Lets Save America - Ban Anime Now

[VSh]

I'm not sure if it was posted before, but that was nice Monday morning joke:

Lets Save America - Ban Anime Now (http://www.petitiononline.com/cutiepie/petition.html)

To: George Bush

Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the cause of this? It is called "anime". Anime is a perverse, evil, insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan, and is corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very well be in your home:

1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love. The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend forever. He even KISSES her, and she appears NAKED. That poor girl must be so confused.

2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable, disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since the 60s.

If you are a parent or a decent human being, I urge you to sign this petition to ban all forms of anime in the United States. Anyone who is found in possesion of anime should be arrested and jailed for an exhorbant period of time. Anime is a dark scourge upon our beautiful nation, and we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children.

As a resonsible Christian, I demand to see this garbage removed from our nation. Please sign this petition and send it to George Bush, your Congressman, and the makers/distributors of anime filth and depravity.

Do the right thing.

Read signatures also - they are hilarious.

anime has destroyed the lives of all my friends! All they do is sit and watch mindless cartoons!

Can't we ban America and save Anime instead?

#16 is too good, I can't quote it here.

[Yukito Kunisaki]

This stuff is quite humorous. Either way, ifthis was serious, wouldn't you think Bush would have bigger problems with sending soldiers to death to fight for his family's name and honor? Anime is no threat to the US, its a big fad and an AWESOME hobby at that :D.

[Delta-Pheonix]

I reckeon Bush must watch some:P

[Daishikaze]

This is a very old petition, I've seen it posted in alot of places over the last few years.

[blackknight]

Hey! Number 15 used my name! Used my view too...hmm...I don't remember signing this, but...OH MY GOD, THE ANIME HAS BRAINWASHED ME!! IT MUST BE BANNED!!

And if you believe that I have a thermonuclear device sell you. Great for parties. Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies, start your party off with a bang.

[HoshikuHanako]

I couldn't see any of the sigsnatures...meh....just more whiners making excuses for their poor parenting skills...:P

[1wholuvssesshy]

ok... there are people dying in iraq, starving on the streets of america, women are microwaving their children, and the democrats are taking over the world...AND THE PRESIDENT IS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT TEENS ARE WATCHING ON TELEVISION!?!?! WTFF?!?! ( what the ****in' ****?!?!?!)

[Soluzar]

Joke petition, probably joke signatures. Don't get bent outta shape over a petition that won't come to anything. In fact, hasn't this been around for years already?

[Delta-Pheonix]

Didn't America ban alchohol at one point?

[Samurai Drifter]

This is one of the oldest internet jokes around. I think I posted it here a couple of years ago. It has my signature on it somewhere too.

[Leader Desslock]

Didn't America ban alchohol at one point?
Nah, Prohibition is an urban legend. I saw it on mythbusters. This petition to ban anime is totally real, though.

[Undrave]

Nah, Prohibition is an urban legend. I saw it on mythbusters. This petition to ban anime is totally real, though.

Then why was my grandpa smuggling booze from Quebec to New-York back in the 1920s? For nothing? Dang... :lol:

(no my grandpa was not a smuggler, I'm just kidding)

I bet Bush watches tons of fansubs in his spare time... and hates yaoi fangurls :lol:

[Ketaru]

People that want anime out of America on morality grounds really lack perspective. I'm sure they think it is incredibly popular when, in reality, it is really niche for the most part. If crime rates are on the rise, sexual perversities are on an all time high, and more preschoolers are turning to witchcraft, anime has nothing to do with it.

[Old Ape Face]

I can't imagine how people get these ideas through political Logic :huh: i mean Japan is an American Ally. what's anime going to do make us kill each other is swords? I thought Kenshin's message to never kill again doesn't reach Politics instead it's like kill or be killed for killing. that and it's no worse then watching rated R movies.

Hey! why haven't they banned Jackass 2 yet?

[Aaluaine]

good thing im in pakistan , ANIME for a $2 a disc , muahahhaha ! :cheers:

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... they should send Mechs or Pumpkin Scissors to Iraq... that's what they should do.

[Leader Desslock]

(no my grandpa was not a smuggler, I'm just kidding)
My grandmother was a deer poacher and bootleg alcohol smuggler, on the Boston to Bangor run. But all the pictures we have of her, the pictures of many deer hanging in her garage, the oral history (http://www.fawi.net/ezine/pastezines/Volume1Number4.html#Amy) of prohibition era goings-on - those are all part of an elaborate hoax. Pure fabrication. :lol:

[Hellsingproject]

If it is corrupting our hearts, think about the Japanese!!!!

[MonkeyBoy0314]

If this is a joke, kudos to the starter.

