could even GET a girl and hit it.

And here you are..complaing about her TEETH??!!

Just you wait Haro..one of these days, YOU'RE the one who will be sporting the dentures and using polygrip like me and Florence Henderson.

P.S. When I first saw this thread and began to read it, I laughed till my dentures fell out. Geezus..:lol:

[VidelCoolGirl]

Geez, men are so superficial. What next? Her big toe is big?

[ryushe]

Geez, men are so superficial. What next? Her big toe is big?
Listen, I had an ex with big feet and I mean her big feet were biiiiiiiiiiiiiig, almost doubled my foot size.

As you can see, for that reason and some others, albiet minor, she's an ex now.

[Lord Timaeus]

If I could date a rabid yaoi fangirl who looks like Spock and actually tolerate her, then you can date a seemingly hot Korean girl with bad teeth. Or you could just move to Great Britain, find a hot chick with even worse teeth, dump her, move back, and feel much more satisfied with the chick you have now. Your call.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I said keep hitting it. You need to learn how to juggle 4 or 5 girls at a time to level up in the pimp game.

..Haro does not understand our pimp ways, oh wise one...

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I think she'll let you in her butthole

[HSaabedra]

If you have not jammed it in either hole yet, you're doing it wrong. You jam it in, then you ***** about her teeth.

[master terrence]

Haro, I have serious advice- let the dentist do the talking. You should bring up dental care when you get a chance. Look at the long term effects. If she's going to want to chew her food in her later years she should start going to the dentist bi-annually (or maybe just annually). You too!!


other option is to have someone else tell her for you straight up.

[Haro!]

Geez, men are so superficial. What next? Her big toe is big?
Well not quite. I did notice that her right boob (Asian girl with a rack, amazing I know) doesn't fit nearly as comfortably in my left hand as much as vice-versa. Hmm another interesting point. But really, I think those teeth are beyond repair. As to Sendo's question, I would take a picture but I haven't gotten around to that yet, nor do I want to honestly.

[superplough]

Simple, pay someone to knock them out, then get her falseys.

Or, you know, you could NOT CARE about something as pathetic as TEETH.. bloody hell, I agree with Videl on this one.

[Jeht Black1]

Well not quite. I did notice that her right boob (Asian girl with a rack, amazing I know) doesn't fit nearly as comfortably in my left hand as much as vice-versa. Hmm another interesting point. But really, I think those teeth are beyond repair. As to Sendo's question, I would take a picture but I haven't gotten around to that yet, nor do I want to honestly.

man, is it that bad

[Naraku]

Define bad teeth. Are we talking crooked? nasty yellow? rotting? gum disease? All of the above?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... man, you disappoint me Haro. come on. TEETH is bothering you? that should be the least of your worries.

oh, and if you didn't know, NORMAL women have one breast slightly (oh, ever so slightly) larger/smaller than the other.

that has GOT to be common knowledge.

and stop worrying about the grill when you got the tail.

[Leader Desslock]

So I was wondering and pose this question to the members of AN : Would you go out with a girl/guy with bad teeth?
Given that my own dentition could get me an honorary mention in the Big Book Of British Smiles, I can't say that a less-than-perfect smile would be much of an issue for me. But certainly there's a spectrum. As long as her teeth and mouth were healthy and functional, I probably wouldn't notice. But if she had that Kimodo Dragon thing going on, with jagged yellow teeth, bits of previous meals tucked into hidden recesses, a poisonous bite and halitosis that left a vapor trail behind as she walked - that'd be a bit much to handle. If I had to blend all her meals into liquid form for her to eat them, that'd also be a bit too much.

If she just had the Lauren Hutton, "nice smile with a gap in her teeth you could peg a rock through", that'd be fine.

[Dishboy]

it has been my sexperience that if you tap it from the back the face and indeed the teeth don't make much of a difference

[Hybrid Shock]

If you have not jammed it in either hole yet, you're doing it wrong. You jam it in, then you ***** about her teeth.

it has been my sexperience that if you tap it from the back the face and indeed the teeth don't make much of a difference

Problem solved

[Bernard_Monsha]

it has been my sexperience that if you tap it from the back the face and indeed the teeth don't make much of a difference

Or the patriotic route, drape a flag over her face and take one for the country.

[Sendo Takeshi]

it has been my sexperience that if you tap it from the back the face and indeed the teeth don't make much of a difference

What if she likes missionary?

Or the patriotic route, drape a flag over her face and take one for the country.

THEN you apply the flag. Hell, I'd go one better and paperbag her head and then draw a smile. At least you can draw straighter lines than God did when he gave her those teeth.

But yeah, Asian women and teeth usually don't mix. It's a rarity to date one with a perfect set(both TNA and teeth).

[kiyomi]

Who says Asian women and teeth don't mix??!! I resemble that remark!!

And has this thread gone to hell..or is it just me..

[Tidusauron12]

Who says Asian women and teeth don't mix??!! I resemble that remark!!

And has this thread gone to hell..or is it just me..

