You know you're an AnimeJunkie when...

[Sangan]

The title says it all, based off Jeff Foxworthy's stuff.

You Know you're an Anime Junkie when:

1.When you wish your first/last name was Kakashi.

[Old Ape Face]

2. You've made out with Sailor Moon.

[Haro!]

3. You'd want to make out with Sailormoon

[Sangan]

4. 90-100% of all your similes are anime related.

[Old Ape Face]

5. Sailor Moon was on the prom date list, followed by various other anime girls.

[Sendo Takeshi]

6. When you're name is SKaze and prefer 2D females to the real thing.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

...7. when your name is Sangan - lame.

[Lord Timaeus]

8. When you write down names in a homemade Death Note and actually expect them to die.

[MonkeyBoy0314]

2. You've made out with Sailor Moon.

I have a friend who was raped by a Sailor Moon cosplayer, does that count?

[Old Ape Face]

I have a friend who was raped by a Sailor Moon cosplayer, does that count?

:lol: If he liked it yes.

(turns out the cosplayer was really a guy.) :LMAO:

[Dark_Shiki]

I have a friend who was raped by a Sailor Moon cosplayer, does that count?

Wow, that's sick.

9. When you believe you can defy all laws of gravity and easily bust out moves from DBZ while in midair.

10. When you become accustomed to twitching an eyebrow or the corner of your mouth in nervous/awkward situations.

[Old Ape Face]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g314/Nosebleeder/Miscellaneous%20Pictures/catgirls.gif when you take this picture seriously.

[Dark_Shiki]

Yer mean...meow:P

[Danju]

...you post in this thread.

Wait? Damn.

[Old Ape Face]

...you post in this thread.

Wait? Damn.

You deny you're an AnimeJunkie.

[RPGQueen]

when you have a Super Saiyan mode you can power up to

[fujyoshi]

when you can take out your zanpakuto and release your bankai when you get mad.

[Len]

...when you complain when people pluralise Anime and Manga.

[Old Ape Face]

when you bring ^ up more then once. :P

[Genocide]

When you intentionally fail to get into university in hope that your grandma will let you run her girls dorm.

[tenshi_a]

...you refer to portions of your life in terms of anime series. e.g. my time at university = "my rose-coloured Marimite life".

(btw this thread (http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=187242) contains humour in the same vein as this one, if you want more...)

[Old Ape Face]

When you intentionally fail to get into university in hope that your grandma will let you run her girls dorm.

O.O OMG American Wedding just popped in my head and I'm rolling in my own tears with laughter.

[Hajime Saitou]

When you intentionally fail to get into university in hope that your grandma will let you run her girls dorm.

Brilliant.

O.O OMG American Wedding just popped in my head and I'm rolling in my own tears with laughter.

His post was referring to the premise of Love Hina.

[Old Ape Face]

Brilliant.



His post was referring to the premise of Love Hina.

I was thinking of the Grandma sex scene on American Wedding. :lol: Which one is more ownage?

[Hajime Saitou]

I was thinking of the Grandma sex scene on American Wedding. :lol: Which one is more ownage?

I'm gonna be, over there, so...yeah.

*walks away slowly*

[Old Ape Face]

O.O wow AN has lost it's sense of humor, or maybe Prons hasn't shown up yet.

[Hajime Saitou]

O.O wow AN has lost it's sense of humor, or maybe Prons hasn't shown up yet.

It's just that when I am presented with two choices, one of which is grandma sex, it is not hard for me to determine which one is more ownage.

[Old Ape Face]

But it was still hilarious. :lol:

[Genocide]

You know when you're an anime junkie when the forums you post on can suddenly erupt into discussions about grandma sex without provocation...

[Old Ape Face]

or relative to American Pie, movies. :lol:

[HSaabedra]

You know you're an anime junkie when you decide to make an entire album full of gabber/speedcore mixing speech samples from Bleach.

[Old Ape Face]

You know you're an anime junkie when you decide to make an entire album full of gabber/speedcore mixing speech samples from Bleach.

:w00t: that would be so awesome.

[Illusions-chan]

When you hit this site on a daily basis......... >.>

[Samurai Drifter]

-When you cosplay outside of a convention.

-When you drive down the highway, windows down, blaring Cruel Angel Thesis.

[Aaluaine]

> When you tell your girlfriend to hit the road , when she asked you too choose between her and anime





always choose anime ! \m/

[GreatNekoKoneko]

(btw this thread (http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=187242) contains humour in the same vein as this one, if you want more...)

...oh thank you. and i started that? wow.

[tenshi_a]

Yeah, that's why you're my all-time hero. ^_^

...if your ultimate dream is... more shelving.. yes! more shelves....

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Yeah, that's why you're my all-time hero. ^_^

...er, that seems a bit awesome. but you're my hero, especially when it comes to Jpop. OH GOD. i wanna marry your collection. and your super sentai collection too.

[fujyoshi]

when you spend over 100 dollors on anime without a second thought

[goddessofanime]

When you'll travel three hours just to get a Shonen Jump fix for a Bleach cover story.