If not, then this is the exact reason why Christians are getting a bum rap. I believe in God and Jesus too, but that doesn't mean I let the bible affect what I watch, read, etc, and I also surely don't try to force my beliefs onto anyone either.

[Old Ape Face]

I can say that i believe Anime has made me turn Atheist, not that i believe in any of the philosophies and some of the scientific and logical meanings behind the events in most Anime, but it's made me start to wonder about our own existence. there are so many beliefs in the world and they all seem to be talking about the same thing, and in my opinion maybe there is not god, and it's just a story built off of some crazy idea.

[Tevesh Szat]

:lol: You would think they would have listed some form of hentai to complain about, not those tame shows. More sad, uniformed people. If they wanted to list some perversion, they should have asked more perverse people about what anime they watch. I could have given them a REAL list! :lol:

[MonkeyBoy0314]

:lol: You would think they would have listed some form of hentai to complain about, not those tame shows. More sad, uniformed people. If they wanted to list some perversion, they should have asked more perverse people about what anime they watch. I could have given them a REAL list! :lol:
1) Bible Black

2) La Blue Girl

3) Gantz

4) .......... :lol:

[VidelCoolGirl]

Wow. I would never sign it, but yeah, this is the last thing America has to worry about.

[final flash]

it was sent to the wrong person, George Bush loves anime

[master terrence]

it was sent to the wrong person, George Bush loves anime

does he really?

maybe we should set up a petition to get all sale taxes waved from anime products. We'll call it bettering international relations with one of our allies.

[soulreaper]

I can honestly say that Ah! My Goddess and Love Hina have turned me into a pervert. Well, more of one, anyway.

[Old Ape Face]

I can honestly say that Ah! My Goddess and Love Hina have turned me into a pervert. Well, more of one, anyway.

I can say the same for Samurai Deeper Kyo, and Ghost in the Shell, but I'm 20 i think it's more natural then coming out from an anime, plus my dad is the biggest pervert in my family so i get a lot of it from him i guess

[soulreaper]

I can say the same for Samurai Deeper Kyo, and Ghost in the Shell, but I'm 20 i think it's more natural then coming out from an anime, plus my dad is the biggest pervert in my family so i get a lot of it from him i guess

No, no, let's not bring genetics into this. Anime is to blame.

[Old Ape Face]

No, no, let's not bring genetics into this. Anime is to blame.

but i was the least perverted person in high school :O and at the time Outlaw Star and Rurouni Kenshin where the most obsessed

[germanturkey]

ya, old old old stuff.. but still good

[Takumi Fujiwara]

Yep certainly is old, I remember it being posted here a while back, and a lot of people freaking out that it was real. lol come on now people, don't be so gullible. If banning anime is even on Bush's radar of things to be concerned about we have some serious problems

[master terrence]

Well, if Tippor Gore started the petiton, I'd have to believe it. ... but other than that, it's a good laugh, but then again so is Gore. :lol:

[goddessofanime]

If Bush seriously was an anime watcher than I think I'd stop.

But this is one of the oldest jokes around.

[Old Ape Face]

lets hope the next election has good faith in Anime :ph34r:

[Gannon]

I reckeon Bush must watch some:P

It would certainly explain alot of things.

[Evil_Koala]

Sucks for y'all. :) I'ma sign it.

[Fobb]

good thing im in pakistan , ANIME for a $2 a disc , muahahhaha ! :cheers:

*high five* I don't live there, but I can get it mailed over easy peezy.

[Old Ape Face]

Sucks for y'all. :) I'ma sign it.

and i'm gona move to japan

[Bernard_Monsha]

and i'm gona move to japan

If they let you.

[Old Ape Face]

lol oh i'm sure some country would except me who loves Anime, Canada here i come,

[Soluzar]

good thing im in pakistan , BOOTLEGS for a $2 a disc , muahahhaha ! :cheers:
O hey, I fixed that right up for ya. :thumbsup:

[Fobb]

O hey, I fixed that right up for ya. :thumbsup:

Heyyy, if it's there, and no one cares, it's all gravy by me. Bootlegging isn't such a big problem there as it is here.

[Soluzar]

Heyyy, if it's there, and no one cares, it's all gravy by me. Bootlegging isn't such a big problem there as it is here.
I'll go along with that... for the sake of argument, whether or not I agree. So if you don't care about legality, why not just save the 2 bucks and download the anime?

[Gray]

Oh noes now they've gone after Hellsing :O

http://www.petitiononline.com/1085734/petition.html

It must be a joke, or there are some extremely pathetic people in the world.

[Evil_Koala]

and i'm gona move to japan

We watched a movie on Japan. XD And it was like, "Here we are at a local video game arcade" and there were like...8 Asians waiting in line for DDR and then all the other people there were white nerds. XD

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I wish we could ban Yaoi Gothic Loli Lolicon and Shotcaon.

