Prank Wars

[VidelCoolGirl]

So, people of AN. Me and my college buddies have officially started a Prank Wars. It all started with an innocent oil on the door knob, but now it's all out. Since I'm one on the list to be attacked, I need some ideas of what I could do to get back at them if needed. There are rules I have to abide by though.

1. No messing with undergarments.
2. No tampering with any expensive items. (I.E Computers, taking DVD's, ect.)
3. Nothing that they will have to clean up to a extrenuous amount. (No spraying chocolate syrup everywhere.)

Everything else is a-ok. Any ideas on some devious pranks?

[kenshinbebop]

So you could say, glue their mouths closed, or staple their eyes shut? :uhh:

I need a bit more before I can answer seriously...:lol:
Girls or guys?

[VidelCoolGirl]

Both, Also, No physical harm. Like, nothing that will cut them, hurt them, dyeing of hair, ect. No markers on face either. But gender doesn't matter to me in pranks.

[Sendo Takeshi]

$300 worth of food delivered to their dorm is pretty good. I mean, if it's gonna be THAT basic in terms of pranking. Hell, I'd go as far as changing the locks on their doors.

You gotta find some student's that are dating. Nothing better than a boyfriend getting mail and finding out his girl is pregnant.

[VidelCoolGirl]

$300 worth of food delivered to their dorm is pretty good. I mean, if it's gonna be THAT basic in terms of pranking. Hell, I'd go as far as changing the locks on their doors.

Hey! That IS a good idea! Heh, I might just go ahead and do that....Pizza Hut better watch out....Although I don't want to get it for ordering it. Heh, I'll jest leave and pretend I wasn't even there. Awesome...

[kenshinbebop]

Illegally park their car.
The food ide athat Death said.
Booby-traps!
Infest their dorm with goats. Or chickens.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Hey! That IS a good idea! Heh, I might just go ahead and do that....Pizza Hut better watch out....Although I don't want to get it for ordering it. Heh, I'll jest leave and pretend I wasn't even there. Awesome...



Although, I'd suggest going nuts with menu's and make 3 different restaurant calls. Go for the epic.

OH, and Kenshinbebop's idea of chickens in the room is kind of good. But, I'm sure that would damage material possessions. Because I was thinking why not use some bread and about 30 pigeons.

Or better yet(I got this one from an old issue of Toyfare magazine):

You're gonna need enough paper cups to fill up the room. Don't know how much that'll cost. But, you fill up the room with paper cups and pour water into each of them. It's pretty funny if you think about it. Or you could leave them in a word pattern saying "YOU SUCK" or something.

[Leader Desslock]

Where are the areas that are in-bounds as far as messing with them? Do you have restrictions of "no messing with people working" and whatnot? Do you have access to their apartments? What about access to their vehicles?

[gameoffreak8]

$300 worth of food delivered to their dorm is pretty good. I mean, if it's gonna be THAT basic in terms of pranking. Hell, I'd go as far as changing the locks on their doors.


That's good idea.
Someone did that prank in my HS. I saw my principal was livid.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Where are the areas that are in-bounds as far as messing with them? Do you have restrictions of "no messing with people working" and whatnot? Do you have access to their apartments?

Thing is, this is all about timing. We all live in the Freshman housing, so all of our rooms are about within, 50 feet of each others. I'm on the first floor, the rest all live onthe second. When we often hang out in one room, say mine. (Since it's the biggest.) Some might leave their door open. That's when we strike.

Either that, or the roomate gets in on it, and lets us in to do our dirty work. We can't mess with like, schoolwork, books, ect. And we cant destory or abuse any property. We also can't mess with the person by like, taping them to something, or drawing on their face when asleep. I'm not sure how the flour to the face would work, but something along those lines.

Only a couple of us have cars. We can't key it or anything, but if we like T.P it, or something. That's fine. Writing stuff in Lipstick all over the windsheild would work, but it's snowing, so it mgiht not work.

So far, we've T.P'd one room, and put oil on the door knob, and personal refridgeirator. We also taped clothes, utencils and food to the cealing in the war.

I was thinking of somehow getting them to drink something with Castor Oil in it, and then locking their doors somehow.

[Sendo Takeshi]

I was thinking of somehow getting them to drink something with Castor Oil in it, and then locking their doors somehow.



Castor Oil? Damn. That's pretty harsh.

Do you have access to fake blood or something? Because you know.....if you pour some on the doorknob and then have some pouring out of the room I'm sure it would scare the hell out of them. And the blood itself is easy to clean up afterward.

Also, this assuming you guys don't have carpeting or something in the dorms.

[VidelCoolGirl]

Castor Oil? Damn. That's pretty harsh.

Do you have access to fake blood or something? Because you know.....if you pour some on the doorknob and then have some pouring out of the room I'm sure it would scare the hell out of them. And the blood itself is easy to clean up afterward.

Also, this assuming you guys don't have carpeting or something in the dorms.

All's fair in love and war...

I couldn't use fake blood. Well, considering I could. For halloween, lets say girl #1 went as a zombie, and made a big deal about her fake blood. If I got fake blood an put it on not her door, but another (girl#2) door, then #2 will think that #1 did it. Therefore, I would be out of the clear.

And yes, Hardwoord it is, but we can't mess up the floors. All the rooms we're in were refurbashed and fixed up just this year. If we mess up the floors too bad, we have to pay a fee at the end of the year. Which SUCKS.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

THis is the pussiest prank day ever. Seriosuly if you have more than two rules (Rule 1: There are no rules Rule 2: No hitting in the ballsack) why bother?

Back in the army we had a prank war, of course two seconds in the Drill Instructor punched me in the face and said "You lose, drop and give me two-fifty"

[VidelCoolGirl]

THis is the pussiest prank day ever. Seriosuly if you have more than two rules (Rule 1: There are no rules Rule 2: No hitting in the ballsack) why bother?

Back in the army we had a prank war, of course two seconds in the Drill Instructor punched me in the face and said "You lose, drop and give me two-fifty"

I admit, it's pretty sissy. But I'm doing my best to think of HARDcore things to do, within the rules. I wanted to go all out and destroy someones room, but that's kinda a punk thing to do. I'd just through a crapload of snow, oil, and whatever else liquid in their bed. And turn the heat on high.

[Leader Desslock]

Here's some basic ideas:

- Take the ball out of their computer mouse. (won't work on optical mice)
- Swap the speaker plug on their computer into, say, the microphone jack.
- Change all their radio presets to stations they hate (country/westers, Christian)
- Fill their bed / desk drawer / car with styrofoam packing peanuts
- Pour ice-cold water on their cars on a freezing night (must be ice cold water, or you'll shatter their windshield)
- In their car, remove the electrical fuse to something non-critical, like... the heater, or the radio. One of the creature comforts.
- Tie lots of long streamers / cans on string under the backside of their car, out of sight. They shouldn't become obvious until they drive away. You have to plan this when they're parked someplace where they can drive straight out, however.
- Stack empty soda cans up against their dorm door. Quietly, at night, as high as you can. Make sure they lean against the door a bit, so that when they open the door, the cans fall in.
- Steal one of their favorite possessions (i.e.: a stuffed animal, etc.). Leave a ransom note and a picture. Let them know where they can find the stuffed animal. At the designated location, leave another note and a picture. Make a trail all over campus. Booby trap some of the notes.
- Set the clocks in their room 5-10 minutes fast.
- Discreetly clip clothespins on them, on the back side of their jackets, car antennas, etc. Places where they won't see or feel them, but other people will notice them and wonder why.
- Find a cheap but LOUD alarm clock down at the dollar store. Set it up to go off at 3:00am under their bed.
- If they have any alcohol in their room (whiskey, vodka, etc), replace the alcohol with a similarly-colored but nasty tasting fluid.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Here's some basic ideas:

- Take the ball out of their computer mouse. (won't work on optical mice)
- Swap the speaker plug on their computer into, say, the microphone jack.



Silly Desslock, Videl already said she's not allowed to tamper with computer's and whatnot. Also, EVERYONE is up on the optical mouse these days. I think my office is the only budget situation with some computers that still works with ball mouses.

*pulls out pad and starts writing these down*

[The Million Dollar Prons]

I found the solution!

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/8650/250pxjokephonebooksindowm3.jpg

It's potentialy hazardous, so you may have to have some balls.

[Leader Desslock]

^^ Well, that's pretty mild tampering, so I thought she might get away with it.

