Ouch

[Bernard_Monsha]

Guys may not want to read this

Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

[LadyNepenthe]

Ouch.....that is F-ed up to the extreme.

[master terrence]

wtf??? how... and he didn't pass out?

[Chousho]

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I...

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*cries* There's nothing really more that can be said.

[Victory]

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti


He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." is there a paragraph missing here? or are we supposed to believed she blinded him with science?

[master terrence]

The article definitely has holes. He might have missed something when pasting it in. I'd like source.

[pionj]

Good god! I've heard of bad break-ups, but this one will definitely go down as a bad one.

[Chousho]

The article definitely has holes.
So did the guy after the attack >_< agh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm
I just copied some of the post into Google and this came up with a couple others (which I'm hoping are of the same incident, because I'd hate to hear of a sudden "testicle pulling fad" in break ups).

[HSaabedra]

That skank needs to be castrated with rusty knives. That's the worst thing you can do to a guy besides the obvious.

[Kali-chan]

... wow... that must have hurt... a lot... okay, that was gross...

[kenshinbebop]

I read about this earlier.

My scrotum is still tingling. :(

[Hara!]

I am strangely aroused.

In before Prons says...

[CrossboneGundam]

"That's yours" - That guy or chick is baaaaad ***.

Also, "I am in no way a violent person" is contradicted by that whole "actions speak louder than words" thing.

Twofold because of the attempt to swallow the nut in question.

This is truly hilarious.

That skank needs to be castrated with rusty knives. That's the worst thing you can do to a guy besides the obvious.

That's an odd choice of terminology, considering a woman can't be castrated, and that's basically what the woman in question did to the guy.

[Sendo Takeshi]

That ***** needs to get kicked down some stairs.

[Illusions-chan]

Wow...just wow. *stares for a moment at the screen blankly*

Damn that had to HURT!

Poor guy, I fell bad..... kinda. I'm just thanking God I'm not a guy.. -_-;

[StandingAlone]

Hmm... I don't know it might feel pretty good; I never have tried.

There comes a time in this world where the death sentence should be carried out or at least the eye for an eye method. In this case death by fire is legitimate. If that is too harsh for you, then something of dear importance to her should be taken off - guess. It makes me cry to see what this world has come to. Ripping off testicles and only prison...Injustice, INJUSTICE!! God when will it end?

[Nano]

Hahaha lol
Well, that' scousers for ya.
But yeah, girls, never do that to a guy unless he's trying to rape you or something, because it's REALLY painful.

[earsofdoom]

Wow..... with a reputation of "tearing the balls of men" this woman has made herself un-dateble. seriously who would date after this?

[HSaabedra]

That's an odd choice of terminology, considering a woman can't be castrated, and that's basically what the woman in question did to the guy.

You ever heard of clitoral/vaginal castration? Its very common in "backwards" cultures like Africa the Muslim world etc.

[Magami No ER]

Bare. Hands. :censored:

[Bernard_Monsha]

You ever heard of clitoral/vaginal castration? Its very common in "backwards" cultures like Africa the Muslim world etc.

The only thing you could do is thump her ovaries.

[F Stop]

Great, now my nutts hurt. Thanks!

[HSaabedra]

The only thing you could do is thump her ovaries.

Bah, just rip them out if you go that far. Now where's that macro...

[Bernard_Monsha]

Great, now my nutts hurt. Thanks!

Your welcome. :huggles:

[Chousho]

I guess she was hoping more for one of these (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA)

[CrossboneGundam]

You ever heard of clitoral/vaginal castration? Its very common in "backwards" cultures like Africa the Muslim world etc.

You're referring to "female circumcision" or more politically correctly, "female genital mutilation."

[Hara!]

You ever heard of clitoral/vaginal castration? Its very common in "backwards" cultures like Africa the Muslim world etc.

Africa? ARE YOU INSULTING MY GREAT MOTHERLAND OF WAKANDA?

