End of 3rd Quarter: Anyone Else Get Report Cards?

[Alice Catherine]

I swear I didn't think I'd make it through today with my head still in tact when my dad saw my grades...meh.

English 8: A
Algebra 1A: A-
Earth Science 8 (Otherwise known as "When the hell is a novelist going to need Science?" or "The subject taught by the stupid ***** with green feet."): D-
Early American Studies 8: C+ (went down...I'm ashamed)
Art 8: C
Computer 8: A
Music 8: A-
Tech Ed 8: A
Fitness 8: B
Wellness 8: B
Concert Choir: A

[Sendo Takeshi]

Earth Science 8 (Otherwise known as "When the hell is a novelist going to need Science?" or "The subject taught by the stupid ***** with green feet."): D-



Other than Earth Science being SUPER easy, a novelist must know these things because you never know what you're going to write about. We writers call it reference. Think of it this way, you ever do a fantasy novel or some crazy sci-fi nonsense, half of your job is already done for you. The rest, you just research extensively.

Man, you make me want to give myself papercuts all over my body with printing paper and quit at writing. Ugh........

[Evil_Koala]

Throw some D's on that *****...

(Wtf you got a C in History. U PHAIL!)

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Other than Earth Science being SUPER easy, a novelist must know these things because you never know what you're going to write about. We writers call it reference. Think of it this way, you ever do a fantasy novel or some crazy sci-fi nonsense, half of your job is already done for you. The rest, you just research extensively.

Man, you make me want to give myself papercuts all over my body with printing paper and quit at writing. Ugh........

...HA! Papercuts! get it? aw.

[Evil_Koala]

I got a 47 up in Math
A 67 in English
A 14 in Science
What the **** throw some D's on that *****.

[kenshinbebop]

No offence, but how the hell do you get a C in art?

Spanish=A
Math B2=B-(damn math and it's bringing down my GPA and it's uselessness and such. This is my worst class ever. Who gives a crap what the sin arc of and angle is???)
English=A+
Biology=A
Art=A
Band=A+
Global Honors=A+
Gym=A+
Health=A+

Math is my only grade below a 90....damn it...

Anyways, I'm in honors Englsih and Honors Global, Sophmore Biology, and Sophmore Math. Next year I'm taking mostly all college courses. :/

I try and convince myself I'm not a nerd...

[Haro!]

kenshinbebop, there's no helping it. Accept it and move on.

[Evil_Koala]

No offence, but how the hell do you get a C in art?

Spanish=A
Math B2=B-(damn math and it's bringing down my GPA and it's uselessness and such. This is my worst class ever. Who gives a crap what the sin arc of and angle is???)
English=A+
Biology=A
Art=A
Band=A+
Global Honors=A+
Gym=A+
Health=A+

Math is my only grade below a 90....damn it...

Anyways, I'm in honors Englsih and Honors Global, Sophmore Biology, and Sophmore Math. Next year I'm taking mostly all college courses. :/

I try and convince myself I'm not a nerd...

You're Asian? U PHAIL. B = 50.

Fa rill nao

English: B+
Geometry: C+
Health: A
Theatre: A++ (Lol 101)
Chemistry: B+
World Geography: B+ (He doesn't grade anything, just gives everyone 80's and 85's)
ROTC: A+++ (FTW)
Spanish: B

[kenshinbebop]

I'm asian??

[Evil_Koala]

I'm asian??

Yes...

I just realized I got A's in electives...I suck at math...But I get those bad grades because I don't turn stuff in on time...Too lazy.

[Vaikyuko]

My third quarter passed a while ago (like, two or three weeks). I got all As. Haha.

Why does this topic exist, again?

[Sendo Takeshi]

My third quarter passed a while ago (like, two or three weeks). I got all As. Haha.

Why does this topic exist, again?


Usually that time of the year where Alice shows off her report card. =/

Self-esteem issue? Who knows.

