The Great Bishie War!!! V.2

[billgoku]

Saiyan bishie or Goku bishie -o-; XD

[guyverfanboy]

Originally posted by billgoku
Saiyan bishie or Goku bishie -o-; XD

You will be called Goku Bishie (since goke is a saiyan) -o-;

[billgoku]

aight Goku bishie it is :D :ssj:

[babie neko]

what exactly.. do you do in a bishie war? ^^;;

[guyverfanboy]

These are sides to choose:

Fangirls:
Oppress and rapre da poor bishies :dead:

Bishies:
Stop the oppression by evil fangirls!

Evil 3rd Party
Hates Bishies and Fangirls. :dead:

Random:
This is for people who just want to randomly appear and do whatever. -o-;

DA RULES!!!!
There are none -o-;

DA WEAPONS:
Whatever you want to use, whether it be from IRL, anime or American comics. :D

[billgoku]

guess i know which im in -o-;

[guyverfanboy]

Originally posted by babie neko
what exactly.. do you do in a bishie war? ^^;;

A war is war, well this is 3 sided war. :D Each side trys to kill off the other. :dead:

[babie neko]

omfg.. I can RAPE a bishie?!?!! O.O;; like.. tieing to the bed, ripping off clothes rape?!

:drool: :crush:

this is my kinda war... :drool:

[billgoku]

hahahahaha

[guyverfanboy]

Originally posted by babie neko
omfg.. I can RAPE a bishie?!?!! O.O;; like.. tieing to the bed, ripping off clothes rape?!

:drool: :crush:

this is my kinda war... :drool:

No, this more like making the bishies do yaoi stuff... :uhoh:

[babie neko]

damn... ^____^;;

haha that's still good! xD

but.. can I rape a bishie... by using corn?.. that's yaoi... :drool:

[billgoku]

*hears corn mentioned* o.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;; :lol: XD

[guyverfanboy]

Originally posted by babie neko
damn... ^____^;;

haha that's still good! xD

but.. can I rape a bishie... by using corn?.. that's yaoi... :drool:

Corn?!

O_O

*runs away from babie neko*

[babie neko]

Originally posted by fanficaddict
Corn?!

O_O

*runs away from babie neko*

don't you run away from me!!

*grabs her whip and wraps it around his neck, pulling him back to her*

mwuahaha... XD now... you and bill are my victims... heehee...

Torg, hand me the corn please

Torg: Yes ma'm...

hehe.. this'll be fun.. won't it girls.. ~.^

[guyverfanboy]

Originally posted by babie neko
don't you run away from me!!

*grabs her whip and wraps it around his neck, pulling him back to her*

mwuahaha... XD now... you and bill are my victims... heehee...

Torg, hand me the corn please

Torg: Yes ma'm...

hehe.. this'll be fun.. won't it girls.. ~.^

What?! Corn?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
:uhoh::scared::eek:

[DragonRebornLee]

*pokes his head in and scratches it nervously* n_n well umm I guess I am considered a bishie I keeped being told I am...-o-; umm I guess Lee-bishie or Dragon-bishie I don't mind and as for fan girls...umm do we really have to fight them off? I mean its hard enough to get any of them to come as it is...-o-;

[billgoku]

gotta look sharp like me :D XD

[guyverfanboy]

Originally posted by DragonRebornLee
*pokes his head in and scratches it nervously* n_n well umm I guess I am considered a bishie I keeped being told I am...-o-; umm I guess Lee-bishie or Dragon-bishie I don't mind and as for fan girls...umm do we really have to fight them off? I mean its hard enough to get any of them to come as it is...-o-;

YES!!! WE MUST STOP THE OPPRESSION!!! :evil:

[Umeboshi]

Muahahaha!

I am a RANDOM person coming through, because I can!

*looks around*

O GOSH! What are you!----

[Kali-chan]

*finds Ban*
*huggles him extra hard*
Fangirls will prevail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jabberwock]

:notices the Sephitorth Trap[tm]:
Hm? Oh, hey there, sir.

:lets go of the bishies in the net and tilts his head:
What did you say? Release the men and look for the black Materia? But, sir, I--

:stands rigidly at attention:
Y-yes, sir! Give them all back to the crazy fangirl and do what they say! Certainly!