[StandingAlone]

I guess she was hoping more for one of these (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA)

Hahaha, very nice. My friend told me about that video I just never took the time to look it up (for obvious reasons: The Song Title). I guess she was looking for one of those, but she just got balls in her hand. ^_^

[HSaabedra]

Africa? ARE YOU INSULTING MY GREAT MOTHERLAND OF WAKANDA?

GB2/co/

(WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY)

[HSaabedra]

You're referring to "female circumcision"

It's not circumcision when they can't feel anything, therefore its castration. I just call it what it should be called regardless of political correctness.

[Ikari Warrior]

*cringe*.

...it takes a lot of balls to read that article
...please try not to get too testy
...did they dispose of it in a ball sack?
...Forget Carpe Diem, she lives by Carpe Scrotum

...I'm done

[Till]

This article made me hungry for some grapes. munch munch

[Evil_Koala]

I highlighted and read "Woman Jailed for Testicle Attack" and stopped there.

[StandingAlone]

She didn't get what she wanted but she got this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=t3uuRS0-eTE)

-little long but the ending is worth it

[CrossboneGundam]

It's not circumcision when they can't feel anything, therefore its castration. I just call it what it should be called regardless of political correctness.

What are you talking about?

The female equivalent to the testes are ovaries. The ovaries are not removed in acts of female genital mutilation. The commonly accepted term is "female circumcision" because that's what english language speakers agree on, and it's anatomically more accurate.

A guy whose passion in life is cell phones has no place making delcarations of what term should be applied to primitive misogynistic acts of mutilation.

[Evil_Koala]

That's messed up...female circumcision...Even Jews don't do that.

me=b&

[HSaabedra]

What are you talking about?

The female equivalent to the testes are ovaries. The ovaries are not removed in acts of female genital mutilation. The commonly accepted term is "female circumcision" because that's what english language speakers agree on, and it's anatomically more accurate.

If I somehow mixed up terminology its because the medical definitions are similar and were only defined when they started to become more widely used to denote differences between the actions performed.

In this case instead of using the words "She needs to have her genitalia mutilated" I used castration because they both represent similar actions, one denoting a forced removal, and one denoting a precise medical procedure. Wouldn't it be better if I said "She needs to be sterilized" in this case?

I really don't see how me covering a multi-billion dollar industry and being a consumer advocate means that I have no place in this discussion unless you need to troll for no reason. There's no reason for you to bring that up.

I've already contributed to this board many times over by explaining the iPhone and the policies put in place for its purchase and sale, not to mention let people know ahead of time some of the blatantly anti-consumer policies that Apple and AT&T are enforcing when it comes to the investment in the device (no insurance coverage) So tell me CBG, what is your passion in life?

[VidelCoolGirl]

The bare hands deal is pretty hardcore, but a woman should never go that far... EVER. Unless you know; he's trying to take advantage of her. Otherwise...that woman is nuts....LITERALLY.

[Nano]

So tell me CBG, what is your passion in life?


Apparently, female castration or primitive misogynistic acts of mutilation.

[Sendo Takeshi]

This article made me hungry for some grapes. munch munch

No homo.

I love the fact that CBG and Axl are discussing the vaginal area when they've never seen one. jk......Or am I?

[Nano]

No homo.

I love the fact that CBG and Axl are discussing the vaginal area when they've never seen one. jk......Or am I?

Made me lol in a public libary.

[Solid_Snake]

Wow. I'm suprised in this article. But moreso in the fact that it triggered a argument.

[tenshi_a]

[finally gets round to this topic]
Wow, I'm quite impressed. It's still hard to piece all the parts together for this one.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

So we assume... class A drugs were involved?

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Was he ever wearing anything over those underpants? Did she actually manage to rip it out from beyond a pair of trousers? This is amazing.

There's a more gossipy trashy account from The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005062479,00.html)...

She is 5'1" and he's a bodybuilder!

Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ, and the court heard that Geoffrey, a bodybuilder, is so embarrassed by what happened he is planning to move house.

He's EMBARRASSED?!!?!

Is that it? O_o

EDIT: Hang on.... this article is from Feb 2005. She was sentenced to 2 1/2 years. Therefore... she's probably back out of prison round about now!