I also wish we could stone fanfiction writers to death

[Old Ape Face]

We watched a movie on Japan. XD And it was like, "Here we are at a local video game arcade" and there were like...8 Asians waiting in line for DDR and then all the other people there were white nerds. XD


:P as i'd expect from Japan, it's an Asian's workaholic, white nerds dream land.

[animeotaku99]

I wish we could ban Yaoi Gothic Loli Lolicon and Shotcaon.

I also wish we could stone fanfiction writers to death

DOnt touch my Lolicon or Straight shota!

[Evil_Koala]

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so!!!

[Old Ape Face]

that's why i want to learn the language ASAP

[The Million Dollar Prons]

DOnt touch my Lolicon or Straight shota!

Straight shota is as bad as gay shota, you're still looking at it for the little boys.

[animeotaku99]

NO way man, I watch it for the sexy older women

[The Million Dollar Prons]

NO way man, I watch it for the sexy older women

If it's for sexy older women why don't they call it "sexy older women" instead of "naked little boys?"

[Ketaru]

and i'm gona move to japan

Pfft, people said they'd do that if Bush was reelected (well, they said that about Canada anyway, not Japan). I reckon a lot of them are still here.

[Old Ape Face]

Pfft, people said they'd do that if Bush was reelected (well, they said that about Canada anyway, not Japan). I reckon a lot of them are still here.

But that's for a different cause, i seriously want to do business in Japan.

[Takumi Fujiwara]

To: People who want to make a real difference Ok, what do you need I'm listening...


Why should we boycott Hellsing? !?! Oh I'm sorry I though you said make a "real" difference

I'll tell you why, it is corrupting our youth into thinking that oversized guns are cool with blood drinking... Your trying to tell me that oversized guns and vampires aren't cool.

The cartoon induces everyone who watches it to commit violent crimes like throat slitting for example...
I thought only GTA caused people to do violent acts like that... or was that only buying hookers and stealing cars I always forget.

it also contains offensive imagery including that of Jesus with written statements like "Jesus is taking a dump" written on the glove of one character. WOH WOH WOH now where the **** is this, don't tell me I missed out on a prize gem like this... hmm maybe this is in Hellsing Ultimate.

I urge everyone to take this petition seriously and get as many people to sign as possible so that this animated filth begone from our HD TV screens! HD screens! well well, someone's rich, maybe that's why I missed out on the "Jesus is taking a dump" image, my ****** old standard def tv must not have the pixels required to display that.

So what are you waiting for? Sign this petition and save the world and our children from this cartoon! ZOMG PLEASE SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!11

Ah that's good stuff don't think I laughed that hard at someone trying to be serious (which they probably aren't) in a long time.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so!!!

That song wont leave my head curse the TV channel that had it on ... now you all shall suffer too.

[Hellsingproject]

We can not live with out ANIME i don't give hoot what the adults think!!!

[HitokiriShadow]

This is still going around? And people still actually believe it?

:lol:

[Fobb]

I'll go along with that... for the sake of argument, whether or not I agree. So if you don't care about legality, why not just save the 2 bucks and download the anime?

It's more of a hastle. I'd download if I had time to kill, if not, then I'd buy with leftover lunch money

[Alice Catherine]

Do you know how much I have to deal with this **** on Gaia?

Every ten seconds "OMG PLZ STOP BUSH FROM BANNING ANIMES!!!111 (insert smiley rape here)"

[Esrhan]

Aah, it is threads and news like this that refresh that enjoyable feeling of not living in the US.

[earsofdoom]

Is this joke pokeing fun at that crazy christian lady who tried to tell everyone the auther of evangelion was satan? If so its pretty darn funny.

[Warabit]

Lol i love the description of Ah! My goddess.

"The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend forever"

Morisato(sp) is the youngest looking older man ive ever seen.

But certainly this must be a joke petition.

[Victory]

funny sense tingling, but only slightly. that other post with the mpaa got more people

[Undrave]

Aah, it is threads and news like this that refresh that enjoyable feeling of not living in the US.

You and me both pal! Non-USA HIGH FIVE! Woot!

Come to Canada! The TRUE land of freedom! :p reminds me of the documentary I saw recently 'Let's Escape to Canada' (or was it 'Let'S Flee to Canada'?) that talked about same-sex marriage, the 'Summer of legalization' where pot laws were in a limbo for the longest time and people running away from the war in Iraq like they did from Viet-name (both people who didn't and those who actually WENT there!).

Sadly the Canadian governement is coming down on Pot cafe because of pressures form the Americans... wuss! Shows that Chrétien isn't in power anymore -.- he would have stood up and say 'We make our own laws thank you'... well maybe not as clearly but still.


:lol: