Well then.

[Onigiri]

I'm sure you get rather sick of this, but...
Hello, I'm Lauren, and I am neeew (gross I know).

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...here's to another new one. Lauren, is that your real name? prepare to be mobbed by the male population of AN - until they get to see your pics.

welcome to AN.

[Onigiri]

Hahaha!
Yeah that's my name, and thanks for the heads up...

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...no problem. PM me if they harrass you - so i may join them if the harrassment is within logic.

[Reidar]

Welcome! I'm the head moderator. Please note that any emoticons other than the default Smilies are in violation of the Terms of Service, and use of any such expressions may result in a ban.

[Onigiri]

Ahhh, my apologies....

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Ahhh, my apologies.

...don't mind Reidar. he gets off at being a "nickname derived from the name RIchard that begins with a D and is composed of 4 letters, followed by the letters I, C, and K, repectively."

[Reidar]

It's forgivable, since you are new.

As you can see, I keep a very strict gauntlet here, but such is the iron fortitude for someone of my caliber.

[Onigiri]

Oh, I am certainly in awe of your... domineering...presence.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Welcome to the forums

Ignore everything everyone else has told you. If you have a question or run into a problem PM me or anyone else whose name is in red and we will help you out.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Welcome to the forums

Ignore everything everyone else has told you. If you have a question or run into a problem PM me or anyone else whose name is in red and we will help you out.

...and the Mighty Monsha has spoken. everyone shall listen.

[SDAnimeFan]

Hello Welcome! :)

[Nano]

Welcome, new Pleb.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Welcome! I'm the head moderator. Please note that any emoticons other than the default Smilies are in violation of the Terms of Service, and use of any such expressions may result in a ban.


Do you know, for some reason I don't quite believe you. http://www.evacommentary.org/forums/images/smiles/hmmm.gif

Welcome, I love your cat-bread avatar. :)

[Shiroiyuki]

Welcome to the forums ^_^. Don't mind Reidar, he tries to confuse all the new people. I'm thinking someone pulled a similar stunt on him when he was a new member, and this is why he makes it his personal mission to shatter each and every Newbie's self-confidence on this forum. Poor Reidar, he just needs a friend. A chocolatey friend....

:lol: Welcome Onigiri!

[Nano]

It's forgivable, since you are new.

As you can see, I keep a very strict gauntlet here, but such is the iron fortitude for someone of my caliber.

Reidar showing mercy.......I'd say something...but, uh..nevermind!

[fujyoshi]

wow ya know they should just have a intro forum where people post intros and stuff they way it doesn't get confused with spam. welcome to the forums btw, I'm the friendly resident fujyoshi at your service of entertainment ^^

[Evil_Koala]

HELLO, COMRADE

=p

[Tenou]

...here's to another new one. Lauren, is that your real name? prepare to be mobbed by the male population of AN - until they get to see your pics.

welcome to AN.

... I was wondering what you were talking about for a few minutes. Lauren's a boy's name too, you know.
Hello and welcome, and remember, it's not just the male population you have to worry about.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

... I was wondering what you were talking about for a few minutes. Lauren's a boy's name too, you know.
Hello and welcome, and remember, it's not just the male population you have to worry about.

. . . Since when? :unsure:

[lmc87]

... I was wondering what you were talking about for a few minutes. Lauren's a boy's name too, you know.
Hello and welcome, and remember, it's not just the male population you have to worry about.

I have never in my years on this earth seen a guy called lauren.

[Mason Cage]

Hey, Welcome to the Site I`m New also

[Solid_Snake]

Welcome to the forums! :)

PS: I wish we still had the welcoming team.

[Old Ape Face]

Hello welcome to "Hell on Earth".... Animenation XD

[Tenou]

. . . Since when? :unsure:
Late 70's Early 80's, at least... probably longer than that. I know 2 guys named Lauren and that's about the time they were born. I don't know any women named Lauren.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...well, Lauren sounds like a girl's name to me. i dunno which side of Canada you're from but we people from the Country Below Canada say "I'ts a Girl's Name".

...until Lauren actually shows us a pic.

[Haro!]

There was a guy named Lauren, a footballer. Um, don't know who he plays for but i think he's African and plays for some team in the Premier league.

Welcome Lauren. Your cat bread avatar looks familiar, but can't think of where its from. Oh and the other members will say to avoid me, but they're grossly exaggerating and don't listen to them.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Another sacrifice for the gods. Excellent. We demand pics to size you up for your sacrificial ceremony.

[goddessofanime]

Welcome.

but weren't you on here before? I sort of remember another poster going by Onigiri.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

There was a guy named Lauren, a footballer. Um, don't know who he plays for but i think he's African and plays for some team in the Premier league.

Welcome Lauren. Your cat bread avatar looks familiar, but can't think of where its from. Oh and the other members will say to avoid me, but they're grossly exaggerating and don't listen to them.

