What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, why not!

Would you eat raw liver for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Yuck!

Would you eat a Klondike Bar box -itself- for a box of Klondike Bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahh! Not enough fiber to suit me!

Would you drink a bottle of hot sauce for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Sure! I love spicy food!

Would you play the game "Klondike" for a Klondike Bar?

[animegurl]

uh... yes?

Would you drink a glass of old tomato juice for a klondike bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, why not!

Would you dance with animegurl for a Klondike Bar? :D

[Arnold]

I'd give away a Klondike Bar to dance with Animegurl!

Would you try the new "Wasabi and Garlic" flavor Klondike Bar for a regular Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Urgh! No thanks!

Would you eat raw anchovies for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

No thanks!

Would you eat fish with the head still on for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Certainly not! :x

Would you walk five miles for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Easy!

Would you perform a stunt on Jackass for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

No way! Even I have my limits!

Would you spend the day as a fill-in Buster on Mythbusters for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

^If I could meet Kari, I wouldn't mind!

Would you shave off Jamie from Mythbusters' impressive mustache in his sleep for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahh! I'll give him a break! :P

Would you ride a bicycle on the freeway at rush hour for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Well, here Rush hour means cars going 1 mph in a traffic jam, so yeah! I'd just go around 'em!

Would you marathon through every episode of Dragon Ball, DBZ, DB GT, and DB Kai just for a KB?

[Reven]

Sure.

Would you listen to this for a Klondike Bar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vD6aNKNEV4&feature=related

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, I gave it about fifteen seconds. Is that long enough? :P

Would you wear a fur coat on a 90 degree day for a Klondike Bar?

[animegurl]

Sure! Like the whole day...?

Would you share your room with a cranky cousin for a week for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

I like cranky cousins!

Would you eat a Klondike Bar wrapper for a Klondike bar?

[animegurl]

Um, maybe...

Would you bungee jump for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

No way! Too scary!

Would you sing opera in front of a bunch of strangers at high noon for a box of Klondike Bars?

[animegurl]

YA! That'd be awesome!

Would you part with your dearest possession for a box of Klondike Bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

My Pink Lady debut album? No way!

Would you dance in a bunny suit downtown at high noon for a box of Klondike Bars?

[animegurl]

Heck yeah!

Would you dance with me for a box of klondike bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Oh, absolutely! When can we start? :D

Would you work for free for a day for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

No thank you, I need the cash!

Would you be willing to be paid at work in klondike bars for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, but only for a day!

Would you swim the English Channel for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

I'd drown from the exhaustion first!

Would you dye your hair blonde for a box of KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, why not! :lol:

Would you get a tattoo of a Klondike Bar for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Nah. If I end up getting sick of them they'd be tough to remove!

Would you change your name to Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, why not! :lol:

Would you go swimming in the ocean in January for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Brr! No thanks!

Would yu change your next avatar to a Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Hmm! I'll think about it! :P

Would you eat half a dozen raw eggs for a couple of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

Hell NO!

Would you watch 24-hours of porn for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Yes. I would -give- you a Klondike bar to watch 24 hours of porn.

Would you french kiss a man for a box of Klondike Bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Certainly not!

Would you eat a pound of raw brussel sprouts for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Would you eat a salmon and garlic flavored Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Certainly! Sounds interesting!

Would you do fifty push-ups in a minute for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

I can't physically do that, so that's a no!

Would you eat a vomit and urine flavored Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar, then?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Certainly not!

Would you play rugby for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

No thanks, I like to have all my body parts intact.

Would you like to play in the NFL without pads for a lifetime supply of KBs?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sorry, I despise pain.

Would you get in the squared circle with a pissed off Triple H for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

What?

Would you play an online game for an KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahh! Not my cup of tea.

Would you pass up your favorite TV show for a month for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

I don't watch that much TV anyway.

Would you watch a production of Hamlet performed by Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, and Paris Hilton for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, why not! That would be good for a few laughs!

Would you watch an Oprah Winfrey porno video for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you drive in the snow for fun for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

I don't even like WALKING in the snow for fun, much less drive! "Snow" and "fun" should never be uttered in the same sentence! In other words----NAHHHHH!!

