What a kiss means

[germanturkey]

What a kiss really means...
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as " What a kiss means".

forgive me for "spamming" but i need some luck right now.. :P

its actually pretty funny if you read it

[The Million Dollar Prons]

This is not myspace.

[Chikyuu Senshi]

Lame. I prefer the more direct route. Screw subtle hints.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Ever see that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine is in the car, and she's about to kiss this dude goodbye, and she realizes that he UNLEASHED THE BEAST, if you know what I mean ;);)

Hint: Penis.

[Samurai Drifter]

This is not a place to post the type of email forwards that have been going straight into my spam folder since 2001.

[Lord Timaeus]

I ****ing hate subtlety; ****ing Asperger's syndrome.

And for the record, I'm the last person that would ever have a significant other.

[Lord Dagoth]

Yeah...as sweet as this is *barfs*, keep it to the Myspace bulletins

[Leader Desslock]

Edited to reflect my own level of sentimentality...

What a kiss really means...
*Kiss on the Knee -----"I'm a midget."
*Kiss on the Eyeball ----"I'm a hungry raven"
*Kiss on the Nose ---"A ravens' eyesight isn't as good as you think."
*Kiss on the Semprini ---"I've been watching too much Monty Python"
*Kiss on the Marklar ---"I've been watching too much South Park"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"It might be quite sentimental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"The car broke down"
*Kiss on the Neck (specifically the Jugular) ---"I vant to suck your blood!"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"You're deciding whether to fold or raise your opponent"
*Slap on the Butt ---"I'm a dumb possessive jerk!"
*Ducking from a Punch ---"What! Geez, I just slapped your butt..."
*Holding on tight ---"You wanna jump? I wanna jump! C'mon! Let's jump!"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Tell me of your homeworld, Usel."
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Wow, you really are going gray."
*Arms around the Waist ---"She's choking! I learned this in my First Aid class"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"Someone pooted"

--Advice--
*You can take a kiss, but never take a leak. That's rude.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're probably married.

[Japhyl]

Edited to reflect my own level of sentimentality...

What a kiss really means...
*Kiss on the Knee -----"I'm a midget."
*Kiss on the Eyeball ----"I'm a hungry raven"
*Kiss on the Nose ---"A ravens' eyesight isn't as good as you think."
*Kiss on the Semprini ---"I've been watching too much Monty Python"
*Kiss on the Marklar ---"I've been watching too much South Park"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"It might be quite sentimental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"The car broke down"
*Kiss on the Neck (specifically the Jugular) ---"I vant to suck your blood!"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"You're deciding whether to fold or raise your opponent"
*Slap on the Butt ---"I'm a dumb possessive jerk!"
*Ducking from a Punch ---"What! Geez, I just slapped your butt..."
*Holding on tight ---"You wanna jump? I wanna jump! C'mon! Let's jump!"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Tell me of your homeworld, Usel."
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Wow, you really are going gray."
*Arms around the Waist ---"She's choking! I learned this in my First Aid class"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"Someone pooted"

--Advice--
*You can take a kiss, but never take a leak. That's rude.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're probably married.

Best post I've read this month. :lol:

[Ketaru]

*Slap on the Butt ---"I'm a dumb possessive jerk!"

I thought, "I'm a college football-playing, Abercrombie-wearing fratboy," worked pretty well too.

[Haro!]

I thought, "I'm a college football-playing, Abercrombie-wearing fratboy," worked pretty well too.

Frat boys don't wear Abercrombie!!! Its all about the American Eagle now...

Anyway I think most of those are wrong. I've kissed all my friends (except the one guy friend I have and another friend) on the forehead, lips, neck, behind the ear, hand and it means none of that... well yes and no.

[Animematt55]

Edited to reflect my own level of sentimentality...

What a kiss really means...
*Kiss on the Knee -----"I'm a midget."
*Kiss on the Eyeball ----"I'm a hungry raven"
*Kiss on the Nose ---"A ravens' eyesight isn't as good as you think."
*Kiss on the Semprini ---"I've been watching too much Monty Python"
*Kiss on the Marklar ---"I've been watching too much South Park"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"It might be quite sentimental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"The car broke down"
*Kiss on the Neck (specifically the Jugular) ---"I vant to suck your blood!"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"You're deciding whether to fold or raise your opponent"
*Slap on the Butt ---"I'm a dumb possessive jerk!"
*Ducking from a Punch ---"What! Geez, I just slapped your butt..."
*Holding on tight ---"You wanna jump? I wanna jump! C'mon! Let's jump!"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Tell me of your homeworld, Usel."
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Wow, you really are going gray."
*Arms around the Waist ---"She's choking! I learned this in my First Aid class"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"Someone pooted"

--Advice--
*You can take a kiss, but never take a leak. That's rude.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're probably married.

Dude, you totally won the internet.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Desslock, what kind of kiss\hand gesture should I use to tell a woman I have gonorreah and am reusing condoms?

