View Full Version : Woman feeds boyfriend...to other people
Alienkid
January 26th, 2007, 01:39 AM
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/11/16/bashkircannibal.shtml
This woman Kills her boyfriend, and then cooks him and serves him to other people. I don't feel as bad for the guy as I do for the people that unknowingly ate him.
The Million Dollar Prons
January 26th, 2007, 02:53 AM
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
RamenBoy
January 26th, 2007, 03:22 AM
roflwaffles, epic fail for leaving a chopped off hand in her fridge.
{NG}Fidel
January 26th, 2007, 03:34 AM
Terrible but such a light sentence, 11 years?
Alice Catherine
January 26th, 2007, 03:39 AM
I'd commit suicide if I had just found out that I ate a human being. No, wait. I'd go to church, try to get my sins cleansed, and THEN commit suicide.
Shiroiyuki
January 26th, 2007, 04:52 AM
"That'll teach him for cheating on me!!!"
Wow, can we say industrial strength medication? I'm thinking Midol.....
earsofdoom
January 26th, 2007, 05:28 AM
Only 11 years for murder and.... umm whatever they charge you with for cannabilism?
Satsumaru
January 26th, 2007, 06:00 AM
Damn, thats gotta be worse than eating co-pilots. Can't believe she actually went through with the whole skinning and mincing process...
11 years huh? Well if she was in my country she'd probably get 6 years of WHICH she can most likely make bail OR choose not to and live in our newly constructed multi million dollar(I think it was 8million) resort prison. Since shes a female, she gets a personal shower and underfloor heating in her jail cell.
LOSTyears
January 26th, 2007, 07:34 AM
Miss the good ol days when just getting a brick thrown through your windshield or getting your junk lopped off would suffice.
Guess that just wasn't good enough -_-;
Hopelesromantic
January 26th, 2007, 07:59 AM
Oh come on, humans taste lousy, how could no one notice?
Bernard_Monsha
January 26th, 2007, 08:23 AM
MMMMM.... sweet pork.
Gibb
January 26th, 2007, 08:25 AM
I'd commit suicide if I had just found out that I ate a human being. No, wait. I'd go to church, try to get my sins cleansed, and THEN commit suicide.
But suicide is considered a sin, so that's an oxy moron.
The Million Dollar Prons
January 26th, 2007, 08:53 AM
But suicide is considered a sin, so that's an oxy moron.
Depends on which school of thought you follow. The exact quote was "destroying your body," which everyone does every day, and even then, Jesus rendered a lot of the old ways useless. Don't know what the Catholic stance on Suicide is.
Sendo Takeshi
January 26th, 2007, 08:54 AM
Hmm....looks like she chewed him up and spit him out. These kinds of stories really get me fried up. I mean, you just can't let your significant other get to you. Why not just a simple breakup? Instead, she got heated and decided to serve him up. I for one would not get cooked up over a situation like this. These stir-fry situations do always end up being hilarious because the killer always messes up. But, I will definitely give her a hand for having the cajones to do that. She really made minced meat out of him.
Caster13
January 26th, 2007, 09:18 AM
Damn, thats gotta be worse than eating co-pilots. Can't believe she actually went through with the whole skinning and mincing process...
11 years huh? Well if she was in my country she'd probably get 6 years of WHICH she can most likely make bail OR choose not to and live in our newly constructed multi million dollar(I think it was 8million) resort prison. Since shes a female, she gets a personal shower and underfloor heating in her jail cell.
where do you live!?:blink:
RamenBoy
January 26th, 2007, 09:20 AM
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VidelCoolGirl
January 26th, 2007, 10:36 AM
Hmm....looks like she chewed him up and spit him out. These kinds of stories really get me fried up. I mean, you just can't let your significant other get to you. Why not just a simple breakup?
Ditto. I mean, all these stories of spouses killing their significant other so they can be with someone else. Just leave them! You would be out of thier hair then. Why is killing the first resort?
Sendo Takeshi
January 26th, 2007, 10:38 AM
Ditto. I mean, all these stories of spouses killing their significant other so they can be with someone else. Just leave them! You would be out of thier hair then. Why is killing the first resort?