[kenshinbebop]

Usually that time of the year where Alice shows off her report card. =/

Self-esteem issue? Who knows.

I lol'd. ^_^

[Haro!]

Usually that time of the year where Alice shows off her report card. =/

Self-esteem issue? Who knows.
Its because she knows smart girls turn me on.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Its because she knows smart girls turn me on.

...just dont ask her about earth science.

[Sendo Takeshi]

...just dont ask her about earth science.


Guess she's not so down-to-Earth, now is she?

[lmc87]

Guess she's not so down-to-Earth, now is she?

You could say her heads in-the-clouds :P

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...(trying to think of earth science joke)

damn. you guys are good.

[hiei_kurama27]

What kind of a class is Wellness?

I got mine three weeks ago.

Concert Band: A+
Sociology: C-
Trigonometry: C-
World Lit: B
Cisco Networking: A

[Holy Knight]

Since I'm in college, we don't get our report cards until the end of our semester. We also go by percentages and not letters.

In any case, latest exams:

Physics: 83%
Math: 80%

With a huge biochemistry exam coming up on thursday which covers about 150 pages worth of material. Gah.

[Old Ape Face]

No offence, but how the hell do you get a C in art?

Spanish=A
Math B2=B-(damn math and it's bringing down my GPA and it's uselessness and such. This is my worst class ever. Who gives a crap what the sin arc of and angle is???)
English=A+
Biology=A
Art=A
Band=A+
Global Honors=A+
Gym=A+
Health=A+

Math is my only grade below a 90....damn it...

Anyways, I'm in honors Englsih and Honors Global, Sophmore Biology, and Sophmore Math. Next year I'm taking mostly all college courses. :/

I try and convince myself I'm not a nerd...

You phail at being educated,

[lmc87]

...(trying to think of earth science joke)

damn. you guys are good.

With results like those she might be feeling a bit, ya know, under the weather :lol:

[Old Ape Face]

Well I have a A- in Art History, and a C- in Physics

dropped out of Chinese Philosophy. Professor Confucian Yale master sage Was unpredictable, and I've failed his teachings.

Video Editing: I don't have a set a crew or an organization to suport it all.

[master terrence]

my reports card is suppose to come in the mail :rolleyes:
whenever that is... but I shoul dhave:

Journalism - A
American Mosaic - A
English IV Honors - B
Trigonometry - A (this class is easy as balls in all honesty)
Anatomy - I hope I have an A, I should with all the busy work.
Government Honors - B

I can't wait to Graduate.

[Solid_Snake]

I swear I didn't think I'd make it through today with my head still in tact when my dad saw my grades...meh.

English 8: A
Algebra 1A: A-
Earth Science 8 (Otherwise known as "When the hell is a novelist going to need Science?" or "The subject taught by the stupid ***** with green feet."): D-
Early American Studies 8: C+ (went down...I'm ashamed)
Art 8: C
Computer 8: A
Music 8: A-
Tech Ed 8: A
Fitness 8: B
Wellness 8: B
Concert Choir: A

And we care... Why?

Perhaps you should send a PM to the whole two people that give a damn next time. Just a thought.

[Old Ape Face]

If you don't care why post?

[Solid_Snake]

If you don't care why post?

...

That's the dumbest thing I've read all day. This topic would be like me saying "HAY GUYZ I GOT A PAY CHECK LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I PAYD IN TAXES!!!"

Attention *****, much?

[master terrence]

^ pay check and taxes are constant unless you change jobs. Grades and classes not so much. I don't mind learning what classes some people struggle with.

We've had threads like this in the past too anyways. Even one for the SAT. speaking of which, results came out a few weeks ago, did anyone take it?

I took the ACT and did decently V_V I got a 23. I like fell asleep on the first section or something. Which was English of course, which is where I usually excel on tests like this. Everyone makes the science part to be so tough, it was analyzing graphs though. Easy Peezy for the most part. Some stuff was crazy though.

[Old Ape Face]

...

