Where or how do you hide you hentai?

[MonkeyBoy0314]

Just turned 18, and since I still live with my folks I think it would be wise to get a few pointers from the pros

[IsaacBrock]

How many times do I have to say it? We have Hentai Friday at my house. A little Oni-Tensei and then some popcorn, and maybe some milk duds and a bucket of fried chicken. Good times.

[DocWatson]

While I don't understand why, I'll just warn you that the last thread on this topic was deleted without warning. :-/

[Gatomon]

If your 18 and its legal to have Henti in your state.
Just place them with all your normal anime.
Or do you have issues with your parents?
Maybe being a pervert is getting hard to hide these days.

[loplop]

I don't hide it at all. As Gatomon said, I just shelve it along with my regular anime disks.

[zeek]

hahahahaha I love this forum, you guys are great. I have the same problem as well, I am 18 and it is legal but its just that I don't want my parents knowing that I watch porno. Maybe they do but I still don't want them to see me watching it, its just not right. Anyways one good place to hide them is under your mattress. Or as mentioned, get a lock and key box lol.^_^

[chaos theory]

is the hentai on your pc? if so someone recommended that you zip the hentai in .zip format or .rar, password protect it then change the icon to a .dll icon then put it in with your program files and name it mhc.dll (mhc stands for my hentai collection) and when u want to view it again rename it to mhc.rar or mhc.zip then unzip it and there you go no one will find it, unless your parents go on this forum then your screwed.

[Arkangel]

like Gatomon said yeah just put them with ur anime dvd's, is kind of odd if u hide them, cuz u will always bee at risk of them finding out, cuz they wont look at a place that is at plain vew, still i can be wrong. =P
ps. do be a pervert

[Lordofthetoilet]

inside my dresser behind my drawer when I was a age that I shouldn't have them. Now there just out in the open.

[Phantom]

When i was still living with my folks i used to hide it in a playstation box on top of my cabinet, just put a box on top of it and you should be fine. Nowadays i need a little bit more room:P

[grgspunk]

If you have quite a few hentai pics/clips on your PC, and you need a foolproof method of keeping them hidden from your family, I highly recommend putting them into one of these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/drives/8714/

Then just put it in a safe, or somewhere secure that no one will look.

[SDAnimeFan]

The small amount of hentai I do own I don't hide they are just sitting right out on my DVD shelves with everything else.

[Tonyx35]

I don't have very many but what I do is move the Disc(s) into CD wallets and hide the cases deep within my closet.

[Sintacs]

i dont hide it, i just leave it lying out in the open. ive even left one of my dvds on the coffee table in the family room for a week :P

[Gerberman09]

there is a site go to google and type download . c o m (sry i dont think i can post sites so remove this if u have it) and type in Folder Lock.....this program makes it so u have a folder named locker and you must enter a password to access it. no matter what. and it encytps it.

[Hiagain69]

Well if you have your hentai on a computer and you don't want to go through all that trouble of zipping and unzipping (like pants) of files you could do what I do. Instead of putting it in a zip file thats locked just make the file look like setup icon. To do the icon thing just go to properties and then go to customize where you can change the file's look. Name it something similar to a program that you use (like a video game) thats already on your computer and add setup to the title. Incase your parents are going to check it out the contents when defraging the computer or something to make it run faster, use the same property thing and change the file types to hidden. When the files are hiden, they won't show on defragging or file searches. To make sure you can see the files though change your Folder Options, View and then scroll down and click show hidden files. Your parents won't get paranoid even if they find it somehow (by the power of Zeus's beard) because its a hidden file and can easily be linked to the terrorist attack known as spyware. It may look long winded at first but its easy once you get it done and its pretty funny knowing that your parents are looking right at a link to your porn and they don't even know it. They'll just think its a patch to your game or something.