Of all the asian ladies I've been with, most have had better teeth than me. The first one had braces like way in her childhood, but the second's teeth were a bit crazy. The third has like, perfect teeth, but claims she's never had braces (I'm with her now...). I have seen lots of Asian women with HORRIBLE teeth. But I've seen lot's of them (the ones I go after, xD) with teeth that are coolio.

If you're afraid to french your girlfriend because you think she might pierce your gums with her tusks then yeah, there is going to be a problem, I mean, let's face it.

[Soluzar]

Who says Asian women and teeth don't mix??!!
It's not true in my experience either, but my experience is second hand of course. I'm not an Asian woman. :P

I resemble that remark!!
What does that figure of speech even mean? It would appear that you're saying that it's true, in that case. I've heard this one before, and it never made any sense at all.

And has this thread gone to hell..or is it just me..
It's on the way there, but it hasn't arrived yet. Sexism is always rampant on this forum, I'm surprised you didn't remember.

[Sendo Takeshi]

I mean, let's face it.


But with teeth that bad, would you even want to make the effort?

[Magami No ER]

What does that figure of speech even mean? It would appear that you're saying that it's true, in that case. I've heard this one before, and it never made any sense at all.

It's an IRON E splashed with a hint of truth. And it sounds more potent to say because they both start with "r".

Teeth can always be fixed (to a degree), ya know...it's deciding if it's worth somehow..."indicating" that, that becomes the issue.

Play it by too...I mean ear. [/horrible]

[Haro!]

... man, you disappoint me Haro. come on. TEETH is bothering you? that should be the least of your worries.

oh, and if you didn't know, NORMAL women have one breast slightly (oh, ever so slightly) larger/smaller than the other.

that has GOT to be common knowledge.

and stop worrying about the grill when you got the tail.

I was joking about the breast thing, they're not perfect but they're good (great!!!).

I decided to keep it going at least until she goes back to school. Then I've got another girl lined up.

[Zash]

In the end, doesn't this thread just show how shallow we guys are? I mean to look at teeth..does it really matter that much? If you really like her..which I don't think you do, then you'd overlook that faulty. We all got our imperfections

[Sendo Takeshi]

In the end, doesn't this thread just show how shallow we guys are? I mean to look at teeth..does it really matter that much? If you really like her..which I don't think you do, then you'd overlook that faulty. We all got our imperfections


Every man is shallow in his own way. I'd hate to have my Sir Philmore IV turned into a finger food due to a human cutting knife.

[Rurouni Saiyan]

I'm all for inner beauty, but if the girl has messed up teeth and it bothers you, then forget it and move on. At least tell her to go to the dentist or something. Everyone has that little thing in a person that they don't like. If the man don't like jagged teeth then he just doesn't like jagged teeth. That's no different than not dating someone because they have Leno chin syndrome.

In short, do what you gotta do.

Plus everyone is forgetting that Haro! said that the whole thing is superficial, so who cares.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Plus everyone is forgetting that Haro! said that the whole thing is superficial, so who cares.
That is the question I have, usually he would just post about it after the fact. I think Haro either likes this girl more than he leads on or he is growing a conscience.

[Tidusauron12]

But with teeth that bad, would you even want to make the effort?

What I meant was, "there's a problem and you have to make a choice..."

DO WANT

or

DO NOT WANT

If you don't want to make the effort then pick DO NOT WANT.

If you want to kinda' ignore the mouth area, and pay attention to... other areas, then you're going have work out a:

DO NOT WANT THAT BUT DO WANT THAT TEH AUGTHA THING!

[Sendo Takeshi]

I didn't get the joke.....

Seriously.

[Tidusauron12]

Seriously.

Oh!!!

I just got it. Thanks for helping me out there. :lol:

[Evil_Koala]

Just look her in the back of the head and it'll be fine.

[Leader Desslock]

I think Haro either likes this girl more than he leads on or he is growing a conscience.
The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate. Did someone break the seventh seal while I wasn't paying attention? Is the end of the world nigh?

[SlackerDude]

Would you go out with a girl/guy with bad teeth?
(Mind you the relationship is pretty superficial to begin with, but damn everything else is so damn good)

Depends. If her breath is ok then yes.

Oh, and I noticed someone posted that you should subtly hint her on her teeth problem .... Don't do it. :naughty:

[Haro!]

That is the question I have, usually he would just post about it after the fact. I think Haro either likes this girl more than he leads on or he is growing a conscience.

Its a little of both. I have recently started to have that conscience thing and well the girl is my friend. So yeah I like her quite a bit but not that much.

[ecchi]

Its a little of both. I have recently started to have that conscience thing and well the girl is my friend. So yeah I like her quite a bit but not that much.

How bad is the teeth? Can you describe it? I mean if you think she's hot and all then just try to get her to fix it or something. C'mon...you're a man...or are you?
Here are a few pics of nasty teeth, if she has something like these then JUST DUMP HER!
WARNING: DISTURBING IMAGES
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w303/PalCrap/bad-teeth.jpg
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p13/AimSmllMssSmll/image003-1.jpg
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m11/RazzDanish/badteeth.jpg