Hmm......I hope you got the joke in the post. But, yeah, I agree about the whole killing part. Chicks are just crazy. =/
Samurai Drifter
January 26th, 2007, 10:59 AM
roflwaffles, epic fail for leaving a chopped off hand in her fridge.
:lol:
Yeah, seriously, epic fail.
Defiled one
January 26th, 2007, 11:06 AM
Nah....It doesnt bother me...In Russia also I think, there was a man who got a life sentence due to the fact of him canibalizing children...salting them etc...dont know if the dude is alive though.
Then...there was one time in Australia...about a woman who killed her husband and feed him to his sons...etc
Oh well..My grandfather always said that..If one of us died and hunger reached the pinacle of need...He would cannibalize either me or me to him..<_< The one who dies first of course....War made messed up his head...
Alice Catherine
January 26th, 2007, 12:17 PM
She left the HAND? IN HER FRIDGE???
*dies*
*comes back*
:x
I am not eating. EVER.
Bernard_Monsha
January 26th, 2007, 12:36 PM
Ditto. I mean, all these stories of spouses killing their significant other so they can be with someone else. Just leave them! You would be out of thier hair then. Why is killing the first resort?
They would lose half of what they own plus alimony.
MonkeyBoy0314
January 26th, 2007, 12:41 PM
Hmm, wow....scary, these Russian women are....
DazzleKitty
January 26th, 2007, 12:51 PM
Dang....that's nauseating. She should get more than 11 years...more like life for that. She should also get charged for having people unknowingly eat human flesh.
Leader Desslock
January 26th, 2007, 01:03 PM
Well, she always said her boyfriend had good taste, they just didn't know she meant it literally...
Caster13
January 26th, 2007, 01:45 PM
with the rate of divorce these days being like 60%+ of all marriages, getting married is basically "oh, is this the line i get into to lose half my sh*t?".
ffl
January 26th, 2007, 02:02 PM
I didn't even look at the article, but already that's a queasy thought...:x
VidelCoolGirl
January 26th, 2007, 02:20 PM
Hmm......I hope you got the joke in the post. But, yeah, I agree about the whole killing part. Chicks are just crazy. =/
No, I did. It just got me to thinking about that. Although Men are just as bad when it comes to killing spouses. People just need to not get married.
They would lose half of what they own plus alimony.
I still don't think that justifies killing.
Bernard_Monsha
January 26th, 2007, 02:38 PM
I still don't think that justifies killing.
He also liked Rob Schneider movies and forced her to go to them on opening night.
VidelCoolGirl
January 26th, 2007, 02:39 PM
He also liked Rob Schneider movies and forced her to go to them on opening night.
That does. Good riddance.
superplough
January 26th, 2007, 03:24 PM
ugh.. i'd instantly chunder if i was told i'd been eating a person..
animeotaku99
January 26th, 2007, 03:28 PM
Soylent Green is People!
goddessofanime
January 26th, 2007, 03:29 PM
Penis pie anyone?
VidelCoolGirl
January 26th, 2007, 03:31 PM
Penis pie anyone?
Indeed.....
ffl
January 26th, 2007, 03:39 PM
:x:x:x Omg... :x that thought's even more :x
Suki
January 26th, 2007, 03:46 PM
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vaikyuko
January 26th, 2007, 04:11 PM
Eh, so she's a nut. Now, if I were one of the people, I'd simply throw up as soon as I found out, get rid of said undigested food (yay for non-instantaneous digestion) and be done with it.
I still think Armin Meiwes holds the champion title for cannibalistic insanity. Google him, if you don't know him (Rammstein, I'm looking at you!).
Evil_Koala
January 26th, 2007, 04:14 PM
Only 11 years? Hell, they'd put you in front of everybody on Death Row...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S ALL USE PUNCTUATION TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satsumaru
January 26th, 2007, 04:21 PM
where do you live!?:blink:
New Zealand :)
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Takkun-chan
January 26th, 2007, 04:23 PM
Hmm......I hope you got the joke in the post. But, yeah, I agree about the whole killing part. Chicks are just crazy. =/
You got that right!:shifty:
Evil_Koala
January 26th, 2007, 04:30 PM
I still think Armin Meiwes holds the champion title for cannibalistic insanity. Google him, if you don't know him (Rammstein, I'm looking at you!).
