A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Could someone spoil The End for me?)

[Alice Catherine]

Since my dad supposedly got all my presents already, I unfortunately will not be recieving The End by Lemony Snicket. A few simple questions?

1. Where and what is the sugar bowl?

2. What is the true meaning of VFD?

3. What happened to the triplets?

4. What happened to Fiona?

5. Who was the father of Kit's baby?

6. What happened to Olaf?

Please don't go "OMFG READ THE BOOK NEWB!", because I certainly would. I still have hope from my grandparents, but it's a slim chance. And report cards don't come until February. And I can't get a job until summer.
The reason I need the info is because
A) Sense of closure
B) So I can continue my fanfiction

[dr.lovefeathers]

I would really like to know what your controllers motivations are in setting up fake synchronicities like this - am I suppose to be in awe at how much time abuse you get away with? Or how you make things seem more important than what they are by giving them this fake aura of 'it must be a profound message from on high' - no, it's just some sad sap astral projecting from the Chair.

Yesterday at R-A.com, a imageboard, someone posted in about 'unauthorised autobiographies' by Lemony Snicket so I was going to make a parody/funny post titled 'a series of unfortunate events'.

That's just a coincidence and is not reflection of this reality on the whole - of course not - face it, real people aren't stupid enough to fall for it, you cannae mind control them.

[Evil_Koala]

They all die.

[Alice Catherine]

I would really like to know what your controllers motivations are in setting up fake synchronicities like this - am I suppose to be in awe at how much time abuse you get away with? Or how you make things seem more important than what they are by giving them this fake aura of 'it must be a profound message from on high' - no, it's just some sad sap astral projecting from the Chair.

Yesterday at R-A.com, a imageboard, someone posted in about 'unauthorised autobiographies' by Lemony Snicket so I was going to make a parody/funny post titled 'a series of unfortunate events'.

That's just a coincidence and is not reflection of this reality on the whole - of course not - face it, real people aren't stupid enough to fall for it, you cannae mind control them.

What...?
What are you talking about? I just wanted to know the ending to the freaking book. If you don't want to help me then don't come in here.

[Evil_Koala]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_%28A_Series_of_Unfortunate_Event s%29

I stopped reading the books on the Erstaz Elevator or something. I got bored of them walking up stairs. It was like half the book.

[Alice Catherine]

Thanks, Koala!

...I got bored at Slippery Slope, but I still read Grim Grotto and Pentimulate Peril. I didn't expect a return of the triplets.

[Lord Dagoth]

Snape kills Dumbledore

[Alice Catherine]

^Is that the obligatory spoiler from now on? Or is it just "They all die" still?

[superplough]

^Is that the obligatory spoiler from now on?

until the next book, then it'll be "ron dies" or whatever

[Alice Catherine]

Umbridge comes back. It's gonna be so much fun torturing her.

[superplough]

i hope she's not in it for too long though, she annoyed me in large doses. the chapter when fred and george where making her go nuts WAS the best chapter in any harry potter book ever though.

[Alice Catherine]

Yeah, well. I just wanna know why she's the way she is.