If it was me, I'd reach in and loosen the IDE cable from their hard drive, so that when they turned on the machine, it would look like a boot device failure.

How about this: Do they play cribbage? If so, steal the 5's from their deck of cards.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

If it was me, I'd reach in and loosen the IDE cable from their hard drive, so that when they turned on the machine, it would look like a boot device failure.



Oh that's why my hard drive never worked. Yeah well you still spelled buy as by.

We should do like Chuck Norris, and I'll call you and you hold the phone up as you look at your diplomas and say "I HAVE FAILED AT THREE LETTER WORDS!"

[superplough]

I found the solution!

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/8650/250pxjokephonebooksindowm3.jpg

It's potentialy hazardous, so you may have to have some balls.

what are those books?

[gameoffreak8]

what are those books?

I think these books are telephone books.

[Sendo Takeshi]

I think these books are telephone books.

Excellent observation, Mr. Spock. =p

Sorry, I've been watching Star Trek the animated series.

And that phone book prank is quite hazardous. I'd hate to be in a fire and know that I'm, literally, being blocked by a wall of text.

[superplough]

your phone books look weird.. IN AMERICA!!

[KatayokuのTenshi]

Illegally park their car.
The food ide athat Death said.
Booby-traps!
Infest their dorm with goats. Or chickens.

That could back fire, as any Zelda fan knows you can never have too many chickens. :P

[Caine]

I'm assuming that since its a dorm you can't mess the water or electricity?

[VidelCoolGirl]

Although I'm not in this, they might blame me for this prank, so the guy ends up getting me back instead. The target, Daniel, he's getting his crap saran-wrapped. Matress, dresser...everything.

[superplough]

bahahahahahahahaha that would be soooo awesome. please take photos.

[Tiiba]

I have ideas about various smelly things. Say, spray their stuff with garlic juice or plain old wii. Or put a half-decomposed fish in their fridge. Something like that. (Would a rotten fish infect other food?)

[SabakuKuniGaara]

I guess this is fairly innocent but it is gonna be a ***** for them if you swap the "m" and "n" keys on their keyboards. Dunno...my brain's dead. I'll come back with a good idea later. :|

[sailornyanko]

Can you get one of those tapes: "Police no trespassing".

You could pretend their apartment was a real life crime scene.

Kinda dorky, though the rules seem to rule out funner ways to annoy your friends.

A bogus 4 am wake-up call is another classic. Thank you Bart Simpson!!!


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A really obnoxious (for you) prank, if you have a heck of a lot of free time and your pals are out for the weekend, you can swatch rooms. Be a bit hard to move two beds in and out but it would be funny.

You could put "used condoms" (guess you could fill them with sugar water or something) on the floor with porn magazines on a day the parents of a pal visits their room.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Or better yet, make an ad for a yard sale of the sort and post them up throughout the campus and a few near the dorm room of the victim. Nothing better than a "WTF?" look on people's faces when they find out people are lined up outside their room ready to buy stuff.

[sailornyanko]

How about posting tons of "My Little Pony" and "Barbie" posters in their rooms when they are about to bring a girl in? :lol:

Be mean and "sign them up" for "voluntary visits" to mormon missionary events and homes for the elderly?

[Leader Desslock]

Put up signs on the bulletin boards all over campus with their contact information. Advertise a (slightly used) PS3 for a reasonable price - low enough to be a good deal, but not so low as to look fake. "Tried it, like it, but I gotta pay for my books in the Spring. I thought I'd sell it locally, rather than on eBay. Comes with two games." Something like that.

[sailornyanko]

Put up signs on the bulletin boards all over campus with their contact information. Advertise a (slightly used) PS3 for a reasonable price - low enough to be a good deal, but not so low as to look fake. "Tried it, like it, but I gotta pay for my books in the Spring. I thought I'd sell it locally, rather than on eBay. Comes with two games." Something like that.

You are indeed eeeeevil!!!

[VidelCoolGirl]

Put up signs on the bulletin boards all over campus with their contact information. Advertise a (slightly used) PS3 for a reasonable price - low enough to be a good deal, but not so low as to look fake. "Tried it, like it, but I gotta pay for my books in the Spring. I thought I'd sell it locally, rather than on eBay. Comes with two games." Something like that.

That is just crazy enough to work. You are indeed the devil himself LD.

