J.K. Rowling real live witch and illuminati!!

[cloudclone001]

I dont know how many of you read the H.P. books but I found this particular article and found it amusing.
http://www.cuttingedge.org/NEWS/n2117.cfm
So if you want, leave a comment.

[CrossboneGundam]

Try finding a source that's not an obvious right-wing christian site.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Try finding a source that's not an obvious right-wing christian site.

Oooohhh, Mega-Burn.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Try finding a source that's not an obvious right-wing christian site.

I thought it was widely known she is a Wiccan or whatever. I don't know about her being part of the NWO that is going to use magic to put tracking chips in our butts so we can be enslaved by Walmart and placed in the lawn and garden department to die.

[VidelCoolGirl]

I thought it was widely known she is a Wiccan or whatever. I don't know about her being part of the NWO that is going to use magic to put tracking chips in our butts so we can be enslaved by Walmart and placed in the lawn and garden department to die.

I'd understand more if it was IKEA or something. I mean, that place is huge. You could die in Walmart, I mean, those people smell kinda bad. The chips could test and see how long you can withstand the odors before you choke and die.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Yep shes actually the avatar of an over mind attmpting to control children ... through . . It's just eaisier to call him an idiot.

[Ken-Ohki]

The fact that the Opening Poster thought the article was "amusing" makes me think he finds it every bit as silly as we all do.

[Mr March]

People are still frightened of witches? When someone introduces themself as a witch the proper response is to laugh, like when you meet a Britney Spears fan ;) :P

[Genocide]

People are still frightened of witches? When someone introduces themself as a witch the proper response is to laugh, like when you meet a Britney Spears fan ;) :P

Burn! Burn the Britney Spears fans!

[Leader Desslock]

I'm good friends with a Wiccan Priestess, several Reiki master/instructors, and at least one person who finds the Great Green Arkleseisure Theory of Being "plausible" (his word). I'm currently exploring the finer points of Haruhiism, since it works just as well as The Silmarillion, but it's a lot more interesting.

In my worldview, Rowling's considered one of the "normals".

[goddessofanime]

I think the OP thinks its as stupid as we do.

Anyway..."OH NOES! JK ROWLING WRITES BOOKS ABOUT MAGICS AND SPELLS AND DEMONS! YOU"LL GO TO HELL IF YOU READ THEM! BLASPHEMER!!!"

[Bernard_Monsha]

People are still frightened of witches? When someone introduces themself as a witch the proper response is to laugh, like when you meet a Britney Spears fan ;) :P

Most Wiccans are of the fluff bunny variety which means they are worse than the Jesus lady on trading spouses. Most Wiccans are not Wiccans either, they are fat women in crumpled purple velvet muumuu's who make websites with unicorns and rotating pentagrams and have names like Soliel Moonfire and spend a lot of time saying how they can make up their religion as they go and that XIANS suck.

If you want to talk to a well grounded happy neo pagan talk to Gejutsuka he calls the above people book Wiccans

[Jon]

I always saw her as an author, but I guess my views are too simple.

[goddessofanime]

Wiccans tend to be more about the natural way of life anyway. New Agey people. At least the ones I know.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

The fact that the Opening Poster thought the article was "amusing" makes me think he finds it every bit as silly as we all do.

Directed at me?
I mean the person who wrote the article . . . I saw an episode of Family guy today. Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh ****...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid. yeah that didn't really work.

Edit: And since when has the censor ... not censored? Would it count as bypassing the censor if it just didn't do it?

[ANIMEJUNKY]

Try finding a source that's not an obvious right-wing christian site.

And if it came from left wing communistic site?

I see your point about republicans being over extensive bible belters, but I am a republican, and am not religious whatsoever, so I asl you what if the tables were turned, then what would you say, and more importantly what would teh site say.

[ShmooZeroOmega]

I love how everyone implies that conservative Christians are the only ones who seem to go around with crackpot theories. It's not one's political alignment or faith that makes them like this, it's because they're just plain nuts!

[Fobb]

↑Hates Muggles

[Gejutsuka]

Goodness. I wonder what they think of Neil Gaiman, whose Tim Hunter was not only first, but an uncanny inspiration for the look and feel of Harry Potter. Were it not for him cutting her some artistic and writer's slack since she was just starting out, there would be no Harry Potter.

