What not to do here

[Nami]

Littering.

In a spaceship?

[old hat]

Go outside for some fresh air.

in a crowded theater.

[Nami]

Kicking the seat of someone in front of you when the film is rolling. >_<

In a chocolate factory?

[old hat]

Try to eat all of the chocolate.

on Mars

[Nami]

Culture some germs and leave the creature there.

Inside NASA?

[old hat]

Try to convince everyone that safety is overdone and overrated and that exploding rockets (and crews) are an acceptable cost for Progress.

at the UN

[Nami]

Declare world war with every countries, start shoot every world's leader one by one.

In a congress?

[old hat]

Whip out your Martian ray gun and blast everyone.

On second thought, that wouldn't be so bad.

at the patent office.

[Nami]

Set out computer virus to every computer there.

At the post office?

[old hat]

Light all of the mail on fire.

at the customs office.

[Nami]

Hide a package of powder detergent secretly in your coat.

In the bank?

[old hat]

Say you have a bomb and demand all the money.

at FBI Headquarters.

[autsiticanime]

Make up alien rumours.

In a re-anactment of a robbery.

[Nami]

Say you have a bomb and demand all the money.

At G20 meeting?

[old hat]

Say you have a bomb and demand all the money.

at a peace rally.

[Nami]

Sing a song praising the outcome of war.

In front of the angry mob?

[old hat]

Try to incite them to a full blown riot.

at a polling place.

[Nami]

Open the polling box and throw all the paper in the air.

In a ski resort?

[old hat]

Spray water all over the slopes.

at the drinking fountain.

[Nami]

Sprinkle weed in there.

At the beach.

[old hat]

Hide pieces of broken glass in the sand.

at a public bath.

[Nami]

Peek in every stall where people are taking a bath. <.< >.>

A a gym?

[old hat]

Just walk around taking pictures of people. Don't work out or anything like that.

at a bowling alley.

[Nami]

Throw the balls at people.

In a garage?

[old hat]

Start taking parts off cars and randomly trying to put them on other cars. Say it is to increase fuel efficiency.

at the coroner's office.

[Nami]

Cut all the body up and put all the meat in other people's food.

In a supermarket?

[old hat]

Sample everything as you shop.

at a friend's apartment/house.

[Nami]

Make yourself at home.

In a closet.

[A Dead Spy]

Lock yourself in while Tom Cruise is using it.

As a jury member for a controversial trial.

[Nami]

Taking bribe.

With the thieves?

[animefan88]

Be the conscience.

in White House bathroom

[Zune]

Work.

in The oval office?

[animefan88]

Be Muslim

Bowling Alley

[Sora N]

Trying to play baseball.

At a Car Race:

[animefan88]

j walk

at nami's house

[Nami]

Hurt the kitty cats or dogs. >_>

At the next person who post 's house?

[Arnold]

Eat everything in their fridge.

At a rock concert?

[animefan88]

Politely ask them to turn down their music

At the office X-Mas party

[Sora N]

Play Halloween music.

At a wedding:

[Nami]

Start a fight.

At a boxing gym?

[Arnold]

Punch a few inches below the belt.

At a bake sale?

[animefan88]

Bring Cookie Monster

At Mini Golf

[wrathborne]

play baseball

At a batchelor party

[Sora N]

Tell them that you are not getting married.

At a Baby Shower:

[Pocahontas]

Convince her to reconsider abortion.

At a drive in movie theater:

[Sora N]

Honk your car horn.

During a thunderstorm?

[Nami]

Goes out under some big trees, waving some iron rod up high.

In an ocean?

[Pocahontas]

Smell the beautiful underwater flowers :X
at a nunnery or convent?

[Rei]

proclaim you're an atheist

at a cosplay convention

[Arnold]

Be Man-Faye.

In a public bathroom?

[ZiggyBoy91]

host all you can eat buffet

principal's car?

[Sora N]

Pee on the floor.

At a concert:

[animefan88]

Steal a seat

In a heated game of musical chair

[Nami]

Join the fight. ^^;

In a manga store?

[Sora N]

Ask for American Comics.

