Jumping On The Bandwagon

[VidelCoolGirl]

Since everyone is confessing their innermost darkest secrets, I might as well confess a lie I've been living on here....being the perfect day to do it all.


























I'M WHITE.

[goddessofanime]

Okay...that beats the other joke posts on here so far.

[sailornyanko]

Hahaha. What's next? You're NOT the alpha female anymore?

[VidelCoolGirl]

Hahaha. What's next? You're NOT the alpha female anymore?

Replace Female with Male.

[Sendo Takeshi]

I confess to being awesome. Yeah, I know, it's not an easy thing keeping that a secret when it's out there in the open. =/

[Evil_Koala]

I knew it!!!!!

[Bernard_Monsha]

I'm really a Bushman in the Kalahari desert. Someone threw a laptop out of a plane now we worship it along with a coke bottle.

[Tenou]

I'm not gay, I really love the co-
I love coc-, I love...
Nope, I can't do it, not even today. Points for trying, though, right?

[Hara!]

I´m gay for Natalie Portman.

[Suki]

I'm really a lion. >:3

[Raziel_MGS]

I'm really a lion. >:3

you are a hippie acid taking lion!

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... i lied about being a mack daddy. im actually a mack mommy.

[Evil_Koala]

I'm really a lion. >:3

git off da stayj, nublet.

[sailornyanko]

I'm really Guatemalan! I'm living illegally in Mexico. Don't tell immigration though.

[Old Ape Face]

I'm Jesus Christ.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I'm Jesus Christ.

... well, I'M Jesus H. Christ.

[Old Ape Face]

Awww you must be related to Hitler then, he's my evil twin.

[Hara!]

I´m Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.

[Old Ape Face]

And my dog is Einstein, Which makes completely no sense becuase i don't own a dog.

[Suki]

git off da stayj, nublet.

u r .

[CrossboneGundam]

I'm really Guatemalan! I'm living illegally in Mexico. Don't tell immigration though.

Well, as long as you're not a Maya you'll get to live, at least, right?