Correct!
OMG! SECRET GAY NAZI CANNIBALS! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes)
Baka Ninja
January 26th, 2007, 05:10 PM
Damn, thats gotta be worse than eating co-pilots. Can't believe she actually went through with the whole skinning and mincing process...
11 years huh? Well if she was in my country she'd probably get 6 years of WHICH she can most likely make bail OR choose not to and live in our newly constructed multi million dollar(I think it was 8million) resort prison. Since shes a female, she gets a personal shower and underfloor heating in her jail cell.
Well,in MY COUNTRY,she wouldve been sodomized by rabid dogs until her slow,and painful death. And rightly so might I add. Any women who does this deserves the same treatment,they shouldnt even be allowed to produced tainted babies. Allah Akbar.
Jetta
January 26th, 2007, 05:28 PM
well its not the first I'v heard of wild tales , like these i remeber some sotry i read they have it on the computer for haunted areas I guess way back some guy ethier threw hes chick in the meat grinder oh the gas bunner wll they found her ring inthe buner ...crazy though
And one my grandma told me when I was small, ,she said this guy was suddenly boming in the hambugers and what not , she sai she order something and that it was wiggling (barf)
Wil lin couples weeks peple were going missing they finally busted the guy with a meat full of humans ahhhh
Till this day my granma has always been pickey about eating out.....
Satsumaru
January 26th, 2007, 06:19 PM
Well,in MY COUNTRY,she wouldve been sodomized by rabid dogs until her slow,and painful death. And rightly so might I add. Any women who does this deserves the same treatment,they shouldnt even be allowed to produced tainted babies. Allah Akbar.
Agreed. People like her should be punished regardless of whatever mental issues she has. I'm all for torture in this case, screw "human rights".
HitokiriShadow
January 26th, 2007, 06:21 PM
That's disgusting. And only 11 years? Did someone get "murder and canabalism" mixed up with "armed robbery"? That's absurd.
GreatNekoKoneko
January 26th, 2007, 06:37 PM
...hoped it was served with a some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti...fffffssssss...
sailornyanko
January 26th, 2007, 06:56 PM
Looking further in the website, it's filled with all sorts of bizarre articles.
Borat banned in Russia?
Russian Doctor Launches Fancy Condoms for Demanding Clients?
Man Beats Wife to Death for Possession of Kama Sutra?
Woman Survives Being Locked Up in Barrel and Thrown Into Sea by Jealous Husband?
Cattle Rustler Uses Bus to Transport Stolen Cows?
Man Left to Die With Limbs, Penis Bound by Wife After Failed Sex Attempt?
This is quite amusing: Black Sea Dolphins Try to Drown Drunken Swimmer. :lol: And who said dolphins ae stupid? Can you convict dolphins for attempted murder?
This is a sad one: Russian Student Sues School Over Teaching of Evolution. I thought this sort of stuff only happened in America.
Oh this is cute: Drunk Man Goes on Killing Spree in Central Russia, Gets Life in Jail. Kills a bunch of random people, gets life sentence. Woman kills boyfriend and feeds his processed organs to unknowing guests as a New Years Day dinner party and she only gets 11 years??? O_o'
Midoriko87
January 26th, 2007, 07:04 PM
He also liked Rob Schneider movies and forced her to go to them on opening night.
I HATE YOU!! *Thinks* Oh Yeah, you're a Moderator, huh? ...I HATE YOU!! :lol: Seriously, you gotta lay off of the Schneider, kid...He's like one of Hollywood's Hottest Dudes or Whatever of 2006...No Lie...I mean, on my List, he's right after Jack Black and Jimmy C., and you know they're like my first two picks. :)
Well,in MY COUNTRY,she wouldve been sodomized by rabid dogs...