:hands Kali-chan her bishies back:
What strange orders...

[UberDirector]

O.o

-.-

mmmmm....

*slowly pulls the tape off*

oooo....

...

Not so much better after all

*rubs hands together*

This Sephiroth Trap[tm] was worth the money after all.

*smile*

And it's kinda cute.

[Jabberwock]

:drops off the bishes and walks up to the Sephiroth Trap[tm]:
You're looking kinda... bland, sir. You okay?

:looks at him intently:
I mean, no wind blowing tufts of your hair back, no extra sheen on the body parts you allow to show through your clothes... what gives?

:pats the Sephiroth Trap[tm] on the back and watches it crumble:

o_____________________o

Ahhhhhhhhhh!! I killed Sephiroth!

:grabs UD and shakes her furiously:
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[UberDirector]

@.@

Gurk!

Ack!

Blurplegurk!

*squirms free*

Umm... urr.. He must be faking it... Yeah, that's it.

We all know the ONLY way to kill Sephy in one round is to have Knights of the Round bound to double and retaliation.

[Jabberwock]

Shhhhhh!! Don't say that!

Mr. Sephiroth still has nightmares about being impaled by dozens of swords and such. ^^;;

:kneels down to siphon some of the dust:
Thank goodness I always keep a Phoenix Down on hand...

:picks up a little tag and reads it:
Made... in... China?!

:Jumps up and shakes the tag at UD:
You got some splainin' to do, lady!!

[UberDirector]

Ummmmmmmmmm...

Errrrrrrr.......

That's umm...

*points*

HEY, WHAT'S THAT!?!?!

*tosses out the first trap in her pocket*

*groan*

*slaps forehead*

Uggg... A Yuffie trap[tm]? No one likes Yuffie!

[Jabberwock]

:looks closely at the Yuffie Trap[tm]:
I...

I...

:trembles:
...I can't...

Argh!!

:goes into a blood frenzy and begins pummeling it:
You ruin everything!

All the time!

Why do you still exist?!

:bites her head off:
Ahem.

:pats himself off:
Sorry. Force of habit.

[UberDirector]

Well now, that's a lot more like the Jabber we all know and love.

*gets some free Yuffie kicks in herself*

*gets an idea*

Hey... you think we could market this as the next new workout craze? The full body toning Yuffie Pummel?

[Kali-chan]

:notices the Sephitorth Trap[tm]:
Hm? Oh, hey there, sir.

:lets go of the bishies in the net and tilts his head:
What did you say? Release the men and look for the black Materia? But, sir, I--

:stands rigidly at attention:
Y-yes, sir! Give them all back to the crazy fangirl and do what they say! Certainly!

:hands Kali-chan her bishies back:
What strange orders...



Thank you!
*huggles all of them*
Hey, did you call me crazy?
*growls*

[Little Relly]

:scratches his head and pokes Relly slipping atop it:
Hehe, I hope you're feeling better, muffin.

<.<

:wiggles her arm a little for good measure:

:turns back to UD and stares quizzically:
Did you just... you just surrendered the war to us?

:runs around in circles:
Woohoo!! I win! ^_____^

*bops* i was until u did that!! :P *blinks and watches everything go on from jabbers head* hmmmmm............*shakes head at jabber and UD* well, its good to know u two haven't changed at all *pokes jabber randomly and plays with his hair while still sitting on his head* lalalalalala *chibis start to play with it to* hehehe^^ *blinks at kali* don't worry hun^^, coming from big brother jabber thats a compliment^^ *gives kali bishie plushies*^^

[Kali-chan]

Thankies for the bishies plushies!
*starts huggling them*
*looks around for my overprotective bodyguard*

[shadowwriterx]

sits in the tree tops playing go while saying " seems like you all are having fun" ^_^

[blackknight]

*A small force of bishies faces a larger force of fangirls. A shot rings out, a bishie falls dead. The fangirls go insane at the loss of a potential sex slave, while the bishies are furious at the loss of their comrade. Battle is met, though neither side knows who fired the shot.

When the dust clears, everyone on both sides is dead. Standing off to the side is a little boy with a rapidly melting ice cream cone and a popgun, the catalyst which sparked the *Insert random place name* Massacre.