That's the dumbest thing I've read all day. This topic would be like me saying "HAY GUYZ I GOT A PAY CHECK LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I PAYD IN TAXES!!!"

Attention *****, much?

Actually, you're the one giving her attention. If you don't like it don't play.

[Solid_Snake]

Actually, you're the one giving her attention. If you don't like it don't play.

Stop being Emo.

[Old Ape Face]

lol yeah I'm Emo ok. :rolleyes:

[Rain]

Congratulations!

Okay, now remind me why any of us should care about your (grade eight?) report card? It sure seems like someone here is a braggart. Honestly, don't you have anyone in real life to gloat on?

(Yeah, really, I care about an anonymous internet forum member's grades.)

[Solid_Snake]

Congratulations!

Okay, now remind me why any of us should care about your (grade eight?) report card? It sure seems like someone here is a braggart. Honestly, don't you have anyone in real life to gloat on?

(Yeah, really, I care about an anonymous internet forum member's grades.)

The same reason we have to hear about the drama in her life with people we couldn't care less about. But now we aparently care about a report card that means nothing in the future, as last I checked, grade nine and high school were all that mattered.

Grade Eight was easy. Though it's been a long time since I've been in any shcool.

[Old Ape Face]

Well this topic is certainly more inviting then comparing whether a person should marry an anime character or a real person.

[Evil_Koala]

LOL! Look at my new title.

OK so why y'all gotta be hatin on the 13 year old over yonder?

[Solid_Snake]

Well this topic is certainly more inviting then comparing whether a person should marry an anime character or a real person.

Atleast Skaze isn't bragging about it...

[Old Ape Face]

Atleast Skaze isn't bragging about it...

No he's completely denying everything but that what he thinks, which I not sure is any better then bragging.

[Evil_Koala]

What are y'all Saints now?

[Old Ape Face]

What are y'all Saints now?

No we're Aristocrats. and Liberals.

[Evil_Koala]

I like that movie. And Liberals are homosexual. Viva Franco!

[Rain]

The same reason we have to hear about the drama in her life with people we couldn't care less about. But now we aparently care about a report card that means nothing in the future, as last I checked, grade nine and high school were all that mattered.

Grade Eight was easy. Though it's been a long time since I've been in any shcool.

Well, if she actually decides to go that far, she should at least make up interesting, entertaining stories that are worth our while, otherwise it's all for naught.

Of course, anyone who doesn't effortlessly breeze through grade eight—even without studying—is a moron.

Well this topic is certainly more inviting then comparing whether a person should marry an anime character or a real person.

What are you on?

[Old Ape Face]

I'm actually Republican but i like to consider myself Independent.

[Old Ape Face]

Well, if she actually decides to go that far, she should at least make up interesting, entertaining stories that are worth our while, otherwise it's all for naught.

Of course, anyone who doesn't effortlessly breeze through grade eight—even without studying—is a moron.



What are you on?
O2 and Ritalin, and Carbonated Soda.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

O2 and Ritalin, and Carbonated Soda.

...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahah.

(pause)

HAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahah.

this is what the kids of today take. just because parents can't smack you upside your head.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I swear I didn't think I'd make it through today with my head still in tact when my dad saw my grades...meh.

English 8: A
Algebra 1A: A-
Earth Science 8 (Otherwise known as "When the hell is a novelist going to need Science?" or "The subject taught by the stupid ***** with green feet."): D-
Early American Studies 8: C+ (went down...I'm ashamed)
Art 8: C
Computer 8: A
Music 8: A-
Tech Ed 8: A
Fitness 8: B
Wellness 8: B
Concert Choir: A

Wow, lookit all those A's. Does your dad know C means "average?" As in, you not only got above average "C+" but you got the "I'm gonna get beaten up and have my lunch money taken after school," or in your case "I live in New York and am gonna get stabbed after school," letter! It's as if your dad wants your lunch money to be stolen.