At work:

[animefan88]

Not work :lol:

At the VMA award show

[Icer]

Um, grab a beer and storm the stage.



The Vatican

[animefan88]

Steal the popemobile :lol:

At the horse track

[autsiticanime]

Bet on a greyhound thats not even racing tonight.

At Gunpoint...

[Icer]

insult the gunman in a demeaning way

a southern baptist church

[Arnold]

Kiss a member of the same sex while listening to Marilyn Manson music and teaching evolution.

At the opera:

[Sora N]

Start Singing.

At Walmart:

[ThePhillyFlash]

Strip naked....

in a daycare center.

[animefan88]

Strip naked.... :P

A nude beach

[Pocahontas]

read boring books

on Santa's lap?

[autsiticanime]

Light his beard.

At the AMERICAN GOVERNMENT!

[animefan88]

Question their motives

At a Walmart entrance

[A Dead Spy]

Dress up as the Devil and greet incoming customers as such:

"Welcome to Walmart! You won't need to pay much here... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!"

During Olympic figure skating.

[Sora N]

Play hockey.

At a bus stop:

[ThePhillyFlash]

Run....

with scissors!

[The Good Doctor]

slit friends throat

at a parent teacher conference

[Nami]

Hire someone else to impersonate your parent-someone in my class did that when I was in high school. o_o;

At the job interview?

[animefan88]

Go naked

At the cinema?

[Arnold]

Narrate the whole movie to the rest of the audience.

At a public pool?

[The Good Doctor]

Take a **** in the pool

on your deathbed?

[Kagura]

Swear and curse at God (If you are a person that believes in him)

At your best friend's wedding?

[Nami]

Steal the show.

At a hotel's buffet bar?

[The Good Doctor]

play "fat chick tipping"


at a bar?

[animefan88]

Spill someone's drink

Under a pickup truck

[The Good Doctor]

**** the exhaust pipe

On /b/?

[animefan88]

Stay there

At gunpoint

[The Good Doctor]

challenge the shooter's testicular fortitude to pull the trigger

at a gun store robbery?

[Nami]

Try to be a hero.

On a rooftop?

[The Good Doctor]

jump

in an invasion?

[A Dead Spy]

Welcome our new insect overlords.

... In a zombie apocalypse.

[Nami]

Serving them food.

With the Sherlock Holmes?

[The Good Doctor]

Say: NO ****ING **** SHERLOCK!

at an apple product convention?

[Nami]

Snap an Airbook into half and throw it at Steve Jobs.

On a tiger's back?

[The Good Doctor]

... there are some pretty bad THINGS that could be done here but I'll go with Stab it in the spine.

using vista

[Sora N]

I've never used Microsoft Vista.

At your job?

[The Good Doctor]

push people out into the street,

in an office chair,

from the 7th story of a building.


how about in a coffee shop?

[Sora N]

Drink another company’s coffee.

On an Anime Forum?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Eat seafood....

in a pizza restaurant

[The Good Doctor]

Eat a hamburger.

In Russia?

[animefan88]

Be American

In the DMV?

[Sora N]

Be drunk...

In a plane:

[ThePhillyFlash]

Root for Northern Iowa....

If you're on the campus of the University of Kansas!

[Sora N]

Tell them you really wished you were at another University.

At Church.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Eating pizza....

At a seafood restaurant!

[Sora N]

Want to eat Tofu.

At a bookstore.

[The Good Doctor]

Burn the Childern's ones (not the books the parents)

at a star wars convention?

[animefan88]

Say that Star Trek is better

On the edge a cliff?

[The Good Doctor]

^truth

Not jump


at the doctor's office?

[Sora N]

Want to have your teeth cleaned.

At the Dentist?

[The Good Doctor]

Want to get OHS (open heart surgery)

In the ER?

[animefan88]

Throw a party

At E3 convention?

[Sora N]

Go skinny-dipping.

At college?

[Reven]

Shoot up the place columbine style.

Listening to music.

[Sora N]

Play Rock Band at the same time.

At a meeting.

[Arnold]

Talk smack about people on the other line of the teleconference without pressing the "mute" button.

At a daycare center:

[Sora N]

Take a nap.

Driving.