[HSaabedra]

When you spend $5K on used R2 DVD boxsets, OAV's, figures, doujin, manga and apparel every other year in Japan. I need help.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

When you spend $5K on used R2 DVD boxsets, OAV's, figures, doujin, manga and apparel every other year in Japan. I need help.

...don't forget hookers. you spend money on that too.

[HSaabedra]

...don't forget hookers. you spend money on that too.

Actually I get that for free. ^_^

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Actually I get that for free. ^_^

...nice comeback.

[tenshi_a]

...when, after listening to your new Momoi Halko Famison CD, you visit youtube and listen to NES game speedruns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1l13MH810) in the hope you'll find more classic anime songs NES-style.

"Ninja de gozaru.... Ninja de gozaru!" ..? (they seem to have generic NES music that falls into the Hattori-kun theme then falls out into the Can-Can...!)

[fujyoshi]

whene you can watch over 14 hours of anime in one day

[Buck]

when it changes your sleep patterns

[fujyoshi]

oh it does ^^

when you'd watch an anime at a spicific time and wake up really early to watch that same episode again.

[Old Ape Face]

oh it does ^^

when you'd watch an anime at a spicific time and wake up really early to watch that same episode again.

On TV, in which, like school, you are ahead of the class ;)

[Samurai Drifter]

When you spend $5K on used R2 DVD boxsets, OAV's, figures, doujin, manga and apparel every other year in Japan. I need help.
You go to Japan every other year? :O

You know you're an anime junkie when you spend $230 on a limited-edition OOP Kimagure Orange Road boxset, when you'd originally vowed to go no higher than $180.

[tenshi_a]

When you spend $5K on used R2 DVD boxsets, OAV's, figures, doujin, manga and apparel every other year in Japan. I need help.

I could help you... spend more...... -_-;

[Old Ape Face]

I could help you... spend more...... -_-;

Even better advise. Work harder.

[Dr. Ezra]

When you spend more than 12 hours a day posting on this forum.

[Old Ape Face]

When you spend more than 12 hours a day posting on this forum.

:D Do I qualify?

[Dr. Ezra]

If you really want to...

[Old Ape Face]

Well considering I out rank you in posts, I must be famous around here.

[fujyoshi]

when you watch and download anime in school risking your computer privages. I found a way to download anime in school. If I'm lucky I can download atlease 2 full episodes to my flashdrive and take them home. As for watching......well I always have another source hanging around ^^

funny thing about it too is, no proxy servers, no tricks, just literally straight using the school computer without any tricks of bypassing the filter ^^

[Anime Junkie]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g314/Nosebleeder/Miscellaneous%20Pictures/catgirls.gif when you take this picture seriously.

lol.......

[ToxicAlice92]

u no ur an anime junkie when

--you devote at least one day every week to watching ONLY anime shows and looking up anime online

--when you set your desktop on both your home computers, all the school computers under your name, and your laptop all to anime wallpapers

--when you start cussing in japanese and saying "Dattebayo!"

--when preps at school hear you and your friends talking anime and call you weird, you all flick them off in japanese and say "Dattebayo!", and convince them it means '*****'

--when all your favorite qoutes are from an anime

--when you actually buy a ramen stand for you room

--when you actually sry if someone you absolutely love in an anime dies or gets hurt

--when you say "Kawaii!" to almost everything that actually is

--when you love to make fun of anime characters, feel guilty about it, and still keep doing it because it's so funny

--when you can make up 10 or more reasons in one post about all this (this is # 10)

[Suki]

When people make epic fail threads.

[ToxicAlice92]

when you have multiple myspaces-1 for yourself, and then 1 for every one of your fav anime....help me

[ToxicAlice92]

when you know both the japanese and english (if there is one) version of all your fav anime op and ed theme songs for all the season by heart and you get interested into artists other stuff because they did a good song for an anime

[Dr. Ezra]

I don't how that makes someone an Anime Junkie. I did that, and by no means did it make me an Anime Junkie.

[master terrence]

When you spend all of your money on a complete gundam wing model collection. (Not that I have)

[lmc87]

when you know both the japanese and english (if there is one) version of all your fav anime op and ed theme songs for all the season by heart and you get interested into artists other stuff because they did a good song for an anime

You quite possibly need to get out more, or move to Japan. :P

[Dr. Ezra]

If she moved to Japan she might get beaten up by enraged Asians.

[master terrence]

I can't even understand what she's trying to type. I take it English isn't her native language.

[Dr. Ezra]

How kan u kn0t undrstand? i kan t0tly reed it

[master terrence]

you are mean. But I went over it a few times and:



You know you are an anime Junkie when you know both the Japanese and English (if available) versions of all your fav anime op and ed theme songs for all the season by heart; and you became interested into the artist's other music because they did a good song for an anime.


Fixed even though it is a monster of a sentence. It makes sense.

[Dr. Ezra]

you are mean. But I went over it a few times and:






Fixed even though it is a monster of a sentence. It makes sense.

tank u 4 fixng it so wi kan reed it now it wuz nise of u 2 du that

[Hajime Saitou]

when you know both the japanese and english (if there is one) version of all your fav anime op and ed theme songs for all the season by heart and you get interested into artists other stuff because they did a good song for an anime

Those two things do not make someone an anime junkie.

