What not to do here

[Undrave]

(New game I thought of!)

The principle is simple, I'll give a location or event and then you have to say something you should NOT do (or say) at that location (or event), then after answering you give another location or event for the following poster.

Example.

Event: A Funeral.
What not to do: Behead the exposed body with a sword while shouting "You shall not rise again Highlander!".

So here goes, I'll start easy.


Location: School Library

[Old Ape Face]

What not to do: Climb on the book shelves and swing on Shandaleres saying, "All for one and one for all!"

your sister's weding.

[Undrave]

What not to do : Tie your little brother behind the wedded couple'S car instead of cans.

Location: Train Station.

[Old Ape Face]

Do a Matrix reinactment, in which the person playing agent smith gets run over by the train.

Court room

[Undrave]

Play 'Phoenix Wright : Ace Attorney' and yell 'OBJECTION' every other minute.

Location: Hospital

[Old Ape Face]

If your a guy dress up in a nurse gown with the name tag Gaylord Foker, then give birth to a indian women, where the fath names the baby after the nurse. :P

Concert.

[Lord Timaeus]

What NOT to do: Walk up stage and surprise Gene Simmons with a wet kiss on the lips, then claim you did it because the band's name told you to.

Church

[Old Ape Face]

Bump heads with the Priest, and eye the choir for the hot girls.

Football game

[Undrave]

Root for a team from another city...that doesn't even play Football.

-Convinience Store

[Lord Timaeus]

Drink straight out of the Slurpee machine.

Congress

[Old Ape Face]

Walk around naked. :P

race track

[Lord Timaeus]

Form a protest line in the middle of the track saying cars are bad for the environment.

Movie theater

[Old Ape Face]

Screem out, I love Kiddy porn, at a rated G movie.

new york city.

[Lord Timaeus]

Pee on Ground Zero.

USS Enterprise

[Old Ape Face]

tell Nubmer 1 to take a number 2. :lol: i know that's a bevious and buthead skit.

back yard.

[Undrave]

(I'm assuming the first one) Wear a red shirt.

While we're on the Sci-fi subject: Babylon 5

[Old Ape Face]

:huh: i never seen it.

Tatuin.

[Lord Timaeus]

(@Yukimura's backyard [not familiar with B5]) Mow over your parents' flower garden.

Sci-fi convention

[Old Ape Face]

Dress like Master Chief and beat the hell out of any storm troops saying. This sector's secure.

Nabu

[Lord Timaeus]

Summon Tribe-Infecting Virus to wipe out every Gungan on the planet.

Yu-Gi-Oh tournament

[Old Ape Face]

Change all the cards into Magic cards and give then nothing but land cards.

Anime convention

[Lord Timaeus]

Go buck naked with your skin painted to make it look like a plugsuit.

Seattle

[Undrave]

Bring Man-Faye and Sailor Bubba with you

Harry Potter Book Signing

[Old Ape Face]

Say lol look at all the Harry Potheads, As you pick manga books off the shelf.

Washington.

[Lord Timaeus]

@Undrave: Three words: Snape. Kills. Dumbledore.

@Yukimura: Vote Republican.

Wikipedia

[Old Ape Face]

tell them that 4 chan sent you.

4 chan

[Lord Timaeus]

Tell them that Gaia sent you

Gaia Online

[Old Ape Face]

Post porn of you self all over the site.

The Nexus

[Lord Timaeus]

Bash Queen.

New Orleans

[Old Ape Face]

Swim there

texas

[Lord Timaeus]

Travel back in time to kill George W. Bush before he becomes a politician.

Church of Scientology

[Old Ape Face]

Burn it down.

KKK

[kimbeey13]

Join.

At a play.

[Old Ape Face]

knock over the stage peices.

A beatles cover band concert.

[Lord Timaeus]

Dress up as Jesus and yell that you're more popular than they are.

An interview on 60 Minutes

[Undrave]

Wave to the camera and say 'Hi Mom!'

Food Fight

[Old Ape Face]

Throw Pinapples and watermelons.

Cancer fest

[kimbeey13]

Steal the donation money.

At the beach.

[Old Ape Face]

Throw sand at people, espessially if it's a nude beach

KFC

[Undrave]

Come in a biohazard suit
Tokyo

[kimbeey13]

Yell Godzilla!

At the zoo.

[Undrave]

Visit the monkeys. Monkeys are annoying and don't deserve your attention!