[Kali-chan]

*is still alive*
*sees the kid*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll lllllllllllll...
since no one else is around...
*huggles the little boy*

[shadowwriterx]

Sit in the tree and plays a game of go. ^_^

[Little Relly]

*watches* hmmmmmm..........*looks over at the chibies* did you get the salt for the popcorn? *they nod and i hold out my 2 gallon tub of popcorn and we all continue munching as we wait for more drama* just like the good ol' days.........now all we need is a wedding reception with weird, multicolored dream animals, a doomsday, a pirate invasion, or tentacles^^

[blackknight]

*Sits in front of Relly, making sad puppy eyes and begging silently for popcorn.*

[Kali-chan]

Rel, could I please have some popcorn?
*huggles bishies while asking*

[Jabberwock]

:slinks over and glomps Relly:
You! I don't get to see you enough.

:pokes her arm:
Now, that arm better be better...

:flicks Mr O's bill:
...otherwise, I'm giving you to him. :P

[blackknight]

YOU!! *Storms over to Jabber.* And to what may we give thanks for your presence, O Great One? How kind of you to once more mingle with the common folk, Lieutenant.

*Snaps fingers and a little white bunny appears in front of Kali-chan.* Last warning. Step away from the bishie.

[Kali-chan]

*stares at the bunny*
*has bad memories*
*runs away from bunny*

[blackknight]

*Picks up the Rabbit of Caerbannog and strokes its ears.* Good bunny. You have served me well over the years.

[Kali-chan]

*runs back*

Oh, yeah! While you were pulling a Barbossa with Monkey Jack, I mut have huggled 50 bishies! And you can't exert justice because you didn't see it! Ha!

*realizes I just told him*
*decides to pull a Dr Riddles from Zatch Bell*

KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackknight]

-_-; I see. Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you now. *Pulls out one of my mosquito-hunting gun (the grenade launcher) and aims it at Kali-chan.*

((Edit: Crap, that smiley just doesn't cut it like the old ones did.))

[Kali-chan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*pulls out a sniper rifle*
Ha! Watching my dad play war games payed off! I know what this rifle can do!

*aims at bk*

[blackknight]

And watching Graham Chapman and Eric Idle hunt mosquitoes showed me how to use this thing. Didn't you know? The wings of a full-grown male mosquito can be worth up to .8 of a penny on the black market.

[Kali-chan]

Huh?
*finger slips*

Ooops... *pulls out instant revival stone*

Sorry about that, pal...
*revives*

[blackknight]

Now that wasn't a very nice thing to do, killing me and all. Still I guess I can forgive you, since you did bring be back. HOWEVER...you will keep your hands off the bishies!

[Kali-chan]

*bows head*
*considers*
Neva! *runs away*

[Broand]

*Arthur51 Drives in a Massive truck across the battle field yelling*

Wmd's 4 sale! nuclear, biological, Chemical In fact all the weapons in the world for sale!

[blackknight]

*Watches as this bizarre salesman drives past.* You're a few years too late. We've got more WMDs than you can shake a stick at.

*Aims the cowapult at Kalina and fires.* -boing- MMMMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Broand]

Oh yeah? Ive been crowned Stick shaking champion!
Just show me!

*looks at bishies and fangirls*

God i need To lay off the pot

[VidelCoolGirl]

(First one taken down due to massive post size.)

[superplough]

What is this thread?!?!?! I thought threads like this weren't allowed.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Its a war I guess. The S-Mods haven't gotten rid of it last time this place was slightly cleaned, I let it be. I just got rid of 20,000+ posts.

[Lord Timaeus]

The smell of gunfire and explosions caught his trail. Everywhere there were fangirls and their bishounen rivals seeing eye to eye, most with a weapon in hand. He knew instantly his stay wasn't going to be pleasant, but in a period of exile, he knew he'd have to endure. And armed with a polished katana on his belt and a large water bottle in hand labeled "FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY," his new battle was about to begin.

What... a dump. That's what I call a war...

[Kali-chan]

*hisses at bk*
*gets whacked by the cow from the cowapult*

THAT WASN"T VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackknight]

(First one taken down due to massive post size.)

No...It can't be...How? How could you so casually destroy so much rich history?! You didn't even ask...