Would you hop around the corner on one leg for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Sounds tiring.

Would you cosplay as a Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure! Sounds like fun!

Would you forego Thanksgiving dinner for a box of Klondike Bars?

[superplough]

Yep :P

Would you eat everyone's thanksgiving dinners for a klondike bar?

[Arnold]

My stomach would burst and I would have no room for Klondike Bars.

Would you make your own Klondike Bar from scratch for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Yeah, but it probably wouldn't taste as good! :P

Would you eat month old turkey for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

Ew. Sounds tough and chewy.

Would you make a thanksgiving turkey out of Klondike Bars for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure! Sounds like a fun thing to do!

Would you eat a plate of raw corn for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

Nah, it'll be annoying to get those out of your teeth.

Would you buy a $1000 Klondike bar wrapped in gold foil for a Klondike Bar?

[Clayton]

Only at store price's for a regular bar.


http://comics.drunkduck.com/Charby_the_Vampirate/pages/4a940ee2da173337b95a105408490bef.png

Would you mess witht hat kid for a Klondike bad?

[Sora N]

Nah, it'll be annoying to get those out of your teeth.

Would you buy a $1000 Klondike bar wrapped in gold foil for a Klondike Bar?

Good god no!

Would you do a self-portrait for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure thing! I have no pride! :lol:

Would you run five miles in shorts on the coldest day of the year for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Old Ape Face]

Hmm at the north pole? Soytenly!

Would you drink to the point of near death for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

No way!

Would you stick a Klondike Bar up your a** for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

No I would not! I have standards after all! :P

Would you drink a shot glass full of hot sauce for a box of Klondike bars?

[Arnold]

Pshaw. Most "hot" sauce should be renamed "weaksauce" anyway. Tabasco is nothing.

Would you want to approach a real life polar bear for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Only if I'm armored up like Iron Man! :lol:

Would you eat a plate of raw cow intestines for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Yes. I've eaten cooked cow intestines, and I can't imagine that it's much worse.

Would you get beaned by a Cliff Lee fastball for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahhh! I'll pass!

Would you get blindsided on a blitz by Ray Lewis for a Klondike Bar?

[superplough]

Um, no?

Would you paint your face green for a day for a Klondike bar?

[RecentMidget]

Nah...

Burn the Unclean in the name of the Emprah!?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahhh!

Would you wear nothing but a smile on a cold day for a Klondike Bar?

[animegurl]

Nope!

Would you go skinny dipping in a cold lake for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

No way, Jose!

Would you trade a plate of chocolate chip cookies for a plate of Klondike Bars?

[animegurl]

Sure!

Would you give up cookies for a month for a box of klondike bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure! I can manage that!

Would you give up your favorite snack for a month for a box of Klondike Bars?

[autsiticanime]

Yeah.

Would you swap minds with Hazamu from Kasimasi for a Klondike bar?

[Arnold]

Get the body of an attractive girl with two girls in love with me? Sure!

Would you eat a mouthful of habanero peppers for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

No way, no how!

Would you go singing in the rain for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

Depends...is it really cold out?

Would you build a snowman for a life-time supply of KB's?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Hmm! A tough one! Sure, why not! :P

Would you walk five miles for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

No way.

Would you fly a plane for a lifetime supply of KB's?

[ThePhillyFlash]

I'd like to! That'd be fun! :)

Would you ice skate without clothes for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

HELL NO!

Would you listen to rap music for a week for a KB?

[Arnold]

Sure, I like Rap.

Would you respond to a gazillion old threads on PB&G for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, why not!

Would you sing opera in public for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

Sounds fun!

Would you put up with two feet of snow for a day for a lifetime supply of KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

NO! I would NOT! :mad:

Would you shovel snow all day long for a lifetime supply of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Ugh, no thanks!

Would you re-live all of 2010 again for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahhh! Not for me! I never look backward, only forward!

Would you give up a thick, juicy steak for a Klondike Bar?

[superplough]

No! I would rather have the steak.

