The Overcomplicated Multiple Choice Forum Game

[Bernard_Monsha]

On another foum we have been playing this for a few months and it is a lot more fun than some of the games here. Rules are pretty simple.


1. First post starts with a multiple choice stem (or question)
2. Each person after them posts an answer option (A,B,C,D)
3. The post after answer option D selects the answer they feel is
most correct, and then starts with another question. (Explanations
can be fun, too)


1. Bernard's brain is located _________.

[blackknight]

A: In his left big toe.

[{NG}Fidel]

B.Right Thigh

[superplough]

C. Where every real man's brain is located

[Ketaru]

D. in many small boxes being shipped to Abu Dhabi as you're reading this.

[Old Ape Face]

I pick answer D. :P

2.Last time it snow I was______.

[Soluzar]

A) trapped outside naked.

[Nami]

B) charged for breaking into my neighbor's chimney.

[Shiroiyuki]

C. Touched in a naughty way by the innocent looking snowman in your front yard, making you terrified of all things carrot-shaped from then on.

[Lord Timaeus]

D. In Iraq.

[superplough]

C is clearly correct.

3. I currently have two Firefox tabs open. One is AnimeNation, the other is ____

[Bernard_Monsha]

A. hottmale.com

[Lord Timaeus]

B. /b/

(filler)

[master terrence]

C. loli cosplay

....

[Rain]

D. tubgirl.com

[Lord Timaeus]

D FTW!

4. Snape Kills ______________

[Rain]

A. Dumbledore

[Leader Desslock]

B. Germs, up to 20% more than the leading national brand.

[Evil_Koala]

C. Theo from Children of Men (HE DIED LOLOLOL)

[master terrence]

D. all of the above

[Holy Knight]

B. He is so filthy, he carries his own set of environment-lethal viruses.

5. A True Knight will always ___________

[Nami]

A. Live with metal polisher.

[Caine]

B carries his towel

[Lord Timaeus]

C. Sleep with the prince.

[VidelCoolGirl]

D. Get the lady in the end.

[Old Ape Face]

A. especially when he's been bumping in the night.

5. a good house keeper is _____?

[Lord Timaeus]

A. Sleeping with your father, who has a weird fetish for getting his head chopped off.

[Caine]

B One that speaks english

[VidelCoolGirl]

C. A Tom And Jerry cosplayer...

[blackknight]

D: Someone I could never afford.

[VidelCoolGirl]

6. Videl Is Alpha Because?

[Leader Desslock]

a. Omega was already taken

[Caine]

b. Nobody has the balls to stop her

[Lord Timaeus]

((You forgot to answer the question.))

C. Her power level is over 9000.

[VidelCoolGirl]

((Ah, Crap. A then. ))

D. NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!?????

[Lord Timaeus]

I pick D.

7. I enjoy cocaine because _____________.

[VidelCoolGirl]

A. Is gets you high off more than just life.

[blackknight]

Damn. Missed my chance.

B: Because you can't get heroine.

[Lord Timaeus]

C. It gets you up in the morning.

[Bernard_Monsha]

D. Comet is more abrasive to your sinuses.

[Old Ape Face]

C. and that's the truth

(no i don't do cocain but i take a related drug.)

life in the gutter is fine as long as you____

[blackknight]

A: Have a very wide gutter, and you clean the leaves out regularly.

[Ketaru]

B. Get rid of the body of the last person that was there before they rot.

[superplough]

C: Have a cardboard box for shelter

[Nami]

D. lost your sense of smell.

Q: Washing Machine is good when______

[Etchd]

A. There's no soap suds in it?

[Shiroiyuki]

B. There are no women around....and you feel desperate for love?

[VidelCoolGirl]

C: No change for the laundromat?

[blackknight]

D: The dog needs to be washed.

[Leader Desslock]

Answer=D. You may have to use an industrial side-loader for the larger breeds, however.

Q: James T. Kirk clutched his communicator tightly in his hand and screamed ___________!!!! ?

[VidelCoolGirl]

A: KAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNN!!!!! *Breath* KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!

[Shiroiyuki]

b. PEPPERMINT MOCHA FRAPPICHINO--VERDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackknight]

C: Can you hear me now?! God damn it! I can't get any reception!

