Relationship Thingie.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...picked it up at kotaku and some other link.

pick one that describes your relationship with your significant other.

Our relationship is like…

1. Killer 7. I don’t understand what you’re saying, and I don’t even know who I am any more.

2. Resident Evil 4. I’m protecting you from all the world’s evils, and you won’t even let me look at your pants.

3. Super Mario Kart. I’m sabotaging the progress of others to reach the rainbow road.

4. Tetris. **** keeps piling up.

5. Bust A Move. You keep bursting my bubble.

6. Rayman: Raving Rabbids. I’m being put through a series of bizarre trials with little hope of success.

7. Red Steel. I’m just waving my hands in the air and nothing is happening.

8. Harvest Moon. I must always tend our crops to reap a magical harvest.

9. The Sims. Everything keeps breaking down.

10. Shadows of the Colossus. The cost is so great, I’m not sure I even want it any more.

11. Nintendogs. We never really go anywhere, and all I do is clean up your ****.

12. Super Mario Bros. I keep hitting my head against the ceiling and falling down holes.

13. Katamari Damacy. I want to roll you up into my life.

14. The Legend of Zelda. We just keep doing the same things over and over again, just in slightly different ways.

15. Animal Crossing. All my letters and gifts won’t guarantee that you’ll stay.

16. Silent Hill. I’ve never got a clear view of things.

17. Guitar Hero. We have poor timing.

18. Hotel Dusk: Room 215. You never answer a question straight.

19. Sonic The Hedgehog. I’m always running blindly into danger, and I never seem to have any rings for you.

20. Lemmings. I’m trying to save it, but I really just want to hit the nuke button.

21. Dance Dance Revolution. I keep tripping over myself.

22. Chibi Robo. I can never get our house clean.

23. World of Warcraft. I think I’m having fun, but it’s really just a grind.

24. Track and Field. I never seem to rub your buttons fast enough.

25. Gears of War. Even with all my macho posturing, you still don’t take me seriously.

26. Paper Mario. Some people might think it’s flat and lifeless, but they’re not looking at it from the right angle.

27. Kirby’s Dream Land. No matter how hard I suck, I can’t get you all in my mouth.

28. Paperboy. You don’t want what I’m trying to deliver.

29. Wario Ware. Every three seconds, it changes.

30. Wii Sports. It was fun at first, but now my shoulders hurt.

31. Ico. You’re completely helpless, and I’m sick of dragging you around everywhere.

32. Trauma Center: Under the Knife. The operation that would be required to save it is utterly ludicrous.

33. Parappa the Rapper. Perfect rhythm, bright colours.

34. Super Princess Peach. I’m pushing all your emotional buttons, but you’d rather I just left you alone with your vibe-scepter.

35. Grand Theft Auto. I think it’s full of possibility, but you’ll only let me progress if I do it your way.

36. Tie Fighter. I’m having more fun being the bad guy.

37. Punch-Out. I hit you a lot, but you never seem to go down for me.

38. Electroplankton. I’m never going to have anything to show for my time.

39. Mortal Kombat. I used to think you were so cool. Now I have no idea what I was thinking.

40. Ghouls and Ghosts. Punishing.

41. Bomberman. My plans always seem to blow up in my own face.

42. Oregon Trail. It’s dying of dysentery.

43. Street Fighter II. Once you start slapping me, I don’t know what to do to make you stop.

44. Ultima VII. You think I’m a symbol of perfection, but really I’m a sociopathic, thieving bastard.

45. Metal Gear Solid. You just won’t shut up.

46. Pokemon. I’m supposed to be your best friend, and yet you keep throwing me into battles against my will.

47. Final Fantasy. No matter what we go through, we’re fully refreshed after a good night’s sleep.

48. Pro Evolution Soccer. It’s the same thing every time I come back, but it seems to get worse as we go on.

49. Space Invaders. We’ve got a lot of fond memories of it, but we can’t go back.

50. Pac-Man. You keep stuffing your face and trying to avoid old ghosts.

51. Crackdown. I feel like Superman.

52. Duke Nukem Forever. I don’t think it’s ever going to start, is it?

[HSaabedra]

Mother****ing Win!!!!

