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guyverfanboy
June 4th, 2007, 10:22 AM
'Expecting A Massive Turnout'

Updated: 12:47, Saturday June 02, 2007
A pensioner's election campaign got off to a spicy start when he printed a pile of leaflets containing the phrase Vote For Sex.

Tory candidate Henry Forse is standing for a seat on New Forest District Council in Hampshire.

But his campaign leaflets carried the phrase Vote Forse, followed by an X.

The retired sea captain said: "I didn't notice it myself, and as soon as we had them printed, I set off with a pile under my arm.

"I was walking past a building site when a workman spotted it and burst out laughing and shouted, 'Vote for sex! I don't believe it!'

"My wife posted one at a house where there was a tree surgeon working and he almost fell out of his tree laughing."

At first, a horrified Mr Forse thought the blunder could damage his campaign and stopped posting the leaflets through doors.

But when he consulted the local Conservative agent, she was quick to see the funny side and it was decided the naughty message was as likely to win him votes as lose them.

The June 14 poll - delayed from the May 3 elections elsewhere in the council because of the death of another candidate - is the first that Mr Forse has stood in.

New Forest East's Tory MP Julian Lewis joked: "With a promise like that, we are expecting a massive turnout."
Sky News (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1268712,00.html)

Now, that is some funny news! :lol:

sailornyanko
June 4th, 2007, 10:26 AM
It would of even been funnier if he had made a website voteforesex.com or something.

Leader Desslock
June 4th, 2007, 11:13 AM
I still remember the campaign of **** Swett (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett), a congressman from New Hampshire. I had to wonder how he'd gotten as far as he had in politics with a name like that. Sounds like a Bart Simpson phone prank.

VidelCoolGirl
June 4th, 2007, 12:25 PM
I still remember the campaign of **** Swett (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett), a congressman from New Hampshire. I had to wonder how he'd gotten as far as he had in politics with a name like that. Sounds like a Bart Simpson phone prank.

Bart: Yes, Phonecall for ****? Last name, Swett?
Moe: Hold on; I'll check. Is there some **** Swett here? Cmon guys! I need **** Swett!

Delta-Pheonix
June 4th, 2007, 12:26 PM
He's got my vote even if he's a Tory scum bag :naughty:

KyouryokuSenshi
June 4th, 2007, 06:54 PM
Someone has too much time on their hands. :P

Old Ape Face
June 4th, 2007, 07:11 PM
Just goes to show what people are thinking nowadays. The graphic industry eats this up like candy, but it could go the wrong way too. Example, one of my graphic instructors had to do a job for a music company. and he used the outline of a grand piano and a saxophone. I dono if the guy who he worked for was Jewish, but just the way the saxophone and the piano looked on the artwork, looked like a swastika to the client. That's my horror story for the day.

guyverfanboy
June 4th, 2007, 09:18 PM
Someone has too much time on their hands. :P

I know. -_-; I like to spread the funny news. :lol: