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KyouryokuSenshi
June 4th, 2007, 07:12 PM
What is the stupidest thread you've seen someone post? There are a lot of them out there, it can be from this forum or any other forum you view frequently. The question about downloading RAM inspired me to do this, lol.

Animematt55
June 4th, 2007, 07:12 PM
Threat or Thread?

KyouryokuSenshi
June 4th, 2007, 07:13 PM
Threat or Thread?

Sorry. Fixed thread title. -_-;;

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 07:14 PM
-_- Anytime someone threatens to own me in a video game just becuase they can. I don't even waste my time listening to people like that.

Oh in that case, the thread about whether it's ok to marry an anime character over a real person.

Samurai Drifter
June 4th, 2007, 07:17 PM
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=64201&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Started out as the stupidest thread ever, turned into the most awesome thread ever. It has everything: image macros, over-dramatic flame wars, *****y 14 year olds- the works. I think that this thread may be the embodiment of the internet.

Also, the reaction of the mod that locked it is great.

Animematt55
June 4th, 2007, 07:26 PM
http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=204789
Gotta say that one, man was that a crazy thread.

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 07:27 PM
http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=204789
Gotta say that one, man was that a crazy thread.

You sir, have won the internet. :lol:

superplough
June 4th, 2007, 07:30 PM
You sir, have won the internet. :lol:

Meh, that was predictable.

The stupidest one I've ever seen was called the "J.T is now an Oscar Myer Weiner Thread" and it's first post consisted of "Discuss."

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 07:33 PM
Gaiga >.< I don't even want to know.

The Million Dollar Prons
June 4th, 2007, 07:35 PM
I AM POINTING YOU TO GAIA ONLINE SIR.

- Prn

GreatNekoKoneko
June 4th, 2007, 07:36 PM
...the "Live action evangelion thread of the infamous Shinji_Ikari" was equally epic and made of phail at the same time.

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 07:39 PM
I AM POINTING YOU TO GAIA ONLINE SIR.

- Prn

that forum is made of phail, and yet it still exists. >.< I've never even been to it.

earsofdoom
June 4th, 2007, 07:40 PM
Every "where can i download hentai" and "Generic slash 9-times-out-of-ten about gundam wing" threads that stupid peaple post in the general anime forum.

Animematt55
June 4th, 2007, 07:41 PM
Every "where can i download hentai" and "Generic slash 9-times-out-of-ten about gundam wing" threads that stupid peaple post in the general anime forum.

May I add the "Identify this hentai" threads that show up here everyday.

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 07:42 PM
Every "where can i download hentai" and "Generic slash 9-times-out-of-ten about gundam wing" threads that stupid peaple post in the general anime forum.

Or the Blank vrs. Blank threads. -_- Obviously, if the artists wanted to mix characters and beat the hell out of each other, they would have done it by now. Unless they want you to write a fan fic about it.

superplough
June 4th, 2007, 07:44 PM
that forum is made of phail, and yet it still exists. >.< I've never even been to it.

You're not missing anything. Once me and my friend from another forum (who BTW is the one who posted the Oscar Myer Weiner thread) went there to troll, god it was funny.

Suiko Eiji
June 4th, 2007, 07:46 PM
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=64201&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Started out as the stupidest thread ever, turned into the most awesome thread ever. It has everything: image macros, over-dramatic flame wars, *****y 14 year olds- the works. I think that this thread may be the embodiment of the internet.

Also, the reaction of the mod that locked it is great.

This is pure genius. I've only read to the fourth page, but gems like this:

he was telling to stop acting like a Deutsch Bag

mean I have to go on and finish the entire thing. Truly, a snapshot of the entire Internet.

Lord Timaeus
June 4th, 2007, 07:47 PM
On AN: Anything ever made by MissKnowItAll and her other incarnations. She's the reason why I hate Last Exile now.

Anywhere else: Anything having to do with Lucky Star or other moeblob shows.

VidelCoolGirl
June 4th, 2007, 07:49 PM
"NO WOMAN IS GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE I HAVE A PH.D AND ALL WOMEN ARENT ANIME CHARACTERS!"

How long did that thread for "Love for real anime characters go on?"

GreatNekoKoneko
June 4th, 2007, 07:51 PM
"NO WOMAN IS GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE I HAVE A PH.D AND ALL WOMEN ARENT ANIME CHARACTERS!"

How long did that thread for "Love for real anime characters go on?"

...that went on for quite a bit. and i enjoyed everytime the douche-master would reply to ALL of the comments...

VidelCoolGirl
June 4th, 2007, 07:52 PM
Nomination for best thread? "Videl's Apple Video" thread.

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 07:53 PM
Nomination for best thread? "Videl's Apple Video" thread.

that goes in it's own thread Respectfully.

Lord Timaeus
June 4th, 2007, 07:56 PM
Another nomination for worst thread: my old House of Boredom. Originally meant to relieve nostalgia from the BPU days, that thread turned to fail within days, then went from fail to epic fail, then from epic fail to "Even Gaia***s won't touch this thread."