[ThePhillyFlash]

While texting with both hands.

Farting....

[animefan88]

Sh*t yourself

Peeing...

[Arnold]

Miss the bowl.

While taking a shower.

[Sora N]

Have your laptop with you.

On the bus.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Close your eyes....

while crossing a busy expressway.

[Arnold]

Take a nap.

While in a meeting with your company's CEO.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Unleash a mighty sneeze....

....while staring down at a restaurant buffet table

[Arnold]

Dive into it like a Mosh pit.

At an anime cosplay contest

[Sora N]

Ask where the Star Trek cosplayers are.

At the store.

[Arnold]

Ask if there are any security cameras and how they're positioned.

At a women's clothing store.

[autsiticanime]

Set it on fire.

At an Ouran convention?

[Arnold]

Cosplay as the girls from Roberia.

At a Gundam convention:

[autsiticanime]

Say 'EVANGELION'S BETTER!'

At a EVA convention.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Say 'Any other anime is better than that crap.' :B

At Nashville Tenn.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Unleash a mighty fart....

....on a crowded bus.

[Sora N]

Sit on someone....

On Myspace.

[animefan88]

Make multiple accounts and befriend yourself

In a China Shop...

[Arnold]

Bring along your bull.

While visiting a friend at the hospital

[autsiticanime]

Fart into the colostomy bags.

Whilst at a museum.

[Arnold]

Play the dinosaur bones like a xylophone.

Whilst driving cross country.

[old hat]

Fall asleep

while swimming

[autsiticanime]

Fall asleep...what? Can't I use the same answer twice?

At a circus.

[old hat]

Fall....I mean jump in with the lion tamer and yell that you are taking over.

at the airport.

[Arnold]

Leave packages in unauthorized areas.

On the bus

[animefan88]

Take the wheel

Fancy restaurant...

[autsiticanime]

Pretend to faint.

At a poison's factory.

[ThePhillyFlash]

Blow a vuvuzela....

during services at church

[Arnold]

Sing Marylin Manson.

While on television:

[ThePhillyFlash]

Wear a blindfold....

while chopping veggies with a sharp knife

[Sora N]

Watch TV.

At dinner...

[ThePhillyFlash]

Wear a blindfold....

....while crossing a minefield!

[Arnold]

Wear a blindfold!

While on a roller coaster:

[Sora N]

Stand up.

While watching anime....

[Arnold]

Do LSD.

At a Metallica concert:

[ThePhillyFlash]

Take off all your clothes....

....while in the middle of the desert.

[Arnold]

Toss out all your water.

At a candy store:

[ThePhillyFlash]

Drive your car....

while blindfolded

[Arnold]

while blindfolded

Practice for your knife throwing class.

While using the urinal...

[ThePhillyFlash]

Listen to Katy Perry....

....while sober. :P

[Arnold]

Don't quite think you're getting the pattern here, Philly!


....while sober. :P

Get an embarassing tattoo!

At a funeral:

[ThePhillyFlash]

Give the one-finger salute....

....to a group of gangbangers.

[animefan88]

pick a fight.

In a traffic jam...

[Arnold]

Stay in park. Even when it starts to move.

At an outdoor concert:

[animefan88]

Use indoor voice.

In line somewhere...

[Arnold]

Cut.

At a barbecue:

[animefan88]

Spit on the spit.

On Sesame Street...

[ThePhillyFlash]

Sing happy songs....

at a funeral

[animefan88]

Laugh.

In a pool...

[ThePhillyFlash]

Play a heavy metal guitar riff at full volume...

...in a library

[Arnold]

...in a library

Schedule a rock concert.

At a police station:

[animefan88]

come without doughnuts.

At a gala event...

[Sora N]

I have no clue what that is.

At Thanksgiving Dinner?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Undress and go streaking....

during church services.

[Arnold]

^ Do your best Linda Blair from The Exorcist impersonation.

At a Picnic:

[Nami]

Burn the table clothes.

In a storage room?

[Arnold]

Lock yourself in.

At an opera:

[animefan88]

Try to open your candy very loudly and slowly

At high school graduation...

[Sora N]

Think that this is a football game.

At the superbowl...