[Old Ape Face]

D. sings the i pwn n00bs song.

[Holy Knight]

A. This phrase transcended the space-time continuum vortex and is now an ad nauseam reminder to Kirk that revenge is always an infernal loop.

Q: In Soviet Russia, Mathematics ___________

[Old Ape Face]

A. is like Pokemon, whit all the hippen and the hoppen you don't know what the jazz is all about

Here we go down the slope, Zip zop zuppity bop,

Jazz is like jell-o pudding, no Jazz is like Kodac Film, no Jazz is like....Bycicles

[VidelCoolGirl]

B. Solves You!

[GreatNekoKoneko]

C. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is declaring Jihad on 10 American cities.

[Lord Timaeus]

D. Fails YOU!

[Etchd]

C. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is declaring Jihad on 10 American cities. Whatever Jihad that is as long as it has nothing to do with Russians and math, it's fine with me.

Q: You say you have 'sugar overdose' when _________...

[Bernard_Monsha]

A. you are trying to freebase Fruity Pebbles.

[Lord Timaeus]

B. You try to skip school.

[Old Ape Face]

C. you have a dream about real life when really it's a dream about playing video games?

[VidelCoolGirl]

D. When you add sugar to "Super Sugar Sugar Bombs."

[Lord Timaeus]

D. Calvin and Hobbes rules all.

Q: The next item up for bids is a Playstation 3. The item goes to the one of you four who bis nearest to the actual retail price without going over. What do you bid?

[blackknight]

A: 1 Norweigian Blue parrot. It's not dead, it's pining for the fjords.

[Leader Desslock]

B. I bid adieu.

[Etchd]

C. A check. They'll have to write the actual price in it! :teehee:

[Old Ape Face]

D: a hamster, A chinese Buddha Statue make entirely of Chocolate, and the The Arch De Triumph (Sp), Hillary Duff's storage capacity, and one rubber Samuel jackson that says "the only movie that would be better then Snakes on a plain, would be More ****ing snakes on more ****ing plains." when Squeezed. Oh and Chuck Norris for the win.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Answer B.

The proper way to enjoy Macaroni and Cheese is ________.

[Caine]

edit: bernard beat me to it

A by being a pimp

[VidelCoolGirl]

B. By eating it with Cheesasaurus Rex.

[Lord Timaeus]

C. Eating it raw and pasted to your 8-year-old brother's arts and crafts project.

[Old Ape Face]

d. Eat it with no regard to the naked people sitting in front of you.

[Bernard_Monsha]

Answer is D.

Desslock enjoys reading 13 year old copies Harper's Weekly while__________.

[blackknight]

A: Absent-mindedly crushing yet another newb's 'OMG, DBZ iz teh most awsum anime evar!!!!111' thread with pure logic.

[Bernard_Monsha]

B: Born aloft his palanquin while directing his lobster minions to make crop circles in order to befuddle Zuzuwang.

[Shiroiyuki]

C. Wondering how in the world he lived to be so old

[Caine]

D. Laughing maniacally at our stupidity

[Nami]

D. is the answer.

Q: _________ makes people's head explode from overloading.

[Shiroiyuki]

A. Youtube

[Lord Timaeus]

B. FLCL

(filler)

[blackknight]

C: Head On, applied directly to the forehead! Head On, applied directly to the forehead! Head On, applied directly to the forehead!

[Etchd]

D. Myspace?

[superplough]

instantly C!

Q: Screw the Rules, I Have _____!!

[Satsumaru]

A: Main character power!!

[Kali-chan]

B. a crazed sense of humour

[Shiroiyuki]

C. A doctorate!


"I'm a doctor, I know what I'm doing..."

[Bernard_Monsha]

D. a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best Light, a can of potted meat, and an extra long slim jim.

[Lord Timaeus]

A, although Kaiba isn't really the main character.

Q: What is love?