Final Fantasy. No matter what we go through, we’re fully refreshed after a good night’s sleep.

Katamari Damacy. I want to roll you up into my life.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Mother****ing Win!!!!

...mutha****ing thanks.

[Danju]

Relation...ship? What's that?

On a serious note, from past relationships (if you can call them that) I've had it always seems to be this one:

Duke Nukem Forever. I don’t think it’s ever going to start, is it?

[{NG}Fidel]

7. Red Steel. I’m just waving my hands in the air and nothing is happening.

Not my Realationship but man I know what they mean for that game.

46. Pokemon. I’m supposed to be your best friend, and yet you keep throwing me into battles against my will.
Wow that actually fits my life.
My realationship just got related to Pokemon....

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...i told you. we can learn a lot from videogames...

[Leader Desslock]

My relationship with my ex was like Pong... back and forth over the same meaningless, repetitive motions until one player finally got tired of playing and walked away.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

My relationship with my ex was like Pong... back and forth over the same meaningless, repetitive motions until one player finally got tired of playing and walked away.

...nice one, LD. very nice indeed.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I've had all 51 at once once. Sometimes I've had like a dozen at once. It's good to be Prons. :D

[tenshi_a]

Taiko no Tatsujin - lots of mistimed pounding.

Sega Bass Fishing - "OH! YOU GOT A BIG ONE!"

Disgaea - grind grind grind... if it's not going fast enough, equip better accessories.

Nanobreaker - I've never seen so much blood! Seriously; is that normal?

Michigan: Report From Hell - Eroticism? Horror? They go hand in hand.

Demolition Girl - it's like a ridiculous B-movie and is lots of silly fun, but it has a terrible control system, then it's over far too quickly.

Metropolitan Street Racer - it's not so much about speed, but scoring points for style and demonstrating great handling.

Freak Out / Stretch Panic - breasts, hands, and boss battles.

[Samurai Drifter]

Killer 7. I never know wtf is going on with women.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Centipede Everything is going great but the damned parasites keep dropping in unexpectedly and leaveing obsticals that cause issues.

[tenshi_a]

Mr Driller - If I stay still, I'll suffocate. I have no choice but to dig myself deeper and deeper and hope that I won't be crushed and die. Every now and then I find a real breath of fresh air. *Lucky*!

[Hara!]

MGS2: You´re a man?

[Soluzar]

Taiko no Tatsujin - lots of mistimed pounding.

Sega Bass Fishing - "OH! YOU GOT A BIG ONE!"

Disgaea - grind grind grind... if it's not going fast enough, equip better accessories.

Nanobreaker - I've never seen so much blood! Seriously; is that normal?

Michigan: Report From Hell - Eroticism? Horror? They go hand in hand.

Demolition Girl - it's like a ridiculous B-movie and is lots of silly fun, but it has a terrible control system, then it's over far too quickly.

Metropolitan Street Racer - it's not so much about speed, but scoring points for style and demonstrating great handling.

Freak Out / Stretch Panic - breasts, hands, and boss battles.

Mr Driller - If I stay still, I'll suffocate. I have no choice but to dig myself deeper and deeper and hope that I won't be crushed and die. Every now and then I find a real breath of fresh air. *Lucky*!

:lol:

What could I possibly add, except -_-;

[tenshi_a]

I'm sure you could think of more... describing just about any game will do...

Shadow Of The Colossus - climb on, hold on tight... oh god, I fell off. Climb on again! Hold on tighter! Stabbity stabbity stabbity! Stabbity stabbity stabbity! Oh... and the creature can fight no longer. Everything's gone black.

We'll do it again tomorrow!

But why are we doing this? Is it really fun? It seems so cruel... it's hardly even fighting back...

(ok, I'm going to stop now. That was a terrible, terrible image. Maybe I ought to leave some games alone...)

(BTW: These posts are for comedy purposes only. I'm not really making a personal statement.)

[Soluzar]

I'm sure you could think of more... describing just about any game will do...

GTA Vice City: Ohhh, I've forgotten what I'm supposed to be doing, because all the random bits are so much fun.

Wario Ware: I have five seconds to work out what I need to do next, otherwise I'm going to fail!