*Huddles in a corner and cries.* Gone...gone...WWWAAAHHH!!! :crybaby:

[Jabberwock]

:hugs bknight:
Haha, it's all right, dude!

:sticks his hands into his pockets and pulls out a few plotholes:
I mean... I'm sure I can find some vestiges of our past...

:siphons through them and sticks his head through one labeled "Silly Movie Parodies":
...somewhere around here...

:pokes at the plothole:
...weeeeeeell, maybe not. :(

:grabs at a random broom and smacks superplough with it:
And the original GBW! was grandfathered in by the old mods, so it kinda sits as an anomaly in all of forum space-time.

:twirls the plothole on his finger:
Kinda like this, bugger. Y'see, so long as people don't stray from the purpose of the war, we should be okay.

:crouches down and pats bknight's back:
But morale among the few soldiers that remain dwindles more and more.

[Broand]

Thats it i've had enough of all this fighting!!. *steps out of truck* My truck is actully Optimus prime!! *Truck transforms into giant robot* Now fear the power of the upgraded cowapult! THE CATTLEPULT! I shall destroy all!

[ToyMachinist_86]

*wanders up* holly ****.... this thread is still here? O_o

[blackknight]

*Looks over in wide-eyed wonder at the cattlepult.* Cattle...pult...BRILLIANT!! Why didn't I think of that?!

*Runs around, screaming with joy.*

[Kali-chan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*runs far away from the Cattlepult screaming*

[Broand]

*shoot's a sniper-cow at kali-chan* *neeiiiiiiowwww.. Bonk!*
Boom! headshot!
*steps on the blackknight* sqush mwahaha!
*Transformer falls over and breaks into a million pieces*
I knew I shouldn't have got the Vista model! Curse you macrosoft!

[blackknight]

*shoot's a sniper-cow at kali-chan* *neeiiiiiiowwww.. Bonk!*
Boom! headshot!
*steps on the blackknight* sqush mwahaha!
*Transformer falls over and breaks into a million pieces*
I knew I shouldn't have got the Vista model! Curse you macrosoft!

((Quoted for truth.))

*Gets stepped on.*

*Is unharmed by the stepping.* Pfft. You think being stepped on bothers me? I'm the High Priest of Monty Python! Being stepped on by a giant foot is a daily thing.

*Several tons of spam rain from the sky and bury arthur51 and his Vista-plagued Transformer wreckage.*

[Little Relly]

what we need here.......*grins and snaps fingers making gigantic blue animals and pirates on arthur51* is some good ol' fashion reminders of whats been done here before*sees bk and winks at him* soooooo, how'd i do commander?

[Old Ape Face]

:w00t: RELLY!!!!!!!! :huggles:

[dothacker5]

*Runs around with a rifle*

Well Relly, long time no see.

[Little Relly]

*glomps and kisses both* hey bro, hey dot come to join in on the randomness of the war?

and i have perfectly good excuse for being gone >> i got injured......again.....only this time it was bad enough for surgery.......>>

although *sniffs* i can't believe what's been done to this wonderous thread while i was gone *blows nose loudly*

[Old Ape Face]

I have missed you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much :)

*throes an egg bomb at Dothacker*

[Little Relly]

*blinks* what sides are u two on? don't u both fight for the bishies? cause if u don't *smiles extra sweet and gets maniacle(sp?) gleam in my eye* heh

[dothacker5]

*kicks it back and fires his rifle*

Well so what are we gonna do now?

[Old Ape Face]

*blinks* what sides are u two on? don't u both fight for the bishies? cause if u don't *smiles extra sweet and gets maniacle(sp?) gleam in my eye* heh

um what side are you on :)

[dothacker5]

Well damn you've got me there.......

If they're gay I'm on the their side because well, I hate homophobes.

[Little Relly]

*blinks and sighs* go looks at the first page *sits down and puts chin in hand* and i should probably await orders from either jabber or bk.......god help me........*sighs* i really don't know why i'm waiting for them...........probably cause i have talked to them in awhile and i wanna give them the chance to ream me out......

[Old Ape Face]

I believe those two are long gone, but I'm not sure. Familiar faces are hard to come by these days.