[Shiroiyuki]

A. When you no longer have to ***** at your mate about putting down the toilet seat--he does it automatically.

[Holy Knight]

B. Half of evolution, spelled backwards. Figures.

(Love --> Evol)

[Old Ape Face]

C: Love is Evol change the o to i and you get Evil

[Bernard_Monsha]

D. A fluffy bunny.......in a chipper shredder.

[Old Ape Face]

D. :) mommy always said i looked good in red. :devil:

when is it a good time to die?

[Shiroiyuki]

A. Right before taxes are due.

[Leader Desslock]

B Two days before the day after tomorrow.

[Bernard_Monsha]

C. when the thermometer pops up.

[lil' warrior]

D. When you've made your mark in this world...

[Len]

C.

What is most likely to happen during a trip to the bathroom?

[Shiroiyuki]

A. Ewwww, why do you want to know that? Pervert.

[Bernard_Monsha]

B. You are attacked by zombie pirate ninja janitors who jealously guard their sacred poop deck of undeath.

[Satsumaru]

C. You get a flat tire :(

[Kali-chan]

D. you have a little accident...

[Ketaru]

The first C sounds pretty accurate.

Listening to people sing karaoke is like _________.

[Bernard_Monsha]

A. haveing your nose hairs ripped out by an Epilady.

[SDAnimeFan]

B. having a pounding headache.

[Satsumaru]

C. Listening to your precious little daughter sing. Because no matter how :censored: it is, you've gotta praise her afterwards :)

[animegurl]

D. Listening to a badly dubbed anime. lol

[Kali-chan]

C. but only because I like little kids

A haircut is great until__________

[animegurl]

A. Your younger brother cuts it off.

[Bernard_Monsha]

B: you put the power tools in the bathtub.

[Lord Timaeus]

C. It's dyed vomit green.

[blackknight]

D: You actually look in the mirror.

[Holy Knight]

B. Then it looks really good.

Q: The meaning of life is _________

[Bernard_Monsha]

A: the machine that goes PING.

[Etchd]

B. according to Tolstoy, to serve humanity.

*beat me to it!*

[Lord Timaeus]

C. 42.

(filler)

[animegurl]

D. A decent sized anime collection.

[blackknight]

Answer: E - A & C.

Death is ____.

[Holy Knight]

A. Unacceptable. A failure.

[Kali-chan]

B. a passage to a new life

[animegurl]

C. Overrated.

(Oops. :p I'm slow.)

[blackknight]

I'm guessing you meant C, so...

D: A dark, robed figure who hates American and British people.

[Nami]

I like C. :3

Q: Because of ______________ I have to stay up until 2AM before I can go to sleep.

[superplough]

A. Prons

(filler)

[Bernard_Monsha]

B. Larry King's adult diapers

[blackknight]

C: Still Prons.

[SDAnimeFan]

D. Computer Addiction

[Rain]

B. We all know that Larry King loves his diapers and suspenders so much that they're practically irreplaceable.

You know you're a loser when ___________.

[Etchd]

A. When you never get dumped.

[Shiroiyuki]

B. The other losers feel sorry for you.

[superplough]

C You get picked on by orphans

[Satsumaru]

D. When you're gonna lose your soul because you lost a card game ;)

[Caine]

c

there's more than one way to _____

[Holy Knight]

A. Say that there is one way of doing things.

[Lord Timaeus]

B. Be humiliated by Chris Hansen on To Catch a Predator.

[Shiroiyuki]

C. Skin your neighbor. Oh--did I say 'neighbor'....? I meant cat, yeah...cat.

[superplough]

D Eat a chocolate fish

[Lord Timaeus]

D is correct (CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!)

What does ADV stand for?

[Shiroiyuki]

A. Average Demonic Vampires (you know, those who aren't extremely evil, but can't be considered good either)

[superplough]

B. Awesome Dragonballcharacter Videl

[Bernard_Monsha]

C. Anemic Diabetic Vietnamese.

[Old Ape Face]

D. Advanced Democratic Victims

[Kali-chan]

I like A... not so evil vampires!!!

Science homework is like a ____________________

[Bernard_Monsha]

A. watching Richard Simmons trying to be manly.

[Old Ape Face]

B. Watching Peter Griffen Make fun of Richard Simmon's Brother Richard Simmons.

[Nami]

C. a spoiled food on the table, reminding us that it needed to be taken care off yet no one want to touch it.

[Holy Knight]

D. Torture for the unitiated and a cruel vise that gets tighter for the adepts, until they find out how to unloose it.

[animegurl]

I like A. :lol:

Cell Phones are _________?