[Love~Belldandy]

:eww: :eww:

is tat true? :shifty:

anyhowz, i really dun like chain letters... <_<

[Alice Catherine]

I ****ing hate subtlety; ****ing Asperger's syndrome.

And for the record, I'm the last person that would ever have a significant other.

*grabs LK's hand* There. Problem solved. Call me later. I'm off to save other souls.

[Warabit]

Ever see that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine is in the car, and she's about to kiss this dude goodbye, and she realizes that he UNLEASHED THE BEAST, if you know what I mean ;);)

Hint: Penis.

lol I love that episode, classic.

[CapnTylor]

Asbergerites =/

[Sendo Takeshi]

To me a kiss on the lips/shoulder/neck/where ever = I'm getting laid. And of course when a girl starts messing around with your man genitals....well....that's when you know you've won.

[CrossboneGundam]

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as " What a kiss means".

forgive me for "spamming" but i need some luck right now.. :P

its actually pretty funny if you read it


This isn't "spamming," it's spamming. No quotation marks. I forsee a PM from a mod in your immediate future.

And having read it, it's actually pretty sappy and lame.

[HSaabedra]

I ****ing hate subtlety; ****ing Asperger's syndrome.

And for the record, I'm the last person that would ever have a significant other.

Not to flame or anything, but Aspergers Syndrome doesn't affect written language context perception. I've noticed that more and more people (usually kids) self diagnose themselves incorrectly with Aspergers and it's pretty dumb.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... why can't we all just kiss and make up?

[Sendo Takeshi]

... why can't we all just kiss and make up?


Because 90% of us are dudes.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

Because 90% of us are dudes.

...and your point is?

[Japhyl]

...and your point is?

Hint: He's homophobic.

[RyoTD]

Edited to reflect my own level of sentimentality...

What a kiss really means...
*Kiss on the Knee -----"I'm a midget."
*Kiss on the Eyeball ----"I'm a hungry raven"
*Kiss on the Nose ---"A ravens' eyesight isn't as good as you think."
*Kiss on the Semprini ---"I've been watching too much Monty Python"
*Kiss on the Marklar ---"I've been watching too much South Park"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"It might be quite sentimental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"The car broke down"
*Kiss on the Neck (specifically the Jugular) ---"I vant to suck your blood!"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"You're deciding whether to fold or raise your opponent"
*Slap on the Butt ---"I'm a dumb possessive jerk!"
*Ducking from a Punch ---"What! Geez, I just slapped your butt..."
*Holding on tight ---"You wanna jump? I wanna jump! C'mon! Let's jump!"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Tell me of your homeworld, Usel."
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Wow, you really are going gray."
*Arms around the Waist ---"She's choking! I learned this in my First Aid class"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"Someone pooted"

--Advice--
*You can take a kiss, but never take a leak. That's rude.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're probably married.
I haven't laughed like that for quite some time now. :lol:

Good job, old man.

[MonkeyBoy0314]

What a kiss really means...
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Aww, how sweet

Actually, I was thinking about somebody while reading this, too :redface:

[CrossboneGundam]

Not to flame or anything, but Aspergers Syndrome doesn't affect written language context perception. I've noticed that more and more people (usually kids) self diagnose themselves incorrectly with Aspergers and it's pretty dumb.

I've got Asperger's Syndrome, that means I'm a really some sort of genius, in spite of my constant stupid behavior which utterly contradicts such claims!

Of course, I wouldn't brag about being anti-social and obsessive compulsive, anyway.

[Illusions-chan]

hahah....

The first one was cute,

but the second one was just too funny... along with the Seinfield refernece.

[goddessofanime]

Edited to reflect my own level of sentimentality...

What a kiss really means...
*Kiss on the Knee -----"I'm a midget."
*Kiss on the Eyeball ----"I'm a hungry raven"
*Kiss on the Nose ---"A ravens' eyesight isn't as good as you think."
*Kiss on the Semprini ---"I've been watching too much Monty Python"
*Kiss on the Marklar ---"I've been watching too much South Park"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"It might be quite sentimental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"The car broke down"
*Kiss on the Neck (specifically the Jugular) ---"I vant to suck your blood!"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"You're deciding whether to fold or raise your opponent"
*Slap on the Butt ---"I'm a dumb possessive jerk!"
*Ducking from a Punch ---"What! Geez, I just slapped your butt..."
*Holding on tight ---"You wanna jump? I wanna jump! C'mon! Let's jump!"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Tell me of your homeworld, Usel."
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Wow, you really are going gray."
*Arms around the Waist ---"She's choking! I learned this in my First Aid class"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"Someone pooted"

--Advice--
*You can take a kiss, but never take a leak. That's rude.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're probably married.

LMAO........

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Hint: He's homophobic.

Can you blame him? Gay people sure are gay.

[Old Ape Face]

I've got Asperger's Syndrome, that means I'm a really some sort of genius, in spite of my constant stupid behavior which utterly contradicts such claims!

Of course, I wouldn't brag about being anti-social and obsessive compulsive, anyway.