Youth Center and Juice Bar ;)

[Lord Timaeus]

Cover yourself in tomato juice, lie on the floor, and scream bloody murder.

Habbo Hotel

[superplough]

play it.

Your wedding

[Old Ape Face]

Kiss the priest.

Jury Duty

[superplough]

purposely disagree with everyone to stay in the free hotel longer

study hall

[Lord Timaeus]

Keep your iPod on too loud while humming the lyrics to Banana Phone.

Supermarket

[Old Ape Face]

Run around naked screeming, I'm on sale!!!!!!!!!!!

the book store.

[kimbeey13]

Burn all the books and cook smores with the flames.

Friends birthday party.

[Old Ape Face]

Make then ride a bike off a dock

Octopus's Garden

[Lord Timaeus]

Give your friend a card that refers to him/her as the opposite gender.

Boot camp

[Old Ape Face]

Invite Mikel Jackson

strawberry fields

[Lord Timaeus]

Put half a Hollow mask on each of the strawberries, then give them each a black katana keychain.

Soul Society

[Undrave]

Go as a Hollow for Halloween. (Hey, it's 'All Hollow's Eve' no? :p )

Ancient China

[Lord Timaeus]

Refer to the contents of your pants as a Mongolian army.

Digital world

[Undrave]

Try to pay Digitamamon with something other than American Dollars.

Bhuddist Temple

[Old Ape Face]

Pour anti burn stuf on the monks

Connecticut.

[Undrave]

Say that Wyoming is more fun.

Pluto

[Old Ape Face]

call it a non existing planet

florida

[Undrave]

Hold an election.

The Orient Express

[Holy Knight]

State that the killers are all the passengers.

Top of the Empire state building.

[Old Ape Face]

Jump off it with no parishute.

On a plane.

[superplough]

Snakes.

under the sea

[Kevin K]

you know....


hostage situation with ummm Samuel L. Jackson as the Bad guy.

[Undrave]

Ask for an autograph.

On a lake

[Lord Timaeus]

Throw toy Pokeballs in the lake in hopes of catching a Gyrados.

Halloween party

[Undrave]

Come dress as a Scooby Doo character and attempt to capture and unmask everyone.

Battle City Tournament

[Fobb]

Lose

New Yawk

[Lord Timaeus]

Battle City Tournament

Spray paint "Screw the rules, I have money" on Kaiba's Battle Ship.

New Yawk

Become a Yankees fan.

The late House of Boredom

[Fobb]

Be annoying

Boston

[Undrave]

Tax tea.

Deserted corn field

[Fobb]

Talk with STRANGErs

In the motherland

[DarkChalice]

Say america is better than they are

in the water with a sting ray

[Fobb]

Be a crocodile hunter

In the AN forums

[Lord Timaeus]

Praise Gundam and bash Evangelion in the Eva forum.

Red light district

[Undrave]

Take pictures of the girls without asking while the security guy is next to you.

Naruto forum

[Lord Timaeus]

Flood all the threads with the repeated words "BELIEVE IT!"

Dentist's office

[superplough]

scream "THE NOVOCAIN ISNT WORKING!" when he starts drilling

on MTV

[Kevin K]

beat the crap outta everybody and then say hello to my little friend on tv.

in your mother-in-laws house after your father-in-laws passing

[superplough]

say "so.. i hear you're single again"

in an aivery

[Little-Q]

Toss around little bits of laxatives.

In a kindergarten.

[superplough]

Be Michael Jackson.

In a recording Studio

[Little-Q]

Bring children.

In a closet.

[Alice Catherine]

Admit you're a tranny.

[superplough]

Alice you're supposed to post a new place!

*does it for her*

Under the trees

[Little-Q]

Spill a lot of inflammable liquids.

In the shower.

[Alice Catherine]

Squirt conditioner 3 feet into the air when it's not your bathroom.


In a mall.

[Little-Q]

Trigger the fire-alarm.

In the ocean.

[superplough]

Drown.

In the desert

[Alice Catherine]

Eat sand

At a My Chemical Romance concert

[Little-Q]

Forget your waterbottle.

In a house.

[superplough]

Burn, baby Burn!

at a disco

[Little-Q]

Mistake it for a bad-taste party.

On the internet.

[Lord Timaeus]

Look up Rule 34 on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

On Jerry Springer

[superplough]

be calm, quiet, well mannered, and above all, dont swear.

on the Titanic

[Little-Q]

Drown.

On a concert.

[h0ckey2244]

dont drown a puppy

at a knife show

[Little-Q]

Bring scissors.

At a football stadium.

[Kali-chan]

hate football

at a Sesshomaru fanclub meeting(hee hee)

[Little-Q]

Dress up as Sesshy.

At a library.

[Nami]

Drop a whole shelves of books.

In a bus.

[Little-Q]

Fart.

At a mental hospital.

[Nami]

Pretend you are crazy...

In front of the supermarket.

[Little-Q]

Dance around in the nude.

In class.

[Nami]

Sleep and snore loudly.

At the police station.

[Little-Q]

Act suspiciously.

At an anime con.

[Nami]

Bashing anime.

In your neighbor's house.

[Little-Q]

Play with fire.

In a public area.

[Nami]

Splashing mud on to people.

In the ICU room. ^^;

[Lord Timaeus]

Juggle the scalpels and needles with one hand over one of the patients.

New Years Eve party

[Little-Q]

Yell at the top of your lungs that the cops are here.

At a business meeting.

[Nami]

Forget your report brief.

In the kitchen.

[animegurl]

Fling burning oil everywhere.

at the beach

[Lord Timaeus]

Jump a shark, then air it on a television sitcom.

A dojo

[animegurl]

stand still

at a bar

[max payne]

start a fight with the biggest guy you can find

School prom?

[Nami]

Switch punch drink with gasoline.

At PTA meeting.

[animegurl]

talk your head off.

at your computer desk

[Nami]

Pour acid on the computer.

In the gas station.

[animegurl]

pour gas all over a persons car and light it on fire.

on the phone?

[Kali-chan]

yell at your sister for being stupid, but not mentioning any names

During an exam? (no-brainer)

[lil' warrior]

What you should not do: Pass a love note for your teacher through all of your friends 'till it gets to the teacher's desk O_o

A dance place or class..

[superplough]

take of your pants.

at your sister's wedding

[lil' warrior]

Beg her to let you cut the cake with her husband XD

When tryin' to impress a guy/gal..

[max payne]

Say "I HAVE BLADDER CONTROL PROBLEMS!" really loudly

in front of the pope

[lil' warrior]

Spit the wafer out and put it in your pocket

In a movie theatre..

< P.S. HEY, max payne! Haven't seen ya forevah~ *Huggles*

[Kali-chan]

tell everyone what happens

during a family evening

[xxhopingtearsxx]

What NOT to do: Strip naked and singing the Brady Bunch theme while holding a knife, cutting your wrists, and writing "Bring back Walt Disney" on your chest... o_O;

A library.

[animegurl]

Yell.

Picnic

[Kagura]

What not to do: Do NOT pick your nose and eat the booger in front of everyone after they have ate a lot of food! :(

During a Church Sermon

[animegurl]

Make fun of the preacher loudly.

School

[Caine]

Hand in an essay where two paragraphs are simply lyrics from "Bohemian Rhapsody" (and yes, someone I know did this)

Graduation

[superplough]

Grab your paper, yell "No shock for me!" then run for it

in the living room with family

[animefan88]

Pop in a porno

in a tightly crowded elevator

[autsiticanime]

Don't shout out a good plot twist from a movie. Like that one in the sixth sense where [CENSORED FOR SPOILERS]. Didn't see that coming, did you?

In a mecha.

[animefan88]

Spill drink on the controls

on a rickety bridge

[old hat]

Jumping jacks

in line at book signing

[autsiticanime]

Claim you know the guy, when he clearly doesn't.

During a VA panel.

[animefan88]

Shout explitives?

At a nude beach

[old hat]

^ Wear clothes and go around openly checkng out all the nudists, leering and making sexually suggestive remarks.

2^Yell that you only watch anime subbed because dub VAs aren't real actors.

at the local coffee shop

[autsiticanime]

Open a starbucks inside.

At a wrestling PPV.

[animefan88]

2^ say book writin', guitar playin', poetry readin' pansy a$$es like you can all do the world a favour...

^ Change the channel

at communion

[old hat]

Look disgusted, spit the wafer on the floor and yell, "Oh my god you people are all cannibals"!

in the confessional

[autsiticanime]

rape, kill or steal.

In a radioactive plant.

[old hat]

Lamaze classes

in the Emergency Room

[autsiticanime]

Eating a kidney pie out of the donor kidneys.

In a comic book store.

[old hat]

Go through tearing out pages with artwork you like.

in a public restroom

[superplough]

Lean not so slightly to the side when using the urinal

When at a maternity ward

[animefan88]

Punch babies for crying loudly

at the scene of a crime

[superplough]

Start washing everything down with Bleach before the cops arrive

When in a record store

[animefan88]

Play frizbee with the 45s :lol:

During a eulogy

[goddessofanime]

don't laugh or snore

during a war

[animefan88]

Friendly Fire

In court

[A Dead Spy]

Accidentally point with your middle finger instead of your index.

Nazi Germany

[animefan88]

I'll be politically correct here. Heh.

be late

in the state of wisconsin

[Arnold]

Try to go vegan.

In an NRA meeting

[A Dead Spy]

Shoot the TV to change the channel.

Washington State

[animefan88]

Forget your umbrella

On a very steep hill

[old hat]

Extend your arms, run downhill at full speed and leap into the air shouting, "I can fly"!

on the set of a Kleenex commercial.

[superplough]

Tell the producer I have swine flu and ask for some free samples

While visiting the pyramids in Egypt

[old hat]

Tell the tour guide that aliens obviously built the pyramids because Egyptians are too ugly and stupid to do anything that impressive.

during a tour of Notre Dame cathedral.

[Nami]

Steal something inside that place.

In an art museum?

[old hat]

Doodle on the paintings and say you are improving them.

in a busy intersection.

[Nami]

Park a car in the middle of intersection and leave.

In a bedroom.

[A Dead Spy]

Hide the body.

An anime convention.

[animefan88]

Call anime a 'cartoon'

in a china shop

[fujyoshi]

don't touch ANYTHING

in fujyoshi's room :'D

[animefan88]

pheel stuff :P

in a phone booth

[Nami]

Stick up a used chewing gum hear and there. <_<

In a public toilet.

[old hat]

Peer over the top of the stall and give your neighbors numeric ratings.

Standing in line at a convenience store

[autsiticanime]

Shout out "BOMB!"

In a gas filled sewer.

[old hat]

Take up smoking.

on a cruise ship

[autsiticanime]

Shout "BOMB!"

In a mascot suit.

[old hat]

Made lewd propositions to the kids.

on the subway

[autsiticanime]

Shout out "SARIN GAS!"

In a bunker.

[Nami]

Shout out "Bomb".

In a cemetery?

[old hat]

Break out a pick and shovel and say you are going to look for buried treasure. Start digging.

at an antique shop

[animefan88]

Bring your pet

during interrogation

[Arnold]

Say you did it.

In a public restroom

[animefan88]

Fall asleep

in a hostage situation

[superplough]

Start getting all snuggly up to your captor

While driving on a long highway

[Arnold]

Go in reverse.

At a six year old's birthday party.

[autsiticanime]

^Rated R stuff.

Inside a whale carcus.

[old hat]

^ a whale circus?

Start hitting on the guests. Try to coax them into going to the basement alone with you.

on a fishing boat.

[autsiticanime]

Puncture a hole in the boat.

Underneath the bleachers.

[old hat]

Look for girls wearing skirts and try to steal their underwear.

in the confessional

[superplough]

Confess to currently mastubating

On the other side of the confessional

[autsiticanime]

Doing something R-rated while forgiving someone else for doing something R-rated.

In a police station.

[old hat]

If the person confesses to any naughty behavior, say they must do it again with you so you can understand the nature of their sin or you won't be able to give proper penance or absolution.

while bungee jumping

[Nami]

Severe the cord.

In a North pole?

[autsiticanime]

Take an ice bath.

In a room with Gaara, Kenpachi and Lelouch.

[Nami]

Keep myself a low profile. :ph34r:

In a Yukari's car?

[animefan88]

fart with the windows up

in a hot air balloon

[autsiticanime]

Jump.

In a boxing match with Rocky...J Squirrel.

[animefan88]

Steal his acorns

at a hulkamaniac festival

[autsiticanime]

Cosplay as Andre the Giant.

In the middle of a harem version of twister.

[Nami]

Says that __________ will beat Hulk in a minuit.

Let yourself blew into its eye.

In front of the alligator?

[old hat]

Kick dirt at it and dare it to bite you.

at the petting zoo

[autsiticanime]

Do some heavy petting.

^At the gynacologists.

[old hat]

Comment that the doctor is incompetent and will never 'get her off that way'. shove him aside and dive in.

in line at a concert

[Nami]

Steal other people's ticket.

In a kitchen.