[Bernard_Monsha]

A. electronic contraceptives.

[animegurl]

B. A Health Hazard

[Holy Knight]

C. Propagandic mind-control tools for the deaf-mute.

[animegurl]

D. Our link to the "Outside" World.

[blackknight]

Definitely C.

If revenge is a dish best eaten cold, and revenge is sweet, then revenge is ___

[animegurl]

A. Ice Cream with Pocky. :d

[Bernard_Monsha]

B. Frozen bacon

[animegurl]

C. Snow

(filler o.o)

[Satsumaru]

D. Semi-frozen flesh dipped in surup :| It sure wouldn't taste any better cooked -_-;

[Shiroiyuki]

I'll go with C, since all of the others made me gag and die a little inside.

In ten to fifteen years, science will be able to _____________

[Satsumaru]

A. Make Barney real :O

[superplough]

B. Activate Reborn the Monster

*Monster Reborn

[Satsumaru]

C. Proudly present farmers the "superplough". O-ho-ho-ho!

[superplough]

^LOL

D. produce real Babelfish (them ones that you put in your ear and they auomatically translate any language you hear into one you can uderstand)

[Kali-chan]

I like D, because I'm interested in other languages... but I don't understand them...

Music is_________

[blackknight]

A: Metal. All else is crap.

[animegurl]

B. The annoying scraping noise you get when you drag a fork across a plate.

[superplough]

C the language of the soul

[Satsumaru]

D. Muscley Uber Sexy Irresistable Chick

[animegurl]

D. :lol:

AN is awesome because _________?

[Satsumaru]

A. Because AN could also stand for "Awesome Nation" as much as it stands for "Anime Nation"
w
e
s
o
m
e

[Lord Timaeus]

B. Only a /b/tard would post Goatse.

[VidelCoolGirl]

C. People actually have decent grammar.

[Old Ape Face]

D I hear the service is good the food is ok but the floor show is Fantastic.

[animegurl]

I like D.

Pocky is ________ ...

[Kali-chan]

A. something I've never heard of

[animegurl]

B. A gift from heaven.

[Lord Timaeus]

C. Not a very good sex toy.

[Old Ape Face]

D. In relation to Sake?

[blackknight]

C. Gotta go with C.

The Gods made heavy metal, cause ______.

[Old Ape Face]

A. the Forsaken needed something to do.

[Kali-chan]

B. He felt bad that people didn't have what they wanted

[Etchd]

C. The Alliance started to act weird ever since they started invading part of Kalimdor and the Horde must have a some kind of secret weapon to stop the surging emergence of kid-pop?

[Satsumaru]

D. Because "Light Plastic" music sounded really lame, and the gods decided to replace it

[animegurl]

C. lol

Licking batteries is _______...

(That was way random. O.o)

[Shiroiyuki]

A. The next idea for a reality TV show

[animegurl]

B. An energizing way to start the day off.

[Satsumaru]

C. An electrifying experience

[blackknight]

D: Akin to licking a spark plug.

[Old Ape Face]

A :lol:

Q. Arguing on the internet is like_____.

[blackknight]

A: Gouging your eye out with a spork.

[Lord Timaeus]

B. Watching Evangelion religiously.

[Kali-chan]

C. a catfight

[animegurl]

D. Almost pointless.

[Caine]

B

Satan is _________

[Old Ape Face]

A. Mooning you from your window.

[Lord Timaeus]

B: This girl:

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5263/swmnbnkt3.jpg

[superplough]

C. Bandit Keith

[Bernard_Monsha]

D: My minion

[Holy Knight]

D.

Q: What is the question I am about to ask?

[Satsumaru]

A. You're about to ask "When theres something strange~ in the neighbourhood~ who you gonna call?"

[Old Ape Face]

b. am i a pro?