Would you paint your hair green for a Klondike bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, better green than gray which is what I'm dealing with! UGH!

Would give up a slice of apple pie for a Klondike Bar?

[animegurl]

HECKS YEAH.

Would you dye your skin purple for a case of klondike bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Hmmm! Nahhh! :P

Would you give up Twizzlers for a box of Klondike Bars?

[animegurl]

. . . NO!

Would you give up AN for a week for a Klondike bar?

[Arnold]

And miss you guys? Hell no!

Would you Would you eat nothing but steamed veggies for a week for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, why not! Veggies are good for you! ^_^

Would you give up your favorite desert for a week for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

Sure.

Would you run a mile naked for a KB?

[Arnold]

In THIS weather? NO THANKS!

Would you stick a KB up your rear for a KB?

[Reven]

No. Hajimo and Megamuffin might but not me :P

Would you take 8 hits of crack in a row for a KB Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Certainly not! Don't do drugs!

Would you marathon episodes of Oprah for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

No! Too much Steadman and Dr. Phil!

Would you make your own klondike bar from scratch for a Klondike Bar?

[Prismutiny]

That's pointless.

Would you naked dance party for a klondike bar?

[KateSawyer]

*Sigh* Again withthe naked dance parties......NO.
Would you make out with a power ranger for a klondike bar?

[Reven]

If she was a girl, yeah. Anything else, hell no.

Would you watch 2 Girls 1 Cup for a KB Bar?

[Arnold]

NO.

Would you watch 2 girls 1 klondike bar for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nope! I'm a virtuous person!

Would you eat raw steak for a Klondike Bar?

[ZeroRyoko1974]

No, that is a trip to the hospital written all over it.

Would you go to the store and buy a Klondike bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Why, sure I would!

Would you pick someone's pocket for the money to buy a Klondike Bar?

[Reven]

Sure XD

Would you watch guys gone wild for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

No way! :lol:

Would you watch Jersey Shore for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Reven]

**** no.

Would you watch the DBZ live action movie for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

Sure, I like to laugh at bad movies.

Would you watch a marathon of the following films for a KB?

Showgirls
Battlefield Earth
Howard the Duck
Superman IV
Batman and Robin
Catwoman
The Last Airbender

[ThePhillyFlash]

HELL no! :P

Would you give up Internet access for a day for a Klondike Bar?

[Reven]

Yup. Went without it for some time so a day is nothing to me.

Could you give up watching porn for a week straight for a Klondike Bar?

[ZeroRyoko1974]

Hell no

Would you watch 2 girls 1 cup for a klondike bar?

[Reven]

I'll think about it, not gonna like it though.

Would you watch 1 Guy 1 Cup for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

No! No people No cups for me!

Would you personally reenact 2 Girls 1 Cup for a KB?

[Reven]

NO!

Would you personally reenact Kids In a Sandbox for a Klondike Bar?

[superplough]

IDK what that is

Would you personally reenact meatspin.gif for a Klondike Bar?

[Reven]

I should whack you in the head with a sledgehammer for even thinking that.

Would you cosplay as a MLP IRL in public for a Klondike Bar?

[SapperSix]

Yes.

Would you have sex with an old person for one?

IDK what that is

Reaction image for Kids in Sandbox.

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1572/1292397527867.gif

[Reven]

Depends on how hot she is.

Would you reenact Lemon Party for a Klondike Bar?

[Caster13]

Hell no. Even the thought of old people having sex makes me nauseous.

edit: ^OH DEAR GOD AND BABY JESUS NO!!!!

[RecentMidget]

Hell no. Even the thought of old people having sex makes me nauseous.

Just don't use your boombox's turbo bass in an old folks' home. I'm telling you now, so you don't suffer later. Feels bad man.

[superplough]

Would you forget to ask a question for a Klondike bar?

[RecentMidget]

Indeed....

[Arnold]

Would you have sex with a man for a lifetime supply of KBs?

[Reven]

No.

Would you reenact the BME Pain Olympics for a lifetime supply of KBs?

[Arnold]

No thank you!

Would you have sex with a complete stranger for a KB?

[RecentMidget]

yes.

would you watch two girls one cup for a KB?

[Reven]

It would kill my appetite but okay.

Would you have sex with your best friend for a KB?

[Arnold]

I don't have a "best" friend, but if I did it would probably be a guy so no.

Would you reenact the training montage from Rocky IV for a KB?

[Reven]

Ehh, maybe, IDK.

Could you fap to Tubgirl for a KB?

[Arnold]

Don't think so.

Would you join the Polar Bear Club for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Certainly not!

Would you cross a busy freeway at rush hour for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

Hell no!

Would you watch a foot ball game for a KB?

[Reven]

Probably not.

Would you dress up as a Neopet and walk into a biker club for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

Hell no!

Would you run 10 miles for a box of KB's?

[Prismutiny]

Nope.

Would you punish the evil merchant for a KB?

[Arnold]

Yes, because he's evil.

Would you use the toilet without washing your hands for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

Yuck! No way!

Would you clean a hotel for a KB?

[KateSawyer]

How much of the hotel?

Would you eat asparagus for a KB?

[SapperSix]

Way too easy of a yes.

Would you eat balut for a box of Klondike Bars?

[KateSawyer]

No.

Would you kiss a man for a KB?

[Arnold]

Do trannies count? Only if it really looks like a girl.

Would you eat a half eaten Klondike Bar out of the garbage for a Klondike Bar?

[Atticus]

No way.

Would you go to a fur convention for a KB?

[Arnold]

Sure, why not? I might be able to get myself a pimp coat while I'm there. :P

Would you shoplift a KB for a KB?

[Atticus]

Only if that means I get two.

Would you wake up an hour earlier for a KB

[Sora N]

Sure.

Would you write an English book for a year supply of KB's?

[Arnold]

Eh, probably not.

Would you talk in a bad French accent for a week for a box of KBs?

[Sora N]

Sure. :P

Would you watch Yaoi for a KB?

[KateSawyer]

Totally :D

Would you change your avie to a Jrocker for a KB?

[Reven]

Nope.

Would you listen to Britney Spears for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

Sure. If I could choose the song.

Would you donate half of your manga to charity for a year's supply of KB?

[KateSawyer]

NEVER THAT WOULD BE LIKE 30 VOLUMES!!

Would you watch some Jrock PV's with me for a KB?

[Arnold]

Eh, why not. They look weird but I like some of the songs.

Would you sleep on the floor for a week for a KB?

[KateSawyer]

NO WAY.

Would you sleep withoutta pillow for a KB?

[SapperSix]

Already done that, many times.

Drink a whole six pack of Double IPA for some Klondike Bar?

[Ryuuji]

Already done that, many times.

Drink a whole six pack of Double IPA for some Klondike Bar?

No.

Would you get a tattoo of a Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahhh! Not into tattoos!

Would you skinny dip in January in a cold climate for a Klondike Bar?

[Reven]

Nah, already done it before and I deeply regret it.

Would you make out with your dog for a Klondike Bar?

[Arnold]

I don't have a dog!

Would you shovel snow off my parking spot for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Depends on the size of your parking spot.

Would you watch Oprah 24/7 for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

No thanks, no time for TV!

Would you eat this half-eaten Klondike bar for another Klondike bar?

[Sora N]

No thanks?

Would you paint a Self-Portrait for a KB?

[Arnold]

only if stick figures count!

Would you sew me a cosplay costume for a box of Klondike Bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Trust me, you want NOTHING to do with my sewing skills! :lol:

Would you marathon chick flicks for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Reven]

I barely survived the ordeal that was School Days so no, I can't.

Could you listen to Justin Bieber for a whole day straight for a lifetime supply of Klondike Bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Are you kidding? I couldn't listen to that little punk for one MINUTE, never mind a whole day! I'd go insane!

Would you empty your bank account for shares in the company that makes Klondike Bars?

[Reven]

**** no.

Would you sell your best friend for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

If I had one, nope!

Would you sell your car for a lifetime supply of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

Hell no! I need my car!

Would you eat a huge chocolate cake in an hour for a lifetime supply of Klondike Bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

You're darn right I would!