[StandingAlone]

EDIT: Hang on.... this article is from Feb 2005. She was sentenced to 2 1/2 years. Therefore... she's probably back out of prison round about now!

That is extremely scary! Somebody stop her!

I have learned from this. Always wear a cup when going to parties you never know what might happen. :P

[Nano]

That is extremely scary! Somebody stop her!

I have learned from this. Always wear a cup when going to parties you never know what might happen. :P

The cup would fall off like everything else, you're just best staying in forever.

[StandingAlone]

The cup would fall off like everything else, you're just best staying in forever.

Yeah, I guess that's true. I have no other choice but to become a hermit and just watch anime and play guitar all day. It is too dangerous outside. "oooo" just thinking of going out in the world gives me chills.

[Alice Catherine]

Ooh. That must have...ow...I know I made a boy cry by kicking him but to rip it off COMPLETELY. For a dumb reason like THAT?

SOMEONE NEEDS TAH GO TO DA LOOPY HOUSE.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I thought I heard it all when Corncopp6's nutsack blew up, but THIS

[sasami-riyo]

wow...just when I thought everything had been tried...they do this...

[Old Ape Face]

If this is what I think it is, then all i can say is. Ladies, I adore you all, but when men lose their life support from a little bit of impatience and perhaps being a little control freak. I'm gonna have to keep a restraining order on you.

[Old Ape Face]

The cup would fall off like everything else, you're just best staying in forever.

this is why hand guns are legal in the states, :P and poket knives if you want true revenge.

[Nano]

No, you're best wearing a giant strap-on, that way you can attack her with it if you need to. Maybe one with a a built in cup would be good too.

Mine would shoot apple sauce.

[Old Ape Face]

No, you're best wearing a giant strap-on, that way you can attack her with it if you need to. Maybe one with a a built in cup would be good too.

Mine would shoot apple sauce.

Mine would shoot bullets :P

[superplough]

I love the fact that CBG and Axl are discussing the vaginal area when they've never seen one.

LMAO sigged.

[Nano]

Mine would shoot bullets :P

No, the kick back would hurt your lower parts.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

You're referring to "female circumcision" or more politically correctly, "female genital mutilation."
...does this make normal circumcision mutilation ...not on the same scale but still... :blink: I saw a documentary...a guy called Bruce Parry was walking through Africa, and he spent a month living with all the tribes he passed by, and one of them practiced female circumcision and he was like what the ****? :x when he asked the head woman why she said something like: If an uncircumcised woman gives birth then the clitoris will climb up to the woman’s forehead and make her kill everyone! How the **** did they come to that conclusion?


She is 5'1" and he's a bodybuilderSize matters not...when someone has your testicles in their hand.

EDIT: Hang on.... this article is from Feb 2005. She was sentenced to 2 1/2 years. Therefore... she's probably back out of prison round about now!O_O I'm never going up north again
I'm not a violent personLiar.

[Nano]

If an uncircumcised woman gives birth then the clitoris will climb up to the woman’s forehead and make her kill everyone! How the **** did they come to that conclusion?


The MALE tribe leaders probably had it done to control the women better, it basically kills any urge for sex they may have, it's pretty sick really.I think I saw that show too, it was good.

Either that or they've seen Ailen.

[CrossboneGundam]

No homo.

I love the fact that CBG and Axl are discussing the vaginal area when they've never seen one. jk......Or am I?

Wow, you can make inappropriate comments with no relevance to the context at hand, just because of the mention of sexual organs. You sure sound mature! Look out, Desslock, you've got a rival coming up fast behind you!

[Animematt55]

how the heck did we get started on female circumcision? Does it really matter what some small nothing tribes do? I don't think so.
What DOES matter, is that this chick violently ripped off a man's jewels. Which is a terrible thing to do.

[SlackerDude]

Ripped off his left testicle just like that? The hell is she the Black Mantis??

Then his pants fell off :huh:

:lol:

[Alice Catherine]

OMFG, I was watching I Love The 90s on VH1 and there was this thing about this lady who cut the whole thing off and threw it in the field because he cheated.

*shudders* I'm NEVER gonna be THAT crazy.