[dothacker5]

Too true but it gets kinda awkward when you can't think of anything to talk about.....-_-;

[Little Relly]

oooh, trust me, bk's here.........and if i don't hear from jabber soon *grins* i'm hunting my dear big brother down *smiles innocently then pales when hears sqwuaks behind me* damn......they followed me.....*is mobbed by chibis and Mr. O* >< its always me........i am soooo hurting jabber for leaving them with me all the time!!! he needs to take some responsibility for these chibis!! *chibis nod solemnly* O.O they're.......agreeing with me?! *faints from shock*

[Old Ape Face]

Hense why I threw egg bombs at you.

They must want you to take revenge for your own team. *hurls egg bombs at the chibis.* Take that you low life hippies!!

[dothacker5]

Who Black knight? Isn't he getting married?

[Little Relly]

*wakes up and sees chibi violently mobbing yuki* O.O oh my......what did u do? O.O *whistles and chibis get off slightly beaten yuki grumbling and trying to get egg out of feather* O.< sorry bro.....they're with me by the way......and they're not trying to do anything bad.......at the moment at least

[Old Ape Face]

Ooops sorry. Bakes a cake for the Chibis.

[Little Relly]

*chibis tackleglomps yuki and gorge on cake* oh boy........they're gonna get a sugar buzzz *chibis start bouncing around wildly, smacking into everything and giggling all the while* oui vey

[Old Ape Face]

Perhaps they need a little resister to store some of that energy, *sets lazier to Chill, and fires at the chibis* O.O Uh oh they're growing. uh maybe I used a little too much buzz.,

[Little Relly]

O.O oh dear god help us *looks at Mr. O* well?!! are u going to help us?!! *Mr. O looks at chibis, sighs and then turns around and goes to sleep* ............*bops him with a pillow then sees chibis won't stop growing* ooooooooh, jabber is gonna be so mad at me O.O *hides under the blanket Mr. O is sleeping under*

[Old Ape Face]

there is one way to stop these Chibi and it calls for drastic measures *pulls out a giant water hose and sprays down the chibis. they shrink and shiver from the ice cold water.

[Little Relly]

*peeks out and sighs* oh good *rushes over to chibis and wraps them up in blankets and glomps them all* i'm so glad ur all alright!!!! *throws another pillow at Mr. O and snugs chibis*

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Did they seriously lock the first thread?!?!?! THAT THREAD WAS AN HISTORY

[blackknight]

"Lock"? No, VidelCoolGirl DELETED over 4 years of AN history, without first consulting anyone who participated in it. *Cries in a corner.*

*looks around at the general level of strangeness.* Ahh...good times... *Hooks up the vodka IV again and inserts the catheter.*

[Broand]

*aims Youtube video luancher @ blackknight*

Take this you silly english knnnnnnnnickets!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W04iTITiHqI

[Little Relly]

Blinks and stares at shock at bk for not doing anything as chibis grab vodka IV and run away with it. Shaken out of shock by that and arthur51 shooting at bk* damn *looks between chibis and bk* oooooooh, its gonnna be bad no matter which one i take care of >< drunken chibis and possibly Mr. O or commander squashed with youtube video launcer..........*gets sat on by giant blue animal* well......guess thats my answer.......*chibis laugh and point* *eyes narrow* oooooh, u guys are gonna get it

[blackknight]

My...MY BOOZE!! *Several tons of spam bury the chibis and Mr. O.* Take that, you annoying little buggers! That's what you get for stealing my booze! *Digs through the pile and excavates the IV.*

*Is completely immune to the power of the YouTube video.* You think to strike me with the power of Monty Python? Surely you jest! *A giant foot flattens arthur51.*

Now, where was I? Ah yes... *Reinserts catheter and sighs as the vodka once again flows through my veins.*

[Kali-chan]

*runs in*
*grabs bishie fangirls*
We must unite against Blackknight! Are you with me?????

*bishie fangirls nod*

YEAH!!!!!!!!! Charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*charge bk*

[Little Relly]

*blinks at bk then sighs as chibis eat their way out of the spam* they've been gorging too much lately........*chibis sqwauk angrily at bk but can't move because of too full stomachs *sighs and glares at bk* will u stop wallowing in the booze for a few minutes to help get this hugs blue butt off me?!!!! i am your comrad for god sakes!!!!!!!!! *blinks then smirks* if u don't i'll either change ur head into a duck head......or poof ur booze away......*sees fangirls charging* O.O oh my.......they've become a united force again.......i just hope they didn't have time to get any corn weapons.........*throws pillow and hits bk's head* Fangirls coming right at u from behind commander!!!!!!!!