Also, you feel ashamed your grade went down? I'm a doctor, and my diagnosis is you are not Chinese and therefore should not care about THAT.

BTW No one will ever be able to beat my M.D. from the Peking University Health Science center. Anyone wanna try? Not even that Computer Science guy who beats off to anime girls can beat me!

[Haro!]

...just dont ask her about earth science.

or Early American history for that matter... at least when I tell her to say my name i'm almost guaranteed she won't say "Aaron Burr!"

[Alice Catherine]

^Actually I'm pretty good at American History. I just have that "Homework and Project" problem and that REALLY screwed my science grade because at least with History I actually make an effort to get the **** in on time.
...stupid science brochure just HAD to print in a foreign language. And then she sat there and broadcast it to an entire computer class.
"Hey, Mrs. Ward, I have Katie here and apparently her brochure printed in a different language. She says she has no idea what happened..."

And THIS is what the class heard:
"Lol this stupid ***** is DUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBB! her b/chure print in a 4eign language lol retard!"

All she does is lower my self-esteem and make me feel bad about myself. I actually started calling her Professor Snape lately.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! *tee hee*

As for Solid-Snake and Mel, they're the only ones who troll me anyway. If they have a ****ing problem with me they can choose not to start drama and get us off topic. :)

[The Million Dollar Prons]

But I just shoved my medical degree in your face, is that not trolling? =(

[Solid_Snake]

As for Solid-Snake and Mel, they're the only ones who troll me anyway.

Aposed to the three that don't? By the way, some people on this forum need to learn what trolling is. If I was trolling, I would be spouting things about your mother while using various slangs and ect.
If they have a ****ing problem with me they can choose not to start drama and get us off topic. :)

Wait, going off topic in a "HAY COM LOOK L00K @ MI REPORT CARD FOR ELEMENTARY SCEWL K!!!"?! Sorry to not praise you and hire your ever so low self esteem in every post of mine, but I plain don't give a crap about Hose, Rachel, and whoever else you've started fights with for the day. And I especially don't care about your grades that don't mean a thing when you're a pre-teen.

And sorry to burst a bubble, but the world does not center around you.

[Old Ape Face]

Wow, lookit all those A's. Does your dad know C means "average?" As in, you not only got above average "C+" but you got the "I'm gonna get beaten up and have my lunch money taken after school," or in your case "I live in New York and am gonna get stabbed after school," letter! It's as if your dad wants your lunch money to be stolen.

Also, you feel ashamed your grade went down? I'm a doctor, and my diagnosis is you are not Chinese and therefore should not care about THAT.

BTW No one will ever be able to beat my M.D. from the Peking University Health Science center. Anyone wanna try? Not even that Computer Science guy who beats off to anime girls can beat me!

Oh i'm sure there is one out of the 12 billion people living in the world today.

Let's start calling random phone numbers and find out ^_^

[Old Ape Face]

...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahah.

(pause)

HAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahah.

this is what the kids of today take. just because parents can't smack you upside your head.

Actually is Concerta, and is a very highly mild version of Cocain. yes, indeed the two are closely related, but far different in the sense of potency.

[soulreaper]

The same reason we have to hear about the drama in her life with people we couldn't care less about. But now we aparently care about a report card that means nothing in the future, as last I checked, grade nine and high school were all that mattered.

That depends on how you look at it. I don't know what kind of school she goes to, but if 9th Grade is the start of her hight school run, then these grades definitely matter. Of course, that is if she wants to get into a really good high school

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I always thought upscale universities cared tons of your Highschool grades?

[HSaabedra]

Actually is Concerta, and is a very highly mild version of Cocain. yes, indeed the two are closely related, but far different in the sense of potency.

Promethazine syrup-40/60 split of morphine and acetominophen (Tylenol) Used as a painkiller in hospitals. Being on this on and off after surgery over 10 years sucked.

If you really think you need that to function properly, then your parents messed up big time.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Oh i'm sure there is one out of the 12 billion people living in the world today.