Final Fantasy X-2: Ooooh! So many costumes to try! Each one has a different effect!

Animal Crossing: If I don't talk to this person often enough, and write them lots of letters, they might not like me anymore! :crybaby:

(BTW: The only one I'm being serious about is FFX2.)

[Polaryzed_123]

This is the best *** damn topic I've seen in a while. The weird part is how close these are to real life...

To best describe my relationship after 7 years of marriage are:


1. Killer 7. I don’t understand what you’re saying, and I don’t even know who I am any more.

2. Resident Evil 4. I’m protecting you from all the world’s evils, and you won’t even let me look at your pants.

4. Tetris. **** keeps piling up.

9. The Sims. Everything keeps breaking down.

10. Shadows of the Colossus. The cost is so great, I’m not sure I even want it any more.

11. Nintendogs. We never really go anywhere, and all I do is clean up your ****.

14. The Legend of Zelda. We just keep doing the same things over and over again, just in slightly different ways.

20. Lemmings. I’m trying to save it, but I really just want to hit the nuke button.

28. Paperboy. You don’t want what I’m trying to deliver.

30. Wii Sports. It was fun at first, but now my shoulders hurt.

31. Ico. You’re completely helpless, and I’m sick of dragging you around everywhere.

35. Grand Theft Auto. I think it’s full of possibility, but you’ll only let me progress if I do it your way.

46. Pokemon. I’m supposed to be your best friend, and yet you keep throwing me into battles against my will.


This one doesn't really apply, but I thought it was hilarious. :P

27. Kirby’s Dream Land. No matter how hard I suck, I can’t get you all in my mouth.

[Evil_Koala]

Gears of War DX Damnit

[Old Ape Face]

23. World of Warcraft. I think I’m having fun, but it’s really just a grind.



Literally and that's not even half of it, considering I can't even play the game for a while, my relationship is non existent.

You for got:

Super Smash Brothers: There are too many to choose from and they all want a little piece of you.

[tenshi_a]

(BTW: The only one I'm being serious about is FFX2.)

...ok... -_-;

Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball - the first thing you do is install the patch to make everyone completely naked.

Tokimeki Memorial ~ Girl's Side - hmm, I still like the versions of this game - where you date girls - better...

[Sendo Takeshi]

43. Street Fighter II. Once you start slapping me, I don’t know what to do to make you stop.

45. Metal Gear Solid. You just won’t shut up.



That SF one needs a good edit.

43. Street Fighter II. Don't jump in, you're only going to get hit.


Other than that, the MGS one applies to me. Women never seem to know when to shut it. Then when you hit them off with a well-timed Nikita, they burst into tears in hopes that they'll mess up your radar like a chaff grenade. If you don't step on the claymore, you won't set it off. Plain and simple.

I think I can add one:

Gran Turismo. You look sexy, but you handle like a *****.

[Gibb]

Shadow of the Colossus - Is it alright if there are some tentacles at the end?

Ar Tonelico - I've repeatedly dived into you, but I still have no idea how your mind works.

Final Fantasy 7 and higher - I can only have 2 others with me, so be happy I chose you.

Kingdom Hearts - You're pretty much the only normal looking girl here. Everybody else has big ears, or huge feet, or something.

Chrono Trigger - For the 100th time, I'm sorry for picking up the @$&%ing pendant first! Geez!

[SapphireDream]

Need for Speed: Drive fast and reckless. Hope the police dont catch you

[Haro!]

Pokemon: i'm too old for you but i want you anyway

[Ikari Warrior]

Pokemon: i'm too old for you but i want you anyway

Another winning post by Haro!

My previous relationship was like Dynasty Warriors - Each time it looks better, even though it's the same damn thing.

Other than that, it's a combination of:

MGS
Pong
Pro Evolution Soccer (sad ain't it?)
Ico
Dead or Alive 2 - No matter what you wear, I can't touch you and you won't take it ALL off.
Mega Man - There are 8 different ways to do one thing, and I always pick the wrong way.


Gran Turismo. You look sexy, but you handle like a *****.

Actually, I always thought it was more like:

You're hard to handle, but once I figure you out, I can figure out everyone else like you.