[masakiuma]

yeah...I dont live at home anymore, but if I did I would keep it with my other anime. My parents are so clueless about everything anime that they would never know

[Karena646]

i dont hide it, i just leave it lying out in the open. ive even left one of my dvds on the coffee table in the family room for a week :P

that's just wrong

[ZeroRyoko1974]

put the files on usb memory sticks. You can get 2G models for 10-20 bucks, or burn them to cd/dvd. As far as movies, I have a shelf of empty anime series boxes and I just stick the discs in there and put them with the opening of the box facing in

[MonkeyBoy0314]

...Wow, this thread's still going... :lol:

I was actually referring to DVD's, but I guess since this has become so big you guys can post in any methods of hiding any form of media

[littlesparrow51]

files on the comp? Just stick it in one of your program folders. Make MULTIPLE folders, people will eventually get tired of clicking on empty folders.

[Newtype Ace]

I did it like how Kyon did it in Haruhi. Make them hidden.

[Gatomon]

hahahahaha I love this forum, you guys are great. I have the same problem as well, I am 18 and it is legal but its just that I don't want my parents knowing that I watch porno. Maybe they do but I still don't want them to see me watching it, its just not right. Anyways one good place to hide them is under your mattress. Or as mentioned, get a lock and key box lol.^_^

Rolls her eyes!
Parents are going to notice things you don't expect.
Afterall, They were kids once.
The best thing is to place them with your normal Anime.
I highly doubt any parents will watch anime.
(Unless there anime fans)

[Hiagain69]

files on the comp? Just stick it in one of your program folders. Make MULTIPLE folders, people will eventually get tired of clicking on empty folders. This isn't a good idea because you can do the hover trick... Have your mouse hang over a file and the file size will show up. I don't care how many files you have one file is going to be bigger than the rest.

[Raiga]

Between your bed matress and frame.

But yeah, if your parents are as anime-oblivious as mine are, just put them in with your regular anime dvd collection.

[Nix_Zero]

files on the comp? Just stick it in one of your program folders. Make MULTIPLE folders, people will eventually get tired of clicking on empty folders.


Haha, that's exactly what I do. My gf gets annoyed trying to find it, though ^_^

[Eva Unit 01]

i hide mine in my final fanatasy 10 booklet that came he game nobody touches my games so thats a perfect place to hide it lol

[Karama]

Just put it in a different DVD or PS2's case, and put them wherever you put DVDs and PS2s. :P

[tofuman]

I just keep mine in a box in my closset. I don't need to hide them cus my parents don't care if I watch it.

[Nialo931]

Its called a personal laptop and the fact my parents have no interest in anime and never check my shelves :P

Though before the laptop I used the folder trick with naming it something common and then placing it in another commonly named folder and have password block on the secondary folder, parents never suspected a thing.

[sailormech]

Where or how do you hide you hentai?

I keep my DVDs and doujinshi in a wheeled carry-on bag with a lock. It may be legal for me to own, but they're none of my roommates' darn business. :P

How many times do I have to say it? We have Hentai Friday at my house. A little Oni-Tensei and then some popcorn, and maybe some milk duds and a bucket of fried chicken. Good times.

Chicken? Lawl. ^_^

[KingQuestion]

in a folder on my Hard drive :lol:
i own like one porn disc. the rest is all digital

the one i have is hidden next to my Fleshlight in a cabnit next to my bed

[Cosplay_Wedding]

Yeah it is weird! I just turned 18 also and it would be just wrong for my mom to walk into my room when I'm not there and find it! My mom maybe cool and chill but she'd probably freak if she saw it. XD

So either get like a little safe or a little trunk with a lock. That or just get a bunch of empty black cd cases and put the cd's in there. =^_^=

[Ham_Ham]

If I download it I just hide it in a folder on my computer.

But if I buy it from a store I have to put it between my mattress and the box spring...lol.

One time when I lived with my mom she found La Blue Girl in my dresser and was like...wtf? lol. So never keep it in your dresser!!