Let's start calling random phone numbers and find out ^_^

12 billion? There's only 6.5 million.

If there were 12 billion there'd probably be someone more impressive, but here in 6.5 I AM THE KING.

[kt-san]

Throw some D's on that *****...

(Wtf you got a C in History. U PHAIL!)

haha that was hilarious! lol rich boy would be proud

[Old Ape Face]

Promethazine syrup-40/60 split of morphine and acetominophen (Tylenol) Used as a painkiller in hospitals. Being on this on and off after surgery over 10 years sucked.

If you really think you need that to function properly, then your parents messed up big time.

lol talk to my doctor about it, and no I don't take if to function properly lol. it's a stimulant to calm my self during the day so i can concentrate. in my opinion it's not doing that much help, If I'm off the stuff I'm hyper and can't sit still for 5 seconds long enough to do any progress on something, and then later in the evening I'm dead tired.

On it, it's like all that energy in the morning is equaled out throughout the day, except, my mind feels like it's in dream land and it make my feel like I'm high. lol.

[Old Ape Face]

12 billion? There's only 6.5 million.

If there were 12 billion there'd probably be someone more impressive, but here in 6.5 I AM THE KING.

there will be 12 billion by the end of the decade.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Half of them will be Prons' children.

Oh, and no there won't. 3-4 years isn't enough time to create 6.5 billion people. Dunno where you heard that from.

[Old Ape Face]

Half of them will be Prons' children.

:lol: some how i do believe you.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Oh, and no there won't. 3-4 years isn't enough time to create 6.5 billion people. Dunno where you heard that from.


If we can get the Chinese to do it, it's possible. They just need to be willing and that's where money comes into play. So, we'll divide their forces. Take 500 million of them, and the other half will be a mixture of other ethnicities, and we'll give ourselves a 6 week time period. It'll be the worlds BIGGEST orgasm. It all has to be in unison to please the gods.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

If we can get the Chinese to do it, it's possible. They just need to be willing and that's where money comes into play. So, we'll divide their forces. Take 500 million of them, and the other half will be a mixture of other ethnicities, and we'll give ourselves a 6 week time period. It'll be the worlds BIGGEST orgasm. It all has to be in unison to please the gods.

Maybe soluzar has told you about my plan to double the Chinese population? You could say Prons likes a very particular race of asian women. :naughty:

OH CRAP WE JUST GOT C-BLOCKED BY THE ONE BABY POLICY.

EDIT: Actually if you're a minority Chinese, you can have two chicks per woman. One of my ladies is like that, so needless to say I had to purchase a "double entry," Visa to china.

[lmc87]

there will be 12 billion by the end of the decade.

Yeah, there really isnt.

[Alice Catherine]

Today I had the ultimate triumph over Mrs. Koch.

I walked into her classroom. I was like, in front of everyone:

"I understand that I failed your useless subject, but please stop calling my house and *****ing at my parents about it an ruining my life. They have enough crap on their minds. Also our class is half Show Choir, you have to expect us to be really LOUD!"

OMGINYOFACE*****!

[Vaikyuko]

...this topic is a headtrip.

[Old Ape Face]

Ok now that's getting a bit annoying. <_<

[RyoTD]

At least SKaze was interesting...

[superplough]

Personally I find Alice's report card extremely interesting. And Every post isn't two years long like the SKaze thread.. My theory is if people don't like threads they should avoid them.

Alice: Congrats to ya. 6 A's is nothing to turn your nose up at.

[Alice Catherine]

Thanks super. I appreciate that.

In other news: I'm Youtubing our school's talent show. Expect a thread.

[Headcrab]

im still maintaining a 3.0 GPA, Accounting 101 hurt me a little bit

[Kali-chan]

I just got my report card, straight A's

[KyouryokuSenshi]

Yeah third quarter just ended last Friday. Progress reports haven't been handed out yet so I'm not a 100% sure, but they post the grades online so here goes.