As for the article, yawn. I hear this all too often down here, in the USA's dangler. Funny how it is very much acceptable in secret societies such as Masons, Shrine, Eastern Star, Job's Daughters(I married a former honored Queen afterall), and all other flavors international and domestic. Yet a book that gets kids to imagine a dragon over castle, fodder for the apolcalypse.

[UberDirector]

... Yet a book that gets kids to imagine a dragon over castle, fodder for the apolcalypse.

Hey, if it wasn't for that book we wouldn't have Ahmadinejad threatening to tumble the world into a nuclear war. It's also the sole reason Kim Jung-Il is so ronry. And, it stole christmas.

Well, no.. not really.

But that's pretty close on par with some of the claims I generally hear from people who chose to fear what they are too lazy to understand.

[HSaabedra]

Wiccans tend to be more about the natural way of life anyway. New Agey people. At least the ones I know.

For a spiritual belief with no real history and being started by a British botanist, it has certainly become more popular. You really wanna freak a Christian out, tell them you're a Gnostic monk in the Order of the Rose Cross with Freemasons as personal sponsors. :P

[Vaikyuko]

I'm good friends with a Wiccan Priestess, several Reiki master/instructors, and at least one person who finds the Great Green Arkleseisure Theory of Being "plausible" (his word). I'm currently exploring the finer points of Haruhiism, since it works just as well as The Silmarillion, but it's a lot more interesting.

In my worldview, Rowling's considered one of the "normals".

Wins for logic. Also: I've got to hear the guy's justification of the Arklesiesure bit. Does he think the Great White Handkerchief will come too (granted, movie reference, but...)? :P

[Bernard_Monsha]

Hey, if it wasn't for that book we wouldn't have Ahmadinejad threatening to tumble the world into a nuclear war. It's also the sole reason Kim Jung-Il is so ronry. And, it stole christmas.

Well, no.. not really.

But that's pretty close on par with some of the claims I generally hear from people who chose to fear what they are too lazy to understand.

George Bush's nom de plume is J. K. Rowling thusly he is a witch and killed the dinosaurs and directed Catwoman!

[goddessofanime]

I can imagine what rightwingers and Born Agains must think of manga.

"Those Japanese are devils! War-mongering, devil-worshipping, false god worshipping Buddhists!!!"

[Kali-chan]

For a spiritual belief with no real history and being started by a British botanist, it has certainly become more popular. You really wanna freak a Christian out, tell them you're a Gnostic monk in the Order of the Rose Cross with Freemasons as personal sponsors. :P

that doesn't freak me out, and I am a deticated member of that religion...

[HSaabedra]

that doesn't freak me out, and I am a deticated member of that religion...

What, Wicca? How nice. ^_^

[Wicca Neolife]

why is it when it is about witches? wiccans are the one mostly blamed of the evilness of this world? the humans are those evil people and not the witches. How sad it was, humans always put the blame on witches!

[Caster13]

Exactly why did you necro a bad thread that's over 4 years old?

[Holy Knight]

^ Hush you, this is good stuff.

Gejustsuka, Uber Director, Axl X, LD, BM, CBG, Videl, etc. all in one thread? I think I'm leaving this one up.

[JoeHigarashi]

I thought it was widely known she is a Wiccan or whatever. I don't know about her being part of the NWO that is going to use magic to put tracking chips in our butts so we can be enslaved by Walmart and placed in the lawn and garden department to die.

J.K. Rowling is indeed a wiccan. She indeed made a pack with Satan. So was the founder of Girl Scouts.

[Sora N]

WTF is this?

Try finding a source that's not an obvious right-wing christian site.

I completely agree.


Anyway, I love her HP series! Harry Potter is one of the best series I have read.

[Bernard_Monsha]

why is it when it is about witches? wiccans are the one mostly blamed of the evilness of this world? the humans are those evil people and not the witches. How sad it was, humans always put the blame on witches!

Because no one likes fat women in muu muu's claiming to be something they are not and claim kinship to people who would want nothing to do with them.