Lauren Etame Mayer? He plays for Portsmouth, however his name is actually Laureano. <_<

[Onigiri]

No worries, I don't have any extra "appendages".
Lauren is a girls name in this case.

Many thanks for the hospitality. >^.^<

[Old Ape Face]

No worries, I don't have any extra "appendages".
Lauren is a girls name in this case.

Many thanks for the hospitality. >^.^<

She acts like a girl, talks like a girl and hell she might as well smell like a girl, :) I confirm she is a girl.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

No worries, I don't have any extra "appendages".
Lauren is a girls name in this case.

Many thanks for the hospitality. >^.^<

... hope this means that you didn't have a double mastectomy.

[Midoriko87]

I'm sure you get rather sick of this, but...
Hello, I'm Lauren, and I am neeew (gross I know).

Gross? :rolleyes: Lauren, you're amongst friends, now. Your louses do not bother us. I mean, maybe even a few of us have had that problem, before... Sometimes, we call them Crabs. Like, the people with their names in Red. They're some of the coolest people, 'cause they don't try to hide it. In fact, they embrace it (thus, the red letters). Personally, I'm not one of those people; louses just don't like my hair. Too hard to navigate... :lol:

Anywho, Glad to Have ya. And, stop frontin' and start Geeking out. I swear no one's gonna gossip about you in that IRC Channel thingy. :lol: Just kiddin'. Oh, and when I say "Geekin' Out," I don't mean, you know, like, doin' Crack. That wouldn't be cool, right? Right?! I mean, I'm not too hip, so I'll try just about anything... :| Welcome!! :)

[Dr. Ezra]

Welcome aboard. I'm Dr. E, the coolest member of AN.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Welcome aboard. I'm Dr. E, the coolest member of AN.

...not when I'M around.

[Dr. Ezra]

...not when I'M around.

I always thought that we kind of worked together to be the coolest team here at AN.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I always thought that we kind of worked together to be the coolest team here at AN.

...shhh! not too loud!

[Rain]

...shhh! not too loud!

What? I'm most definitely the coolest cat on the block.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

What? I'm most definitely the coolest cat on the block.

...uh, that's my line. you know, with a name like mine...

[Old Ape Face]

Neko twice LOL

[Dr. Ezra]

Well, I'm a doctor, so I've got you all beat. Ha!

[Reidar]

If you even dream of being better than me, you'd better wake up and apologize.

[Old Ape Face]

*sigh* I love the internet, you can brag on and on about how better you are then another person and they can't do a damn thing.

So what am I gonna do? Absolutely nothing. :) cause I'm cool like that :cool:

[Dr. Ezra]

If you even dream of being better than me, you'd better wake up and apologize.

Build up your post count and then we'll talk about who's better on AN.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Well, I'm a doctor, so I've got you all beat. Ha!

I'm an Angel beet that! :P

[Old Ape Face]

Hmmm, be careful what you say around here. you might be out numbered in posts. which have no significant value to this forum whatsoever. :|

[Reidar]

I'm so modest, I can admit my only fault: I don't realize how great I really am.

[Old Ape Face]

arrogance is a wonderful thing. :P

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...posts mean nothing in this forum. post credibility, however, does.

[Haro!]

Well, I'm a doctor, so I've got you all beat. Ha!

yes but you have yet to give me a check up

[Shiroiyuki]

I'm an Angel beet that! :P

Pish, I'm a *****y, know-it-all smartass chick who most people fear, even though I'm 1/4th their size.

The original Pint-Sized Dragon lady

Beat that!

[Nano]

I just want 888 as a post count, because 8 is my favorite number.
You wanted to know who the coolest person is? Just wait for the AN awards.

[Chousho]

Ignore everything everyone else has told you. If you have a question or run into a problem PM me or anyone else whose name is in red and we will help you out.
Yes yes, the staff is very helpful, so says I, Chousho
...until Lauren actually shows us a pic.
Yes, we need ... evidence... of your feminininity.
For scientific purposes of course *cough cough*
She acts like a girl, talks like a girl and hell she might as well smell like a girl, :) I confirm she is a girl.
But... I talk and smell like a girl and... *checks* wait... WHERE DID IT GO!?

[Sendo Takeshi]

...posts mean nothing in this forum. post credibility, however, does.


Would this mean I'm the resident flamer? I'll never forget my initial days as Deathscythe and sending fanboys like Richie into the garbage bin. It was one of the few times where recycling would have been a bad thing. I'm still waiting for his return. :(

[Old Ape Face]

Yes yes, the staff is very helpful, so says I, Chousho

Yes, we need ... evidence... of your feminininity.
For scientific purposes of course *cough cough*

But... I talk and smell like a girl and... *checks* wait... WHERE DID IT GO!?

that's a different type of girl. :P