CONTEST!!...well not really.

[RamenBoy]

The person who can give me the funniest thing to engrave onto my Ipod nano (red) wins!! Ordering the new ipod nano red from apple and want something funny and short to engrave onto it. On the website there are two sections onto where you can type in what you want to engrave, its like in this format.

Line 1: [ TYPE MESSAGE HERE ]
Line 2: [ TYPE MESSAGE HERE ]

[Lord Timaeus]

Line 1: To the receiver of this device
Line 2: Enjoy your AIDS in jail. -RIAA

[RamenBoy]

i dont have AIDS and I dont plan on going to jail. :D

[kenshinbebop]

What do you want...funny, inspirational?

Here's a few of variety.

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.- George Harrison

**** it, let's go bowling.- Big Labowski

A hundered million sperm, and I was the fastest!!!!

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

"Its lonely at the top, but conforting to know your better than everyone else."

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

[Rain]

"A friend in need is a pest indeed."

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

"Tourists are terrorists with cameras; terrorists are tourists with guns."

"Curl up and dye."

[sazae]

I should have bought a Phillips Go Gear

[Sendo Takeshi]

Line 1: I download music.

Line 2: I fap to loli.

Either way, you still win.

[Nano]

I cum

here

[Leader Desslock]

iThink iBought an iPod...
iDid!

[Lord Timaeus]

iThink iBought an iPod...
iDid!

It reminds me of Tweety Bird for obvious reasons. But of course, leave it to Desslock to win yet another thread.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... I'm Canadian.
...So don't give me that sh|t.

[master terrence]

iPOD, iHOME, iPHONE
iPimp

:/ sounds like an advert

[superplough]

I heard that too much iPod can give you cancer.
Bring on the next cancer victim!