U.S. Govt. B-
Geometry: B-
Art 2: B
British Lit: C

[KyouryokuSenshi]

One year my dad forced me to take summer school for six weeks because I had a C- in Algebra. :rolleyes: :angry:

[Professor Funk]

I'm asian??

Do you tink yo mother and I come to country fo you to get B's, YOU PHAIL!!!

[Alice Catherine]

Yeah third quarter just ended last Friday. Progress reports haven't been handed out yet so I'm not a 100% sure, but they post the grades online so here goes.

U.S. Govt. B-
Geometry: B-
Art 2: B
British Lit: C

Fail. The British have written too much lit for you to get a C.

[lmc87]

One year my dad forced me to take summer school for six weeks because I had a C- in Algebra. :rolleyes: :angry:

Thank your dad when your earning a nice wage in a big house for 6 weeks of your life. Most things parents do are for thier childrens good.

now, that'll be $500 please.

[kenshinbebop]

Fail. The British have written too much lit for you to get a C.

Artists, scientists, and historians have done too much for you to get C's. :naughty:

[Solid_Snake]

Fail. The British have written too much lit for you to get a C.

You aparently have no idea how schooling works.

[Onigiri]

We don't get report cards at my school...
I go to an outdoor project based, charter school, though.
So, I suppose we wouldn't...

[Alice Catherine]

Artists, scientists, and historians have done too much for you to get C's. :naughty:

Hey, hey, HEY. The reason I got C's.

1. If the Art class was an art HISTORY class and art THEORY class with tests instead of skill projects, I'd get better than C's.
2. I sort of let Mr. R down this quarter in History but this quarter I am working my ARSE off.
3. Mrs. Koch's a *****. She MADE me fail.

[Aletheia]

I never had a "C" in my life. Here we have different a different scale marks . The scale here is from 6 to 1 instead of from A to F but this is not a simple translation of the A-F scale. Here the "6" mark is given very rarely, as it is reserved for very special ocasions when the student goes well beyond the call of duty, while "1" is the ultimate low mark that disables you from continuing your studies before you improve.
I have always been a min-maxing student. I either receive very good marks (the equivalent of A) or very bad marks (E and F respectively). I'm just mentally unable to receive medium marks.

[Solid_Snake]

1. If the Art class was an art HISTORY class and art THEORY class with tests instead of skill projects, I'd get better than C's.

Again. You have no idea how schooling works.

Save Art History for an 'Art History Class.'. Smart one. And opinions shouldn't be allowed in school.

[Alice Catherine]

I just don't think a major grade with Honors riding on it should be about how straight you can draw a line.

[kenshinbebop]

Well, that can be said about a lot of courses during school....

I mean, who is going to pay you later in life, to find the sine of an acute angle? When are you gonna need a job knowing NMA style esaay writing?

Unless your a teacher...

But anyway...

[Haro!]

I need the sin of an acute angle in my profession. ^_^

Anyway, Alice has C's?

[kenshinbebop]

And what proffesion is that??

What? Alice has double D's??

[Holy Knight]

And what proffesion is that??

Engineering and Physics, among others.

[Haro!]

And what proffesion is that??

What? Alice has double D's??

Ah you picked up on it. I should "holla'" at her if that were the case.

Yeah I'm in civil engineering. I thought as a civil engineer you just drank tea by railroad tracks, but that wasn't the case. You have to do math and stuff. Who woulda' thunk it?

[lmc87]

Boo hiss civil engineiring scum, always pissing on everyone elses paraids :P

[Haro!]

Boo hiss civil engineiring scum, always pissing on everyone elses paraids :P
You know I feel they do piss on others parades. I can almost say I hate civil engineers, well at least in my school anyway. All the professors constantly deride architecture, with lousy jokes, they're such haters I swear.

[Alice Catherine]

*grins*
Mostly I have B's. They've turned to C's though, gotta pick that up.

[Haro!]

Eh all the asian girls I liked in HS had A's.