You know, I wanna be labeled as a Weirdo not a Pervert, so I'm not going to respond to your comment with "Why does that crazy [Salty Female Dog Approximately 9" at the Withers AKA *****] get to have all the fun?!" :lol:
Anywho, I refuse to believe this story...Maybe I'm a wee bit Naive. I mean, 11 Years?!! Come the Crap On!! This [Jebus Hold My Tongue] can't be rehabilitated and that has got to be the Gayest (not homosexual, mind you) punishment Ever. "Oh! But she's Crazy!! Have Pity!! Ask yourself what Jebus would do in this situation??" He'd shove his foot so far up that *****'s A the water on his sandals would quench her Thirst!! *Cough* I really need my own material. Whatever. This is not real. I will not acknowledge it. *Closes Eyes* Dream On...
Geo
January 26th, 2007, 11:56 PM
Wow, 11 years. I'm just curious if she ate any of him ^^;
I'd commit suicide if I had just found out that I ate a human being.
Why bother? I thought eating human flesh was suppose to make the eater stronger >:]
tofuman
January 27th, 2007, 12:25 AM
That cracked me up:lol: I`ll show this to my Russia.
Defiled one
January 27th, 2007, 02:18 AM
Well...Europe laws and America laws differ.....very much....even in child molestation....cannibalism does not shock people nowadays at least in Europe in a general point of view...Personally this is due to the fact of a war mentality...the 1 and 2 world war marked people to the point of them lacking empaty to each other....you really have to do something horribly monstrous to make Europeans be disgusted...I mean they were against Saddam execution...
And also...European sentences serve not to punish, but to correct.
The Million Dollar Prons
January 27th, 2007, 02:36 AM
Call me dumb, but that photo on the new page, was that his real skull
Defiled one
January 27th, 2007, 03:25 AM
No....It is not...It is a candy...Yes hhmm...A delicious candy cake that you must eat!!!...How do I know that?..Simple...That is the least sexy skull I have ever seen in my life and I should know that, cause I have seen sexy skulls...
GreatNekoKoneko
January 27th, 2007, 05:30 AM
...this'll sound corny as hell, but that dude GOT SERVED.
Leader Desslock
January 27th, 2007, 05:42 AM
In Soviet Russia, dinner eats YOU!
Soluzar
January 27th, 2007, 05:52 AM
In Soviet Russia, dinner eats YOU!
This happened in Russia? Damn, how'd I miss the chance for the best Russian Reversal ever? Props to Desslock for picking up on the opportunity, but now I'm worried. Maybe I done busted my punny bone?
Chousho
January 27th, 2007, 01:26 PM
The side dish? Fava beans
GreatNekoKoneko
January 27th, 2007, 02:21 PM
The side dish? Fava beans
...and a nice Chianti. mmmm.
Hajime Saitou
January 27th, 2007, 02:45 PM
In Soviet Russia, dinner eats YOU!
Best. Post. Ever. :lol:
Caster13
January 27th, 2007, 05:40 PM
Well,in MY COUNTRY,she wouldve been sodomized by rabid dogs...
that happened in a hentai, but they were wolves:lol:
Baka Ninja
January 27th, 2007, 06:36 PM
that happened in a hentai, but they were wolves:lol:
Id buy that for a dollar!
Seriously...What Hentai is this?
Defiled one
January 28th, 2007, 02:59 AM
I think it was a doberman....do not mistake the doberman!!
shin_gyokakuran
January 28th, 2007, 03:37 AM
guess that was better to be served and eaten than getting your kaboodles just cut off.
Caster13
January 28th, 2007, 07:00 PM
im almost possitive that it was Cool Devices. heard about it from when people were talking about hentai being on the OC:lol::lol:
oh, and nothing beats those two ladies that cut of their husbands penises>_< WRONG!!!
Alienkid
January 29th, 2007, 01:03 AM
No, I did. It just got me to thinking about that. Although Men are just as bad when it comes to killing spouses. People just need to not get married.
I still don't think that justifies killing.
They weren't married, just dating.
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