ADD, and Asperger's syndrome mixed, but i tend to keep mine under control, or maybe i'm just slow and can't think straight, and get really pissed of when someone craks a joke about my inteligence.

[Fobb]

This is not myspace.

That's what I was gonna say

[HitokiriShadow]

But it IS Desslock Space.

[Lord Timaeus]

Not to flame or anything, but Aspergers Syndrome doesn't affect written language context perception. I've noticed that more and more people (usually kids) self diagnose themselves incorrectly with Aspergers and it's pretty dumb.

I was referring to social cues, not language.

Although there is no single feature that all people with AS share, difficulties with social behavior are nearly universal and are one of the most important defining criteria. People with AS lack the natural ability to see the subtexts of social interaction, and may lack the ability to communicate their own emotional state, resulting in well-meaning remarks that may offend, or finding it hard to know what is "acceptable". The unwritten rules of social behavior that mystify so many with AS have been termed the "hidden curriculum". People with AS must learn these social skills intellectually rather than intuitively.

[HSaabedra]

I was referring to social cues, not language.

The copypaste was uneccessary, the way you worded your post made it seem as if you missed context clues.

[goddessofanime]

:heart: :heart:

[HSaabedra]

:heart: :heart:

( :* :* )

(sexy filler)

[Old Ape Face]

( :* :* )

(sexy filler)


:shifty: :shifty:

[DazzleKitty]

Edited to reflect my own level of sentimentality...

What a kiss really means...
*Kiss on the Knee -----"I'm a midget."
*Kiss on the Eyeball ----"I'm a hungry raven"
*Kiss on the Nose ---"A ravens' eyesight isn't as good as you think."
*Kiss on the Semprini ---"I've been watching too much Monty Python"
*Kiss on the Marklar ---"I've been watching too much South Park"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"It might be quite sentimental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"The car broke down"
*Kiss on the Neck (specifically the Jugular) ---"I vant to suck your blood!"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"You're deciding whether to fold or raise your opponent"
*Slap on the Butt ---"I'm a dumb possessive jerk!"
*Ducking from a Punch ---"What! Geez, I just slapped your butt..."
*Holding on tight ---"You wanna jump? I wanna jump! C'mon! Let's jump!"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Tell me of your homeworld, Usel."
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Wow, you really are going gray."
*Arms around the Waist ---"She's choking! I learned this in my First Aid class"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"Someone pooted"

--Advice--
*You can take a kiss, but never take a leak. That's rude.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're probably married.

LOL, wow...

[Hybrid Shock]

Dessy wins teh intarweb

Desslock, what kind of kiss\hand gesture should I use to tell a woman I have gonorreah and am reusing condoms?

A Kiss in the Armpit?

[VidelCoolGirl]

Woah, GermanTurkey, I respected you more than this. I got rid of my Myspace to get away from this, I don't need it on AN too.

[Reinas]

Lame. I prefer the more direct route. Screw subtle hints.

QFT.

QFT.

[CapnTylor]

Apparently to some AS folks not being able understand social cues means constantly reminding everyone you are indeed smarter than them, punching people in the stomach when they can't have their way, and other stupid nobrainer stuff like that; when you can even housetrain a dog not to bite someone when they don't have their way.

it is for this reason I say, eff AS people.

[goddessofanime]

Desslock, what kind of kiss\hand gesture should I use to tell a woman I have gonorreah and am reusing condoms?

A few days later this still cracks me up.

[HSaabedra]

Apparently to some AS folks not being able understand social cues means constantly reminding everyone you are indeed smarter than them, punching people in the stomach when they can't have their way, and other stupid nobrainer stuff like that; when you can even housetrain a dog not to bite someone when they don't have their way.

it is for this reason I say, eff AS people.

The loudest ones choose not to learn and work through it, which makes it harder on the ones with Asperger's and autistic traits that are constantly working on and improving social abilities like myself and others that I work with. Some things are lost on me like the subtle hints given off by a cute girl to show interest, but I'm pretty much up to speed on everything else.

[CapnTylor]

Some things are lost on me like the subtle hints given off by a cute girl to show interest.

Bah, but who can catch those well? ;)

[HSaabedra]

Bah, but who can catch those well? ;)

True, true. I seem to miss even the most obvious cues however. (Hint: A girl flashed me in highschool and I kept reading a book on competitive driving techniques. Guys thought I was gay. :lol: I scored with the same girl later.)

[CapnTylor]

True, true. I seem to miss even the most obvious cues however. (Hint: A girl flashed me in highschool and I kept reading a book on competitive driving techniques. Guys thought I was gay. :lol: I scored with the same girl later.)

wow that is a kickass story man. rock and roll. :w00t:

[The Million Dollar Prons]

Women: Nature's Punching Bag.

[Alice Catherine]

Women: Nature's Punching Bag.

Excuse me, everyone, while I kick Prons' ARSE for saying that!

DIE, DIE, DIE!


*goes TEMPORARILY insane*

[germanturkey]

prons is an animal... get used to it :P

no offense prons