[goddessofanime]

Oh wow....I don't remember this one, though I apparently replied :lol:

[Butthole_Surfer]

pfft, everyone hear is so misinformed.. Really she's a grey which is part of the reptilian conspiracy to enslave mankind.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Oh wow....I don't remember this one, though I apparently replied :lol:

Leave it to thin skinned self righteous fluff bunnies dabbling in thread necromancy.

[A Dead Spy]

I, for one, am interested to see what this Wicca Neolife comes up with next. Judging by her pro-witch, anti-human proclamation, I dare say we might have ourselves another Clayton in the works.

[Leader Desslock]

I, for one, am interested to see what this Wicca Neolife comes up with next. Judging by her pro-witch, anti-human proclamation, I dare say we might have ourselves another Clayton in the works.
Any similarities between former (banned) members and current, thread-necromancing members is purely coincidental.

I saw the original thread date, assumed I replied sarcastically, and was not disappointed by my original reply.

[goddessofanime]

I, for one, am interested to see what this Wicca Neolife comes up with next. Judging by her pro-witch, anti-human proclamation, I dare say we might have ourselves another Clayton in the works.

We need a new troll on AN to liven up things.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

2007

Oh, no. It's past me. I hate running into that guy. It's always so embarrassing reading the things he wrote. Future me will probably agree too. I bet no-one laughed at that either.

why is it when it is about witches? wiccans are the one mostly blamed of the evilness of this world? the humans are those evil people and not the witches. How sad it was, humans always put the blame on witches!

...When was the last time a witch was seriously blamed for the "evilness of the world"?

pfft, everyone hear is so misinformed.. Really she's a grey which is part of the reptilian conspiracy to enslave mankind.

I thought a grey was the alien that crashed in Roswell.

[Caster13]

We need a new troll on AN to liven up things.

Like hell we do. The last few trolls have consisted of like 4 furries and people turned on by childbirth, growling stomachs, feet and I think that one person was turned on by people going to the bathroom. There was also lister and jbb.

[old hat]

why is it when it is about witches? wiccans are the one mostly blamed of the evilness of this world? the humans are those evil people and not the witches. How sad it was, humans always put the blame on witches!

Most people don't even know there are such a thing as Wiccans. Blaming witches hasn't been very popular for several centuries now. The Malleus Maleficarum doesn't sell well these days.

Did you just separate witches and humans into different categories? Seriously?

[Butthole_Surfer]

I thought a grey was the alien that crashed in Roswell.

IT IS!!! Don't you get the connection between wands and anal probing?

[goddessofanime]

Like hell we do. The last few trolls have consisted of like 4 furries and people turned on by childbirth, growling stomachs, feet and I think that one person was turned on by people going to the bathroom. There was also lister and jbb.


lolwut? :lol:

[Old Ape Face]

Like hell we do. The last few trolls have consisted of like 4 furries and people turned on by childbirth, growling stomachs, feet and I think that one person was turned on by people going to the bathroom. There was also lister and jbb.

That was me actually.

[Frizler]

what in the world am i reading.

[Old Ape Face]

what in the world am i reading.

You are reading a very bad time in Animenation history, when Man was enslaved by the Trolls and were forced to live like dogs.

But we beat back the hordes, and claimed victory again at the battle of the furries, we smite them down and took control of the highlands.

I was a POW at the time, they made me watch furry porn and there were no real woman in it. Far too many traps. It got to the point where I had no choice but to conceive a mutual understanding of there ways, and like the traitorous swine I became one of them.

Through the wars, I devised a plot to ruin their plans for victory, I learned how to speak furry, and plotted and schemed my way into their headquarters where I was forced to have sex with their alpha female Sakura.

We yiffed until she gave me some important details about her threat to Haruhi. She tolled me she was going to spam Animenation with furry porn and I **** blocked her.

I managed to escape like the terminator in Salvation, and returned to the humans. They thought I was one of the furry's herd, and locked me out of translation for 2 weeks.

From behind the enemy lines I fed the intelligence through Nutmeg to second in command Bernard Monsha. It was then I realized that, the furry war was just a set up for getting me banned, and I kept myself low.

[Frizler]

:lol: good to know

[Shiroiyuki]

Rowling a witch? Nah. She'd be able to magic herself good looking if she was...