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Bernard_Monsha
February 5th, 2007, 02:23 PM
The latest case of Wookie rage in Los Angeles.



"Chewbacca" arrested for head-butting in Hollywood (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-02-05T145628Z_01_N23346977_RTRUKOC_0_US-CHEWBACCA.xml&src=rss)

LOS ANGELES, Feb 3 (Reuters Life!) - A Chewbacca impersonator was arrested after being accused of head-butting a Hollywood tour guide who warned the furry brown Wookiee about harassing two Japanese tourists, police said on Saturday.

"Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do," "Chewie" from the "Star Wars" movies said before slamming his head into the guide's forehead, the Los Angeles Times newspaper reported.

The 6-foot, 5-inch-(1.96-metre-) tall 44-year-old man was charged on Friday with misdemeanor battery and later released on $20,000 bail, the Los Angeles Police Department said.

"Superman" and other movie and cartoon impersonators were reported to be witnesses to the aggression in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater amid concern that such behavior could endanger their livelihoods.

Street performers at the world-famous cinema collect tips from tourists by posing for photos, but some are known to turn hostile if they don't get money.

Two years ago, Mr. Incredible, Elmo the Muppet and the dark-hooded character from the movie "Scream" were arrested for "aggressive begging", the L.A. Times reported."

Suki
February 5th, 2007, 02:24 PM
Who ever said wookies are nice? xD

Lord Timaeus
February 5th, 2007, 02:26 PM
I thought Wookiees were supposed to tear their arms off, not head-butt them.

Caine
February 5th, 2007, 02:26 PM
could have been worse, he could have ripped the dude's arms off

earsofdoom
February 5th, 2007, 02:30 PM
I wonder if his Lawyer used "The Chewbacca defense"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH5EblIjkrk :P

Bernard_Monsha
February 5th, 2007, 02:33 PM
I think they should free Chewy. I mean Elmo blackmailed Kermit to step down on Sesame Street and killed Mr Hooper.

Sendo Takeshi
February 5th, 2007, 02:59 PM
See, the Japanese tourists KNEW Greedo shot first and Chewie got all tight-tittied and headbutted them. I wonder if the Rebellion will free him or just leave him there to rot.

Bernard_Monsha
February 5th, 2007, 03:02 PM
See, the Japanese tourists KNEW Greedo shot first and Chewie got all tight-tittied and headbutted them. I wonder if the Rebellion will free him or just leave him there to rot.

You think the Imperial Soldiers who arrested him had walkie talkies instead of blasters?

Sendo Takeshi
February 5th, 2007, 03:12 PM
You think the Imperial Soldiers who arrested him had walkie talkies instead of blasters?


Perhaps. They may have been walkie talkie lasers for all we know. The Emperor is all about getting that new tech out there.

CrossboneGundam
February 5th, 2007, 03:26 PM
The guy's a four letter synonym for a phallus, sounds like. No sympathy for Chewie here.

Joeshie
February 5th, 2007, 03:27 PM
This is why you let the wookie win.

Bernard_Monsha
February 5th, 2007, 03:30 PM
The guy's a four letter synonym for a phallus, sounds like. No sympathy for Chewie here.

Like you've never been headbutted by a panhandling wookie before :rolleyes:

VidelCoolGirl
February 5th, 2007, 03:36 PM
Man, Free the Wookie!

GreatNekoKoneko
February 5th, 2007, 06:36 PM
This is why you let the wookie win.

... oh god. that post is made of win. WOW.

by the way, Han shoots first.

goddessofanime
February 5th, 2007, 06:39 PM
Where's Han Solo when you need him?

littlebuster212
February 5th, 2007, 06:51 PM
Don't worry about it. I'm sure Yoda will get him outta it.

sailornyanko
February 5th, 2007, 07:01 PM
That Brandy girl only gets maximum 1 year in prision for manslaughter after crashing in an LA highway driving too fast and Chewie gets a 20,000 dollar bail for defending his Wookiedom??!!

Stupid California.

Leader Desslock
February 5th, 2007, 07:05 PM
Where's Han Solo when you need him?
Shooting first?

blackknight
February 5th, 2007, 07:06 PM
Man, in the words of Steve Morrison from the Preston and Steve morning show on 93.3 WMMR Philadelphia:

"THAT WAS AWESOME!!"

I wish I had the balls to do that.

Lord Timaeus
February 5th, 2007, 07:17 PM
No, Greedo DOES shoot first...

...but only in bed.