[masakiuma]

I dont live at home anymore, but if I did, I'd keep it all wherever I wanted to, since my parents dont go through my stuff usually

Or I just keep it in my pornfolio ;D

[SergeiBOI]

know what there's a way:
1. put all your hentai in one folder
2. change the folder into hidden folder. it will become transparent.
3. refresh it to hide it.

to make it appear:
1. go to tool
2. folder options
3. go to view
4. click show hidden folders

to hide it again just do the same process as showing the folder except for the last step. intead of click show hidden folders, click on do not show hidden files or folders.

in my case, that's the reason why i bought external hardrive equipped with username and password. some ex-hdd doesn't have username and password so better choose and buy wisely. and also i have a laptop with password so i'm not really bothered where to hide my "stuff".

[Rafufu]

mines just on my laptop, in a folder on the desktop called hentai. my parents wouldnt ever use my computer and most people at school know that i watch it anyway so there is no need to hide it

[sumeragi]

I place it in a random folder on my laptop where the name is most likely unrelated to Hentai like i.e. "AIM, etc." so just in case if your parents need to use it they prob wont open those folders regardless as long as the icon is onthe desktop.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Maybe you guys should like...move out of your parents house, and then not have to worry about people seeing your collection. I mean, that would work perfectly right?

[DocWatson]

Maybe you guys should like...move out of your parents house, and then not have to worry about people seeing your collection. I mean, that would work perfectly right?
That would probably require them to be over the age of eighteen. </snarky>

[ZeroRyoko1974]

I put mine inside of regular anime collector boxes and just turn the spine out. Hentai on my computer is just some subfolders in my documents folder.

[mayhem673]

Just turned 18, and since I still live with my folks I think it would be wise to get a few pointers from the pros

man if its images put them cds in music albums if dvds in dvs simple enough just get copys and write like metallica or megadeth like a bands name so tell think its music not porno

[cloud1989]

I keep my porn and pictures inside microsoft private folder, its a free password protected folder you can download for xp, you should try it, haven't put my hentai in it yet but I don't really have anyone to hide it from(except my sister).

[Animematt55]

That would probably require them to be over the age of eighteen. </snarky>

Ah, you beat me to it.
I really doubt that even 90% of the regular hentai posters here are over 18.
With all this talk, they sound like they are 13.
I think i have one hentai DVD I bought as a joke. Not even sure if I still have it. If I do, it is in the box with all my other DVDs

[SergeiBOI]

well, for me, my parents already know that i'm into that stuff. i mean, i'm a guy and they should be proud that i'm normal by getting aroused when regards to that stuff. i have lots of DVD's but i don't watch them whenever any of my family members' around. though they already know that i busy myself with that, but i don't think they care, do they?

[VidelCoolGirl]

well, for me, my parents already know that i'm into that stuff. i mean, i'm a guy and they should be proud that i'm normal by getting aroused when regards to that stuff. i have lots of DVD's but i don't watch them whenever any of my family members' around. though they already know that i busy myself with that, but i don't think they care, do they?

"My son is captain of the football team!"

"Oh yeah, well MY son watches hentai!"

"ZOMG."

[SergeiBOI]

"My son is captain of the football team!"

"Oh yeah, well MY son watches hentai!"

"ZOMG."

lol, that maybe true. but that doesn't prove that parents talk about the porn that their kids watch. sports is sports and porn is porn. unless they talk about what kind of porn their kids watch, that "might" happen. however, if they talk about.

dad 1: "what kind of shows your kid watches"
dad 2: "umm, i guess it's the fad called anime."

dad 1: "are you sure it's not porn?"
dad 2: "maybe"

notice the difference on their lines? unless things are brought up, they will definitely surface. even our dads have a few skeletons in their closets. and neither them want those skeletons to be brought up. and even if they want to talk about it, e.g. two dads talking about their son's hobbies, i believe they want to avoid that kind of conversations so as not to embarrass their son. though they're really are curious about that like "what kind of porn is hentai?". hahahhahaha i just can't imagine looking at my dad watching hentai.

[germanturkey]

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