Broken down:

when you know both the japanese and english (if there is one) version of all your fav anime op and ed theme songs for all the season by heart

You liked the songs so you learned their words for the two versions that you heard. This is not exclusive to anime at all.

and you get interested into artists other stuff because they did a good song for an anime

Welcome to music? I don't think there is anyone out there who hasn't done this before. You like a song so you find more by the same artist. Not anime exclusive.

[Dr. Ezra]

^ Exactly. There's nothing wrong with that.

[fujyoshi]

You liked the songs so you learned their words for the two versions that you heard. This is not exclusive to anime at all.

if there's an english version for a song they change in an anime......it's probably crap.

when your cosplay clothes outnumber your real ones.

[Headcrab]

When you apply for bankrupty because you racked up a $12,000 credit card debit for hentai dojin and pocky.

[lmc87]

When you apply for bankrupty because you racked up a $12,000 credit card debit for hentai dojin and pocky.

$12k really isnt something you go bankrupt for, unless you make like what? minimum wage?

[ToxicAlice92]

damn u guys r harsh. okay

--I *would not* get beaten by asains, because beleive it or not, I'm part chinese. u really can't tell because my Irish blood shows more (red hair and freckles), but I have a great ant and uncle and 3 cousins in china (that *are* chinese).
--I'm American

[The Million Dollar Prons]

--I *would not* get beaten by asains, because beleive it or not, I'm part chinese. u really can't tell because my Irish blood shows more (red hair and freckles), but I have a great ant and uncle and 3 cousins in china (that *are* chinese).



I couldn't help but notice you are Chinese, any idea which province(s) your family are in\from? If so you may have to HOOK ME UP.

[ToxicAlice92]

I couldn't help but notice you are Chinese, any idea which province(s) your family are in\from? If so you may have to HOOK ME UP.

srry, all i know is that we're chinese and they live in china. ironically enough, they're on my mom's side of the family, makong her chinese. but thanks to my anime obsession, she can't stand anything asian. so, they always visit us down here cuz ma duznt wanna go 2 china. i would love to help you out cuz that would mean I actually got to go to china, but considering my mom, who's anti-asia, I unfortunatley don't

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I'mma gonna go to China in a few years, if you wanna BUM A RIDE you can. It'd be pretty sweet to visit your family, because pretty much every province in China has somethin' neat in it. If they were in Guang Dong you'd be VERY busy with sight seeing! =D

[ToxicAlice92]

I'mma gonna go to China in a few years, if you wanna BUM A RIDE you can. It'd be pretty sweet to visit your family, because pretty much every province in China has somethin' neat in it. If they were in Guang Dong you'd be VERY busy with sight seeing! =D

I wish I could go, but I'm 14 now, and there's no way my mother would let me go to anywhere outside of the south. If I wanted to go to new york, I can't---and I only live in Florida!!!!

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Ouch, that's a bummer. It must be tough, your mom hattin' on China 'coz of Japan. :P

[ToxicAlice92]

Ouch, that's a bummer. It must be tough, your mom hattin' on China 'coz of Japan. :P

i can't stand it!!!! she won't even let me listen to my music, just because it's foreign language!!! and not just japanese, oh no! but russain and franch. she says she's all american, even though she's the one I get chinese blood from!!!! it's like she hates her herritage, Irish included!!! she hates anything that isn't southern. that's why she loves my accent because i sound so country. but no when I sing, because I'm singing in a foreign language. I have to save my music for the bus and my dad's house, which I'm only at fri-sun. (they're divorced).

[Sangan]

You know you're an anime junkie:

when you think you can actually use shadow clone jutsu.

[fujyoshi]

the awaited comment from the fujyoshi: when you have 2D complex(or have had it for more then a year). Oh phail looks like I qualify ^^

[ToxicAlice92]

when you wear homemade sasuke armsocks and when you're told to take them off you yell "no! I'll die! I won't be ninja anymore!" and start whining

[GreatNekoKoneko]

when you wear homemade sasuke armsocks and when you're told to take them off you yell "no! I'll die! I won't be ninja anymore!" and start whining

...uh, no. that's just emo. ^_^

[lmc87]

...uh, no. that's just emo. ^_^

Meh, i was going to start taking the crap but then i seen her age. It's just a phase.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Meh, i was going to start taking the crap but then i seen her age. It's just a phase.

...aw man. you're right.

[!zzy]

When over 50% of the DVDs in your house are owned by you, and they're all anime. ( True for me, I guess)

When you go to best buy to 'look' and you walk out with 1 to five DVD's anyway (just did that today >.>;; It was a great deal though!)

[Haro!]

damn u guys r harsh. okay

--I *would not* get beaten by asains, because beleive it or not, I'm part chinese. u really can't tell because my Irish blood shows more (red hair and freckles), but I have a great ant and uncle and 3 cousins in china (that *are* chinese).
--I'm American

Well if you were Chinese in Japan you could get treated pretty awfully. However in China they bother the Japanese a lot too. I hate Chinese people (JOKE)

On topic you know you're an anime junky when:
-You hate Chinese people because they hate Japanese people.