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dothacker5
June 21st, 2007, 09:55 AM
Some of the dumbest **** EVER.

Oldie but a goodie.

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

:lol: Lunix

Soluzar
June 21st, 2007, 10:00 AM
YHBT. YHL.

HAND.

It's not a serious site. It's a joke, you see? Read the FAQ, and all will become clear. It is intended to troll people who are offended by what they find there. Hence it is not really dumb... or at least, not quite as dumb as it looks on first glance. You should read everything they ever wrote, but please remember, it wasn't written by morons. It was written by people who play morons on the internet.

dothacker5
June 21st, 2007, 10:03 AM
I know but people would believe this crap and that's what scares me.

Soluzar
June 21st, 2007, 10:07 AM
I know but people would believe this crap and that's what scares me.
Oh... then, nevermind. When you said it was the dumbest **** ever, I kinda figured you'd been taken in by it. You... wouldn't be the first. Sorry for the misunderstanding. :P

Tom Servo
June 21st, 2007, 10:31 AM
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animeotaku99
June 21st, 2007, 11:03 AM
I ike how on the poll 58% are afraid of hackers because they smell bad
oh and how AMD is a third world based knock-off company. SOmeone went through a lot of work to make up tis story

lav2k4
June 21st, 2007, 11:20 AM
rofl at the AMD part. Ya it's really third world, considering California is pretty far away.

Bernard_Monsha
June 21st, 2007, 11:34 AM
In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases.

When I worked for Dell we used to have a guy that insisted the "radiation" from his monitor would make his hands turn blue when he put them next to the screen. He would call at least once a week to give us "reports", and even build a lead case with lead glass on the front and his hands still turned blue. Eventually we just sent him a monitor to get him to stop calling, but I have a feeling the author is this same guy.

dothacker5
June 21st, 2007, 11:43 AM
When I worked for Dell we used to have a guy that insisted the "radiation" from his monitor would make his hands turn blue when he put them next to the screen. He would call at least once a week to give us "reports", and even build a lead case with lead glass on the front and his hands still turned blue. Eventually we just sent him a monitor to get him to stop calling, but I have a feeling the author is this same guy.

That's classic. I'm guessing he was either trying to get a free monitor or just so stupid that he thought the glow was radiation.

Headcrab
June 21st, 2007, 12:29 PM
AMD a third world knock-off company? Lies, Lies and Slander!!!

Animematt55
June 21st, 2007, 12:57 PM
hehe, Oldie and a goodie

CrossboneGundam
June 21st, 2007, 01:30 PM
Lunix. :lol:

VSh
June 21st, 2007, 02:29 PM
Yes, he is.

Tidusauron12
June 21st, 2007, 03:13 PM
This showed up at AN a couple of years back I think. I remember going to the site. It's pretty funny.

Samurai Drifter
June 21st, 2007, 04:22 PM
I've seen this about a thousand times, but it is indeed still funny.

Jatz
June 22nd, 2007, 05:59 AM
That's classic. I'm guessing he was either trying to get a free monitor or just so stupid that he thought the glow was radiation.

Maybe he just cleaned his toilet with his bare hands.

Hara!
June 22nd, 2007, 06:02 AM
I hacked the Gibson once. It was rad.

fujyoshi
June 22nd, 2007, 08:16 AM
that would be sad if people believed that. Then my mom would think I was a computer hacker for no reason.