(do u know what a catheter is bk?)

[Broand]

*crawls from under the giant foot.*
0_o you wouldn'd belive what that foots stepped on,

*Aims the much better version of the cowapult (the Cattlepult) at Blackknight*

*looks over towards the bishie fangirls and kali-chan*

OI you silly twats! ye can rebuild me broken transformer truck if ye'd like?

[Berserker_Bob]

OOC:can i be a blob monster that eats bishies and forces fangirls to do my bidding?

[Kali-chan]

No, you can not, BB

Ummmmmm... do you support fangirls, A51?

[Broand]

Nope im going to crush you after.

I said that because once one drops a giant foot on thee, all means of extermination are needed

[Little Relly]

*manages to get out from under the giant blue butt, drags an unconscious bk out of harm and poofs his head into a marshmellow* goofball commander......*snaps fingers and smiles when pirates appear and start after arthur51 and debate among selves about whether to go after fangirls* =_= damn.......they still seem somewhat loyal to morrie......

[Little Relly]

and again this seems to be dying.............where the heck are you bk?!! *blinks when her question echos back* uhoh.........*sighs and starts searching for chibis as she ducks from a stray cannonball from the partying pirates*oui vey

[Little Relly]

*brings out the torchgun and flambes the tumbleweeds and grumbles* damn.........this just ain't got the staying power it used to....... T-T

[UberDirector]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll

I see the Bishies have given up after all.

*rubs hands together maliciously*

Now there's nothing to stop my evil plans.

*shakes fist*

Nothing you hear me!!! NOTHING!!!

...

Now I just need an evil plan...

[Little Relly]

*hugs then nods* yes it seems they have T-T its sad really
...........i really need to go drag jabber and bk back here............*smirks* hehehehehehheheheh............*rubs hands together then blinks as chibis mob UD* O.o eh, sorry hun......they been deprived of attention from anyone except me.....^^;;;;

[dothacker5]

*glomps relly*

RAR!

[Little Relly]

eep! *blinks then hugs dot* hey hun^^ u here to have some fun?

[Little Relly]

*torches the one small tumbleweed*............

[blackknight]

*Is woken up from the booze-induced sleep by UD's evil rant.* Hey, what the...? Ooh, my head...farking hangover... I must be getting old, that never happened before...

*Stares at UD.* So, my arch-nemesis, we meet again, eh? If I weren't so damned hung-over I'd give you what for.

[Little Relly]

*gives bk my special hangover cure and bops and hugs* u were gone long enough commander......and don't ask whats in the cure

[blackknight]

*Rubs head and gives Relly a baleful look.* You do realize that now that you've said "Don't ask" I'm going to ask, right? What's in it?

[Broand]

*recovers after a pirate related incident, arrr!*...My pirate army is gone. My Transformer is gone. All I have left is my youtube video launcher.
*Slaps self* Right, I must side With BK For no Explicit reason!

Oh yeah, BK.*loads Youtube video* Did you make this? It's in my favs.
*Twang**poeeahhh bam*

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=nT_qS6GzeaM


Regardless, I must Destroy evil before it has a plan you focus that evil!
*Phone* Hello? Is this The subspace emissary?" Yes I'd like to order a subspace bomb? mmkay? kthxbye *Phone*

It should be here by the 15th page of this topic so be patient.

[Little Relly]

*Rubs head and gives Relly a baleful look.* You do realize that now that you've said "Don't ask" I'm going to ask, right? What's in it?

*looks at bk innocently as she smacks a blob like appendage coming out of the cup* u reeeaaaaalllllllyyyyyy don't want to know *smiles sweetly at him and blinks at arthur* subspace?

*chibis come over and mob bk* O.o they must be feeling very deprived of attention..........*has a chibi sqwuak and land on my head and fall asleep* ^^;;; *plot hole appears* crap.............*moves away from it*

[UberDirector]

well you know BK.. the only thing that can cure a hangover, is more drinking.

hmm... let's see what we have for you..