[CrossboneGundam]

You should entice them with your good looks and then... POW! Right in the kisser!

Seriously, though, I've got nothing.

[KatayokuのTenshi]

You just realized? :naughty:

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... hire a prostitute to go out with a friend of yours then have her take pics of them having sex. then photoshop the heads with mario and luigi. then make shirts out of them. sell em for 20 easy.

[CrossboneGundam]

... hire a prostitute to go out with a friend of yours then have her take pics of them having sex. then photoshop the heads with mario and luigi. then make shirts out of them. sell em for 20 easy.

What's the point if you're going to hide the person's identity?

[GreatNekoKoneko]

... this will prevent scandal. plus, a lot of people will start making claims that "hey, that's me."

good times ensue.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

... this will prevent scandal. plus, a lot of people will start making claims that "hey, that's me."

good times ensue.

Kind of like how I claim I was the "Tank Guy" at Tianamen Sqaure?

[Bernard_Monsha]

So, people of AN. Me and my college buddies have officially started a Prank Wars. It all started with an innocent oil on the door knob, but now it's all out. Since I'm one on the list to be attacked, I need some ideas of what I could do to get back at them if needed. There are rules I have to abide by though.

1. No messing with undergarments.
2. No tampering with any expensive items. (I.E Computers, taking DVD's, ect.)
3. Nothing that they will have to clean up to a extrenuous amount. (No spraying chocolate syrup everywhere.)

Everything else is a-ok. Any ideas on some devious pranks?


Most of mine are mean, for example we got my high schools valedictorians girlfriend to call him the night before graduation and say she was pregnant. We recorded him crying and played it back to him 15 minutes before his speech.:lol:

Try rubbing their toilet seats with either a habenero or a peice of fiber glass.

[Spike]

Turn on the tap while they are in the shower making it either really hot or really cold either one works. I wish I lived in dorms but I went to the college in my city so I just lived at my house.

Also Desslock that list you made on the first page is funny really funny if I ever go back to college and live in dorms, I will give your list a try :P

[Suki]

Sticky note their entire car. Like cover it.

[Tiiba]

Umm.. Peanuts under their bedsheets?
Spray just enough chocolate syrup to toe the line?
Put a psi emitter in the room to attract the zerg?

I also had the idea of taping "RIAA Parking Permit" to their windshield, but that might lead to property damage, bodily harm, and even demonic possession, so I guess that's a bad idea. Stick with the zerg.

[The Million Dollar Prons]

How about posting tons of "My Little Pony" and "Barbie" posters in their rooms when they are about to bring a girl in? :lol:


I bet ya I could still score under that circumstance.

Who was the AN member who had like, the My Little Pony theme dream room? I bet I could still managed to get to second in that room.

[GreatNekoKoneko]

I bet ya I could still score under that circumstance.

Who was the AN member who had like, the My Little Pony theme dream room? I bet I could still managed to get to second in that room.

...my little pony = yes. even to third if you're good. but Strawberry Shortcake and Teddy Ruxpin? NEVER.

[Sendo Takeshi]

Most of mine are mean, for example we got my high schools valedictorians girlfriend to call him the night before graduation and say she was pregnant. We recorded him crying and played it back to him 15 minutes before his speech.:lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Too good.

[Holy Knight]

I've never done any pranking, so I'm inexperienced at it. Let's see if I can think some up...

1) The Trail : Make paper arrows and spread them out from your victim's room toward a destination, or trap, of your choice. Or you could simply do it to lure your victim out of his room to mess it up. Keep him curious and distracted for your deed.

2) I suppose you could always place a bucket of nice, cold water over your victim's entrance in such a way as it tips over him as he comes out. Cliché, I know, but it's tried and true.

3) Trip wire at the entrance so that the victim trips over coming out of it's lair. Extra chuckles if you amnage to do it at 3 in the morning and the victim is half dead with sleep.

4) This one will take some work. Gang up with as many students as possible and create a false conspiracy. If you manage to make the victim believe aliens invaded the school for the day, I tip my hat to you.

5) This one may be cruel. Clear out the victim's wardrobe and hang said garments in a public place, in a high and hard to reach corner. Watch as the vicim scurries about in his undergarments, trying to scrounge for some dignity. However, watch your back for the next month or so.

If I ever go into a dorm, I may try at least one prank. Until then, I'll just think them up.