[Amuro]

Historically..

At best:
38. Electroplankton. I’m never going to have anything to show for my time.

At worst:
52. Duke Nukem Forever. I don’t think it’s ever going to start, is it?

[Sendo Takeshi]

Actually, I always thought it was more like:

You're hard to handle, but once I figure you out, I can figure out everyone else like you.


Mine's was applying to high-maintanence women.

[RyoTD]

Thread = Win.

Chrono Trigger - For the 100th time, I'm sorry for picking up the @$&%ing pendant first! Geez!
Heh. When I got to The Trial on my first playthrough, I got only a single vote in my favor. :lol:

[Nano]

13. Katamari Damacy. I want to roll you up into my life.
Tokimeki Memorial - I never get to actually touch you.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...keep the thread going. im seeing really interesting viewpoints of AN members. you guys are sick - in a good way.

[Nano]

Final Fantasy12 - I feel like we're on auto pilot.

not my views, just for laughs=D

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Final Fantasy12 - I feel like we're on auto pilot.

not my views, just for laughs=D

...in my view, the game masturbates itself. im only there to watch.

[Nano]

...in my view, the game masturbates itself. im only there to watch.
off topic
You said it! Right now I have it on auto level, I'm set to turn the screen off go to sleep and wake up 12 levels stronger.
On topic
MGS2: Wait, who's related to who now?

[Rurouni Saiyan]

Killer 7. I never know wtf is going on with women.

Who does? :P

Side note:

Devil May Cry 2: Too easy.

[Ikari Warrior]

Superman 64: WAY too ****ed up to be enjoyable.

Castlevania 64: I didn't want it to happen, but since it did, let's try to forget about it.

Star Ocean 2: We have so much fun, and we do so much together, but I can't stand your voice!

Guitar Hero: Slow it down, baby, or I can't hit the buttons in time.

[Old Ape Face]

Doom1-2: You feel like every level you start out with a wimpy pistol, Until you: idfa, then you have a BFG900 every time :shifty:

[sailornyanko]

Age of Empires: You didn't see that town massacre coming. At least everytime I try to play it. >_<

[Shiroiyuki]

Pokemon: i'm too old for you but i want you anyway

For some reason, I feel attached to this one. Hahahaha


Final Fantasy XII: Sit on the sidelines while I play with myself.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Final Fantasy XII: Sit on the sidelines while I play with myself.

...Final Fantasy XII: Play with yourself. I like to watch.

[Shiroiyuki]

Final Fantasy X: I might make a lot of new noises, but I'm not enjoying myself

Final Fantasy X-2: When in doubt, role-playing gets you out of actually having to be good at something

Dance Dance Revolution: The longer we know each other, the more winded I get

[Holy Knight]

Metroid Prime : My girlfriend intimidates me with her independence.

[tenshi_a]

Exit - careful when you follow me, it's dangerous round here, and you might want to pick up that fire extinguisher...

[Genocide]

Emperor: Battle for Dune - You just keep chewing up whatever I buy. It's never enough for you.

Black & White - I need to put you on a leash just to keep you away from the guys around town.

[Nano]

Final Fantasy 7 - I could be in a love triangle and never know.

Fable - You're naughty you're nice now you're naughty again!

Splinter Cell - I have to get in the house, upstairs, and into bed without waking her up, or throwing up.

Elder Scroll - I got lost, sorry^^;

Fable - Am I the only one growing up?

The Matrix Path Of Neo - Our first time was better.

Naruto fighting game - Can I Cosplay as Naruto this time?

Need for Speed - I finish too fast.

[Ikari Warrior]

Any Downloaded ROM: You may be owned by someone else, but we have fun when they're not looking

[tenshi_a]

ESRB Warning: Game experience may change during online play

[Aletheia]

F.E.A.R. - It's OK now, but I have to upgrade my software to fully enjoy it.

I'm probably the only woman I know that actually wants to age faster. ;P

[Old Ape Face]

F.E.A.R. - It's OK now, but I have to upgrade my software to fully enjoy it.

I'm probably the only woman I know that actually wants to age faster. ;P

I highly doubt that. In that case, your the only girl I'd want to age faster, and that goes for a lot of girls. :P