[superplough]

C. So i herd u liek mudkips?

[Satsumaru]

D. I am created Shiva, the Destroyer; death, the shatterer of worlds. The dead night tiger made whole by the Master of Sinanju. Who is this dog meat that dares challenge me?
*your sig*

[Lord Timaeus]

D: Me.

Q: The color of this text is __________.

[Caine]

A) off white with a tinge of beige

[Old Ape Face]

B. Hexicolor code #f1f1f1

[blackknight]

C: It's black, so it isn't a color, but the complete absence of it.

[Kali-chan]

D. the colour of an evil self-centered crazed evil maniac's heart

[Etchd]

D. the colour of an evil self-centered crazed evil maniac's heart
Baaad... :lol:

Playing visual novels can sometimes be ________?

[Bernard_Monsha]

A. Brain Damaging

[Old Ape Face]

B. amusing to the viewer with a purpose to go with it.

[Fobb]

C. Considered nerdy

[Shiroiyuki]

D. Challenging to your remaining senses. I know, using more than one at a time is strenuous to single-celled organisms. So, take it easy.

[Bernard_Monsha]

D.

Tiran has dual degrees in_______.

[Old Ape Face]

A. Playing the Guitar and Masturbating on stage.

[superplough]

B. Pronsology and Forum-internet-posting

[Shiroiyuki]

C. Potato-mongering and Ventriloquism


*Plays with his potato* "A Priest, a Rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar...."

[Leader Desslock]

D. Celcius AND Fahrenheit.

[Etchd]

C. Potato-mongering and Ventriloquism
Though I don't get how to make puppets out of potatoes

A couch potato is __________.

[Shiroiyuki]

A. A very spoiled spud

[Old Ape Face]

B. the difference between a clean couch and one that's been sitting out in the rain for a decade and defeats it's purpose for a comfortable sitting surface.

[Bernard_Monsha]

C. A sculpture by Auguste Rodin done in a medium potatoes chewed by 12 year old Irish virgins.

[Caine]

D. Anybody who's ever sat through a daytime soap opera because he was too lazy to change the ****ing channel.

[superplough]

B wins

Q: Hey girls, lets get ready to look SO ____!!!

[Lord Timaeus]

A. Like crappily animated prostitutes.

[Kali-chan]

B. not answering this question...

[Shiroiyuki]

C. Grotesquely obese! McDonalds anyone?!

[Bernard_Monsha]

D: Ramen Noodles!

[Lord Timaeus]

C is made of truth and win.

Q: Before you die, you see ____________.

[Old Ape Face]

A. Mikel Jackson in the nude calling for the one, and his love mate Wei Man who he is mistaken for a little boy playmate doll.

[Caine]

b everything, including the extra level of hell reserved for EVA fanboys and 4Kids executives

[Bernard_Monsha]

C. And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.

[Satsumaru]

D. An exam paper

[master terrence]

"b.everything, including the extra level of hell reserved for EVA fanboys and 4Kids executives"


In school one must always____

[Bernard_Monsha]

A. Beat children with a strip if tire.

[Kali-chan]

B. skip all of your least favourite classes...(no, I don't do that, but it works...)

[blackknight]

C. Avoid the emo kids, because someday one of them is going to bring a gun to school, and you want to be as far from them as possible.

[Etchd]

D. Take down notes, then throw them away.

[superplough]

D describes me perfectly

Q: How many dudes you know Roll Like This?

[blackknight]

A: Zero. They roll like that.

[Shiroiyuki]

B. Approximately 1 out of every 5 men 'Roll Like That'. Except for those who lack the sufficient muscles to actually 'Roll'--those men just 'Flop Like That'.

[Bernard_Monsha]

C. Poppyseed from Luby's!

[Holy Knight]

D. One, but it was a steep hill and he was a fat Knight. You could hear the clanking miles away!

[Caine]

D

All hail ____!

[Old Ape Face]

A. Monty Python :P

[Kali-chan]

B. whoever steals your affection first

[blackknight]

Damn, I was beaten to the punch. You knew what I was going to say, didn't you Yukimura-Sanada?

Fine. I'll use the next best thing.

C: Heavy Metal.

[Holy Knight]

D. The greatness of answer D!

[superplough]

D is the greatest!

On wednesdays, Leader Desslock secretly posts as _____