[Caster13]

Paint your chest and take your shirt off if you're 300 pounds. :x

at a wedding

[RecentMidget]

rape the groom

in a swordfight

[LISA HAYES]

let's fight with our little swords

Circumcision ceremony

[Arnold]

Scream "Off with his head!!" when they're about to make the cut.

[animefan88]

Arnold <_<

At a court hearing...

[Reven]

Tell the judge to go **** himself XD

At a family reunion...

[animefan88]

**** on the coats

At a Dane Cook comedy special...

[Reven]

Laugh. At all.

At a local McDonald's...

[animefan88]

**** on the coats

At a yard sale...

[Reven]

**** on the coats.

At a coat store...

[animefan88]

**** on the coats.

At your friend's B day party...

[Reven]

**** on the coats.

At a friend's BBQ...

[Sora N]

Act like it's you BBQ party.

At the beach…

[superplough]

Stare at all the speedomen's crotches

At a fancy restaurant

[ThePhillyFlash]

Point at the floor and yell "RAT!"

while at a fancy restaurant

[kasumi-chan]

Jump up on the tables and start dancing the Jerk.

During a shark attack.

[Reven]

Cut yourself and jump around in the water.

During a family member's wedding...

[shinri]

Don't do anything that will embarrass them.

While being chased by zombies...

[animefan88]

trip :lol:

At a gas station...

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Hold a match near the leaky gas pump thingo.


At Tim Curry's homestead...

[Old Ape Face]

Eat Tim Curry.

When going shoe shopping.

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Put your old shoes in the box and switch them with the boxed shoes...

In a children's hospital...

[Daichi]

Stand on the reception desk and say "My child has AIDS!!"

Basic Training (Military)

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Kiss your drill instructor.

At McDonalds....

[Daichi]

Order a Whopper!!!

At Burger King!!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Ask for hawiian pizza.

At a consignment shoppe?

[ThePhillyFlash]

Order a Big Mac....

at Taco Bell

[Daichi]

Walk in with a sombrero and sing marachi songs.


on Anime Nation forums :)

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Override the censor. C:

At a Star Trek convention...

[Daichi]

Insult Mr.Sulu!!!!!!!

At the beach!!!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Jump on the sun burnt guy buried in the sand.

At a pet store.

[Daichi]

Stick your hand in the reptile cage.

At Gamestop!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Pick random games, throw them, and bust a move.

At Barns and Noble

[Daichi]

Walk in and yell "reading sucks!!!"

On July 4th

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Throw rocks in the air instead of lighting fireworks.

At an elementary school.

[Daichi]

Go in screaming "two plus two is fish!!"

At a middle school

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Dry hump the 70+ year old teacher singing 'I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!'

At a high school

[Daichi]

Flirt with the football captain's girlfriend.

In college!

[DeathlyMoonGoddess]

Be a nark

In the real world

[old hat]

Act like half the people online act..unless you like being punched in the face.

in a marching band

[Nami]

Playing out of tune.

In a swimming pool?

[old hat]

Drown. No, really. That would be bad.

at a fancy hotel.

[Nami]

Being loud, rowdy and throw expensive Hotel's breakable items on the floor.

In a fitness gym?

[old hat]

Proposition female customers and haggle on prices for various services. If they get mad, say you like them feisty and up your offered price.

in the subway.

[Nami]

Blow the baby powder and yelled that it's bioweapon.

In a coffee shop?

[old hat]

Say that people are drinking their coffee all wrong and ruining it. Go around putting creamer and sugar in other people's coffee so that it's right. If it already has cream and sugar in it, say they have ruined it, dump it out and tell them to start over with a new cup.

at a massage parlor.

[Nami]

Falling asleep...who knew what could happens while we are asleep on that table. :ph34r:

In a bus.

[old hat]

Go up to the front and start tugging on the busdriver saying thay you want to drive. Say that you have seen Speed like a million times so it will be ok. Say that you thought the bus jump was totally cool and ask if there any incomplete freeways around.

at a chicken farm.

[Nami]

Release the poor animals and tell the farm owner that it's because of that all of their chicken have bird flu.

In a medical research laboratory?