Something wonderfully evil has dawned on me...

[Hara!]

I´m getting a summer job a B&N this summer, all while Harry Potter 7 comes out.

It is now my mission to spoil this book for as many people as I can. I´ll advise you not to look at any of my threads that week.

[Daishikaze]

:D I forsee much hilarity ensuing

[UberDirector]

Harry dies.

There, beat you to it.

[tenshi_a]

Sounds fun, I'll look forward to it and might give you a hand. After all, I get to have the fun of spoiling it *and* I don't have to bother reading the thing.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Harry dies of magic VD.



Fixed for unexpected plot twist!

[Animematt55]

I´m getting a summer job a B&N this summer, all while Harry Potter 7 comes out.

It is now my mission to spoil this book for as many people as I can. I´ll advise you not to look at any of my threads that week.

No
*filler*

[Delta-Pheonix]

Ron kills Harry in a fit of jealosy againts Hermione

Ron: "FINE HERMIONE BOTH OF US CAN'T LOVE HIM SO IF YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE HIM NO ONE WILL!"

*Pushes Harry out of window*

Harry: I think I'm ok

Voldermort: Thats what you think Harry! This is the final page of the last book, theres no more time to defeat me now MWAHAHAHAHA!.

[Sendo Takeshi]

I´m getting a summer job a B&N this summer, all while Harry Potter 7 comes out.

It is now my mission to spoil this book for as many people as I can. I´ll advise you not to look at any of my threads that week.


I will look forward to your newsletter. I await the wonderful responses. You better deliver on the spoilage. I expect a sea of red to run through 5th avenue. Spoil it at B&N as well.

The douchebaggery is strong in Corncopp. The rest of you have to step your game up.

[Alice Catherine]

I´m getting a summer job a B&N this summer, all while Harry Potter 7 comes out.

It is now my mission to spoil this book for as many people as I can. I´ll advise you not to look at any of my threads that week.

Where do you live? WHERE DO YOU FREAKIN LIVE? 'Cause you are NOT stopping me from getting this freakin book!

[Ariel Tsuki]

Luckily, I will be a near recluse (I do have a job...) as soon as I get that book. Too bad it'll be at my house during when I will be at Otakon... That would be the task.

After I get home, it will be no internets for me until I finished it, although it's surprising I managed not get the sixth book spoiled for me since I didn't finish it months later after its release.

But that's pretty low, maybe that's my biblophilia-ish side talking here.

[Undrave]

Hahahah that's hilarious :p

Even more funny than me wanting to go to one of the book release with my friends but with all of us dressed as characters form OTHER franchises :p

[Lord Timaeus]

That sort of behavior is PRECISELY why I stopped browsing 4chan. May you get cast to 'Will Turner's Locker.

Oops, just spoiled PotC3 for you.

[CrossboneGundam]

Harry's wand is actually a metaphor for his penis.

That's the big spoiler for the entire series.

[Bernard_Monsha]

^

That sets up some distrurbing images of Harry vs Voldemort

[Soluzar]

That sets up some distrurbing images of Harry vs Voldemort
You mean that the description of the way Harry summons a Patronus weren't already disturbing enough with that in mind?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/wang.php

Knock yourself out. :naughty:

[Leader Desslock]

Oh, come on... the Neville / McGonagall homage to The Graduate* has already been spoiled for me - what else is left?


* I think I just threw up in my throat a little bit on that one...

[Alice Catherine]

Hahahah that's hilarious :p

Even more funny than me wanting to go to one of the book release with my friends but with all of us dressed as characters form OTHER franchises :p

My friend did that 2 years ago.

[Westlo]

Voldermort = Harrys mum

Book it.

[Animematt55]

Dumbledor will come back as a zombie, and eat Harry's brain to gain his powers.

[superplough]

Ron dies.

Anyway I'm not stupid enough to come on the internet until AFTER I've read it, when I will be helping corncopp to spoil it.

[Hara!]

One of the characters gets date-raped.

[goddessofanime]

ah..I don't care if I get spoiled. I'ts not gonna stop me from reading it. I already knew about Dumbledore's death before I got 6.

It only made me want to read it more.

[Alice Catherine]

One of the characters gets date-raped.

I saw that on Onion. That was so FUNNAY.

[Haro!]

Sigh corncopp, if I were you I'd do more constructive things working at B&N, like hitting on the hot girls that go there (Union Square B&N anyway). What a waste of your youth man.

[Nano]

You mean that the description of the way Harry summons a Patronus weren't already disturbing enough with that in mind?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/wang.php

Knock yourself out. :naughty:
Thanks for posting:lol:

[Daishikaze]

Sigh corncopp, if I were you I'd do more constructive things working at B&N, like hitting on the hot girls that go there (Union Square B&N anyway). What a waste of your youth man.

Can't he do both?

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Not well, no.

[Alice Catherine]

Wand to wang is so OLD. It's JUST as old as 9000 and JUST as old as GOBLET OF FIYAH!

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...voldemort tells Harry:

"SORRY HARRY. BUT THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE."

and the evil cycle continues.

[Haro!]

Can't he do both?
There's no way you can come off well doing both. You can't come off as a geek (in the complete negative aspect, there really is no way to view this as a positive geeky experience) and pick up girls.

[Alice Catherine]

...voldemort tells Harry:

"SORRY HARRY. BUT THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE."

and the evil cycle continues.

OMFG I LOVE YOU TO DEATH.

Bowser would eat Voldy.

[Hara!]

Sigh corncopp, if I were you I'd do more constructive things working at B&N, like hitting on the hot girls that go there (Union Square B&N anyway). What a waste of your youth man.

Aww, but I´m so good at it. I love feeling like Harry Osborn in that diner scene from Spider-Man 3. Sure, I don´t really have a girlfriend. But screwing people over feels SOOO GOOD.

[goddessofanime]

End of HP:

Rocks fall

*everyone dies*

[HSaabedra]

End of HP:
ZERG RUSH
RAEP
Rocks fall
??????????
*everyone dies*

fixed

(lolololol)

[goddessofanime]

*dying on the floor laughing

[Lord Timaeus]

It seems Digg got word of a "scan" from book 7, although the chances of this being a fake are too high to ignore. But if this is real, then it's one of the most disappointing endings J.K. Rowling could have came up with:

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK (http://rolloffle.blogspot.com/)

[Evil_Koala]

What a tweest!