Would you swear off your favorite dessert for a week for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

No thanks :P

Would you walk to the store in 5FT of snow for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Five feet? I'd promptly go batsh!t insane first. Pretty hard to eat a Klondike Bar when in a straitjacket. :P

Would you give up eating donuts forever for a lifetime supply of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

No. Donuts >>>>>>> Klondike Bars

Would you suffer a 10% raise in your income tax for a lifetime supply of KBs?

[Sora N]

Hell no.

Would you eat raw fish for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, I've had sushi, so, sure thing!

Would you walk a block barefoot on a hot summer day for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

Hell no!

Would you watch My Little Pony for a case of Klondike Bars?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure! Why not! :lol:

Would you cheat on your taxes for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Reven]

Sure, why not.

Would you listen to ****** Bruce for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Not sure. Let me think on that.

Would you go a month without paying your bills for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Reven]

Hell yes.

Would you go to Chip & Dale's for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

YUCK! HELL NO! :x

Would you watch all 3 of the Twilight movies for a KB?

[Reven]

I'd rather commit seppuku.

Would you wrestle a swordfish for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

Nope, no way.

Would you sleep outside in the rain for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

No way, Jose!

Would you watch a marathon of scary movies for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

I'd do that for free!

Would you kiss a guy for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

No way in hell!

Would you kiss a man for a KB? :P

[ThePhillyFlash]

Well, I sure wouldn't! :P

Would you stand naked in front of your house for fifteen minutes in the middle of winter for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

No Way!

Would you watch "I AM Number Four" for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Blech! No thank you!

Would you listen to gangsta rap for six hours non-stop for a case of Klondike Bars?

[Arnold]

Sure, I like rap.

Would you go to a Justin Bieber concert for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

No way, Jose!

Would you listen to Rebecca Black for an hour non-stop for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

**** NO!

Would you listen to Lady Gaga for 24-hours for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahhhh! Ain't my bag!

Have lunch with Rebecca Black for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

**** NO!

Read a 1,000 page book in a day for a box of KB's?

[ThePhillyFlash]

I can't! My eyes would bleed! :P

Have lunch with Clayton for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

****, ****, ****, NO!

Would you watch yaoi for a box of KB's?

[ThePhillyFlash]

SORA!!! :w00t:

Yaoi? Nahh! Not my cup of tea!

Would you eat Hot Pockets with me for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

Sure!

Would you listen to the same song for 4 hours for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

If it's by Pink Lady....sure! :D

Would post in EVERY "Ask" thread for a box of Klondike Bars?

[superplough]

Not today.

Would you post in every thread except the Ask threads for a Klondike bar?

[Taleen]

well..football soccer..i have a phobia of it now,sadly :(

[ThePhillyFlash]

Would you eat hot peppers for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

No thanks.

Would you write a 10,000 word essay on Klondike Bar's for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure, why not! That would make for quite a challenge!

Would you eat raw fish for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

No thanks. I don't want to get sick.

Would you race around the world for a life-time supply of KB's?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure thing! That would be fun! ^_^

Would you walk a mile backwards for a box of Klondike Bars?

[Sora N]

Nope.

Would you write a poem for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure! But it wouldn't be very good! :lol:

Would you sing in public for a Klondike Bar?

[Daichi]

Yeah, but I suck at singing?

Would you watch one of the nastiest internet videos ever for a Klondike Bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahhh! Not my cup of tea!

Would you watch ecchi anime for a Klondike Bar?

[Sora N]

Sure. I watch ecchi anime anyways.

Would you go to a bar for a KB?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Nahhh! Not the barhopping type.

Would you walk a mile for a Klondike Bar?

[superplough]

Sure

Would you do cartwheels for a mile for a Klondike bar?

5 bonus Klondike bars if you get the reference

[Nano]

I've never had a klondike bar, and no way!

Would you refer to yourself as Mrs Kettlebottom and only answer to such for a whole year for a klondike bar?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sure! Why not! :lol:

Would you dance naked on your front porch for the neighbors for a box of Klondike Bars?