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 07:58 PM
Another nomination for worst thread: my old House of Boredom. Originally meant to relieve nostalgia from the BPU days, that thread turned to fail within days, then went from fail to epic fail, then from epic fail to "Even Gaia***s won't touch this thread."

Oh you're just mad that they closed it :P with a 100k post count which even most forums dream to get in a year.

VidelCoolGirl
June 4th, 2007, 07:58 PM
Good thing my "Dojo Of Kickassness" was cool enough for the both of us!

superplough
June 4th, 2007, 07:58 PM
"Even Gaia***s won't touch this thread."Woah, that MUST have been bad. :lol:

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 08:02 PM
Woah, that MUST have been bad. :lol:

That thread had epic moments in it.

akutenshi00
June 4th, 2007, 08:10 PM
I read all of the forum from the OP... it was great.

The amount of guys pretending to be girls on /u/ from 4chan is amusingly stupid.

acen?

Suiko Eiji
June 4th, 2007, 08:23 PM
AWA!
















I've actually not been to ACEN, but I've got to support the home team.

The Million Dollar Prons
June 4th, 2007, 08:24 PM
Another nomination for worst thread: my old House of Boredom. Originally meant to relieve nostalgia from the BPU days, that thread turned to fail within days, then went from fail to epic fail, then from epic fail to "Even Gaia***s won't touch this thread."

That was me who closed it, give credit where it's do!!

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 08:25 PM
That was me who closed it, give credit where it's do!!

Prons i think Timeaus would kiss you if he could.

VidelCoolGirl
June 4th, 2007, 08:25 PM
That was me who closed it, give credit where it's do!!

Man, that was a crappy time to be on AN....and I hated acting so pompus. Guh...worst time on AN EVER.

Caine
June 4th, 2007, 08:29 PM
...the "Live action evangelion thread of the infamous Shinji_Ikari" was equally epic and made of phail at the same time.

I was going to suggest that. Shinji was pwned in epic fashion.

Anything involving sub v dub or the ending of Cowboy BeBop, especially pertaining to the death or lack thereof of a certain prominent character.

Bernard_Monsha
June 4th, 2007, 09:42 PM
The ultimate weeaboo thread ever! (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=177910) Every other is just a pretender.

333jeffery
June 4th, 2007, 09:49 PM
Minoru was a scary guy. I'd forgotten all about that thread.....

The Million Dollar Prons
June 4th, 2007, 09:52 PM
I don't mind Minoru, in fact he was an active member of Shin-Getter fansubs.

superplough
June 4th, 2007, 09:53 PM
Woah.. and I thought SKaze was bad..

KyouryokuSenshi
June 4th, 2007, 10:12 PM
http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=204789
Gotta say that one, man was that a crazy thread.

That was pretty predictable....

Leader Desslock
June 4th, 2007, 11:35 PM
The ultimate weeaboo thread ever! (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=177910) Every other is just a pretender.
You beat me to it. That's the nutball thread by which I personally measure all other nutball threads. Later threads would be created by Zuggy and SKaze, but Minoru's like Alfred Nobel - the prize is named after him.

AN should give out a Minoru Prize* every year. It should go to the user who unknowingly and unintentionally proves him/herself to be the biggest Froot Loop on the board. Alternately, the prize could be called the Toucan Sam, and we could call the awards banquet "The Sammies".


*I realize that by suggesting this, I've just given half the board the idea that we should hand out a Desslock Prize every year to the person with the longest, most verbose post. Yes, haha, that'd be a good idea, except that I'd just end up winning it year after year. :P

Samurai Drifter
June 4th, 2007, 11:56 PM
AWA!


I've actually not been to ACEN, but I've got to support the home team.
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=64201&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=150
MOON PRINCESS, ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS ****?! THEY DON"T CARE ABOUT YOU'RE FORUM, THEY ARE JUST MOCKING YOU, LAUGHING AT YOU, MAKING A FOOL OF YOUR NAME!!!!
:lol:

CrossboneGundam
June 5th, 2007, 12:27 AM
Yeah, my vote's going to Minoru, too.

Mooserocka
June 5th, 2007, 01:09 AM
ill go with maybe somehting i posted in the past

GreatNekoKoneko
June 5th, 2007, 06:46 AM
ill go with maybe somehting i posted in the past

...yeah. HOW TO DOWNLOAD RAM.

Sendo Takeshi
June 5th, 2007, 08:13 AM
Hmmm.....dumbest thread ever? Just scout the video game forum and you'll find a ton ranging from the PS3 thread to anything dealing with fighting games. Awesome stuff.

master terrence
June 5th, 2007, 08:46 AM
The ultimate weeaboo thread ever! (http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=177910) Every other is just a pretender.



... where do these people come from???
what is it about AN that attracts them?
does he not understand that you must space after periods and commas?


on a side note:
If you are going to go through the trouble of writing that much... at least make it believable... "brain size = smarter people" :lol:

goddessofanime
June 5th, 2007, 12:13 PM
Was that thread for real??! That must've happened during one of my 'off-times' when I didn't care for here.

Outside of SKaze, I forget his name but there was a guy from the Phillipines on here that posted something similar to Minoru. And that he wanted to know how to shut a little girl up when she followed him in Blockbuster or some video store.

Also, I wrote a whole rant about the one time I got into it with my neighbor. Got a lot of anger out of my system but I bored people too in this case, I apologize.

HSaabedra
June 5th, 2007, 12:17 PM
Was that thread for real??! That must've happened during one of my 'off-times' when I didn't care for here.

Outside of SKaze, I forget his name but there was a guy from the Phillipines on here that posted something similar to Minoru. And that he wanted to know how to shut a little girl up when she followed him in Blockbuster or some video store.

Also, I wrote a whole rant about the one time I got into it with my neighbor. Got a lot of anger out of my system but I bored people too in this case, I apologize.

I got you beat, I asked for help on how to deal with breaking off my engagement to my ex on here.

Not one of my proudest moments.

Leader Desslock
June 5th, 2007, 12:45 PM
Was that thread for real??! That must've happened during one of my 'off-times' when I didn't care for here.
As far as I can tell, it was a legitimate thread, and it was consistent with other views espoused by Minoru in various other threads.

If you want another good read you may have missed, here's a thread I consider to be a close runner-up to the previous thread:

http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=191893

Then there's Zuggy's "Dark Side Of The Moon" thread where he points to an imaging glitch in a lunar photograph as evidence of some sort of alien base/temple/etc. on the far side of the moon. This was comprehensively debunked on the grounds that:

- The region in the photograph is in fact on the NEAR side of the moon, visible from the ground.
- All other photographs taken of that same area, from a variety of angles (including Earth-based telescopes), reveal nothing unusual.
- The feature in the photograph is actually a very known, named and recognized lunar feature.

As I said earlier, though - none of these threads comes close to Minoru's "I want/plan to be genetically resequenced (in my lifetime) into an immortal asian superbeing" thread.

goddessofanime
June 5th, 2007, 12:51 PM
All I have to say is:

DDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYUU UUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM


AN sure brings the wackos.

Alice Catherine
June 5th, 2007, 12:54 PM
That one with the Orange Juice vs. Apple Juice or something like that. That's where I got my Vitamin Water avatar.

Also, this is the 3rd reincarnation in a series of tagged threads on GameFaqs:
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=217&topic=35745409

CrossboneGundam
June 5th, 2007, 01:42 PM
If you want another good read you may have missed, here's a thread I consider to be a close runner-up to the previous thread:

http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=191893

I wonder if this will spur VSh to combine the idea with that russian math guy's "true history of the world" and say there's a mathematical formula that proves the Japanese are really a lost tribe of Israel. :lol:

VSh
June 5th, 2007, 01:53 PM
If you want another good read you may have missed, here's a thread I consider to be a close runner-up to the previous thread:

http://www.animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=191893

Thanks for the promotion. It could be better if you guys could think... better :P

max payne
June 5th, 2007, 01:58 PM
Any thread on the Ninestiles (my school) myspace page. It's basically a bunch of emos that can't even spell "it" properly attempting to take the piss out of one guy, who used to be a moderator and banned loads of spammers. So they broke off a formed their own cesspool of stupidity.

Hara!
June 5th, 2007, 02:40 PM
I win. (http://www.google.com/search?q=Heroes+for+hire+13+thread&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)
Big time. (http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=933199&topic=35858121)
Seriously. (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php)

Bernard_Monsha
June 7th, 2007, 06:16 PM
I just remembered one of the most epic threads from SD & D. We had a poster who was dateing a drag queen and was adament that she was a Lesbian even though she had never been with a woman and her girl friend was actually a man. There was 10 pages of this and even posted pictures of the alleged woman who looked like Monty Hall in drag. Them were good times on AN.

earsofdoom
June 7th, 2007, 06:21 PM
I just remembered one of the most epic threads from SD & D. We had a poster who was dateing a drag queen and was adament that she was a Lesbian even though she had never been with a woman and her girl friend was actually a man. There was 10 pages of this and even posted pictures of the alleged woman who looked like Monty Hall in drag. Them were good times on AN.

Was it a joke thread or was the guy serious?

Bernard_Monsha
June 7th, 2007, 06:30 PM
It was a girl and she was quite serious.

Soluzar
June 7th, 2007, 06:38 PM
I just remembered one of the most epic threads from SD & D. We had a poster who was dating a drag queen and was adament that she was a Lesbian even though she had never been with a woman and her girl friend was actually a man.
This person... admitted that her "girlfriend" was a man, or you could just tell by looking? I'm just saying that no matter how much a person looks like they have a male face, unless you've seen the package you can never really be sure. If she admitted it was a man in drag, that's just confusing that she still wanted to call herself a lesbian. I mean... why?

I've seen some other stupid threads, in my time. Minoru takes a lot of beating. The thread in which Zugzwang said I must be reading his mind just because I could guess he had read the Illuminatus Trilogy was pretty memorable too. SKaze's thread was pretty LOLsworthy, although more pathetic than stupid.