* produces a bottle *

Oh yes, a very nice selection. It's Melbourne Old-and-Yellow.

Perhaps a glass or two of this exceptional fighting wine?

[blackknight]

Oh yeah, BK.*loads Youtube video* Did you make this? It's in my favs.
*Twang**poeeahhh bam*

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=nT_qS6GzeaM

You, good sir, have me pinned. That is indeed one of my videos. I need to get my butt in gear and upload more of my vids to YouTube and AMV.org.

*Notices the blob-like appendage trying to escape from the cup and immediately throws up.* I think I'll use UD's method of hangover control. However...

*Turns to UD and speaks in a Dracula voice.* I don't drink...vine. *Pours some sake shots and downs them.* Ahh...Much better.

[Little Relly]

*pouts* darn....ruin my fun.......*rolls eyes and pokes* u must be 90% alcohol by now......

[Kagura]

*sneaks in unseen and unheard*

*sneaks up to Relly and whispers*

"Hey, don't panic its me. I got a big surprise for blackknight. He is never going to expect this. I have been away for a longtime plotting, planning and he doesn't even know I am here around this area so I want to show him how much I love him. Can you help me?

*looks at Relly with a sneaky, evil grin on my face*

[blackknight]

My Monty Python sense is tingling! Something tells me I'm about to get assaulted!

*Drinks more.* Might as well get well and truly blitzed, just in case.

[Little Relly]

*blinks then smirks and tries not to giggle and nods*:shifty: sounds like a plan *hears bk say he's gonna drink more* -_-; *throws a regular pillow at him then sneaks off with kagura*:shifty: he's gonna kill me for this......but its worth it to go over to the dark side to get a tape of this :shifty: *smiles at kaka* no offense about the dark side thing......i just been a bishie supporter since i joined this thread......^-^ *grabs a camcorder out of her blouse and smirks* fun fun :shifty:

[UberDirector]

*squints at the label on Black Knights bottle*

....paint thinner?

well, if he's blitzed enough to think it tastes like sake... he must not need any real sake.

You just keep drinking there, I've got a few things to get ready for the next offensive... oh, and I do mean offensive

*wink*

*digs some rope out of a backpack*

*and more rope*

*and a big box fan, a bag of rose petals, some cherry blossoms, white feathers, wax, skin cream, hail gel, more rope, some patent leather goodies, baby oil, some vinyl goodies more rope, movie set lighting, another big fan, more feathers, chapstick, some silk goodies, more cherry blossoms and a nice comfortable chair*

*digs around in the backpack some more*

Hmmm... I feel like I've forgotten something...

[blackknight]

UD, you do realize I can never be blitzed enough to ignore what you're doing, don't you? I'm watching you like a rather bleary hawk.

*The paint thinner label falls off, revealing that the bottle is actually a $200 bottle of grappa.* Oops... *Hides the bottle.*

[Little Relly]

*the chibis fly over to UD and drop off some chocolate and chocolate fudge sauce*............ *they fly away and a commotion is heard in the forest*

[Kagura]

*notices that blackknight is trying to hide a bottle of grappa*

*sneaks up on him and pounces*

"Hey blackknight! Did you actually think I wouldn't notice you are trying to hide that bottle of Grappa? now you gotta share it with me, your hot, sexy, fangirl!"

*calls out to Little Relly*

"Hey girl! Start filming girl!"

[UberDirector]

Snark I tell you!

Wait, what?

[eagle123]

sneaks in and sits down a corn launcher then runs away!

[RecentMidget]

"I'm my own side!!!"

*kicks dirt up in peoples eyes and disappears*

[blackknight]

Bishie
Uber
Mega
Protector

I have returned! 1 3/4 years after this place cooled off...-_-;

Bugger...no fangirls left to fight.

[Jabberwock]

*taps blackknight's shoulder*
Don't be so sure about that, bknight. So long as there are those that would don glitter and sparkle in the sun, there will always be fangirls. :P I'm more tempted to say there are no more bishies around.

*kicks up dust from the barren ground*
It does bring a little smile to my face to see you visit the battlefield after such a long absence, though. It can be quite refreshing to visit a well-kept grave.

Er, I mean, cathartic. See you in the next 1 3/4 years, blackknight. ;)

Oh! And happy birthday, old man!