View Full Version : Itīs time I revealed the truth about me to all of you.
Hara!
April 1st, 2007, 04:38 AM
Ever since I was a kid, I was just not into girls.
I never knew what was going on. I thought I would outgrow it, but when I was older it was still there.
Until just now, I was flipping through channels on television when I saw it.
So long, so beautiful; you could almost feel the heat coming off of it... I swear that if I could I would reach into that television and put it right into my mouth. I never believed god could create something so perfect.
And then it made perfect sense to me. I am not hungry for girls...
... I am hungry for Hot Pockets.
Happy April Foolīs Day everybody.
The Million Dollar Prons
April 1st, 2007, 04:48 AM
I SAW THAT COMMERCIAL TODAY.
- Prons
Defiled one
April 1st, 2007, 08:28 AM
DO NOT SCARE ME MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED A BEAT..og gawd. I need air, I need space:lol:
Reidar
April 1st, 2007, 08:30 AM
I'm not into girls, but Hot Pockets are excellent.
Midoriko87
April 1st, 2007, 08:52 AM
Saw it from a mile away...Well, not the Hot Pockets part, but you know... Corny, do better next year. :|
Ken-Ohki
April 1st, 2007, 09:01 AM
Caught me off guard but I'd forgotten what day it was. Worthy of a chuckle.
Evil_Koala
April 1st, 2007, 09:14 AM
Saw it from a mile away...Well, not the Hot Pockets part, but you know... Corny, do better next year. :|
I disagree...April Fools I do agree :)
Lord Timaeus
April 1st, 2007, 09:19 AM
thats not funy omg ima go /wrist now
Jon
April 1st, 2007, 09:37 AM
thats not funy omg ima go /wrist now
Can I slit your wrist for you?
Lord Timaeus
April 1st, 2007, 09:46 AM
Can I slit your wrist for you?
There's no wrong way to /wrists. http://209.85.48.12/6144/52/emo/bigeyes.gif
Midoriko87
April 1st, 2007, 09:57 AM
I disagree...April Fools I do agree :)
:lol: You win. Corncopp, learn from him...I know I did. Oh! My April Fool's Prank is Gonna Be So Bananas that it's actually Plantains...APRIL FOOL's, I'm not doing a Prank... :unsure: Whatever...
Fobb
April 1st, 2007, 10:06 AM
If you didn't see that take this:
*BRAND NEW AND IMPROVED /WRISTER!!!*
Old Ape Face
April 1st, 2007, 10:12 AM
:lol: You win. Corncopp, learn from him...I know I did. Oh! My April Fool's Prank is Gonna Be So Bananas that it's actually Plantains...APRIL FOOL's, I'm not doing a Prank... :unsure: Whatever...
*runs and hides under a chair* :ph34r:
KatayokuのTenshi
April 1st, 2007, 11:07 AM
And then it made perfect sense to me. I am not hungry for girls...
... I am hungry for Hot Pockets.
Careful you might burn your . . . shaddup shaddup
Dr. Ezra
April 1st, 2007, 11:32 AM
^ Ha ha ha. Nasty.
VidelCoolGirl
April 1st, 2007, 12:43 PM
Saw it coming. And especially when I read the name "Corncopp6."
goddessofanime
April 1st, 2007, 02:33 PM
Man, I thought Corny was about to come out of the closet.....
Headcrab
April 1st, 2007, 02:44 PM
And you ruin it for all the Yaoi fangirls, thanks for keeping our little secret, my sweet little butterbutt:naughty:
I kid I kid:P
minmae
April 2nd, 2007, 05:48 AM
Wahahaha. Funny, corncop6. :D
Guys, guys, guys. I do know why it's always the wrists; but try somthing different now. Let's cut some toes.
tenshi_a
April 2nd, 2007, 06:07 AM
How come the other April Fool's threads got locked, but not this one?
Old Ape Face
April 2nd, 2007, 06:17 AM
How come the other April Fool's threads got locked, but not this one?
cauze hot pockets Rule man :cool:
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