[old hat]

Grab a random bit of food. Take a bite. Say, Yuck" and throw it on the floor. Grab some other food...repeat until you have gone through all of the food.

at a fancy restaurant.

[superplough]

Pay for the meal then leave without eating it

In a carpet store

[old hat]

Bring some dog poop in. Say your dog tends to have accidents and you need to test the carpet's stain resistance. Smear the dog poop on random carpets.

at a pizza place.

[superplough]

Ask for a pizza with everything on it, except for things that will trigger your gluten allergy

At a drive in movie

[old hat]

Break out the boom box and beer and throw an orgy in the back of your truck.

at the mall.

[superplough]

Wearing roller blades indoors.

At the fire station

[old hat]

Light the place on fire and then comment that it's ok because the fire station is nearby.

at a motel that advertises by the hour rates.

[superplough]

(there are motels that advertise hour rates?)

Ask them if you can divide it by sixty and stay for one minute

In a jewelers

[autsiticanime]

Attempt robbery.

In the same room as CSI agent/serial killer Dexter.

[superplough]

Tell him that I have DVDs that show him killing people

In Tasmania

[old hat]

by the hour rate=prostitutes

Anything but leave.

at the car wash.

[superplough]

Start singing that lame song

At the premiere of the next HP movie

[autsiticanime]

Say the infamous spoiler.

During a sixth sense screening.

[old hat]

Sit by an atractive woman. Put your head in her lap halfway through the movie and fall asleep. Drool on her. Snore loudly.

at the synagogue

[autsiticanime]

Commit blasphemous acts.

On a tram.

[superplough]

Ask where all the tramps are

At the embassy

[autsiticanime]

Leak plans about super soldiers?

In a musical.

[superplough]

Sing "The Internet is for Porn" (unless the musical is Avenue Q)

In a doll store

[autsiticanime]

Break the dolls.

At a comedy festival.

[animefan88]

Take a drink during the punchline :lol:

At the red light district

[goddessofanime]

always make sure they don't have a penis or a disease first...


at the video store...

[animefan88]

See how many feet of film are contained inside of one VHS.

In front of the white house

[old hat]

Walk around sighting like you are holding a rifle. If anyone asks what you are doing, say you are checking the firing angles.

in a movie theater lobby

[animefan88]

Steal others' tickets

at a country club

[old hat]

Declare everyone to be a bunch of stuffed shirts. Call for an orgy to lighten things up. Grab the nearest person and start yanking clothes off.

at the opera

[Nami]

Yell out a rock music when the fat lady sing.

In a library?

[old hat]

Bring your scrapbook and some scissors. Starting cutting interesting things out of books to glue in the scrapbook.

in a small book store.

[Nami]

Take out several book and rearrange it in its different section and burn the rest of the book away.

In Yukari's car?

[old hat]

Get in Yukari's car for any reason.

in a tour group

[superplough]

Stay in said car

In Kimura's class

[autsiticanime]

Upskirt a female student.

At the SOS brigade.

[old hat]

^Tell Haruhi that Kyon is having sex with both Yuki and Mikuru.

Be a girl and catch his eye. Poor Kaorin.

at a baseball game

[superplough]

Cheer for the visiting team

At Burger King

[old hat]

Actually try to have it your way.

at Starbucks

[autsiticanime]

Drink a Gloria Jeans coffee.

In front of a camatose Asuka (OTHER THAN THE OBVIOUS!)

[old hat]

Take her underwear off. Pose her in various ways. Take pictures. Sell them on the internet. Ka-ching.

on the freeway

[Nami]

Drop yourself of the car's seat on to the road.

In Jun's room?

[old hat]

Mess with Shinku's Kun-Kun stuff.

on a bridge

[Nami]

Jump. O_O

In a morgue?

[old hat]

Something I won't describe here.

on top of a mountain

[Nami]

Jump.

On a cliff?

[old hat]

Try to fly down by flapping your arms really fast.

in the bathroom on an airplane

[Nami]

Smoke.

In a lab?

[old hat]

Start mixing the beakers and test tubes randomly to see what happens. Drink the resulting mixtures.

at an autopsy

[Nami]

Using the body as a prop for slasher movie.

In a national park? :D

[old hat]

Go hunting.

with a machinegun

in a casino

[Nami]

Cheat and steal. :ph34r:

In hell?

[old hat]

I don't think anything you do in hell will turn out very well.

on the deck of an aircraft carrier

[Nami]

Kill the captain and take charge as a pilot and pretend it's a gundam.

In a cemetary. U.U